Piedmont High School - Tris Yearbook (Piedmont, WV)

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www Roberta M.: I've been told that the expression on a girl's face shows how her partner dances. Penny Z.: Won't you please quit frowning ? When girls are young they play with jacks, When girls get older they play with Jacks. Thelma C.: Hear that fellow blowing about his business ? Mary K. L.: Yeah, Trade Winds. Nellie Keplinger: And did you let him kiss you? Mary Oates: Let him? I had to help him! Katherine Crawford: I hate you, and besides, you're lantern jawedf' Horace Richards: You're not so dim yourself. Your nose shines. Almond eyes do not always denote a nut. Sally S.: Are you going to the fair ? Virginia H.: What fair? Sally S.: The paper says 'Fair here to-day and to-morrow.' That's a new one on me, said the monkey as he scratched his back. Herb Martin: My face is my future. Susie Cherry: How do you get your room rent paid ? Mr. Neff : What is the difference between 'I will hire a taxi' and 'I have hired a taxi.' Punk L.: About seven dollars and a half. Aunt: And what brought you to town, Louise ? Louise D.: Oh well, I just came to see the sights, and I thought I'd call on you first. Bubbles: Nice dog. Have you taught him any new tricks since I was here last ? Mrs. Fredlock: Oh yes. If you just whistle he'll bring your hat. Glen S.: Who's working the typewriter so fast in there ? Harry M.: That isn't a typewriter. That's Katherine Crawford chewing gum. Paul F.: I don't know whether to become a painter or a oet. D Page one hundred seven

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1 .. . , , . fell 1926 i WHS Dad: Ah, I always did claim that cat had a taste for music. There was a girl in Piedmont High once, Who was so very bright: She couldn't get it dark enough To go to sleep at night. If a student stumbled over a stone would it be called a geology trip? Say Sambo, why don't you buy your little boy an encyclopedia? I should say not. Let him learn to walk the walk I did. She: Why do you have so many wrinkles in your forehead ? He: I used to drink out of a saucer when I was a baby. Guest: Waiter, there is a fiy in my ice cream. Waiter: Let him freeze and teach him a lesson. The little in the soup last night. rascal Fair one, you are the inspiration of my best compositions. And what do you write, my hero? Jokes. Jones: Is your son home for a vacation?,' Brown: I guess so. I can't find any of my shirts. Then the signature is a forgery. Well, I copied it as close as I could. Lola H.: Are you driving your car with last year's license ? James L.: No, you saphead, with gasoline? Billy B.: Will you let me kiss you? Louise D.: Well, I won't let you, but I can't stop you. Sally : I don't love Peggy any more. Ritchie : Have a quarrel? Sally : No, I broke my arm. Editor: Your so-called poetry is just an escape of gas. Poet: Something must be wrong with the meter. Pauline S.: I say, Malcolm, will you drive me all around town ? Malcolm K.: Yes, if I can get a harness to iit you. Page one hundred six

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l T 4 l f Eel IQZ6 r Eva A.: Become a painter. Paul F.: Have you seen my pictures? Eva A.: No, but I read your poems. Piedmont, W. Va. March 10, 1926. Dear Sir: Though I have taken six cans of your corn syrup, my feet are no bet- ter now than when I started. Yours truly, Laura Belle Dawson Eddie Hines is so dumb he thinks a basket ball coach has four wheels. Miss Miltenberger: You never saw me wear more than two hats a year. Nellie Keplinger: Two at a time. Prof.: Johnny, who were the four horsemen 'F' Johnny: Paul Revere, Buffalo Bill, Jessie James and Barney Google. Winnie B. Cto the butcherj : I want some lard. Butcher: Pail ? Winnie B.: Oh, does it come in different shades ? Robert W.: I never saw such dreamy eyes. Gertrude D.: You never stayed so late. My Bonnie looked into the gas tank, The heighth of the contents to seep She lit a small match to assist her, Oh! bring back my Bonnie to me. Mrs. Butler: Has he blue blood ? Annie: I don't know. But he wears a blue shirtf 7 Mr. Neff : The next person that says 'huh' will be sent out of class. Chorus: Huh, Hello! How are you Y Oh, I'm as good as you are. Hello! How are you? Pretty good. Oh, you just think you are. g Page one hundred eight