Pikeville High School - Panther Yearbook (Pikeville, KY)

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Wouldn ' t It Be Wonderful If: We had arm chairs in the classrooms? No excuse permits? No zeros? No lessons? Lottsa assemblies? Lottsa noise? Happy contented teachers? No after school study halls? Could chew gum any place? Only go to school in the mornings? Holidays any time? No discipline? Say, whatsa matter with you? We wouldn ' t even need a school then. But — all the same — it doesn ' t harm anyone to dream, I guess. Miss Martin (in Business English) : Redi- ford, what tense is this? ' I am beautiful ' . Rediford Damron : Past. Everett Adkins: How much are the seats? Usher: Front seats, 35 cents, back seats, 25 cents and program, a penny. Everett: I guess I ' ll sit on a program. I guess I ' ve lost another pupil, said the professor as his glass eye rolled down the sink. Why worry? Today is the tomorrow that worried you yesterday. LATIN STUDENTS TAKE NOTICE Lightibus outibus in parlorum, Boyibus kissibus sweet girlorum, Dadibus hearibus loud smackorum, Camibus quickibus with cluborum, Boyibus getibus hard spankorum, Landibus nextibus outside of doorum, Getibus upibus come a limporum, Swearibus kissibus sweet girl no morum. Otto: She screamed far help when I kissed her. Vergil: Did you run? Otto: No, I gave her another helping. MASS PRODUCTION Miss Brown : How stupid you are. I am quite sure Orville can multiply 88 by 25 in less than no time. Sassy Stude: I shouldn ' t be surprised. They say that fools multiply very rapidly these days. And there ' s the absent minded teacher who has the students write the questions while he answers them. Imagine that! HERALDING ALL THAT IS NEW in the Spotlight of Fashion LIKE a breath of the coming season, this offering is gay with the spirit of youth and Spring. In our store you will find a large as- semblage of new dresses, suits and coats at incomparably low prices. Every department completely stocked and widely varied. We Invite Your Inspection COLEMAN 8 SONS DEPT. STORE Caroline Ave. Pikeville, Ky. Compliments of the KENTUCKY MAYTAG CO., Inc. Pikeville, Stone, Prestonsburg, Paintsville, Louisa and West. Liberty, Kentucky. ' If It Doesn ' t Sell Itself Don ' t Keep It ' Page 73