Pike County RIII High School - Echoes Yearbook (Clarksville, MO)

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v. .V ,lull-1 QLASS WH l5 4 X -1 e ' Je, the Senior Class of K-Ill, keine of sound mind, do on this lay 17, 1951, declare this to be our last will and testi- ment. In our last four years in the hallowed halls of.learn- ing we have become oossessors of various and sundry objects and habits which we now pass on to our successors. We hope that our accumulation of said articles and labits have not been in vain and that others may profit by and carry on what we arefor- ced to leave behind. Je, due Sitton and oelbert Govero, will to larilyn Clark and Alvin Barnes our jobas sign painters. oo a good job kids. 1, Ruby Akers, leave my basketball jersey with number ulOn to nHhitien and my love for hlsberry to Helen Hopkins. I, Joris Jensen, bequeath my little black book HAn Alibi For Every Occasionu to Eessie Jester and my flasses to ndtumpyn. 1, Eddie Akers, leave ny Cassanova personality to Jimmy Laree, and my crte rrin to all the future R-III rirls. 1, Lorene hoore, will my pirvle to Eva Harriman, and my expressive vocatulart to Bettie LaRue. It always comes in HBUUY cettie. I, Hay lannehill, bequeath my willinrness to work hard Jerry hcoannold and my Hlimousineu to Nr. laylor, so he won be late for school. to 't 1, Carol Taylor, will to Jewannah Llfin my shy unassuming ways and my love for soldiers to oixie Lawrence. 1, Pat Cohea, bequeath ny ability to get out of taking ex- ercises in rhys. Lo. to anyone interested. Coach loves lt. I, hary nryant, leave my, ability to have three dates in one nifht to Bette uewey and my wittiness to Johnny Taylor. l, Patsy black, leave my place on the honor roll to Nancy Van Kee. Think you'll make it Nancy? 1, Louise Mackey, leave my nose for news to Freddie Trout- ner. Be sure and contribute to the HSpotliten, Freddie.

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1111-wfff are 4444445s55ss:::s::SSPf gg Q-g::?,0f Al-MLB. In view of the fact that every group of illustrious Seniors must have a prophecy, we would like to record on this page ffor the use of posterityj our idea of what the juture will hold for our lordly and all knowing Senior Class. We shall now transport you to a news commentator's booth in the year of 1975. WTh1s is Stew Drearson, your WORZ news commentator, coming to you from Washington D. C. by the compliments of Crunchie Wunchies, the cereal that says 'Good Morning'.H WI have just spoken to President Tannehill and he says,'If I am re-elected I will see to it that all of my old friends get jobs in Washington. I will also get wealthy spouses for those who do not want to draw a paycheck. I will make Mrs. Patricia Cohea Brown, mother of seven children, an ambassador to Siberia ffor a restl, Rich Goverq the U. S. ambassador of good will to Paris CI think he will enjoy ith, and Patsy Black will be the head janitor in the White House, she is a good clean-cut girl.W 'The critics are still raving about the debut of Miss Rubiem Loree Akers in grand opera last night. She sang Brunhilde in magner's 'Valkyrie'. Her performance was perfect except for one flat B. Flash: 'It has just been announced that Sue Qbringbm back alivel Sitton, on her twelfth trip through the wilds of Africa has brought back a record number of animals. she says 'My life is rugged but think of my classmates who got marrled'.H 'The First Lady, Mrs. Doris Jensen Tannehill, entertained in the White House yesterday with a tea. Important guests were: Ars. Edwin D. Akers, wife of the Tatent Pill King, Mrs. Louise Mackey Vanderbone, President of the Liars Club of America and Kiss nary Bryant, the first it with a beauty of a long shot that knocked out twenty of woman to make a solo flight to the moon in a rocket made of orange crates.N Flash: Nfha winner of tooay's marble tournament has just been announced. It is Mrs. Lorene lknuckles downj Moore Jones. she won her oppo- nents marbles.H WOne of my informers informs me that hiss Carol Taylor has made over a million dollars this year from the manufacture of overshoes for house pets.V That is all for' tonight from your friend and conmentator Stew Drearson, and don't forget, with Crunchie Wunchies, there's not a hard crunch in a whole bunch.N