Philadelphia Musical Academy - Da Capo Yearbook (Philadelphia, PA)

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Mercy, meanwhile was fingering all the books. She was looking for the section of books dealing with sexual behavior, whatever that was. Mercy was a near idiot. Nevertheless, she suddenly found what she was looking for. She bent down to open the schoolbag and remove the book. At the same time, Mr. Stilt leaned over to whisper into Samuel ' s ear that they were on the verge of capturing the scoundrel red-handed. When he looked up, he saw Mercy in a position midway between the bookshelf and the schoolbag on the floor. In this position, it might have appeared that she was inserting a book into her school bag rather than extracting it. At least, so it appeared to Mr. Stilt. He raced over to Mercy. Caught you in the act!!! he said. AAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaahhhhh, replied Mercy. Not you too, Mr. Stilt? said the guidance coun- selor who entered the room at that moment, to find Mercy writhing on the floor with Mr. Stilt bent over her, grab- bing at the book which she was attempting to use as a weapon. Samuel, having mastered the sage and inscrutable art of silence, said nothing, and one week later, he was enjoy- ing all the rights and privileges of his new title as Head Librarian.

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A really fine sense of theatre, thought the assistant librarian. His thoughts were halted by a tug at his shoulder from Mr. Stilt who whispered into his ear. Here comes someone now. Assume a pose of con- centration, Samuel. The door opened slowly. It was a girl. Mercy Cunningham had had an extremely hard day. She had faced attack several times today. She was an extremely well-developed young girl — a beguiling com- bination of virginal beauty and near-idiocy. Mercy had just come from the school guidance coun- selor. Previous to that, she had been in the school infir- mary where she was taken when she was found being molested by one of the instructors in the faculty men ' s room where she had gone to return a library book for one of her teachers. When asked why she had mistaken the men ' s room for the school library, she had been unable to answer. Her actions seemed as unfathomable to her as to others. She had no explanation for anything she did. Nor could anyone else find an answer to the question which frequently popped up: How did she ever make it through junior high school? Mercy Cunningham had just appeared one day. Doubtless one day she would just disappear. However, in this indeterminate interim, here she was in the library after an extremely hard day. In her school bag was the book which had been the cause of the latest attack. She was going to return it at last. Keep your eyes on her, Samuel, whispered Mr. Stilt. But Sir, it ' s a girl. We ' re not looking for a girl, Nonsense. No one is excluded from my investiga- tion. Besides, there is something very peculiar about that young lady. I can see it. Look, Samuel. Notice the strange shifting of the eyes. Word had it that Mercy was ever so slightly myopic. For this reason she thought that she was all alone in the room. She was hunting desperately for the shelf where the book belonged. It never occurred to her merely to place the book on the librarian ' s desk. She was going to put it away all by herself, if only she could find the right section. Mr. Stilt was in a positive frenzy of excitement. Vengeance is finally mine, was his only thought. She was a very peculiar girl. Obviously she must be the thief. Samuel was unfortunately not half as excited as Mr. Stilt. Samuel had seen Mercy before, but he could not remember where. He remembered having heard a rather strange story about her once, but for the life of him, he couldn ' t remember what it was now. Doubtful about the whole situation, he decided he woud simply concentrate on striking a pose of busy concentration and leave the great capture up to Mr. Stilt.

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