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lei! It often happens A dance A date Perchance Out late A class A quiz No pass Gee Whiz ! I I ! Miss Suter was reading a sentence to her class, letting' them supply the last word. The sphinx, she read, has eyes but cannot- See, cried the class. Has ears but it cannot- Hear, they responded. Has a mouth, but it cannot- Eat, came the chorus. Has a nose, but it cannot-- Wipe it! thundered the class. The lesson ended. Miss Burnworth in history class: Evers, when did Moses live Painful silence. Well, open your book. What does it say there? Evers: Moses 4000- Miss Burnworth: Now, you have seen that before. Why didn't you know when he lived ? Evers: Well, I thought that was his telephone number. Ritchie: I was a regular hero last night. I saved a girl. Bubbles: How was that? Ritchie: Oh, I had two girls last night and saved one for to-night. What are the sister states, Elvin ? asked Miss Miltenberger in com- mercial geography class. Elvin replied: Miss Ida Ho, Mary Land, Callie Fornia, Allie Bama, Louisa Anna, Della Ware, Minnie Sota and Mrs. Sippief' Dear Mr. Cold Gate: I've just bought a tube of your shaving cream. It says: No mugs required. What shall I shave 'Z Yours truly, MELVIN SULLIVAN Page one hundred one