Pikeville High School - Panther Yearbook (Pikeville, KY)

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Mack called on Babe Johnson, and while sitting in the parlor they heard an awful noise upstairs. Mack: Honey, what is that noise? Babe: 0, it ' s Ma dragging Pa ' s breeches over the floor. Mack: 0, they wouldn ' t make that much racket? Babe: Yes, but Pa ' s in ' em. DR. G. H. HUGHES Dentist The landing may be a little harder than ex- pected ! HUGHES BUILDING PIKEVILLE, KENTUCKY Phone 268 or 188 Miss Flora: If you heat cold water what happens? Clarence: Daddy ' s gonna shave. William: I saw something last night I will never get over. Garred: O ! What was that? William: The moon. Miss Hendricks: Myra, what is good for a headache? Myra: Stick your head through the window and the pane will fall out. ' ' Rediford Damron sitting beside Zenna in English class: Zenna, you have a feather on your shoulder. Zenna: No wonder, I ' ve bsen sitting beside a goose. Where Food is Really Tasty! FRANKLIN RESTAURANT A Sandwich or a Banquet Business Men ' s Lunch 11 to 2 A La Carte Service at All Hours THE HOME OF GOOD COOKING Traffic cop to Miss Flora: Say, you, didn ' t you see me wave at you? Miss Flora: Yes, you fresh thing, and if Replogle was here he ' d paste you one for it. Miss Martin in English Class: Jack, what is a guillotine? Jack C. : A place where women go to sew. Steaks, Chops and Sea Food a Specialty 124 Division St. Pikeville, Ky. Page 77

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TAILORED TO ORDER CLOTHES From $25 Up Rich, pure wool fabrics, i II unlimited variety .... tailored to your measure in any pre- ferred fashion. The values are outstanding. HAMES TAILORING COMPANY Pikeville, Kentucky RYAN - EPPERSON Incorporated FUNERAL DIRECTOR and EMBALMER DAY AND NIGHT AMBULANCE SERVICE Phone 4 Second St. There was a young Freshie from Yeager Who went for a ride on a tiger They returned from the ride With the Freshie inside And a smile on the face of the tiger. Barber: Do you want a hair cut! Claudie: No, you dam nut, I want ' em all cut. Margaret: Well, I don ' t remember very much about Caesar. Miss Lewis: You remember that all Gaul was divided into six parts, don ' t you? Margaret (seriously) : Yes, I really do re- member that much. Myrtle: Who wrote Gray ' s Elegy? Greeley: I don ' t know, but I believe it was Shaw. Everett: Sally, ah-er, I really do like you — but I don ' t want to make a fool of myself. Sally: Oh, you should worry — nature took care of that! TEACHERS ' WEAKNESSES Now! Catherine Hendricks Flirting Flossie Martin Bus English Agnes Scott Her Gurl Resurves Rebecca Lewis ..Graduating from High School Gertrude Flora Chevrolet Cars John Blaine Flege Cracking Jokes Irene Brown Fat Men Lenore Portman Taking Notes from Pupils Hardinia Marshall ..Giving Study Halls at 3:45 Wayne Replogle Miss Pikeville T. W. Oliver The University of Chicago Arthur L. Danburg Mrs. Danburg D. E. Haley His Moustache First Stude: Did you pass your exam? Second Stude: Well, you see it was like this — First Stude: Neither did I. Shake! Mae: Do you go out with boys often? Autheilia: Only when my parents are home. Glen: Sir, may I have your daughter? Mr. Boyd: Yes, but you ' ll have to sign a two-year lease. Heber: I can tell you the score of the game before it starts. Miss Martin: What is it? Heber: Nothing to nothing — before it starts, Minnie: Kiss me like they do in the movies, honey. Guy: All right; get ready to be swallowed. Page 7£