Pikeville High School - Panther Yearbook (Pikeville, KY)

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MODEL DRY CLEANING Compliments of PIKEVILLE HIGH SCHOOL ALUMNI ASSOCIATION Little wonder that every one remarks re- garding his personal appearance. He has learned that life is easier and kinder when clothes are kept nicely cleaned and pressed. Prompt Service Phone 224 Division Street HERE ' S A TOAST TO HEALTH Every Glass of THOMAS ' MILK Is Rich with Health-Building Qualities Drink plenty of it every day. You can get no better nor more nutritious food, and every member of the family will benefit by it. Its rich, creamy wholesomeness makes it a real favorite with everyone. Delivered straight to your table from a fine modern dairy — 100 per cent pure — it costs no more than lower qualities. Fresh Daily From Healthy, Contented Cows! THOMAS DAIRY Phone 24 Pikeville, Kentucky

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Wouldn ' t It He Wonderful If: We had arm chairs in the classrooms? No excuse permits? No zeros? No lessons? Lottsa assemblies? Lottsa noise? Happy contented teachers? No after school study halls? Could chew gum any place? Only go to school in the mornings? Holidays any time? No discipline? Say, whatsa matter with you? We wouldn ' t even need a school then. But — all the same — it doesn ' t harm anyone to dream, I guess. Miss Martin (in Business English) : Redi- ford, what tense is this? ' I am beautiful ' . Rediford Damron : Past. HERALDING ALL THAT IS NEW in the Spotlight of Fashion LIKE a breath of the coming season, this offering is gay with the spirit of youth and Spring. In our store you will find a large as- semblage of new dresses, suits and coats at incomparably low prices. Every department completely stocked and widely varied. We Invite Your Inspection Everett Adkins: How much are the seats? Usher: Front seats, 35 cents, back seats, 25 cents and program, a penny. Everett: I guess I ' ll sit on a program. I guess I ' ve lost another pupil, said the professor as his glass eye rolled down the sink. Why worry? Today is the tomorrow that worried you yesterday. COLEMAN 8 SONS DEPT. STORE Caroline Ave. Pikeville, Ky. LATIN STUDENTS TAKE NOTICE Lightibus outibus in parlorum, Boyibus kissibus sweet girlorum, Dadibus hearibus loud smackorum, Camibus quickibus with cluborum, Boyibus getibus hard spankorum, Landibus nextibus outside of doorum, Getibus upibus come a limporum, Swearibus kissibus sweet girl no morum. Compliments of the KENTUCKY MAYTAG CO., Inc. Otto: She screamed for help when I kissed her. Vergil: Did you run? Otto: No, I gave her another helping. MASS PRODUCTION Miss Brown: How stupid you are. I am quite sure Orville can multiply 88 by 25 in less than no time. Sassy Stude: I shouldn ' t be surprised. They say that fools multiply very rapidly these days. And there ' s the absent minded teacher who has the students write the questions while he answers them. Imagine that! Pikeville, Stone, Prestonsburg, Paintsville, Louisa and West. Liberty, Kentucky. If It Doesn ' t Sell Itself Don ' t Keep It ' Page 73