Pierre S DuPont High School - Pierrean Yearbook (Wilmington, DE)

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A leading business man, Clifford Evans, is about to construct an ofiice building here. His secretary, Kitty Houghton, states that jack Hammell will be the architect. The offices will be used by Russell Fenni- more, the chewing-gum magnate, it was revealed. The old Woolworth building is being torn down by that well-known wrecking engineer, Dave Layton, to make way for the structure. Erna McDowell and Betty Grotz have been made secretaries to the movie director, Wilbur Hitch, who is about to film a movie of old Wilmington. The accounting firm of Hrabelski 8: Poffenberger is going over the records of several corporations, the government may be interested in a few of these. Florence Hauger, former secretary to Oliver Lewis, leading scientist, is going to open a secretarial school. Assisting her in the management will be Audrey Stroman, former secretary to Martin Hirsh, manufac- turer of legless tables. Here are some items from thesport world. We have word that the Yankees have signed up a new fellow for right field who shows great possi- bilities. He is Darlington Talley, a great friend of Mike Kirwin, the sensational Yankee catcher who is thrilling the fans. Flash, flash! I have just received word that the Slaphappy Cruiser owned by slaphappy Bill Dolan is lost somewhere off the coast of Alaska. james Car- ley, James Meginniss, and Dick Flynn are reported to be in the crew. The coast guard ship We Find Them is steaming to the rescue. Your reporter has just learned today that joan Black has just bought the New Castle Ferryboat Co. Ioan has invited all of her friends for free rides. Your reporter witnessed the opening of the new store owned by Stuart Froehling-quite an estab- lishmentg the decorations were carried out by win- dow designer, Marjorie Bailey. Customers using the phone were greeted by their special operator, Vera Dixon. Featured in the main window was an im- pressive advertisement for Brushemkleen toothpaste, using a picture of Helen Zimmermann, the model, taken by the Herbert Gulick studios. Raymond Ford walks around in plain clothes to keep unwanted hands off the goods. Out in the suburbs, I was attracted by an enter- prising salesman, Eddie Golin, the Fuller Brush man. He now has the highest record for selling those familiar brushes. The fashion world is being overturned by the new hats designed by Lucile Hague, instructor in the Glenn Design School. Those wonderful horses and dogs in the picture Belle of the 1930's came from the farms of Peggy Talley, who has been raising them for several years. Tom Harkness, formerly a ditch-digger, is now going up the ladder in the political world. The Transamerica Airlines opened their new route to the South and West via Wilmington on Sunday, with Francis Leuze at the controls and Sylvia Adams as hostess. Among the passengers were several well- known travelers: Peggy Tatman, Marjorie Short and Dorothy Wharry. Ed Dougherty is making out fine with his Health Farm for all sorts of ailments-especially broken hearts and the like. Resting up is Margaret Nolan, movie actress ill from overwork, and Eleanor Davis, nursing a broken finger which she received when learning to play the drums from Audrey Ford, her music instructor. Eleanor is prominent in society circles. Vassar has taken Dot Walmsley as head of the Physical Education department. Now they should put out some first-rate teams in the girls' sport world. That new jockey, Francis Knowles, who has had more firsts and seconds this month than anyone alse, bears watching. He'll probably ride in the Derby. Bill Pierce, Indianapolis speedway winner last year, has his hat in the ring this year with his newly designed car. Good luck, Bill! Critics like the way john Natale holds the short- stop's position for the Boston Bees. His contract for next year is assured him, at a pretty high figure. With the football season over, Walt Crowl is hav- ing a vacation in Florida. We understand he's hav- ing trouble with contracts, there are so many of them offered him now. The New York Timer is now under the owner- ship of Doris Maxwell, with all the news that's fit to print on page one and all the other news on page two, somewhat of an innovation. Some of the new reporters are getting plenty of scoops-among them Kover Hudson, Russell Hurlock, and Harvey Day. These three are known for their work on the famous Slapinsky murder case. Sabotage is suspected in the sinking of the British liner Monrovia. Perhaps some Nazi die hard. On board and rescued were jean Wittenberg, Frances johnson, and Margaret Biscoe, secretaries to big ex- ecutives returning from Europe. Captain Strickler believes the safety valve had been tied down. At the recent teachers' convention, your reporter saw the latest in education. Heading the kinder- garten department was Dorothea Heiss, accompanied