Pilger High School - Cardinal Yearbook (Pilger, NE)

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CLASS PRUPHECY FORTY FIVE MILES TO A GALLON Karen Koopmann has just returned from a tour of the Un1ted States On th1s tr1p she proved that her 1975 Ford would go 45 m1les to a gallon When asked what k1nd of gas she used she s1mply answered No gas just water' Karen 15 now wo1k1ng on another 1nvent1on a1rless t1res SKUNK HAIR PIN CUSHIONS Kenneth Cheney the owner of the Cheney Skunk Farm has been stuffmg h1s w1fe s pm cush1on Wllh skunk ha1r s1nce he found that p1ns are not as l1kely to rust when embedded 1n skunk ha1r FAMED MUSIC TEACHER WINS TRIP TO HOLLYWOOD L1berace has made lt known th1s week that out of 199 mus1c teachers who entered h1s contest W1n a Free Tr1p to Candlest1cks Wonderland he has p1cked Mrs Mead the former Mareen P1lger of P1lger Nebraska Mrs Mead has been a mus1c teacher for over twenty years She has won the re spect of all her pupxls NELSON CAMPAIGN NOW IN FULL BLAST The pres1dent1al cand1date w1ll have a tough race s1nce F1ght1ng Charlotte IS now lead1ng 1n the southern states w1th a maJor1ty of the votes It IS belxeved that she w1l1 take the Northern states w1th a snap of her fmgers s1nce she formerly l1ved 1n a northern state BUILDING DEDICATED TO DR WEHRER A new bu1ld1ng was dedlcated 1n Rochester M1nnesota to Dr Kennard Wehrer the world famous ch1ld psycholog1st Th1s bu1ld1ng w1ll be used to tra1n ass1stants for Dr Wehrer If your ch1ld 1sn t act1ng l1ke a ch1ld see Dr Wehrer 1mmed1ately' HEIRESS LOVES MONEY AND MEN M1ss Roberta Butterf1eld has Just 1nher1ted S15 O00 O00 Q15 m1l11on dollarsj from a l1ttle old man whom she met on the subway H15 w1ll stated that he left Roberta th1s money because she was the only person who ever offered h11'r1 a seat on a crowded subway M1ss Butterf1eld gave us th1s statement I was surpr1sed and happy when I heard about It I ve always wanted money along wlth a handsome man CROOKS' BE ON YOUR GUARD' A new pol1cewoman has been added to the force of the New York C1ty Pol1ce namely Dor1s Otten She IS very well educated 1n the art of Judo and wrestllng and when she wants the facts she usually gets them The m1nute Dor1s came on the force Joe Fr1day was d1scharged NEW LOCATION AND COUNSELOR FOR LONELY HEARTS CLUB EXTRA G1r1s please note the change of address of the Lonely Hearts Club Also you w1ll be most mterested 1n the new counselor he 15 young r1ch a bachelor name Bob Rood Bob also has a long 11st of phone numbers men s of course' Hours are from 9 am to 6 pm NAMED SECRETARY OF THE YEAR M1ss Dorothy Carstens secretary to Mr John D Rockefeller has been named Secretary of the Year by the Nat1onal Busmessman s Assoc1at1on Mr Rockefeller sa1d that Dorothy lS a very eff1c1ent secretary Dorothy gave us th1s statement lthank my OfflCe Pracuce Teacher Mr Graham for makmg me study Iam grateful now NEW INVENTION PERFECTED The most astomshlng 1nvent1on of all t1mes has just h1t the market What IS 1t'? It IS a yodelmg teakettle Qu1te d1fferent and unusual wouldn t you say? The mventor of th1s new th1ng 1S qu1te unusual too She 15 MISS Carol T1edtke of P1col1o North Carol1na MISS T1edtke who 1s 99 years old gave us th1s statement about her 1nvent1on I ve worked all my hfe on th1s teakettle and now that It 15 f1fl1Sh6d, maybe I can f1nd t1me to get marr1ed' - - 11 4 11 , . . . . 1 1 1 1 1 . H . . . ,, . 1 1 - 1 1 1 . . . . . H . . H V 1 1 - 1 . . , . . . . . 1 , . . 1 1 . . . . H .H - 1 - 11 . , . 1 1 1 , . 1 1 1 1 - 1 . 1 . 1 . 1 1 . . , . . . . Q . . . . . . 4, . . - 11 , . 1 . . , . . . . . , . . H . ,, . . . . . . - 1 1 1 - an 1 . . . . . . . 1