Phillips High School - Mirror Yearbook (Birmingham, AL)

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MOST LIKELY TO SUCCEED Ruby Tollett, Charles Davis MOST STUDIOUS Betty Turner, Charles Weidman January WHO'S WHO BEST LOOKING Mary Kay Leslie, Charles Agee MOST ATHLETIC June Burns, Gerald Tuck WITTIEST Martha Allred, Tommy Smith JoWfeerfrv

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HOW TO USE You've heard the old saying, Where there's a will, there's a way. Well, here is the will; which way does it stray? This is the Last Will and Testament of the January, 1954, Senior Class. You who are left will witness this document. Sign at the bottom, if you so please. Gerald Toothpick Tuck wills all his old toothpicks back to the lunchroom. Floyce Fleming wishes to will her majorette boots to anyone who has fee; big enough to fill them. Bobby Hughes wills to Billy Lemons the warm spots he now holds in the hearts of Miss Lewis and Miss Alexander. Barbara Arrington wills and bequeaths all her worldly goods: her battered baton and her Indian blanket, to Martha Batman. Bobby Joe Moran says he would like to will to all his teachers his old homework papers he forgot to turn in (a likely story). Sue Helms wills her great love for Hamlet to Martha Davis. Coy Dunlap wills his fast-talking voice to Joe Clayton. Maybe he can use it; Coy can't do anything with it. Martha Allred and June Burns will to Frances Jones and Jane Gilliam their ability to outtalk everybody in their Homemaking 8 class. Lewis Doss wills his size to the Salmon twins. They could use it. Eddy Caldwell wills all her A's to Diane Danforth, hoping Diane can graduate with their help. Bart Morrow wills ail his dud rounds of ammunition to anyone who has a truck big enough io cart them off. Lena Hutto and Janice Wissinger leave their photography ability to Ray Coffee and Gene Crowe. Take advantage, boys. Billy Reid wills and bequeaths all his troubles to Sid Nethery. Unfortunately, Sid doesn't need them; he has plenty of his own. Joy Holdaway wills her blonde hair to anyone (male or female) who is tired of buying peroxide. John Burchfield wills his three study halls to Larry Courington, who really needs them.