Piedmont High School - Tris Yearbook (Piedmont, WV)

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Page Some Seniors think- A Senior stood on a railroad track, The train was coming fast, The train got off the railroad track And let the Senior pass. The girl who kisses promiscuously isn't really bad-she's merely gen- erous. He: Still love me? She: Yes. He: Very much? She: Bushels. c He: Then, say, honey, couldn't I keep six bits out of my salary this week ? Lola: What a pity it is that handsome men are always conceited. Sally S.: N ot always, little girl, I'm not. First Porter: You sure have one big mouth. Second Porter: Say, man, that ain't no keyhole in the front of your face. X, i'The Outline of Love Grade School- Roses ith red Violets ith blue Sugar ith sweet And tho ith ooo. High School- Chrysanthemums are beautiful And so is marmalade: Without you, darling Gwendolyn, My life's a dead night shade. University- The moon is silver-sheathed, As you, my golden symphony. 'Tis you I crave to Wed, My agonizing ecstasy. Ten years wed- I have a knife, It's blade is true. For 30 cents I'd murder you. Page ninety-four

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4 Q M., fell ml How do you like the Navy ? Oh, just Gobs and Gobs. I'll bet that girl's father owns a wood yard. Why's that ? It Oh, I just saw her lumbering by. Ted: That girl has a wonderful light in her face. Tess: Yes, I've noticed she's lantern-jawedf' Hi: Gotta new calf at yer house, aintcha Si? Si: Naw-that's only grandmaw practicing on her new saxophone. Student: That dame pulled something on me that made me howl. Expectant: Yeh, what wuz it? Student: My ear. Edward Hines: It was so cold where I came from that the water froze so quick the ice was warm. Jeffy: That's nothing. It's so cold where I came from that when a man talks to you, you have to take the words in by the fire, thaw them out and piece the conversation to-gether. All students are honest. A moving ipicture theatre with a hundred in- side it caught fire. Three hundred got their money back. Punk LaRue: I understood you were a thought reader, Miss Sharp. She: Palmistry is so much more reliable. I can see at a glance that you have a palm. Horace: What did your wife have to say when you came in at four this morning ? i Mr. Knode: Didn't have a word to say. Horace: 'S matter, tongue tied ? Mr. Knode: No, I put cement in her beauty clay. The barber cry now is: Shave the women and children first. Thelma Schoppert says: The only way to keep a man is to get all the love he's got. Mary Powers: He wore my photograph over his heart and it stopped the bullet. Marie Walsh: 'Tm not surprised. It would stop an eight day clock. Page ninety-thru ' .

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If lf-rl as Nervous musician: I-er-I just called around, madam, to tell you that your cat-er-kept us awake last night with its serenade. I am a musician myself and a humane man, and I-er-don't wish to have it destroyed, but I thought if you could have it-er-tuned ? Was your brother cool when the burglar broke in the other night ? asked Mrs. Featherbyf' Cool ? replied Jonnie. Why, he shivered all over. Traffic Rule No. 2 in Tokio, Japan, is as follows: When a passenger of the foor heave in sight tootle the horn trumpet to him melodiously at first. If he still obstacles your passage, tootle with angry vigor and express by words of mouth the warning: 'Hil Hi I' Fair Visitor: Is there some place aboard Where I can get a drink of water ? The Gob: Certainly, Miss. At the scuttlebutt, on the starboard side of the gun deck, 'midships, just for'rud of the dynamo hatch. Waiter, said a customer after Waiting fifteen minutes for his soup, have you ever been to the zoo ? No, sir. Well, you ought to go. You would enjoy seeing the turtles Whiz past. He: Do I need a hair cut? The Barber: No-but We don't braid hair here. From the Finals Poise is the Way a Dutchman says boys. Equinox is a wild animal that lives in the Arctic. King Arthur's Round Table was written by the author of Ten Knights in a Bar Room. Copernicus invented the cornucopia. Etiquette teaches us how to be polite Without trying to remember to be. In the stone age all the men were ossified. The climax to a story is where it says it is to be continued. A gulf is a dent in a continent. Buttress is a butler's wife. Conservation means doing without things We need. If Ponce de Leon hadn't died before he found the fountain of youth, he Wouldn't have died. A blizzard is the inside of a hen. A circle is a round, straight line with a hole in the middle. Page ninety-ffvc ' in