Piedmont High School - Tris Yearbook (Piedmont, WV)

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4 Q M., fell ml How do you like the Navy ? Oh, just Gobs and Gobs. I'll bet that girl's father owns a wood yard. Why's that ? It Oh, I just saw her lumbering by. Ted: That girl has a wonderful light in her face. Tess: Yes, I've noticed she's lantern-jawedf' Hi: Gotta new calf at yer house, aintcha Si? Si: Naw-that's only grandmaw practicing on her new saxophone. Student: That dame pulled something on me that made me howl. Expectant: Yeh, what wuz it? Student: My ear. Edward Hines: It was so cold where I came from that the water froze so quick the ice was warm. Jeffy: That's nothing. It's so cold where I came from that when a man talks to you, you have to take the words in by the fire, thaw them out and piece the conversation to-gether. All students are honest. A moving ipicture theatre with a hundred in- side it caught fire. Three hundred got their money back. Punk LaRue: I understood you were a thought reader, Miss Sharp. She: Palmistry is so much more reliable. I can see at a glance that you have a palm. Horace: What did your wife have to say when you came in at four this morning ? i Mr. Knode: Didn't have a word to say. Horace: 'S matter, tongue tied ? Mr. Knode: No, I put cement in her beauty clay. The barber cry now is: Shave the women and children first. Thelma Schoppert says: The only way to keep a man is to get all the love he's got. Mary Powers: He wore my photograph over his heart and it stopped the bullet. Marie Walsh: 'Tm not surprised. It would stop an eight day clock. Page ninety-thru ' .

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Page Some Seniors think- A Senior stood on a railroad track, The train was coming fast, The train got off the railroad track And let the Senior pass. The girl who kisses promiscuously isn't really bad-she's merely gen- erous. He: Still love me? She: Yes. He: Very much? She: Bushels. c He: Then, say, honey, couldn't I keep six bits out of my salary this week ? Lola: What a pity it is that handsome men are always conceited. Sally S.: N ot always, little girl, I'm not. First Porter: You sure have one big mouth. Second Porter: Say, man, that ain't no keyhole in the front of your face. X, i'The Outline of Love Grade School- Roses ith red Violets ith blue Sugar ith sweet And tho ith ooo. High School- Chrysanthemums are beautiful And so is marmalade: Without you, darling Gwendolyn, My life's a dead night shade. University- The moon is silver-sheathed, As you, my golden symphony. 'Tis you I crave to Wed, My agonizing ecstasy. Ten years wed- I have a knife, It's blade is true. For 30 cents I'd murder you. Page ninety-four