Piedmont High School - Tris Yearbook (Piedmont, WV)

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ig v .,g. i.. Q Inza Scott says we -drink so much water that our stomachs think we :aire taking in washings. L Russell Devore says he sang to his girl, Happy be Thy Dreams, and she nearly died of nightmare. , ,. . Boarding house bread- 'Tis but a b-it of faded flour. Funny Four's slogan is Down with the teachers, up with the kids. Small boy Cat tzaiblej : What, all that pie for gnandifather? Mother: No, my son, that's for you. g Small Boy: My, what tai little bit. ' f Morris Hollan-d says, Never judge a girl by her curls, they may be alsef' Geo. Ord: Will that watch tell time ? Margaret P. : No, you have to look at it. The young man with the initials J. R. caused much excitement in the office. He gave'muoh valuable information on an interesting subject. Herbert Mullan says his girl was as pure 13-s snow-but she drifted. The shades of night were falling fast When thru a Chinese village passed A youth who bore thru iields of rice A bouner with that strong device. Mah Jong. Alleda S. : I had a nut sundaef' 4 Thelma S. : I have one calling to-night. Mary J.: How long did it take you to learn to skate ? Mildred L.: Oh, about eight,settings.?' . Traveler: Name a fruit that begins with 'U'. ' Bright Pupil: U'orange. A green little Freshman in a green little way. Some chemicals mixed just for fun one day. Now the green little grasses tenderly wave, O'er the.green little freshman's green little grialve. Early in the summer Ethel Wilderman will enter Sing Sing Where she will take up voice culture. - - Baby fcryingj : Papa, I Want a drink. n Father: Shut up, you little idiot. So'do I, but I don't go around crying about it. I Page 0715 humlrfa' fwenfy Jfx Y . ' -mel '

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smile on her face. A Typdcal Hi School Song Ofpen the door little girl a Flivver Coupe is knocking. Melvin S.: I've been stung by one of your infernal bees. What are you going to do Ialbout it? Percy: Just you show me which bee it was and I'll punish the hor- rid thing severely. Have you Moore's poems ? inquired the young Miss. Just a moment 'till I look, said the clerk. By1the Way lhere's a fine new story just out. It's called 'One Loving Night' and I want Moore, she interrupted haughtily. My girl is some chemist. Quite .al mixer, eh ? No, but when I take her out my gold and silver turn to copper. Dentist lextracting ftoothj : This,will cost you five dollars. Gene Paxton: You can keep the darned thing. Morris H-olland: Father, l've decided to 'become an artist. Planther: 'Tve no objections, provided you don't draw on me. Notice: When writing jokes for Tris please wnite on tissue paper so the editor can see through them. While camping, Ruth Turner caught a mosquito so large that she tied it outside of the tent for a watch dog. Why school teachers go crazy. Poise is the way a Dutchman says boysg King Arthur's Round Table wlas written by the author of Ten Knights in a Bar Room 3 the clim-ax ozf story is where it says to be continued gn a gulf is a dent in the continent: if Ponce de Leon hadn't died before he found the fountain of youth, he would- n't have died. Lost and Found Lost: One rubber pad. Finder please return to the crutch of L. H. Lost: A purse containing change for a penny, lip stick and stamp. Reward if returned to Nellie LaRue. Found: A lot off scrap paper. Think it belongs to Seniors. Lost: Set of false teeth. Return to Bruce Dunn. Page one hundred twenty-fic: er: S N vt ,X

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Mildred Skidmore to Guy S.: Guy, I thought you destroyed your mustache. Guy: T1hat's not a mustache, that's part of your lizpsitickf' Orville Y.: Last night I dreamed I was married to th-e most beauti- ful girl in the World. Lucille W. : Oh! Were we happy? High. School F'lapper: Please give me a quarter's wofrth of bird seed. Flip Clerk: Don't try to kid me. You canft get birds from seeds, what you want is bird eggs. Mary Butler: That's a nice collwalr you've got on. I bet I know where you got it. Dessie Fox: Where? Mary: Around your neck. Who wrote the most, Dickens, Warren or Bulwer? Warren wrote Now and Then, Bulwer wrote Night and Morning, and Dickens wrote All the Year Round. The doctor ordered him to put mustard pllasters on hnis chest, but he did not have any chest so he put it on his trunk. My memory is excellent, said Jake Green, ibut there are t.hree things I oan never remember. I can't remember names, faces, and I clam't remem- ber--I forgot the third thing. DoDo: Marriage is a great institution. Cupid: So is a penitentiaryf' Mr. Rhodes to Marguerite Johnson coming in twenty minutes late. Why are you late ? Marguerite: Weill, you see the baby ate a cake of soap and I had to go to the store for a.nother cake. Harold Kight's favorite song is Seeing Mary Holme. Mrs. Wolfe: Here, what are you doing with those spoons in your pocket ? , Debby Ord: Dootor's orders. He told me to take two teaspoons after every meal. Regenia: I'l1 sing na little just to kill time. Sweet William: You certainly have a good weapon. No, Punk, a bridal party has nothing to do with horses. Twenty thousand legs under the sea:-at Atlantic City. Page one hundred twezzfy-.fwen Nagin .I