Piedmont High School - Tris Yearbook (Piedmont, WV)

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l ia RHS . , Mimi I I- l and take it out twice. Evers S.: Have you ever met a man whose touch seemed to thrill every fiber of your being? Sue F.: Oh yes, once-a dentist. Gladys D.: Do you have family prayer at your house every morn- ing? Elizabeth W.: No, only at night. We ain't afraid in the daytime. It is rumored that Olga Johnson has a case on Joe Tibbets. She denies it, but actions speak plainer than words. Oh, the lightning bug is brilliant, But he hasn't any mind: He wanders through creation, With his headlight on behind. Wanted to know who knocked the piece of plaster off the wall at the lower end of the gym. For information see Sue Fredlock. Thelma S. wants to inform Gertrude Dancer that she has already cap- tured Robert Wrightson. Louise D.: Mr, Rhodes, so you want me YM Mr. Rhodes: That's a rather personal question. This isn't leap year. The people at Bayard say Eva is a star. Eva says: I may be, but I never shine. Horace R. was writing a letter in bookkeeping class. It started this way: Piedmont, W. Va., March 4, 1926. Dear Kate: We wonder which one he meant. - Edith Adams in study hall: Mr. Knode, have you gone home yet? A girl in P. H. S. said she wanted to cut some pictures out of the Mess Kit. We wonder who she is. What is: A Repert Negards Spiggedy. Page one hundred four

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el . Q As a steamer was landing at Athens, an old lady was asking the cap- tain: Say, what is that stuff on those hills over there? Why that's snow. Well, that's what I thought, but that gentleman over there said it was Greece. Mr. Rhodes: Take your seat. Arthur Cosner: I can't. It's screwed to the floor. He: Hurt yourself ? She: No, I hit the soft pedal.'.' . Excited Freshman: What bell is that? Wise Sophomore: That one right up there on the wall. Senior: If you have a headache, put your feet in cold water. Freshie: And if my feet ache, should I put my head in? Paul Thomas: I hope this rain keeps up. Joe Tibbets: What is the idea? Paul: Why, if it keeps up it won't come down. Judge: Ten days or ten dollars-take your choice. Tink Smith: I'll take the money, your honor. Paul Thomas: I once loved a girl and she made a monkey out of me.' Kingsley S.: What a lasting impression some people make. Freshie: How terrible! Some one has stolen my books. Senior: Cheer up, little one! Things go as they come! Sis J.: Sally's a nice chap, but he's terribly tight. Katherine C.: He isn't tight: he's simply saving for a rainy day. Sis J.: Rainy day, my eye, he's saving for a flood. Louise D.: What beautiful scallops you have on your pies, Naom How do you do it? Cook: Dee honey, dat ain't no trouble. I jes' use my false teeth. Sue at California: Oh papa, look at that statue on that house. Mr. Fredlock: That isn't a statue, that's a bricklayerf' Thelma S.: Is there any cure for love sickness? Robert W.: Yes, insert your head in a bucket of water three time Page one hundred three Q i s

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I el Lammel SOII, We hear that one of the Cherry brothers has a crush on Eva Abram- but which one is it? Well, we'll leave that for you to decide. Oh that I were what I would be, When I should be what I am not: But what I am, that I must be, And what I would be I cannot. Mr. Knode: Do you sleep with your window open ? Eldred Green: Naw, just my mouth. I shall now tickle the ivories, said the dude as he fingered a toothpick. She's always making a scene some place. n Who? That leading lady in the new play. When in Rome, order spaghetti. Barber: Sir, you are next. These ladies came in after you did. Customer: Go ahead with them. I'll wait. They are my daughter, my wife and my mother. Pop! said the weasel as he watched the little boy touch a match to the firecracker. Once upon a time a husband dared to touch the guest towel. He: Could I see you across the street, lady ? Lady: If you can't, you should see an occulistf' First Dumbbell: I see that 'Playing With Souls' is on at the movies to-night. Second Dumbbell: Yes, that's 'The Shoemakers' Holiday,' isn't it? Jill or gill, it takes Jack. What is your favorite perfume? Brandy. Senior: Well, and how did you find the initiation ? Freshie: Didn't have to find it. I just stooped over and there it Was. Lad: Pa, the cat's eaten the canary. Page one hundred five