Piedmont High School - Tris Yearbook (Piedmont, WV)

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Mildred Skidmore to Guy S.: Guy, I thought you destroyed your mustache. Guy: T1hat's not a mustache, that's part of your lizpsitickf' Orville Y.: Last night I dreamed I was married to th-e most beauti- ful girl in the World. Lucille W. : Oh! Were we happy? High. School F'lapper: Please give me a quarter's wofrth of bird seed. Flip Clerk: Don't try to kid me. You canft get birds from seeds, what you want is bird eggs. Mary Butler: That's a nice collwalr you've got on. I bet I know where you got it. Dessie Fox: Where? Mary: Around your neck. Who wrote the most, Dickens, Warren or Bulwer? Warren wrote Now and Then, Bulwer wrote Night and Morning, and Dickens wrote All the Year Round. The doctor ordered him to put mustard pllasters on hnis chest, but he did not have any chest so he put it on his trunk. My memory is excellent, said Jake Green, ibut there are t.hree things I oan never remember. I can't remember names, faces, and I clam't remem- ber--I forgot the third thing. DoDo: Marriage is a great institution. Cupid: So is a penitentiaryf' Mr. Rhodes to Marguerite Johnson coming in twenty minutes late. Why are you late ? Marguerite: Weill, you see the baby ate a cake of soap and I had to go to the store for a.nother cake. Harold Kight's favorite song is Seeing Mary Holme. Mrs. Wolfe: Here, what are you doing with those spoons in your pocket ? , Debby Ord: Dootor's orders. He told me to take two teaspoons after every meal. Regenia: I'l1 sing na little just to kill time. Sweet William: You certainly have a good weapon. No, Punk, a bridal party has nothing to do with horses. Twenty thousand legs under the sea:-at Atlantic City. Page one hundred twezzfy-.fwen Nagin .I

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ig v .,g. i.. Q Inza Scott says we -drink so much water that our stomachs think we :aire taking in washings. L Russell Devore says he sang to his girl, Happy be Thy Dreams, and she nearly died of nightmare. , ,. . Boarding house bread- 'Tis but a b-it of faded flour. Funny Four's slogan is Down with the teachers, up with the kids. Small boy Cat tzaiblej : What, all that pie for gnandifather? Mother: No, my son, that's for you. g Small Boy: My, what tai little bit. ' f Morris Hollan-d says, Never judge a girl by her curls, they may be alsef' Geo. Ord: Will that watch tell time ? Margaret P. : No, you have to look at it. The young man with the initials J. R. caused much excitement in the office. He gave'muoh valuable information on an interesting subject. Herbert Mullan says his girl was as pure 13-s snow-but she drifted. The shades of night were falling fast When thru a Chinese village passed A youth who bore thru iields of rice A bouner with that strong device. Mah Jong. Alleda S. : I had a nut sundaef' 4 Thelma S. : I have one calling to-night. Mary J.: How long did it take you to learn to skate ? Mildred L.: Oh, about eight,settings.?' . Traveler: Name a fruit that begins with 'U'. ' Bright Pupil: U'orange. A green little Freshman in a green little way. Some chemicals mixed just for fun one day. Now the green little grasses tenderly wave, O'er the.green little freshman's green little grialve. Early in the summer Ethel Wilderman will enter Sing Sing Where she will take up voice culture. - - Baby fcryingj : Papa, I Want a drink. n Father: Shut up, you little idiot. So'do I, but I don't go around crying about it. I Page 0715 humlrfa' fwenfy Jfx Y . ' -mel '

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Father Cfrom top of stairsl : Mary, it's eleven o'clock. Mary H. S.: Why papa, Harold's watch says only 10:30 and he's 'aw- ful fast. Bobbed hair and painted lips do not the flnaipper make. She might be a grandmother. d Noah was so opposed to gambling in the ark that he sat on the deck all ay. Gladys Gross gets sore everytime the word Everslharp is spoken. We wonder why. Natalie DiBitteto says there is no sweeter flower grows than the Sweet William. Herbert Mullan tdaslhing wildly into the doctor's officel: Give me something for my head, quick. Doctor: I wouldn't take it as a gift. Some interesting events that took place on the train going to Davis:- 1. Catherine fell in love with ea big fat man and fhe gave her a nickel. 2. Sue sold papers and peanuts for the peanut boy. 3. A yell was given for the conductor and one for the brakemaan. 4. Virginia Ott put the condu.ctor's cap on and the people gave a yell for Icabod Crane. 5. Accident goes in mail car and helps stamp letters. On her way back she Hswilpes a bottle of pop from the peanut boy. 6. Jeffy told the bnaskeman he would look good under water. 7. Ethel Wilderman swipes a baby's mama doll. 8. Nellie pours water down a travelling rnlam's back. 9. Bubbles takes home Week's supply of onalnges and apples. 10. Mrs. Neff says never again. Reward offered for the capture of the villain who took candy from case in drug store at Davis o-n Friday, Feb. 22. The party concerned is describ- ed as follows: tall and large, blue eyes, dark brown hair. At the time of the stealing she was heard called Kate by one of her acfcomplices. Miss Miltenberger tells the Commercial Law class to open their books for the case problems as quickly as they open them for the daily lessons. Elvin Adams went to Keyser to root for Spotts, the only mzan that can come up to ElVin's weight. lhlgx me hzzmfred mfefxm'-fzglzz 'F V ' 'Y-fr -aiu--wg-m-- :'sg.-:aff -- - A. ,J-, . f n- ' ' A' 'W ' ' my V- . - ' ' - -H' . . . .. .