Phillips High School - Mirror Yearbook (Birmingham, AL)

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lUissin £eniol (31 ass Heaves Hast 'Testament BULLETIN: No trace has yet been found of the senior class missing since January and last seen at Phillips High School, report members of the MIRROR board, and the Pennruddocke Sleuthing Agency. However, among the empty lockers, cluttered lunchroom trays, and stacks of used book-reports, a paper, believed to be concerned with, if not to hove been left by, the missing group, has been found. For public information, this newspaper prints herewith the entire text of the newly-discovered document: All of Charles Elliott's good looks, wit, and magnetic personality are bestowed upon Charlie Dickinson. John Simonetti bequeaths his jet-black, curly locks to Wayne Saterbak and Manuel Brocato, while Mavine Waits and Robbie Jo Robbins leave their ringlets to Margo Downey and Peggy Za-naty. Horry Lee and Bobby Duke leave their faded football jerseys to the two players who have the physique to fill them. William 'Jughaid' Jordan leaves his marvelous ability of answering all possible history questions to Mary Ann Brasfield. To Jimmy Nunis goes Jack Ellis' 'ways and means' into the Honor Society. Anyone in need of chewing gum can find George Colvin's spearmint stuck under any table in the lunchroom. Lewis George leaves his free meal ticket ot'Harry George's' to Sammy Anselmo. Pauline Carruba leaves her brilliant smile to Carolyn Holston. Betsy Grooms' mania for travel is left to Bryan 'Cuz' Hutcheson. 'Yeggman' Charles Browdy wills his craftsmanship to Bobby Dauwalter; Robert Alloway wills his maidenly blush to Cecil Phillips.

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WL WITTIEST MOST ATHLETIC JOAN DAY CHARLES ELLIOTT ROBBIE JO ROBBINS BOBBY DUKE

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 All candy left in the locker of the Duffey twins is hereby left to William Greco and Dan Pilkinton. Dorcas Moncrief leaves her lilting laughter to Mr. Fullington, so that all his jokes will be appreciated. To any person caught chewing gum by Miss Ragan, Joy Puckett leaves her worn-out dust -cloth for dusting baseboards in room 327; while Norman Whitfield leaves to his little brother Bobby his apple-polisher. Mildred Johnson, Billie Ruth Davis, Elaine Fix, and Sylvia Moore hand over their tired typewriters to anyone who can pass a speed test. Tasia Grammas' charming personality goes to her little sister, Maria. Harry Armistead and Mary Jane Tapscott bestow their rapier wits upon Leon Westerhouse and Margie Vann. Lorraine Logan is the heiress of Joan Day's 'permanent' library permit. To George 'Shorty' Rogers, the Holt twins leaves their combined height, and to Ray Worth Malcolm Tuck leaves his melodious bass voice. No other clues are known to exist, but anyone knowing the present whereabouts of these and other members of the class of January, 1951, should notify the proper authorities immediately, as these individuals are sorely missed at Phillips High School.