Piedmont High School - Tris Yearbook (Piedmont, WV)

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l ll' lei! a 1Q2S Bubbles: Pardon me for stepping on your feet. Jeffie: That's all right. I walk on them myselff' Some Imaginary Pictures Jeffie Baker without his pipe! Katherine Crawford not writing a note to Horace Richards! Sue Fredlock not trying to flirt with the boys! Sis Jenkins not talking to Willie. Nellie Keplinger not talking! Grace Knott getting a lickin'! Roberta Morrison with her hairlmussed up! Sylvia Nazzario not eating candy! Mary Oates not giggling! Enid Ours getting to school on time! Ritchie not arguing with anyone! Bubbles Smith learning to dance! Scotty keeping her temper! Sally Sullivan not falling for every new girl! H ll Herb Martin answering a question in history! Mr. Knode: What can you tell us about nitrates ? Elvin Adams They are cheaper than day rates. Mr. Neff: Give me an example of coincidence. Elizabeth Wrightson: My father and mother were married on the same day. Customer: How do you sell that limburger ? Grocer: I often wonder myself. Uncle to his niece: I'll give you a nickle for a kiss. Olga Johnson: No, thank you. I can get more money for taking castor oil. Evers: Is Sally a loud dresser? Mrs. Sullivan: Is he! You should hear him hunting for his collar buttons. Miss Suter Qin English classj : Harry McCulloh, please tell me what it is when I say 'I love, you love, he loves.' Harry M.: That's one of them triangles when someone gets shot. Punk, what is experience? Punk: It's what you get when you're looking for something else. Page one hundred two y

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lei! It often happens A dance A date Perchance Out late A class A quiz No pass Gee Whiz ! I I ! Miss Suter was reading a sentence to her class, letting' them supply the last word. The sphinx, she read, has eyes but cannot- See, cried the class. Has ears but it cannot- Hear, they responded. Has a mouth, but it cannot- Eat, came the chorus. Has a nose, but it cannot-- Wipe it! thundered the class. The lesson ended. Miss Burnworth in history class: Evers, when did Moses live Painful silence. Well, open your book. What does it say there? Evers: Moses 4000- Miss Burnworth: Now, you have seen that before. Why didn't you know when he lived ? Evers: Well, I thought that was his telephone number. Ritchie: I was a regular hero last night. I saved a girl. Bubbles: How was that? Ritchie: Oh, I had two girls last night and saved one for to-night. What are the sister states, Elvin ? asked Miss Miltenberger in com- mercial geography class. Elvin replied: Miss Ida Ho, Mary Land, Callie Fornia, Allie Bama, Louisa Anna, Della Ware, Minnie Sota and Mrs. Sippief' Dear Mr. Cold Gate: I've just bought a tube of your shaving cream. It says: No mugs required. What shall I shave 'Z Yours truly, MELVIN SULLIVAN Page one hundred one

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el . Q As a steamer was landing at Athens, an old lady was asking the cap- tain: Say, what is that stuff on those hills over there? Why that's snow. Well, that's what I thought, but that gentleman over there said it was Greece. Mr. Rhodes: Take your seat. Arthur Cosner: I can't. It's screwed to the floor. He: Hurt yourself ? She: No, I hit the soft pedal.'.' . Excited Freshman: What bell is that? Wise Sophomore: That one right up there on the wall. Senior: If you have a headache, put your feet in cold water. Freshie: And if my feet ache, should I put my head in? Paul Thomas: I hope this rain keeps up. Joe Tibbets: What is the idea? Paul: Why, if it keeps up it won't come down. Judge: Ten days or ten dollars-take your choice. Tink Smith: I'll take the money, your honor. Paul Thomas: I once loved a girl and she made a monkey out of me.' Kingsley S.: What a lasting impression some people make. Freshie: How terrible! Some one has stolen my books. Senior: Cheer up, little one! Things go as they come! Sis J.: Sally's a nice chap, but he's terribly tight. Katherine C.: He isn't tight: he's simply saving for a rainy day. Sis J.: Rainy day, my eye, he's saving for a flood. Louise D.: What beautiful scallops you have on your pies, Naom How do you do it? Cook: Dee honey, dat ain't no trouble. I jes' use my false teeth. Sue at California: Oh papa, look at that statue on that house. Mr. Fredlock: That isn't a statue, that's a bricklayerf' Thelma S.: Is there any cure for love sickness? Robert W.: Yes, insert your head in a bucket of water three time Page one hundred three Q i s