Piedmont High School - Tris Yearbook (Piedmont, WV)

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Uris 6 A COLLEGE CLOSE-UP The Freshman Year When I first Went to see her I showed a timid hearty And when the lights were low We sat this far apart. The Sophomore Year But when our love grew stronger We knew its joy and bliss We knocked out all the spaces And wesatupcloselikethis. Kansas Ad: Take out a policy. One customer got her arm broke the other day and we paid her 5500. You may be the lucky one to-morrow. Miss Burnworth: Who was the smallest man in history? Bruce Holland: Please ma'm, the Roman soldier who Went to sleep on his watch. What makes the world go round and round, pop. Oscar, how many times must I tell you to stay out of the cellar ? According to the Freshman Intelligence Test An oxygen is an eight-sided figure. Nero means absolutely nothing. Homer is a type of a pigeon. A quorum is a place to keep fish. A vegetarian is a horse doctor. Radium is a kind of silk. Favorite tune as sung by a defeated basket ball team serenading their victorious opponents: Where'd You Get Those Great Big Guys ? Robert Wrightson: Harry fell out of his car the other day and broke his peninsula. Glenn Smith: His what ? R. W.: Peninsula. A long neck stretching out to see. Hic: That must have been paint remover I drank last night. Cup: Howzat? Hic: It took all the enamel off my teeth. Bruce Holland: 'Tm suing my English professor. Leon Johnson: What for? Bruce Holland: He marked on my paper your relatives are poor and your antecedents are bad. Page ninety-two

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HS This 0 There was a young lady of Harrow Who oft went to church in a barrow As it stuck in the aisle, She said with a smile, They build these here churches too narrow. Clothes That Passed in the Night- Miss Suter: fAfter the first night on board shipl- I say where have my clothes gone ? Steward: Where did you put them? Miss Suter: In that little cupboard there, with the glass door to it. Steward: Bless me, miss, that ain't no cupboard. That's a portholef' Susie Cherry: I'll call brother if you try to kiss me again. Wilt: How old is your brother ? Susie: Three 1 Dead! Dead! On a Lonely Hill! ' He had choked herg he had killed her. There could be no doubt about it. He listened to her dying gasp 3 she was still and cold-cold as the hand of death. Yet, in his fury, he was not convinced. He stepped on her-stepped on her again, with his big heavy foot. A faint gasp-was she groaning? No, she was still-dead. Darn that engine, he muttered. Discharged clerk: Hello, Boss. I'm back. Boss: I see you are. For what reason ? D. C.: I read in that letter where I was fired, but on the envelope, it said, 'After five days return to Smith Sz Co.' Ruth Schoppert: Who is that fellow with the long hair ? Winnie Butler: He's a fellow from Yale. Ruth Schoppert: O, I've often heard of those Yale locks. A traveling man named Phipps, Got married on one of his trips To a widow named Blochg But what was his shock When he found she had six little chips. Stuart Pinnell: I knowafellow who was all smashed up in a rail- road accident and won't even admit he was hurt. Kenneth Klencke: He must be a Christian Scientist. Stuart Pinnell: No, president of the road. I have some raw materal here, remarked the editor of the humor- ous publication. Alzene Goshorn: I swear by these tall Elm trees in yonder park that I- Mary Fanto: Cinterruptingj Swear not by them. Page ninety-three