Philadelphia Manual Training School - US Yearbook (Philadelphia, PA)

Text from Pages 1 - 135 of the 1889 volume:

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Third IQm'.-Stockholder Argus Publishing Co.g Secretary same, First Termg Correspondent Al to ARGUS, Second Term. EDWIN JOHN ARMSTRONG, Shorty T him' llfar.-Stockliolder Argus Publishing Co. LUCIEN AUSTIN. I Left School First Term, First Year. GEORGE RALSTON AYRES, JR., Georgie. Tlzim' Year.-Stoclcliolder Argus Publishing Co.5 Member Chess and Checker Clubg Member P. D. Q. Clubg President same. XVILLIAM BARNHILL. Left School First T erm, Second Year. LEWIS ROBERT BARRAS, Reddy, CLASS : T fzird Ylfcrr.-Member Lecture Printing Committee. SCHOOL: Fix-.vi Yfeazf.-Member Natural History Society. Thim' Ylfar.-Member Chess and Checker Clubg Secretary sameg Stockholder Argus Publishing Co.3 Local Editor ARGUS, Second Term. ' 3 XNILLTAM ERNEST BARRETT, U WhiSlters. CLASS: Third Yknr.-First Vice-President fresignedjg Member Executive Committee fre- signedj 3 Member Badge Committee. 'ScnooL: . Fi:-,vi Kfrzr.-Member Football Teamg Member Natural History Society. .Second Yezzr.-lVIember Football Teamg Member Orchestrag Correspondent B1 to ARGUS. Zhi:-d lf22ar.--lvlember Football Teamg Member Athletic Association 3 Member Football Team Sameg Editor-in-Chief ARGUS, First Termg Stockholder Argus Publishing Co. 5 President Same, First Term 3 Member Christmas Enter- tainment Committee g Member Glee Club. . WESLEY BARTINE, 4' Fatty-. Entered Class beginning of Second Year. CLASS : Third I'2'1zr.--Chairman Flag Committee 3 'Member Badge Committeeg Member Advertising Committeeg Member P. D. Club. Sci-tool.: Serond Hear.-Member Glee Clubg Member Christmas Entertainment Committeeg Member Athletic Association. Third Year.-Meinber Chess and Checker Club 5 Stockholder Argus Publishing Co.g Member Glee Clubg President sameg Busi- ness Manager ARGUS, Second Term. ' VVILLIAM GOTTLIEB BAYHA. WALTER G. BEITZEL. Member Natural History Society. Left School end of First Year. ' GEORGE YV. BIRKMIRE. Left School middle Second Year. EDWVARD BLAKE BLAIR, Talkerf' CLASS: Third IIfU7'.+MCmbCf Baseball Team. SCHOOL: JG'r.vz Year.-Member Natural History Society. Third War.--Member Football Team. JOHN BOWMAN. Left School Second Term, First Year. ROBERT BROMTLEY, Buss. Entered Class middle Second Year. RANDOLPH G. BROWN. Left School, Second Term, First Year. STANLEY MORRILL BURROUGHS, Smike, Burgess CLASS: Thin! Mar.-Chairman 'WaShington's Inauguration Centennial Day Committee. ScnooL: T kiwi Year.-Member Chess and Checker Club. 4 'WILLIAM JOSEPH CHATTIN. CLASS: 77L2'7'll7 Ylfrzr.-Member' Spring Arbor Day Committee. SCHOOL: !72'r.vt Year.-Member Natural History Societyg Clerk Committee to Arrange 'Consti- tution for Printing sameg Assistant Curator Same, Third Termg Member Outing Club same. Sammi Y2'ar.-Member Outing Club sameg Curator same, First Termg Treasurer and Member Lecture Committee same, Third Term. T bird ' Ylfar.-Member Outing Club sameg Member Committee to Revise Constitution same: Member Executive Committee and Chairman Lecture Committee same, First Ter-mg Member Library Committee same, Second .Termg Member Chess and Checker Club. WALTER CARR CHILES, ff Chronic Kicker. CLASS: 772z'rd Yefzr.-Treasurer tresignedjg Second Vice-President, became First Vice- President on Barrett's resignationg Member Executive Committee: Member Class Photographs, Committee: Member Commencement Committee: Member P. D. Q. Club: Secretary sameg Cane Man. SCHOOL: Yllira' Ylvzr.-Meniber Natural History Society: Vice-President, Member Executive 'Committee same, Member Lecture Committee same, and Member Second Anni- versary Committee same, First Term: Member Chess and Checker Clubg Presi- dent same 3 Stockholder Argus Publishing Co.5 Corresponding of A1 to ARGUS First Term 5 Member Christmas Entertainment Committee. GEORGE TIFFNAY CRUMBACK, Crummief' CLASS : Yhira' Year.-Member lVashington's Inauguration Centennial Day Committee. SCHOOL: Thfm' Ylvzr.-Member'Footbal1 Teamg Member Baseball Team: Stockholder Argus Publishing Co.5 Member Chess and Checker Club 5 Member Keystone Tug-of- lfVar Team, NATHAN ADDISON CORNELL. CLASS: T !2z'1'a' K'G7'.-NICHTDCF Baseball Team., SCHOOL: 192.11714 Kfzzr.-Member Natural History Society. Sefozm' Year.-Member Baseball - Team. Thim' IQm'.-Member Baseball and Football Teams: Member Chess and Checker Club. WALTER EDWARDS CULBERTSON, ff Curly. CLASS: T lzirfi Year.-Member Flag Committee. HENRY LOOMIS CURTIS. V CLASS: Third Year.-Chairman Entertainment Committee3'Member Executive Committeeg 5 Member Constitution Committeeg Chairman Pennant Committeeg Member Advertising Committeeg Member Us U Editorial Committeeg Member Com- mencement Committee. Scrroor.: x ffm! Year.-lVIember Natural History Societyg Secretary same, First Termg Presi- dent same, Second and Third Termsg Chairman Executive Committee, Second and Third Terms 3 Member Constitution Committee sameg Member Badge Com- mittee sameg Member Committee same t' To Draft Resolutions of Regret to Lieut. Crawfordf' Member Outing Club sameg Member Library Committee sarneg Chairman Committee to Arrange Constitution for Printing of sameg Chairman Christmas Entertainment Committee. SEKUYZKZI Year.-President N. H. S.g Librarian same, First Termg Chairman Reception Committee same of Reception given February 17th, 18885 Correspondent same to ARGUSQ Member Outing Club sameg Member Christmas Entertainment Committee. Thfm' Year.-President N. H. S., First Termg Member Outing Club sameg Corre- spondent same to ARGUS 5 Stockholder Argus Publishing Co. 3 Treasurer same 5 Scientific and Social Editor ARGUS, First Termg Chairman Christmas Entertain- ment Committeeg Editor-in-Chief ARGUS, Second Term. IGNATIUS G. DALY. Left School middle First Year. ANTHONY ELTON DAVIS, t' Doc. Member Natural History Societyg Member Football Team. Left School middle First Year. GEORGE MICHAEL DEGINTHER, Dagof' Scriooi.: Sammi War.-Member Athletic Association. Third Ylvzr.-Member sameg Member Chess and Checker Clubg Stockholder Argus Publishing Company. LEEDOM DIBENER. Left School middle Second Year. OLIVER DICKERSON. Dickie!' CLASS: Thin! War,-Member Badge Committee. Sci-tool.: Ffrrz' Hfnr.-Member Natural History Societyg Chairman Constitution Committee sameg Member Executive Committee same, Second Termg Captain Football Teamg Member Christmas Entertainment Committee. Sffwm' Yifrzr.-Member Natural Historyg Captain Football Teamg Correspondent B2 to ARGUS5 Mem- ber Athletic Associationg President sameg Clerk of Course First Annual Spring Sportsg Member Christmas Entertainment Committee. Thrd Ihzr.-Meinber Athletic Associationg President same, First Termg Captain of both Schools and A. A. Football Teamsg Referee Midwinter Sportsg Manager Tug of-War Con- test Second Annual Spring Sportsg Correspondent of A. A. and A2 to ARGUS, First Termg Sporting Editor ARGUSg Member Christmas Entertainment Com- rnitteeg Manager of Entertainmentg Stockholder Argus Publishing Companyg Captain Keystone Tug-of-'War Team. p 6 FREDERICK CHARLES DIECK, Fritz. SCHOOL: Ziff! Kem-.-Member Natural History Societyg Member Christmas Entertainment Committee. Second Year.-Assistant Clerk of Course First Annual Spring Sports. Left School beginning Third Year. ALBERT BARNES DONALDSON. Left School beginning Second Year. VVILLIAM THOMAS EARLEY. Scrond Year.-Meinber Glee Club. WILLIAM P. ECCLES. Died December 21st, 1886. - JOHN HENRY EHRLICHER, ff Hans, Our Poet. Second Kvzr.-First Violin in Orchestra. Left School middle Year. SAMUEL EDWARDS FAIRCHILD, Sammie. Fin-z' Y2'zzr.-Member Natural History Society. Left School latter part Second Year. GEORGE JOHN FOSTER, Hookief' Second l'2'm'.-Member Orchestra. Left School beginning Third Year. ROBERT MCCAY GREEN, JR. ARTHUR MAURICE GREENE, IR. SCHOOL : - E'1'.v! Mfzzr.-llrlcniber Natural History. Serofzzz' Y2x'z1'.-Member Glee Club. T bird K'rzr.-Stockholder Argus Publishing Co. OSCAR JACOB GREENEWALD, Greenief' Third Ykfzff.-Stockholder Argus Publishing Co. VVILLTAM E. GARROD. Left School beginning' Second Year. HUGH MONROE GATES, Huey, Crnxss: Tbizrrl Jflvzf.--Meinber Baseball Team. ' ScHooL: Sammi lim-.-Member Glee Clubg Member Christmas Entertainment Committee. Third Ykrzr.-Captain Star Tug-of-War Teaing Measurer Midwinter Sportsg Member Glee Clubg Secretary and Treasurer sameg Secretary and Treasurer sameg Stockholder Argus Publishing Co. EDWARD C. GILLETTE. Sci-root.: EM! Kfar.-Member Natural History Society. Sammi War.-Second Violin in Orchestra. Left School middle Year. JAMES HAIG. A Left School beginning Second Year. THOMAS M. HAINES. Left School beginning Second Year. 7 X BAILEY A. HALL. Left School middle First Year. WILLIAM FORD HALL, 4' Bill, Farmer. CLASS: Tfiira' Year.-Treasurer: Member Executive Committee: Member Flag Com- mitteeg Member Class Photographs Committeeg Member Advertising Com- mitteeg Member Spring Arbor Day Committee. SCHOOL: T bird Year.-Stockholder Argus Publishing Co. VVILLIAM TRUAX HARDER, Yank. JAMES HARRIGAN. Left School beginning Second Year. OTTO GUSTAVE HAUSSMANN, ff Dutchyf' T him' Year.-Member Chess and Checker Club. EUGENE DALES HAYS, Gene SCHOOL: First War.-Member Natural History Society. Second Kfazr.-Member sameg Mem- ber Athletic Associationg Secretary same. Third Year.-Member N. H. S. 5 Member A. A.: Secretary same, First Term. XVon 440-Yards Dash QI min. 25 sec.j and Running High Jump Q4 ft. 6? in.j at First Annual Fall Sports: judge Midwinter Sports. ROBERT CLIFFORD HEATH. Sammi Y2'ar.-Correspondent B5 to ARGUS. CHARLES HERBERT. Nockerf' Left School beginning Second Year. , DAVID W. HOLMES. Em! Wmz--Member Natural History Society. Left School beginning Second Year. ELLSWORTI-I JONATHAN HULTS, L. CLASS: T him' Iflfar.-Meinber Washington Inauguration Centennial Day Committee. SCHOOL: T bird Year.-Member Tennis Clubg Vice-President same: Member Glee Club. S. G. HUMPHREYS. Left School middle First Year. A JAMES WILLOUGHBY IRWIN, ff Billy. CLASS : T him' War. -Member Entertainment Committee: Member Constitution Committee 5 Member Advertising Committeeg Member YVashington Inauguration Centennial Day Committee. SCHOOL: 1 ' First Ylffzr.-Member Natural History Society 3 Corresponding Secretary same, Second and Third Terms. T him' Ikrzr.-Stockholder Argus Publishing Company, 8 GEORGED. JAMES. Iiivfsf Kvzr.-Member Natural History Society. Left School middle Second Year. KIMSEY MURDOCK -IENNINGS. FREDERICK E. JONES. Left School latter part First Year. SPENCER J. KALTENTH ALER. Left School beginning Second Year. JOSEPH TROTTER EKAVANAGH, jo Jo. CLASS: Third lfifar.-lvlember Entertainment Committeeg Chairman Badge Committee 3 Member Class Photographs Committeeg Member t' US Editorial Committee. SCHOOL: Fl'7'Jf WH7'.-M6lHbCT Natural History Society. .Szfrorzd I'2fm'.--lVIember N. H. S..g Corresponding Secretary same, Third Termg Member Library Committee sameg Chairman Lecture Committee sameg Member Executive Committee same, Third Term. T Aim' lfkar.-Member N. H. S. 5 Corresponding Secretary sameg Member Second Anniversary Committee same 5 Member Library Committee same, First Term 3 Member Tennis Club 5 President sameg Member Christmas Enter- tainment Committee 3 Correspondent A2 to ARGUS, Second Term 3 Member Glee Club. ARTHUR H. KEMBLE. Eh-Z Mar.-Member Natural History Society. Left School end First Year. HENRY JUSTIS KENDERDINE. Left School end Second Year. FREDERICK WILLIAM KOCH, - Oh! Koch, ff Whiskerslf CLASS: Third lkm'.-Chairman Spring Arbor Day Committeeg Member Commencement Committee. SCHOOL: Fifi! War.-Member Natural History Societyg Member Outing Club same. S8f0lZli Y2'n1'.-Member N. H. S.g Curator same, Third Termg Member Outing Club Committee same, First and Third Termsg Member Orchestrag Correspondent B4 to ARGUS, Second Term. Third Wrzr.-Member N. H. S.g Curator sanneg Member Executive Committee sameg Member Outing Club same 5 Member Sec- ond Anniversary Committee sameg Member Christmas Entertainment Committee 5 Member Athletic Associationg judge Midwinter Sportsg Won Putting Shot C25 ft. 7 in.j and Standing High jump Q4 ft. 3 in.j at same. Won Running Broad Jump Q17 ft. gk in.l, Putting Shot C25 ft.j, Running High -lump Q5 ft. IZ in.j and One Mile Run f5 min. 385 sec.j at Second Annual Spring Sports. SIDNEY LABEL Left School beginning Second Year. PETER B. LARKIN. Left School beginning Third Year. 9 WILLIAM HEARTLEY LAWRENCE, Sporty Boy, Red-rose Billy, Bucl:y. CLASS : 7 M1-rl' K-nr.-Member US Editorial Committee. SCHOOL: .Srrnzzri ami Thim' Kfnrs.-Meinber Glee Club. ISAAC LEYI. Left School middle First Year. WILLIAM H. LUEBERT. Left School middle First Year. F. H. MAIER. Left School beginning Second Year, DAVID MANDEL, IR., ff Davie. I CLASS : Tkira' Y2'm-.-Cliairman Commencement Committee. Sci-1ooL: first mm? Sammi 1'Enrs.-Meinber Natural History Society. IULES EPHRAIM MASTBAUM, jules Joh: War.-Meinber Natural History Society. Yhird lffefar.-Member Class Base- ball Team. FRANK H. MCCAFFERTY. Second Krzzr.-Correspondent B4 to ARGUS, First Term. Left School middle Second Year. ' 'WILLIAM MCCLELLAN, China. CLARENCE STANLEY MCINTIRE, ff Mac. CLASS: 'TMI-n' Year,-Historiang Member Executive Committeeg Chairman US Printing Committeeg Chairman Class Photographs Committeeg Chairman Advertising Cominitteeg Chairman Us 'l Editorial Committee 5 Prophet. SCHOOL: Serena' YZYW.-Memlner Natural History Societyg Member Lecture Committee same, Second Termg Member Executive Committee same, Second Termg Secretary same, Third T ermg Member Library Committee same, Third Terniq took 530 Prize offered by Constitution Centennial Committee for best Patriotic Essay from Manual Training School. Thin! Yifzzzz-Meiuber N. H. S.3 Member Tennis Club. V JOHN RUSSELL MCINTYRE, i Russ, Kid, E'rr! Y2'n7'.-Membei' Natural History Society. ' JOHN R. MCLEAN. Left School beginning Second Year. FRANK G. MITCHELL. Left School beginning Second Year. 10 PERCIVAL ALLEN MITCHELL, Pat. CLASS: Thim' Year.-Member Pennant Committee. SCHOOL: .Sammi l'2lZ7'.-NlC1I1lJCl' Orchestra. JAMES E. MOLLOY, Ujiininief' .Nutt llL'll7'.fNl611'1l.76F Natural History Society. Left School beginning Second Year. JAY BIRD MOYER. Bern CLASS : ' Thzhf Y2'!77'.+b'lC111lJCI' YVashington Inauguration Centennial Day Committeeg Mem- ber Baseball Team. SCHOOL: Serafzd Yezzr.-lvleinber Athletic Associationg Member Baseball Team. Yhim' War. --Member Baseball Teamg Member Glee Clubg Member Keystone Tug-of-War Team. 'WALTER L. MULFORD. Left School middle Second Year. NEVXITON VVILLIAM MUMFORD, Coffee, Pie Left School latter part Second Year. HARRY SENDEKER NEILL. SCHOOL: R7-rf Kmza-Member Natural History Societyg Member Constitution Committee sameg Member Badge Committee sameg Member Executive Committee same, First Termg Member Christmas Entertainment Committee. Left School begin- ning Second Year. GEORGE A. NIEMANN. Left School last First Year. HENRY I-IUTCHINSON NORRIS, Herr Narr f Gentleman Fool Q, Hitt Mvzr.-Member Natural History Society. WILLIAM STEPHEN OUETRBRIDGE, JR., 'K Sammy. CLASS: Tkinz' Ylfrzr.-Second Vice-Presidentg Member Executive Committeeg Member Entertainment Committeeg Member Us Printing Coinxnitteeg Member Class Photographs Committee. . SCHOOL: Sammi If2'rzf'.-Correspondent B5 to ARGUS. 17'Lz'rd Y2'IZ7'.-COYI'6SPO1lClCDf A3 to ARGUSQ Stockholder Argus Publishing Companyg Vice-President same. ' GEORGE I. PAYNTER. ' Left School beginning Second Year. ' I 1 1 IYILLIAM 'WALLACE POSTLETHWVAITE, 4' WVillie. CLriss : Third Ymr.-Member Badge Committeeg Member Lecture Printing Committee. SCHOOL: 7-02,7127 Y2ffzr.-Stoclzliolder Argus Publishing Companyg Member Tennis Club 3 Treas- urer same. ALBERT P. QUEDNOW. Left School middle Second Year. CHARLES H. REBRE. Left School beginning Second Year. CHARLES REUTLINGER. Yhim' Y2'1zr.-Stockliolcler Argus Publishing Company. SIDNEY GOLDSMITH RICE, ShOrty. Iiirsi Hfar.-Member Natural History Society. Thin! IQm'.-Member Glee Club. LEWIS WOOD ROBINSON, JR., . 'fWhitey. SCHOOL: , Ekv! If2a:'.-Member Natural History Societyg Member Constitution Committee sameg Assistant Curator same and Member Executive Committee same, First Termg Member Committee to Draft Resolutions of Regret to Lieut. Crawfordg Chairman Outing Club Committee same and Member Library Committee same, Second Termg Curator same, Third Termg Member Christmas Entertainment Committee. ALBERT L. ROOKSTOOL. Eh! Yiuzr.-Member Natural History Society. Left School latter part Year. GEORGE ROTH. Left School last First Year. WALTER HATFIELD RUMPP, ff john. SCHOOL: fikvz' IQ'HI'.-MEIIIDCF Natural History Society. Third IQ'll7'.-SfOClCl1OldCI' Argus Publishing Companyg Member Athletic AssociatiOn5 Member Glee Club. FREDERICK RUOFF, Count. JQ'1'.vz' Mvzr.-ltfleinber Natural History Society. Left School beginning Second Year. EMIL OTTO SCHUENEMANN, Emilie SCHOOL: A Errz' Ylvzr.-Member Natural History Society. 565072117 Ykzzr.-Meniber sarneg Assistant Curator same and Member Lecture Committee same, Third Termg Member Executive Committee same, Second Term. Yhim' l'2vzr.-Meniber sameg Treasurer same and Member Executive Committee same, First Term. FREDERICK P. SCHOETTLE. Serum! Mvzr.-Meniber Natural History Society. Left School beginning Third Year. CHARLES C. SCHONEMAN. E'rsz' Year.-Member Natural History Society. Left School end Year. I2 WILLIAM ARNOLD SCOTT, Dick. CLASS : Tfiim' Wav-.-Preseiiter at Class Day Exercisesg Spoon Man. SCHOOL: Third Year.-W'on Putting Shot C26 ft. 65 inch.Q, First Annual Fall Sportsg VVon Standing Broad Jump Q9 ft. IO in.j and One Mile Bicycle Race Q3 min. 34 sec.j, Second Annual Spring Sportsg Stockholder Argus Publishing Company. HARRY VV. SCOTT. Second ldfar.-Member Orchestra. Left School middle Y ear. EDWIN SHAPLEY. Left School middle First Year. BENEDICT SI-IAVV. T Mhz' Year.-Member Class Baseball Team. EDXVIN ILLMAN SIMPSON, Pomp, Simp. CLASS: Thim' Year.-Member Entertainment Committeeg Member Flag Committeeg Mem- ber Pennant Committee. - SCHOOL: , .Pi'1'.vt 165171--LiI61Tll3Cl' Natural History Society. Sercmi I'21zr.- Member same 3 Assistant Curator same, First Termg Librarian same, Second and Third Termsg Chairman Outing Club Committee same, Chairman Library Committee same and Member Executive Committee same, Third Term. Third War.-Member Com- mittee to Revise Constitution same 5 Member Executive Committee sameg Chair! man Outing Club Committee same and Member Library Committee same, First Term 3 Member Lecture Committee same, Member Outing Club Committee same and Recording Secretary same, Second Term 5 Member Chess and Checker Club. EDGAR ARTHUR SINGER. I Entered Class beginning Second Year. CLASS: f R T him' Iivzr.-Secretaryg Member Executive Committeeg Member Constitution Com- mittee 3 Member Class Photographs Committee5 Member Commencement Corn- mittee. SCHOOL: .Second War.-Nlember Natural History Societyg Assistant Curator same, Second Termg Vice-President same, Member Library Committee same and Member Exe- cutive Committee same, Third Term. Third Iiaar.-Meinber N. I-I. S.g Member Second Anniversary Committee sameg Stockholder Argus Publishing Companyg Member Christmas Entertainment Committeeg Correspondent A4 to ARGUS5 Exchange Editor ARGUS, Second Term 5 Member Chess and Checker Club. EDWIN KRATZ SMITH. 1 . 13 ABRAHAM LINCOLN SPENCER. CLASS: Thin! Yrfzr. -Chairman Constitution Committeeg Member Spring Arbor Day Com- mittee. SCHOOL! Erfrf War.-lvleinber Natural History Societyg Recording Secretary same and Mem- ber Lecture Committee same, Second Term. Second Ykfzzf.-Member N. H. S.g Member Outing Club sameg Correspondent B5 to ARGUS. Thim' Year.-Menu ber N. H. S.g Stockholder Argus Publishing Companyg Literary Editor ARGUS. EDMUND JOSEPH STAGER, ff Kid. VVILLIAM R. STEPHENS. .FE'f'sl Ifirzr.-Member Natural History Society. Left School beginning Second year. ALFRED G. STOKES. Left,Scliool beginning of First Year. I-IOUARD BRONTE SXVAYZE, Pop, Doc, Uncle, 'f Perfessorff H., ff Hooardf' ff Brontayf' Entered Class beginning Second Year. CLASS: E Third Year.-Presidentg Chairman Executive Committeeg Member Constitution Committeeg Ex qfirio Member all other Committeesg Toast Master at Class Supper. W SCHOOL! Semmz' Kfcw.-Member Glee Club. Thfm' lfkarn-Stockholder Argus Publishing Companyg Member Constitution Committee sameg President same, Second Termg Business Manager ARGUS First Term' Manaffinff Editor same, Second I 7 D D Term. CHARLES 'NVALTON SWOOPE, John. CLASS: Thin! Ifkczr.-Cliairman Lecture Printing Cornmitteeg Member Wasliingtoifs In- auguration Centennial Day Committee. SCHOOL: - EM! lQ'af'.-Member Natural History Societyg Member Christmas Entertainment Committee. Yfiird K'ar.--Stockholder Argus Publishing Company. CHARLES H. TIMNEY, Jersey. Firsf Yrrzf.-Member Natural History Society. Left School beginning 'l'hirdAYear. CHARLES ROBINSON TOOTHAKER, 'Taint as good as if it was twice as good. SCHOOL: Fir-:J Year.-Member Natural History Society. Second Yierm-Meinber sameg Curator same, Second Termg Member Outing Club same. Tlzin! Y?zzr.-Mem- N. H. S.g Assistant Librarian same, and Member Library Committee same, First Termg Member Outing Club sameg Stockholder Argus Publishing Companyg Memlser Chess and Checker Club. I 14 CHARLES TOWN TRIMBLE, Puss. CLASS z Ylird Year.-Member Baseball Team. SCHOOL? lent Year.-Meinber Natural History Society. Second Y2'ar.-Member sameg Member Lecture Committee same, Second Term. Tflird Iflvzr.-Member Base- ball Team. WILLIAM VEDITZ, IR., Spring Poet. CLASS : I Third IQzz:'.-Member Us Editorial Committee. Scrroor, : Third I'2.m'.-Stocltholcler Argus Publishing Company. FERDINAND FREDERICK WAECHTER, jim. First War. -Member Natural History Society 5 Assistant Curator same, Second Term. FRANCIS CONARD WARNICK, IR. Thzrrl Y2'a1'.-Stoclcltolder Argus Publishing Company. ' EDWARD H. WATSON, JR. First Y2'zz:'.-Member Natural History Societyg Member Football Team, Editor ARGUS. Left School end Year. ROBERT H. WELTHALL. Left School middle First Year. EDWVIN BENNETT WHEELER, ff Sammy, fin! Year.-Member Natural History Society. Third Y2'm',-lvlember Chess and Checker Club. GEORGE HALL WHITE, f' Bob. CLASS : T bird I'?zzr.-Mernber Spring Arbor Day Committee g Member Baseball Team. V SCHOOL 1 Tim! Mffzr.-President and Manager Baseball Association, Member Baseball Team. JOHN T. WILLIAMS, JR. i Left School end First Year. ROGER WOOD. Left School end First Year. WILLIAM WVISE YOUNG, S U Billie. First Year.-Member Natural History Society. A ALBERT J. ZAHBT, '4 Zahmfg lefffl ' Left School latter part Second Year. , IS MEMBERS OF THE CLASS XVHO ENTERED FROM '88, ROBERT B. BERRY. ' Entered june, 1886. Left School beginning First Year. XVILLIAM N. BRADLEY. Entered june, 1887. Left end Second Year. CLARENCE MORTON DUDLEY. 8 Entered june, 1886 5 Member Natural History Society, Second Year. Entered '90 june, 1888. THOMAS PRICE FARRADY. Entered june, 1887 3 Member Natural History Society, Second Year. WILLIAM I-I. SNOWDEN. Entered june, 1886. Left School beginning First Y ear. HENRY UPP. Entered June, 1886. Left School beginning First Year. THOMAS JAMES VVASSER. Entered june, 1888. MEMBERS OF THE CLASS WHO ENTERED '90, THOMAS CASTOR. Entered june, 1888. CLARENCE MORTON DUDLEY. Entered june, 1888. GEORGE FORSTER. Entered june, 1888. FRANK LOVE FUGATE. Entered june, 1888. ,lil wemuriam WILLIAM P. ECCLES. Died Dec. 21, 1886. 16 THE CLASS. HENRY LOOMIS CURTIS. HEN we entered the school it was with a feeling of awe, not only that strange feeling which is characteristic of enter- ing higher institutions, but also one of wonder at seeing implements of carpentry, blacksmithing, forging and molding scattered about the first Hoor, while on the third floor were draw- ing desks, the full use of which we did not fully comprehend then, as we were unaware of the existence of the drawers within which we were supposed to keep-well ! anything but scraps of paper, euchre decks, authentic sketches and other nondescript' articles. ,A A few of us poor mortals were so taken by the wonders of the place that we left the High School after a two years course and concluded to start over again on a different tune. We were so taken with the place at the end of the year that we sent word over to three of our old friends at the High School-fBartine, Singer, Swayze-to come over and join forces with us for the rest of the course. They accepted our invita- tion and have never regretted doing so. VVhen Whitey Robinson and Neill met they immediately froze to each other, where one was there you found the other, when one was transferred to another section the other applied for a like transformation. One cold winter day, while in the metal- shop, they were noticed to be studying the size of Mr. Brush's overshoes. Mr. Brush, although fond of oranges and bananas, preferred the inner parts to the skin and was accustomed to having them served on plates-not in shoes. While talking with President Sayre about it, the couplet suggested that they had better take a leave of absence, but the President, with tears . 17 in his eyes, tried to persuade them to stay, which out of the goodness of their hearts they finally concluded to do. It was at the First Christmas Entertainment that Paynter won a reputation and sustained his name by painting the drop curtain and-the walls of the chemical laboratory. His talent was of such high order that he left school to take a special course in the Art Schools, so he said. Imagine our surprise upon learning that he was studying dentistry. Dieclc and Dickerson were our end men, middlemen, bones and trombones. Their talent was of such order that they organized a caste, known as the Winchester Brothers, and gave exhibitions in the drawing-rooms and adjoining towns, and with the proceeds visited Greene's and the place across the corner, and when our friend at headquarters renionstrated with them upon the evil of their ways, they said they were able to take care of themselves. Gillette made a camera once, but the camera never fulfilled that maxim of Prof. Hering's, that you cannot get any more work out of' a machine than you put into it.', x We believe it was in the Spring of I888 that Harder and I-lays, the two canoeists of the Class, started each of them to build himself-a canoe to go cruising during summer. They say for a certainty that they will be finished for the season of TQOO. It was in the Senior year that the renowned P. D. Q. Club was organized, which translated means ' put down quizzes. Chiles, Anderson and Ayres were the charter members, while Bartine applied for admission soon after. Ayres was elected President, and Chiles, in View of his abilities as editor, was elected Secretary. The official organ of the Club is Scraps, edited by its renowned Secretary, Chiles. Time, 12.00 P.M. Place, Club-room of the P. D. Q. -Presi- dent: This meeting will please come to ordet'. Bartine: Wl1at's your play? Anderson: 'fPass! President: The Secretary will read minutes of last meeting. Chiles: Havenit got any. Bartine: Mr. President, I move you then that- Chiles: I object! Bartine: I move-- Chiles Qlouderj: 4' Mr. President, I object! Bartine: Mr. President, I believe 18 I have the fl- Chiles: Mr. President, I object! Bartine: Mr. President, will Mr. Chiles please state his rea- Chiles: I object! Mr. Anderson: I rise to a point of order! President: The point is well ta- Bartine: I mo- Chiles : I object I President: The meeting will- Chiles: I obj- Bartine : Mr. Pres- President: Gentlemen, this meeting is adjourned. Chiles: I object l Members resume playing. One day we missed Toothakerls accustomed saying, It's not as good as if it were twice as good, but still it's better than if it was only half as good. Inquiry elicited the fact that our dear Charlie was down with typhoid fever. We watched with anxious suspense for the daily bulletins which Sirnp brought from his home. First he was getting worse, next weaker, then a little bit better, then convalescing, and finally we heard he was up and around. One day there appeared at the school a pale, sickly fellow, with his clothes a mile too big for him, who claimed to be our own dear Charlie. We had our doubts iof it, as there was such a difference between himand our remembrance of the original, but when he happened to remark, I'm not as well as if I was twice as well, but still I'm better than if I was only half as well ! our doubts vanished. Before closing this view of some of the characters of '89, let me introduce Sammy Outerbridge, the only person who is to become a lawyer, showing what a lack of forensic accomplish- ments there is in the Class, and last, not least, our ladies' men, Lf, I-Iults, Jo Kavanagh, Billy Postlethwaite and Clar. lVIcIntire, the quartette, and finally, Red-Rose Billy, or better known as 1' Bucky Lawrence, who is the Sporty Boy of the Class. 19 FACULTY. WVILLIAM LYNISON SAYRE, President. FRANCIS NEWTON THORPE, PH.D., Professor of History, English Literature and Social Science EDWIN SMITH ZIEBER, M.D., Professor of Physiology and Algebra. CHARLES HANFORD HENDERSON, B.S., Professor of Physics, Chemistry and Geology. LINO FRANCESCO RONDINELLA, B.S., M.E., ' Professor of Mechanical Drawing. HERMANN SIEGFRIED HERING, B.S., M.E., Professor of Mechanics and Electrical Engineering, Instructor in Economic Botany and German.. XVILLIAM SLEEPER ALDRICI-I, M.E., Professor of Architecture, Design and Freehancl Drawing, Instructor in Rhetoric and Modeling. HERBERT COLEMAN YVHITAKER, B.S., M.E.,. Instructor in Geometry, Trigonometry and Surveying. KARL ATHANASIUS GUENTHER, Instructor in German. ALBERT BEASDALE ENTWISLE, Instructor in Wood Work. JOHN JAMES DONALDSON BRUSH, Instructor in Metal WVork. GEORGE ASTLEY, . Instructor in Smithing and Foundry W'ork., WILLIAM HENRY ODENATT, Instructor of Mechanical Construction. LEWIS ALEXANDER DUBREE, Engineer. 20 FACULTY No. 2. 'WM. S. LAYER, Keeper of the Mystic Records. FRANCIS N. THORPE, P1-LD., Professor of Old jokes and Sarcasm. DR. E. Z. SIEBER, Lecturer on-General Conduct-Me, I, Myself 8: Co. C. HENFORD I-IANDERSON, L.E.A.N., ' Professor of Hypothetical Theories, also Reader of I-Ierby Spencerianisin. L. F. ROUN-DE-NELLA, K.I.D., Professor of Drawingaclassoverthecoals and Dernonstrator of latest Italian Opera. HERMANN FRIEDFIGS I-IERING, S.H.A.D., Professor of Mechanics and Keeper of the Glass Towel. VVM. S. ALLPOOR, Li-L-cs., A Professor of Hearty-Texture and Demonstrator of the Grand Screene Act. HER. B. SEE. WI-IITAKER, B.u.M., Lecturer on Trees, viz.: Geoin- and Trigonoine Trees and Instructor of Suburban Pedcstrianism. A. B. C. BENTWISELY, X.Y.Z., Instructor in the best manner to scare Z1 Freshman, also experienced 'Wood Juggler. IAJA DE BROOM, Instructor in Wfise VVork and Metalmanipulator. GEORGE LASTLY, Instructor in Smithing and Founder of Dry YVork. WM. H. WHATAYOUATT, Instructor in Mechanical Destruction. LEWISA DEBRIS, Instructor of Thomas and Engine Slugging. N. B.-I' A 1I13.11,S true merit 'tis not hard to find, But each 1nan's secret standard is his mind. tk 2! POST-GRADUATES. IAMES HUGHES ATKINSON, Electricity CHARLES XVILSON CARNES, GEORGE WARREN WASHINGTON CORNMAN, JR., - ff ROBERT ED'WIN DALLAS, ' WILLIAM LOVELL DEIMLING, f LOUIS RAIN SAYRE, ff JOHN NVILLIAM PANCOAST, chemisrry. -n A CLASS ASSOCIATION OF '89, Organized September 2ISt, 1888. OFFICERS. Pre.s'z'dfm' .' H. Bronte Swayze. Vire-Pre.tz'denz': .' V W. Ernest Bgxrrett Qresignedj, Wlalter C. Chiles, XVm. S. Outerbridge.. SfC7'EfH7jl .' Edgar A. Singer. 7-l'6'lZJZt7'6'7' .' Walter C. Chiles fresignedj. NVm. F. Hall. I1G'r1'01'z'zz1z .' Clarence S. McIntiI'e. STANDING COMMITTEES. EXECUTIVE. The Oflicers. I Chairman Entertainment Committee. ENTERTAINMENT. Henry L. Curtis, Cfizzirnzafz. ' I. VVilloughby Irwin, VVHI. S. Outerbridge Joseph T. Kavanagh, Edwin I. Simpson. FLAG. ' Vfesley Bartine, CkIlZ'7'7lZtZ7Z, NVm. Y. C. Anderson, VVm. F. Hall, Wfalter E. Culbertson, Edwin I. Simpson. SPECIAL COMMITTEES. CONSTITUTION. A. Lincoln Spencer, Chaz'rman, Henry L. Curtis, Edgar A. Singer, I. Willoughby Irwin, H. Bronte Swayze. . 23 BADGE. Joseph T. Kavanagh, C!21zz'r11zfz1z, VV. Ernest Barrett, Oliver Dickerson, VVesley Bartine, VVilliam VV. Postlethwaite PENNANT. Henry L. Curtis, C!2rziv'f:za1z, Percival A. Mitchell, Edwin I. Simpson. LECTURE PRINTING. Charles W. Swoope, Chzziwzzfzfz, Lewis R. Barras, Win. W'. Postlethwaite. Us W PRINTING. 'Clarence S. Mclntire, Chazkfzzznfz, Wm. S. Outerbridge. CLASS PHOTOGRAPHS. Clarence S. Mclntire, Cfirzrhzzrm, Walter C. Chiles, . joseph T. Kavanagh , W. F. Hall, VVillia1n S. Outerbridge, Edgar A. Singer. ADVERTISING. Clarence S. Mclntire, Chzz1'1'11zzzn, Wesley Bartine, 'William F. Hall, Henry L. Curtis, J. llfilloughby Irwin. ff Us EDITORIAL COMMITTI-LE. A Clarence S. Mclntire, Chairman, Henry L. Curtis, 'William H. Lawrence, Joseph T. Kavanagh , VVilliam Veditz, Ir. SPRING ARBOR DAY. Frederick W. Koch, ChfZZ'7'77llZ72, W'illia1n J. Chattin, A. Lincoln Spencer, William F. Hall, George H. White. 'WASHINGTON INAUGURATION CENTENNIAL DAY. Stanley M. Borroughs, Chaizvmzn, George T. Cruinback, 'Willoughby Irwin. Ellsworth I. Hults, Iay B. Moyer. Charles VV. Swoope. COMMENCEMENT. David Mandel, Chazrmzzn Qfzdmsfj, Walter C. Chiles fflffzffzfzgeffzezrtrj, Frederick W. Koch, Henry L. Curtis fP1'i12!z'71gj, Edgar A. Singer fflfusifj CLASS DAY OFFICERS. Spoon Malz .' Vlfilliam A. Scott. Cane Jian .' YValter C. Chiles. P1'f.renz'e7' .' YVilliam A. Scott. 24 Charles Sidney Abele, Will-iam Young Campbell Anderson, Edwin john Armstrong, George Ralston Ayres, Jn, Lewis Robert Barras, William Ernest Barrett, Wesley Bartine, William Gottlieb Bayha, Edward Blake Blair, Robert Bromiley, Stanley Morrill Burroughs, VVilliam joseph Chattin, Walter Carr Chiles, George Tiffnay Crumback, Nathan Addison Cornell, Walter Edwards Culbertson Henry Loomis Curtis, George Michael DeGinther, Oliver Dickerson, Q VVilliarn Thomas Earley, Thomas Price Farrady, Robert -McCay Green, Ir., Arthur Maurice Green, jr., Oscar jacob Greenewald, Hugh Monroe Gates, William Ford Hall, William Truax Harder, Otto Gustave Haussmann, Eugene Dales Hays, Robert Clifford Heath, Ellsworth jonathan Hults, James' Willoughby Irwin, Kimsey Murdock Jennings, joseph Trotter Kavanagh, o 7 MEMBERS. Frederick William Koch, Williani Heartley Lawrence, David Mandel, jules Ephraim Mastbaum, Wlilliam McClellan, Clarence Stanley Mclntire, john Russell M clntyre, Percival Allen Mitchell, jay Bird Moyer, Henry Hutchinson Norris, W'illiam Stephen Outerbridge, ji 'William 'Wallace Postlethwaite, Charles Reutlinger, Sidney Goldsmith Rice, Walter Hatfield Rumpp, Emil Otto Schuenemann, William Arnold Scott, Benedict Shaw, Edwin Illman Simpson, Edgar Arthur Singer, Edwin Kratz Smith, Abraham Lincoln Spencer, Edmund joseph Stager, Houard Bronte Swayze, Charles Walton Swoope, Charles Town Trimble, Charles Robinson Toothaker, Williain Veditz, IR., Ferdinand Frederick Xvaechter, Francis Conard W'arnick, Ir., Thomas James Wasser, Edwin Bennett WVheeler, George Hall Wihite, VVilIiam Wise Young. Crass or 790. Albert Charles Armstrong, Howard lVilliam Armstrong, Clarence Kerr Baldwin, YValter Nickerson Beatty, William Glenn Bissex, Gilbert H. Blaker, John Blinkhorn, Robert Blood, William Elliott Boring, George XVashington Bowman, William Holbrook Brehm, Theodore Bremer, Theodore Gillingham Brinton, George Mifflin Bryan, Alvah Blank Bushnell, Frank Byron, Charles LaRoy Campbell, Thomas Castor, john Doerr Cloud, Walter Randell Connard, Charles Hellerman Copeland, Robert james Coulter, Arthur Moore Curtis, Oscar DeLong, Robert james Deputy, Ir., Lawrence Paxson Dickey, Clarence Morton Dudley, Henry Ernest Eckersberg, Samuel Edward Fairchild, jr., Charles Anderson Ford, Frank Love Fugate, Charles Allen Gilchrist, NVilliam Kirk Greer, David Halstead, Daniel Walter Harper, Ebert Smith Harrold, Henry Philip Harth, William Charles Hays, Edward Hazelton, Paul Renno Heyl, Hermann George Hillebrand, Ir., NVilliarn Hillegass, Charles Hitchcock, James Edward Kunkel, MEMBERS. Clarence Maury Leidy, Howard Longacre, Edward A. Loos, . Philip Maas, Christian Sheetz MacCain, Harry Bulkley Mclntire, Beverly Drinliard May, Andrew McQueen, A Milton Bennett Medary, Frank Herbert Middleton, Benjamin Cottman Miles, Hiram Miller, Thomas Huston Moore, Oscar Mowrey, George Albert Noska, Charles Leo Partridge, Price Isaac Patton, Harry Melville Platt, Arthur Hobson Quinn, Charles Robbins, David Ross, Robert Frederick Schleicher, Edward Rommel Schreiner, Dexter Paul Shelmire, Malcolm Augustus Shipley, Harry Lowell Shumway, Mauric Mecaskey Sloan, joseph WVarren Smith, lfVarren Manlove Smith, George Speese, ' Harry Kulp Stauffer, Milton Edward Todd, George Edward Tyler, Joseph Wayne, Wfalter Osgood Webster, Abraham Peter 'Weckerly, Henry Emerson VVetherill, David Frederick Weyl, Lewis Adolph Wiener, Herbert Clifton Wise, Harry Louis Wittman, Charles August Wolf, Edwin Stanton Young, CLASS or 791. James Wfalter Adams, William Edward Ahles, Henry Jordan Aichele, Edward Taylor Aitken, Joseph Pierce Alden, Horace Vlloodhull Ash, Adolphus Henry Ashton, Harry Solomon Ashworth Arthur Atkiss, William Arthur Austin, Henry Nelson Backus, Benjamin Franklin Baird, Daniel Jenks Baker, Melville Grlliith Baker, Clifford Donaldson Beale, J George Bentiuck Beechey, Charles William Benton, Walter Cameron Blelock, Edgar Seldon Bloom, Walter Henbrook Bosworth, George Dare Bowen, Walter Tice Bowers, Clarence ,Edwin Goings, Addison Brown Burk, Howard Joseph Butler, Frederick Carman, Guilliam Henry Clamer, Louis Cohen, Frank Asbury Collins, Jr., Norman Shoemaker Connard, I John Joseph Connelly, Daniel Graham Craig, Alton Crosswith, Morris Vanlone Daniels, 'William Henry Dingee, Ambrose Morse Dowling, Henry Dornemann, John Edmund Draper, MEMBERS. Herman Louis During, George Macy Ekwurzel, Oscar Fair, Harry Leopold Fairbairn, Herbert Clayton F ehr, XVilliam Oris Finley, Charles Frederick Foell, Charles Burton Ford, John Henry Forrest, John Horace Frank, Joseph Lewry Fritz, Edwin Lindsay Fugate, Matthew Henry Gailey, Sigmund Leon Gans, Joseph Howard Garrod, YVilliam Clarkson Gegler, 'William Frank Geilfuss, Bernhard Adair Geising, Albert William Gildner, YVilliam Allen Gillespie, Clarence Edwin Goings, Charles Fox Grace, Julian Hastings Granberry, WVil1iam Bentley Griggs, Thomas Carson Hanna, V John Henry Haviland, Harry Halliwell Hellerman Frank VVoodruFfe Henry, Charles Christian Heyl, Samuel Ryerson Horn, Lewis Herman Hoyt, Cyril James, Jesse Morton Johnson, Robert Henry Keil, Ernest Charles Kirby, Frank -Charles Kneedler, Bernard Kohn, Joseph Kuen, Edgar Heisler Lawrence, Harry Augustus Leeds, William W'olmersturf Lewellen, Reuben Lowenstein, Frank Littleton Maguire, Charles Palmer Marlcley, William 'Walter Martin, Thomas jefferson McDowell, Lewis McMakin, Harry March Miller, Lorimer Douglas Miller, William james Mines, john Wood Montague, Thomas Edward Murdock, Benjamin Franklin Murphy, Earle Roberts Olwine, Walter Charles Palmer, Albert Pancoast, john Chastney Parker, Charles Albert Paul, Frederick Peniston Porter, Charles Elwood Rambo, Louis Randell, Walter Rihl, Harry Rhoades, George Robinson, George Espie Savage Ralph Borie Savin, George Saybolt, Henry Lyman Sayen, Robert Carroll Sayre, August Schumann, john Henry Seifert, Wfilliam WVagner Shepherd, Craig james Shields, William Sholdice, Howard Martin Shriner, john VVilson Sidle, Andrew Gordon Smith, George Furman Smith, George Edward Smith, joseph Bolton Smith, Grant Eugene Snively, Walter Hamburg Sonneberg, jesse Horace Sprowles, Sylvanus Stauffer, james Howard Stevens, Linford Stiles, Cuyler Campbell Supplee, Allen Curry Thomas,- Frank McStocker Thomas, joseph Shipley Newlin Thompson Orlando Titherington, James VValter Tobin, William Benjamin Trainer, George Emil Ugl and, Burton James Ulrick, Ralph Ernest Urban, Thomas Percy Walker, Ralph Lambert Vlfarren, YValter Burgess Warren, Holman White, . VVilliam johnson White, joseph YVhitely, Newton Barton Widmayer, William Rendell Williams, Samuel Fife Wlilson, Charles Martin YVood. I HISTORY. CLARENCE STANLEY MCINTIRE. N ancient Greek and Rome the historian did not undergo half the terrible gauntlet of biting criticism that those who are classed under that name to-day have to bear. The Work of those ancients was praised for its true merit, and their recounts of the deeds of men of valor were received with just commen- dation. But to-day we give our work into the hands of-those Who only seem to search out our faults, instead of charitably overlooking them. In conversing with others ofthe Class I ind that to them it is exceedingly difficult to look into the past, to remember what happened when We were in HC. Indeed, many of them doubt if they ever were in C at all. But with a great effortl am going to try to push aside this curtain of pride, as Seniors, that seems to separate us from the reckless life We led when We were young, when We were Freshmen. Now, as the mystic curtain is pressed aside and We look back into the past, We find that there are some instances which stand out with more prominence than others. Fzrfsi among these events is that day when We gathered for the first time as a Class. What peculiar sensations we under- went, what feelings of reverence We held on that day, and that day only, for those wise-looking students of ,SSQX what sighs and lamentings were heard i' the air as We were assigned our first studies, but what high opinions we held of ourselves and of our capabilities. Then, too, what exalted opinions We had ofthe Faculty, especially Doc, in those days, but now-? ? F We boys Wer.e really too much engrossed in study that first year to take much note of athletic sports. This can be easily seen bylooking up the athletic annalsg you'll find all the games, if This refers directly to Colesberry. , 29 etc., were contested by members of '88, and, of course, nearly everything was lost, even those contested with the High School. But there is one thing '89 could do-paralyze those celluloid pies of Mrs. Everett's-specially Mumford. ' To go the round of our curriculum might be a means of re- calling to some of us our life in that year. In those days, for the study of literature, we used to congregate up in the third story and listen to the remarks of Professor Henderson. Wliat a rumpus we raised when we found a desk that was not secured to the floor. McCafferty used to sit at it, and received more muscular exercise than mental by trying to upset the fellow who chanced to be seated in front of him. One day we reported to the professor for our regular lesson in literature, when we found out that some peculiar force had been at work. Henderson decided that he wouldn't give us any lesson, but that we might spend the hour profitably in conversation. This conversation was to consist of the telling of anecdotes. It is needless to state that the boys had never before heard of such a peculiar mode of obtaining knowledge. It is also needless to state that we made good the opportunity offered. We look back now and wonder how we ever lived through that hour. I am sure that if some of those jokes were repeated, I would certainly undergo feelings which would far surpass in pugilistic power those which one experiences so often after removing the stopper from the bottle of ammonic hydrate. Wl1y,tl1e other dayI stepped up to the bottle of NH3 OI-I, expecting to meet a friend, when what should I encounter but a blow in the eye which nearly blinded me. I really thought that a ring had been made, and that I had the gloves on with Yank Harder. It is queer how some fellows form habits, so quickly-sort, o' P. D. Quickly--and how long those habits will cling to them. The habit of forming and practicing poor jokesbecame so imbedded in the characters of some boys during that one hour that they have never gotten over it. During our first year I-Iering taught us geometry, and when he called up for recitation such fellows as Miers, then there was a flow of wisdom, for jimmy Molloy sat near the blackboard, and jimmy had a peculiar propensity for studying his lesson during 30 the recitation hour, and jimmy had a peculiar method of study- ing out loud. There was a bench directly in front of Hering's desk, and Mastbaum and Lawrence often sat on this bench. They scribbled peculiar nicknames on our worthy professor's desk. One day Hering found some of these nicknames out. These, if I re- member rightly, are some of them: Porgies, i'Shad, Herring, Fish, Boiled I-Ierring on the half shell, Shrimps and Her- ring. The professor stood shaking his head in that peculiar way he always had and said, Boys, I don't spell my name with two 1 sg it's just one-I-I-e-r-i-n-g. It is sad to remember the affection we wasted on the Doctor, how we used to adore every word which fell from his lips. There was one mistake made during that first year. It was in Dr. Thorpe trying to teach us civil government. One day the Doctor was explaining to us at some length the exact manner of voting. In the course of his explanation he came to the part in which he told us of the duty of the judge at the polls. I-Ie said thatsupposing a dispute should arise about a man's vote between the inspectors. One of the inspectors would say to the other, You're another, and the other would reply, You're another. And between the Doctor and himself he explained the whole manner of carrrying onthe dispute and of the settle- ment by the judge. At the Christmas entertainment given on Thursday, December 23d, there were certain parts of the programme which were ex- cellent, while others were exceedingly poor. Yet it will be seen by scrutinizing the programme and recalling the scenes that what '89 had to accomplish was Well carried out. just before the school closed that year we had one day a visit from a distinguished Englishman, Mr. Mathers, lVI. P. I-Ie wished to speak to the school, so we were gathered together, and great was the rejoicing, partially because we were to be addressed by a dis- tinguished man, but largely because we were enabled to cut the hour in algebra.. There is a feature of the school which sprang into existence during 1886. It was the Natural History Society. Many of our fellows-bright, promising fellows, too-were enticed into joining . 31 it. The Natural History Society is rather a peculiar organization, It has some bad traits, and some good ones For instance 2' some of its good traits are: --. From the Society the Outing grew into existence. This club takes long walks. The walks are very interesting QFD, and are usually published at some length in the Argus, and they help fill up space, so that the real benefit of the N. I-I. S. is derived by the editors of the Argus. Another good thing about the Society is that it occupies a great deal of Simpson's time, in which he might be engaged studying bookkeeping. This would cause him to show better books, and thus deprive the Class of some of its archives, viz., Simpson's Ledger and Journal. The bad effect of the Society is that it has always chosen Henry Curtis to be its president. And thus Curtis has the idea that he ought to run everything he gets into. Indeed 'tis a wonder that he has not tried to run the Class cash. But considering the few scrapes the Society has gotten into, and the extreme youth in mental power of Curtis, we will overlook his faults. When we became members of BH we had an idea that by this time we had inherited certain rights and privileges. We felt more contented in our lot. There is one good thing that can be truthfully said of 'S9: we never chastised 'go as much as they probably needed, but were very considerate of their small heads, sporty tendencies and lackof courtesy. I say we overlooked all this, and they cannot say that '89 was ever very hard on them. This second year we began to find out who and what we were, for, if it must be confessed, some of us were sort of seedy as to the proper way to carry on anything. The opening of this year added a new man to our Faculty. Mr. Odenatt was presented to the school, and although '89 was not, until Senior year, brought into connection with him, we were always much attached to him. Very nearly half ofthe Faculty be- long to '89, for they came into the school when we did, and have certainly found us in hearty co-operation with them. But Rondy from the first used to crush us on all occasions. In looking at an old Azgzzs I Find he said that we are not particularly bright, but only average boys. Some parts of '89 made great progress during the second 32 year, While others were somewhat degenerate. For instance there were Singer, Yank and Greene hawsing to pull the Class up, with Pete Larkins and McClellan hanging on as deadweightsf' But we will say that a marvelous change came over these two last named, for Larkins left, McClellan remained, and has worked hard during our last year. In fact China, for that is the name he got when he first came among us, is a dandy in the electrical laboratory. He can plot all sorts of curves without making the experiments. This is also true of Mandel and Mast- baum. In the Spring of 1888 the Athletic Association was organized. Our first sports occurred on June 7th. Among the winners of the eighteen events we do not find one member of '89. This seems very strange, for although our Class is not very sporty, yet we hold several of the school records. In the Fall Sports, how- ever, of the eleven events we carried off three medals. VVhen Senior year opened we certainly did feel large about the head? We certainly held the highest position now. On Sep- tember 2ISt, 1888, we were organized into a Class. There are certain fellows among us to whom we chose to intrust the honor of acting as guardians over us. The chief guardian was H. Bronte Swayze. The principal reason for choosing him was out of respect for his enviable whiskers. Then we selected others to assist him-Chiles, Barrett and Outerbridge. To keep the notes in regard to our peculiarities and scraps 'in class-meetings we chose Edgar Singer. The only objection to Singer that we- can offer is that he generally has his minutes with him, when your are trying to convince the class that a such and such a motion was never passed. At first We selected Chiles to take care of the Class wealth, but he resigned, and for fear he'cl be dissatisfied if he didn't have some position we put him up and shoved him into the chair of vice-president. . One Wediiesclay afternoon the school held their second an- nual. Fall Sports out at the University grounds. The place was crowded, grand stand full and half the bleaching boards. '89 only captured three events, and none of these appear as school This is a customary feeling which a few of our class have the joy of occasion- ally experiencing. - 33 , . records. Some may wonder why such astate of things exists. It is this. There are some among the Class who love sports- Hayes, Scott and our well-shaped, graceful Koch, but even these fellows, with the exception of Gene Hays, do not pay half the attention they should to training, and if you look at the scholarly records of '89 you will find that they vary inversely with the square of the sporting records. There is one event of the Fall Sports which Was not on the programme, which was not trained for, but in, which '89 fought well and came out with first honors. The event happened in this wise: The High School was represented on the bleaching boards by from two to three hundred fellows. The fellows had their colors tied to somebody's papa's cane. This they kept waving. Every minute or two they gave a taunt to one or more ofthe contestants on the ti ack. About twenty of '89's men sat on the back row of the grand stand and waved Gene Hay's red and black cap on an umbrella, and replied to the taunts. As soon as the Sports were over we met the High School as they came from In f f I hun ml R my -ezfllyf' ,f may . , xxtlmnmr 1 l Q gigs-j 552: f V vga . ff 'X f Lf ' uf., 3 lic-5 .Q 'llf m ---g I ff j d m! Nw- w - lbku 4- , gif' is .. 1 , Q ' - f 7Q?' , N lbw 7- ' s fl 'Qi -A' , f bfi' . . 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It is to be noted that the High School representatives at our Spring Sports this year were comparatively small, and they behaved themselves. The reports for the first two quarters came out on December 21st, and it was found by comparing notes that A3 was-well, we canft say they were the smartest section, because Lawrence and Mastbaurn belong to it, but they had the highest averages. The Christmas entertainment was held at Carpenter's Dancing Academy Hall. The place was crowded, and the programme was very successfulf especially the Glee Club. This Glee Club has. not sung before the public since. We are at a loss to under- stand this, for they need fear nothing since Bradley has left school, and they do not continue to sing Come VVhere the Lilies Bloom. The most enjoyment was derived nom the en- tertainment by those who took part in it. I do not exactly know what prompts me to say this, because it is not at all prob- able. The reason those fellows who took part in it derived so much enjoyment was because they were able to cut all hours for two or three days. , Wlien the third quarter began we found out that we would have to work hard. For a time nothing varied the monotony of the regular curriculum but the accounts of deeds of the Office Seekers' Club. The members of this Club get fits of benevolence about every other day. And sometimes in the midst ofa recita- tion you will s.ee one of them get up, hurry out of the room and disappear down stairs. They go to the office, ask Professor Sayre if he has not got something for them to do. And soon we find them engaged in helping Thomas. Then at halfpast two o'clock they rush into the office again and engage in a 5tThe readeris not to suppose that the wonderful melodies furnished by the Glee Club were anything but the Finest brand. But you must still keep in mind the fact that Wesley Bartine is its president, and that accounts for it. 35 debate with the professor. They always debate on the side ot the Nays. All during the Spring we have been working like Trojans? Chemistry has been of late exceptionally difficult, and together with politics we have almost Houndered. But Dr. Thorpe gave us easy lessons in literature, so that we gained some time for recreation. The recitation in Shakespeare was sometimes amus- ing. One day the Doctor asked a question of Wheeler in regard to Macbeth.- Wheeler, who rung the bell ? Wheeler replied, Mr. DuBreeg ah! I, I mean Mrs. Macbeth. I 4 On the election night about thirty of us journeyed about town until the wee, small hours of the morning, giving the school yell and looking for the High School. One joke about that night is the way Barrett got left on soda. We all piled into one drug store and tried to drain the fountain on jerseys: As each man got his soda he laid down his money. Then the number of sodas being counted up, the change for all was given to Barrett, and when all was given out Billy was considerably out of pocket. During May we went out to plant our Class Tree. It was very difficult to find something choice and sweet enough to represent '89, but at last we selected a magnolia, and each man took'a hand in hustling the dirt about the roots. Even Billy Pard so far forgot his dignity as to use the shovel. The course in electricity has been very interesting this term, especially the making out of reports. There is one lesson which is always thoroughly enjoyed, that is, the period spent in learning to run a Bell Telephone. VVhen Lawrence and Mastbaum get to working this instrument it is highly amusing. When the Spring Sports came off on June 4th there were twelve events. Of these '89 won sixg this shows that we have made considerable advancement. Of these six events Koch carried off four medals and Scott two. In the Midwinter Sports we won three events. '89's career through school in scholarship has excelled '88's, although the latter Class' was always sportily inclined. Another feature of success '89 claims is in the manage- Do not, for one instant-, think this applies to Jennings, for if such a change were to come over him we fear the Faculty might kick. 36 ment of the Argus. Wlien 'SS ran the Argus the finances were always in a poor condition. The editors were always calling on the Faculty and school for help. When ,239 assumed control of it they immediately put things to rights by organizing the Argus Publishing Company. One hundred shares were sold for fifty cents each. In the early Spring of this year stock was at a premium of 20 per cent. Many fellows endeavored to buy stock, but it could not be bought for less than seventy-six cents, Above all, '89 claims to hold the champions in some depart- ments. Curtis, we are sure, can never be equaled for cutting. Why, out of thirty hours'a week he manages to be at school ten hours at least. Next, in the use of large words, we have one Singer, who has never been eclipsed. The other day he started to talk to Professor Henderson something about the peculiar animosities and incomprehensibly characteristical pro- pensities of pentamethyldeamedothesduphenslamenduodomethy- latef' Now, ladies and gentlemen, you have heard the history of '89. It has not been exaggerated or flattered, but told honestly. Thomas gives his opinion that There niver was sich gintlemenf' Our own opinion is pretty high up, and yours is all that is re- quired. Be charitable, we pray you, and just skim over our faults. 37 FACULTY STATISTICS. UR Faculty, which numbers I4, is certainly not an old fogy, as it is only 35 years and 4 months old, but if it should sit on the Class fas it occasionally doesj its 147 pounds would make more of an impression on the Class than the 122 pounds of the Class would make on it. Mr. Brush, at 6o years, is the patriarch, while Prof Rondinella, at 23 years, is the infant. Mr. Odenatt, at 6 ft. IZ in., and Prof Rondinella, at 5 ft. 3 in,, are the ex- tremes, while the mean is 5 ft. IO in. Three are unmarried as opposed to II married. There are 23 representatives of the coming generation scattered among the married portion of the professors. Eight claim Philadelphia as their native place, While there is one each from Nelson, N. Y., Cape May, N. J., Chester, Pa., Swampscott, Mass., England and Prussia. As a whole the Faculty is Republican, being 8 strong, although there are two Mugwumps, 2 Independents and I Prohibitionist. In religion they are: Presbyterians and Methodists, 4 each, Episcopalians, 2 each, Lutheran, Unitarian, Swedenborgian and the Broad Church, I each. Four of our professors come from the Uni- versity of Pennsylvania, I from the jefferson Medical, I from the Stenel University at Prussia, I has taken courses at the U. S. Naval Academy and Stevens Institute, and I has attended NVes- leyan and Syracuse Universities and also the University of Penn- Sylvania. Outside of their professorships 2 are engaged in literature and I each as a physician, teacher, electric tester and mechanical engineer. Sociology, bicycling, fishing, Howers, gunning, ten- nis, rambling, teaching and Wood-work each have a supporter, while engineering and electrical engineering each have 2 sup- porters. Seven use the weed, S indulge occasionally, while 6 are teetotalers. The following is an accurate description of the Faculty: Five pairs blue eyes, 5 pairs brown eyes, 4 pairs gray eyes, 8 blondes, 4 brunettes, I gray and I strawberry blonde, 2 bald heads, 2 smooth faces, 7 bearded ones and 5 mustaches. 33 A CLASS STATISTICS. E entered by force of numbers, being 141 strong, But the 68 of us who have remained will make our exit by force of intellect. Our average age is 18 years. Our Class President has also the honor of being the oldest member, he having witnessed the lapse of 365 days for nearly the 24th time. You will notice the wis- dom of '89 in selecting its paternal guardian Qljopj for its chief representative. Several members claim to be the baby of the Class, but none have seen less than 16 years of this life. Fatty ' at a 178 lbs., and Shorty Rice at Q0 lbs., try to balance the Class, but the odds are in favor of Shortyf' who brings the average down to 122 lbs. X Harder, at 6 feet O inches, tries to uphold the Class dignity, but fails, while Shorty Rice gives the reverse effect at 4 feet 8 inches, but the average of the Class prefer 5 feet 6 inches as a standing example. P' The size of our craniums, as measured by our hats, ranges from 72 to 62, but the average is 6M. A In after life 20 of us will try to electrify the world, I3 are on the fence, 5 are to be mechanical engineers, 4 architects, and the same number to enter universities. Of lVI.D's., engineers, horse- blanket dealers, draughtsmen and gentlemen of leisure there are 2 each, while of mining and civil engineers, machinists, cabi- netmakers, soda-water manufacturers, photographers, teachers, florists, clerks, lawyers, manufacturers and Naval Academy Cadets there is 1 each. In religion 22 of us view life from a Presbyterian point, IO from a Baptist, 8 from a Methodist, 6 from an Episcopalian and Lutheran, 5 from a jewish, 4 from a Non-Sectarian and I each 39 from a Friends, Unitarian, Universalist, Moravian and Roman Catholic. . The Class is Republican by 47 strong. The others are : Demo- crats I2, Prohibitionists, Free Traders and Independents, 3 each. As a Class we are great on hobbies. They are as follows : electri- city and girls, I5 each, athletics and boating, 7 each, music and literature, 6 each 5 drawing, 5 g Ornithology, fishing and the raising hirsute appendages, 46E1Cl1, monkeying, 3 5 poets, prestidigitation, bicycling, engineering, canoeing, temperance, horses and politics, 2 each, mineralogy, geology, entomology, history, bumming, gunnery, printing, wood-work, dogs, amateur journalism, camp- ing and money, I each. If looking for the Class the following description will apply: 55 blondes, II brunettes and 2 strawberry blondes, 25 pairs of gray eyes, 24 brown, 8 blue and one black, also look for II pairs of glasses, 6 pompadours and I3 sets of whiskers, of which about 8 are casting their shadows, while the remainder are quite commanding. As a Class we admire thefair sex very much, as 41 will testify g 9 of us indulge in the weed, and the same number are not averse to stronger, and more fermented indulgences. At our noon gathering in Mrs. Everett's parlor, 36 indulge in pie and 24 pre- fer glass of milk and 2 buns. We have 2 chronic kickers, and .3 ot-hers who aspire to that honor, but have only reached the growling stage. Eighteen are in the habit of calling on the President of the school for in- terviews ofa private nature,while I5 frequently obtain little slips of paper, with a few cabalistic signs on them, which excuse a member from recitations to attend to business of more im- portance. 40 SPECIAL OCCASIONS. MAY EXHIBITION. HEN in the course of human events it becomes necessary to write up the recollections of special occasions, it is hard to decide which special occasion to consider Hrst, for in our school life there were so many things happened that they all seem special. But, to proceed, we will take for our consideration the School Exhibition at Horticultural Hall in the Spring of 1888. . We took part in that affair as Intermediates, and being but partially initiated in higher school life, some of us were very anxious to' participate in the work, real hard work, such as draw- ing, while some chose the easier work of blacksrnithing and carpentering. But some of the boys being partially initiated to such life, chose the tedious task of looking after the Normal School girls. Oh, my eye! but that was work, ,for the girls would wander all around the building, and what could the poor boys do but follow them. The girls would always stop at the cooking class and insist upon the boys eating some of the work produced by their school. We heard a cruel remark made by a couple of students, who were reposing in the gallery, it was this: Somehow or other, that cooking of the girls always reminds me ofthe belts we lace in the shops, for the material is so tough we can hardly stick our knives through it. 'There were quite a number of absentees the following week, and several have asked the reason. It may have been illness, but we do not like to give a positive statement. Well, welll Go on- fQuotation from Prof T-ho-pej. Well, the show did go on for a week, so did the boys, so did the girls-likewise the fun. At the close of the show there were some very peculiar results. Fred K- grew thin, having . 4, worked at blacksmithing, and Billy Lawrence said everything was Blue Monday for weeks. Billy P-st-w-te grew melancholy. He was enjoying himself immensely, on the last night, with 1 -- fit will be under- stood that it was a gentlemanj. Wliile in a crowd, watching the small electrical currents grow in the corner, Billy suddenly turned red and black-the reason? There was T - ad- miring the drawings and at the same time conversing very ear- nestly with one of his rivals. Now,I think we all agree that this was -a mean trick, because it caused Billy to utter a great many blessings. He has since said that the money he spent that night for car fare would have kept him in buns and milk for one week. Poor' Billy! VVe know he wished there was a dynamo at hand capable of giving a thousand amperes so that hecould apply the wires to the teeth of his rival, and thereby gently impress him with the idea of securing the services of lVlcG+, the under- taker. There was a decided coolness between two souls that night while on their homeward journey, and ever since Billy has worn a ministerial countenance. 5 ' ARBOR DAY. Y' ON Friday, October Igth, at half-past one o'clock, the hum of machinery and ring of hammer, which are characteristic of our lower floor, suddenly ceased, tools were laid aside, and all hands eagerly adjourned to the more quiet atmosphere of the assembly room. The occasion was Arbor Day, the incident, an address by Professor Henderson, and hence we say that all hands eagerly adjourned, for we had heard Professor Henclerson's pleasant talks before, and felt sure that this would be something of especial interest, which proved to be the case. It has been decided that the usual ceremony of tree plantingshould be re- served for the graduating class next spring, and that an address suited to the occasion should be our memorial of the day. There is one feature of the address that we have puzzled our minds over not a little, namely, how so much Nm could be gotten out of so dry ,a subject as Trees Vlfe were fully prepared for 42 science and art, and even emotion, butfm was scarcely thought of However, this was one of the Professor's pleasant surprises. Mr. Henderson was inclined to look upon trees asjfiefzds, rather than as mere abstracts, scientific appellationsg dwelling particu- larly upon the stately elm of the Granite States, the pleasing maple of our own State and its neighbors, and particularly upon the solemn pine of the Coast States, with its weird music. The Pro- fessor spoke of the difference in the trees of the country caused by the various soils, and also of the general good of trees to us. But the value of trees as pleasant objects to the sight was especially dwelt upon. He closed with a few words as to their value in manual training, and with a very delightful poem at the end, containing some further thoughts on the same subject. After Professor Henderson's address the school was favored with a recitation by Mandell, and another by Mitchell. SECOND ANNIVERSARY OF Tl-IE NATURAL HISTORY - ' SOCIETY. ON the evening of Friday, October 19th, the Society celebrated its second birthday. The weather was such that our expecta- tions regarding the attendance were only half realized, however, this did not prevent the celebration from taking place. The exercises began with a short address by the President, followed by the Secretary, who read a history of the Society, together with an account of its present condition. The Chairman of the Outing Committee gave a report of the progress of the Outing Club, with an account ofa Representative Trip. The Curator next read a paper on the Change in the Relative Abundance of Certain 'Species of Birds, with also a brief notice of the English Sparrow Question. Mr. Thomas Walters, the orator of the evening, gave an interesting address regarding some various kinds, of Natural History, well sprinkled with humor and good advice. Since Professor Sayre, who was expected to deliver an address, was not present, the exercises closed. After this the members and their friends enjoyed a quiet social even- ing, and the company disbanded at about IO o'clock. A 43 PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION NIGI-IT. REPORT at the Broad Street Station at 7.30 was the cry all during election day. At the time appointed four members of the M. T. S. had lodged themselves under the Station to wait and talk of the election. But some changed the subject, and began to discuss those never-failing subjects: Is mar- riage a failure? and Do we know we exist? The most distinguished debaters were Messrs. Simpson and Wl1eeler. Wliile these Well, look y' here and Yes, that's so, but-U are going on, more members of the institution arrived. But these newly-arrived fellows had never had the experience of marriage, or they didn't care whether they existed or not, so long as they got the fun out of the evening's excitement. But why was the cry Oh made P when the pretty damsel Qof how many summers - - - P ? Pj betook herself with stately tread toward the Union League, and which would have resulted in one less of our number if we had allowed him to depart. 'But at last the old chestnuts- Attention I Mark time, left! were given, and we proceeded southward to see the fun. But where were the High School? Echo answers, Wl1ereP For nary a scalp could we find. And Normal School maids-the history we could unfold. But to come to our original story. We fought our way to Ninth and Chestnut. Along our way we would find obstructions, hard to overcome, but by hard squeezing and tight hugging Qand I believe this was the first time. Kavanagh ever hugged a girl in his life we proceeded thence to the Union League. Here it was that we did the Red Bandana up, that is, we tossed it up. Then some of the party proceeded to the Dime Museum. How Hughy Gates and Ol Dick did look at that girl and hats off! The rest of the crowd kept on marching about town under the directory of Lieutenant-General W. Bauroritif These fellows met the University, and after giving the yell received a return salute. This wasn't anything new, for the college fellows were yelling at every old friendly lamp-post they met. After a bit the familiar cry, Do not push Qbut push l' had no 'X' Don't take this for Billie Barrett. 44 significance on this night, for all saloons were closed, all cops dozed and all Democrats soldj, After recovering our senses we went to seek the other part of the crowd, which we soon found, giving the good, old, steady- Wiff! Whack ! Red and Black ! I yell Man-u-al! Hiss! Boom! Rah! We now marched again to Ninth and Chestnut, thence to the Public Buildings. As the small, wee hours of the morning were approaching, some of the boys, under the supervision of papa's rod, decided to engage themselves in peaceful slumber, instead of longer pressing bricks and chewing airl So we dismissed. YULE-TIDE. THE old English custom of making the Christmas-tide a season of feasting and jubilation has been taken up in the same strain in this country. - But one of the most marked attributes of American character is love of novelty and change, and the Manual Training School, thoroughly American in all its senti- ments, was no exception to the rule, when in place of the tradi- tional school exercises it substituted a little entertainment arranged by the scholars, which they held at Carpenter's Hall on Chestnut Street, Wednesday evening, December 19th, 1888. Those who attended will not accuse us of egotism if we insert a programme for the benefit of those who were unable to be present. A very pleasing display of skill in legerdemain opened the entertainment, leaving all in pleasant expectation for the next act. After a pleasant interlude of recitations and singing, highly Havored with jokes, came a little take off upon the care- less boys of our school, whose scarcity renders them particularly noticeable. We would not inflict upon the reader a list of the d77'lZ77Z!ZfZlY pevfsofzfe and the parts which.they represented. Suffice it to say that the spirit of the whole play was fun, pun and mummery. Any former ideas we may have had upon the subject of spir- itualism were quickly shattered by Mr. Dickerson's display of skill in the performance of those tricks usually ascribed to the instrumentality of spirits. ' '45 WVe think all joined in the spirit of humor which pervaded the whole performance, having their opinion of our school in no wise lowered by the little buffoonery which interrupted our usual dignified course, and thinking none the less of the boys for en- gaging in this frolic at the end of a term of hard study. An appropriate, though rather boisterous, finale took form in our School Yell, after which we separated for the holidays. ARBGR DAY, APRIL 26TH, 1889. TREE PLANTING, MAY 213, 1889. ALTHOUGH the full programme, as arranged' by Prof Sayre and other interested ones, was not carried out on Arbor Day, owing to the bad weather, we must still look upon it as being carried out, and that in a most magnificent style, for it took three days and a number of trains of cars to do it, besides the two bicycles and the fine team that one ofthe gentlemen took on the expedition, the equine portion of which seemed to take great pleasure in endeavoring to chew its owner's hat, while he fthe ownerj stood contemplating the tree-planting and thinking such touching thoughts of the present and future that we shall not attempt to express them. But this tree planting, though the most important event ofthe whole Arbor Day, because it decidedly represented the interests of the Class of'89, belongs to the last of the three days, we must mention the preceding occasions before going further with this. Our Arbor Day season opened with a very entertaining and instructive paper on Forestry by Mr. Spangler. X1Ve all felt on, quitting the school that we had received avery good lesson. He spoke of the active interests taken by the German, government in the protection of forests by establishing schools for the study of forestry by the masses. Prof Rothrock emphasized the same fact on the Tuesday following, and also that Arbor Day and the study of forestry are yet newqthings and that the people must be first educated up to them, that while the German schools are so numerous, there is, to his knowledge, but one school in the United States that teaches forestry, and that is our Manual 46 1 Training School, which he is happy to say has for several years taught that branch through his able friend and former pupil, 'Professor Hering. Professor Rothrock compared particularly the boundless forests found on our shores by the early settlers and at the beginning of our government, with the scant supply of timber found to-day, while both he and Mr. Spangler dwelt upon the close relations between the impaired working of our springs and flow of our rivers, the unnatural behavior of our climate, and the wholesale destroyal of our forests. The day for the tree planting could not have been a more fit- ting one. The boys went mostly in groups. One notable com- pany, composed mostly of members of sections Zkffee and four, arrived early enough to enjoy a game of ball at Chamounix be- fore the arrival of Professor Sayre. The scramble up the steep hill was rather difficult, though the scramble down again when the train bearing the Professor arrived was rather more so. The crowd that hnally came together must have been, in spite of the prevailing element of gayety, a most impressive one, with the form'of Professor Sayre very conspicuous, and those of the boys scattered around, and the Class President, lVlr. Swayze, whom the various pleasure seekers that were so fortunate as to pass our way must have immediately recognized as an important dignitary. ' After a while a silence came over all as the President called the meeting to order, with a roll of ARGUs as gavel and a large book as desk. The questions before the meeting were: which should be the Wee, and which the hole' Qfor there were a number of both articlesj. The tree taken was a beautiful mag- nolia, and the hole was a magnificent specimen indeed. Then was the critical moment. The roots of the tree were carefully placed into the hole Qand the tree too, of coursejg the landscape gardener ordered his man to jump into the hole and shake out the roots well, which the latter proceeded to do, while the former acquainted Professor Sayre with various botanical facts, with theloft-repeated parenthesis, Nice tree, in very audible tones. The earth was thrown in by the Class of '89, and so vigorously was it done that the landscape gE1l'dCDQ1',S man came very near being buried alive, while Mr. Rice, the smallest ' 47 member of the Class Qphysicallyj, stood upon the bank and shouted: Plant me! and then I'll grow I And Mr. Mitchell, the next smallest member Qphysically, be it notedj, vigorously replied: That's good! That's good l lt did not take long to throw in the earth, though several halts had to be made in order to -rescue hats, school-bags, grips and other articles that zzcczkiefzlfzlb got into the hole, while the land- scape gardener was persistent in having the earth distributed properly about the roots, to the apparent disgust of Mr. Scott, g7'6'CZf Scarf, who suggested that he put on the parting sand. The last shovelful was Finally thrown, the class arranged itself about the tree and sang My Country, 'tis of Thee, to the ac- companiment ofa Hute, played by Mr. Mitchell. Then Professor Sayre stepped forward and dedicated the noble tree to the Class of '89, After which President Swayze's elaborate speech of acceptance was drowned by the school cry, Whj Wlzzzck, Red and Black, I ye!! Jllzzfzzzzzl, Hzlvs Bo0m,,Rn!z! followed by the class yell, ZWMZ, Sifze, Lfzboffe, Mas Boom, Ralf!! President Sayre then attached the plate, Manual Training School, IS8Q,, ' to the tree, and the exercises were finished. ,Tl-IE CENTENNIAL OF WASI-llNGTONlS INAUGURATION. THE routine of study and work was during the month of April subject to several interruptions, attended by circum- stances of the most pleasant description. One of these was the celebration of the Centennial Anniversary of VVashington's In- auguration, than which a more interesting subject could scarcely be found. The exercises, which we held April 29th, 1889, were opened by Prof Sayre, who made a few appropriate remarks, perfectly in keeping with the spirit of the occasion, and read the orders for the observance of the day as presented by Mr. McAlister. , Prof Rothrock, of the University, thoroughly aroused our interest in his favorite topic-the economy of the botanical science-by an address appropriate to Arbor Day, the celebration of which, owing to the coincidence which brought the two days so close together on the calendar, was partly continued with the 48 celebration of the Inauguration Centennial. Dr. Thorpe, of our own Faculty, after regretting the absence of his distinguished friend, Prof McMaster, who, as he quaintly expressed it, had the misfortune of being so distinguished as to be required to assist in the celebration at New York, drew a very interesting contrast between the United States of 1789 and the United States of 1889, between VVashington's inaugural entry on the day Whose centen- nial anniversary We were celebrating, and Harrison's Widely wel- comed entrance. VVith these remarks were mingled so many important principles of the growth ofa people, that the expe- rience of a century and the history of a day were pictured in an hour to the instruction as well as the interest of the hearers. Prof. Sayre, apologizing for the absence of Col. McClure, who was to have spoken on the growth of the press during the past century, presented to us our old friend, Mr. Walters, to whose courtesy we were indebted for several previous addresses of inter- est, who appropriately closed the ceremonies by an expression of interest in our welfare almost paternal, and with the advice to love and honor the great government under which we live and in which we had such just cause to feel pride. 43 NATURAL HISTORY SOCIETY. HIS Society, which is the oldest school organization in exist- ence, is the leading association of the school. It was organized October 21st, 1886, at the suggestion of two members of '89 QMessrs. Curtis and Dickersonj, who recognized the need of such a Society. Lieutenant Crawford, then Presi- dent of the school, gave the nucleus of what is now quite a collection of specimens of mineralogy, geology, ornithology, zoology, botany, conchology and entomology. The Society is well housed, and its room is fitted up with cabinets, book- cases, reading tables and chairs, which makes it quite a pleasant place to spend time after hours. The library consists of about zoo bound volumes, besides a large number of pamph- lets, periodicals and reports. The Outing Club, which consists of the pedestrians and out-door students of the Society, has searched the hills and vales, by-paths and streams in and around Philadelphia for a radius of a number of miles. It has not only added to the cabinets local specimens, but has been the means of adding a store of knowledge and health to members, while some have become expert tramps. I-Ietzel, of'88, as a member of the club, made himself famous by his maps, sketches and accounts ofthe trips of the club which he had written. Koch, who has quite a reputation as an ornithologist and oologist, and as Curator of the Society, has about doubled the value of the specimens by his manner of arranging and cata- loguing the same. Simpson, as Librarian, and also as the lead- ing entomologist, is one of the shining lights of the Society. In mentioning the celebrities we must not forget Curtis, who was President for seven consecutive terms, Kavanagh, whose repu- tation as a secretary is-known, Chattin, the oologist, Tooth- , so aker and Schuenemann, the mineralogistsg Hays, the ornitholo- gist, who explored the lowland creeks and marshes of the Dela- ware in search of specimens, and Curtis, the younger, and Hetzel, Whose reputations as botanists need not be mentioned. An event, which will not soon be forgotten by the members of the N. H. S. and their Iiiends, was the reception given Febru- ary of 1888. The programme was varied, consisting of selec- tions by the M. T. S. orchestra, an address by the Rev. Charles G. Ames, the'Unitarian ministerg promenading, refreshments and dancing until the wee small hours. It is hoped that '90, ,QI and the coming classes will uphold the Society and its objects with the same zeal and energy which have characterized the efforts of '89, S! TI-IE OUTING CLUB. OON after the organization of the Natural History Society it Was decided that an Quting Club be started in connection with it. The object of this club was to combine the study of Natural History with pleasure. For this purpose a number of trips have bee-n taken about the environs of the city. Thus we study nature in the best Way. These trips have been a source of pleasure to all who have .taken part in them. The specimens collected have been very valuable, inasmuch as they have interested the collectors to such an extent that they will go to reference books to learn more about them. This is the way We become acquainted with all our cornmon minerals, trees, flowers, insects and birds, and at the same time gain a fair knowledge of the vicinity of Philadelphia. The specimens are the property of the collector, but it is cus- tomary for the members not only to collect for themselves, but also for the museum, that the Society may profit by the trips too. Most of us have particular branches in which We are interested. For instance, the club's musician-lVlr. Koch-is deeply inter- ested in Ornithology and Oology. He is always looking out for his friends, the birds and their eggs. Some others are more inter- ested in Entomology or Botany. Thus all branches are repre- resented, and the members pleased to study their favorite topics. A report of each trip is made, in which everything of interest concerning the journey is recorded, and a full description' of all specimens collected. This report is read before the Society at its regular meetings, so that one, although not a member of the club, may derive much beneht from the reports ofthe expedi- tions. Little or no expense is incurred, as We generally walk the whole trip throughout. In the tenitrips We have walked one 52 hundred and sixty-nine miles, and the expense of these ten trips has only amounted to one dollar and sixty-eight cents for each member. The trips at Hrst were somewhat short, as they were taken in the afternoon. But lately we have taken them on Saturdays, and average a walking distance of twenty miles. One or two of them have been over thirty. The club, as stated before, was to study nature in such a way as would be most pleasurable and beneficial-to combine recrea- tion and interest in that subject which is so often considered dry by those who study it from books. That the club has been suc- cessful in its aim can be readily proved by reading the reports, and by the reluctance with -which '89's members give it up to the succeeding classes. The best wishes we can give to it are that its history may repeat itself 53 THE CHESS AND CHECKER CLUB. ONE GF Tl-IE CLUBlS MEETINGS. HE meetings of this highly intellectual and interesting club are held in the N. H. S. room, and Mr. Chiles, the great objector, wields the gavel and answers to the call of Mr. President I A Few business meetings are held, but occasionally when one is called the difficulties of the President are appalling. At the tap of the dismissal school gong a grand rush is made for boards and men. After numerous contests for favorite pieces and tables, play begins, interrupted by characteristic cries and exclamations, among which are heard such familiar chestnuts as, I'll play you chess with my king off What did you upset the board for? And one of Bartine's: W'ell, I'm going to win this time for sure Qbut he never doesj. Finally the President attempts to call the meeting to order for the transaction of necessary business. This, of course, does not interfere with the various games in progress. The Secretary usually forgets to bring the minutes of the previous meeting, which forethought, on his part, prevents the necessity of break- ing off his particular game to annoy other players by reading uninteresting memoranda to them. Meanwhile Chattin, who has no one to play with, makes him- self pleasing and agreeable by disturbing all the other games in progress, finally he overtips the board used by Cornell and Singer. The game is nearing a crisis-it culminates in Cornell making a mop of Chattin. This hurts Chattin's feelings and he retires. President Chiles calls frantically for order, and appoints Mr. Bartine sergeant-at-arms. This does not help matters imme- diately, but the disturbance finally subsides, as the players gather 54 their chessmen from odd corners of the room, whither they had retired during the outbreak. The subject of a tournament is brought up next, but all wish to wait a little, until they can learn to beat Cornell, who is acknowledged the best player. A motion for an assessment is strongly objected to on all sides, and is voted down by a heavy majority. Chattin wishes to return, and makes this known by tapping on the door with his foot. Sergeantaat-arms Bartine attends to him, after which is silence-for about two minutes-when Simp- son exclaims, Dog-gone if I saw that mate. This is followed by remarks of like import from other players, and then, Well, set them up again, I'll get satisfaction this time. Thus matters continue until four o'clock, when the gong warns all persons to leave the' building. The motion to adjourn is carried, and the players gather up their pieces reluctantly, and part forthe day with promises to have their revenge A to-morrow. Q I sPoRTs. E have taken a moderate interest in athletic exercises, not so MV much, however, as if the school had awakened to the neces- sity ofholding annual sports-earlier in our existence. As it is, most of the Class have bent their minds to other employ- nients, less healthful perhaps, but certainly more instructive. In the spring of 1888 this movement was agitated by some of the students and resulted in forming an Athletic Association, which held sports in june of that year. Under the august auspices of the Athletic Association have been held two meetings, the Spring and the Fall meetings of 1888, and at the time at which we write the entries are open for the Spring Sports of 1889. As I said before, We have but few members of the Class who take an active interest in athletics. We have, however, one in whom we all take pride, to see him sport will kindle admiration in any breast save that ofa B or C class child, who cannot rise to the sublime heights which our pride and hope, Koch, reaches ton a jumpj. i All the time that he can spare from ornithological studies and stamp collecting he devotes to athletics. He is rewarded with muscles of an enormous size, and has acquired that grace which characterizes all his movements. We can readily see from his short and rounded proportions the appropriateness of the remark Koch, ' thou egg,' etc. Fred's greatest feature is jumping, he can jump on anything. This is also characteristic of some of our professors, however, let that pass. On one evil day Freddie was drawn into a walking race. In all his checkered career he had never descended to this. How are the mighty fallen ! He started at the pistol shot with the rest, and-but let us draw the curtain over the harrowing scene, 56 and pass on to our bright and shining star, our swift young farmer of Ridley Park. This was the noblest Roman of them all. From the numerous medals displayed upon his manly breast we can infer what a great athlete Hayes is. His unpar- alleled success can only be attributed to the strict training Qon bunsj which he undergoes. We all have our peculiarities and that of Gene is that he is always out of training Qaccording to his own statementj at the time of the contest Qwho is not Pj. Some of us never forgave Gene for winning the running high jump at the Fall Sports, and we only spared him on account of his extreme youth and his promising future. Although there are many cliques inthe school where students are very intimate, We were all surprised to see Gates and Dicker- son on such close terms in the Midwinter Sports, when they met on the red stage-curtain in their celebrated wrestling match. It was quite touching to observe how very affectionate they were, each insisting on the other having the place of honor-the floor. Even Bird Moyer overcame his natural reserve enough to stand forth before the public gaze on this occasiong we trust that there is a promising future yet before him. Our friend jules also made an effort to achieve honors, which, although he did not succeed, was very noteworthy in so small a boy. And now I think that is all. Oh, no I there is Dick Scott yet. I almost forgot him. However, there is not much to be said about the athletic abilities of this gentle creature. He may im- prove with time. The only claims that Dick has to the name of athlete are sundry records at jumping, and he once accident- ally won the shot-put through no fault of his. Before the Fall Sports some evil-minded person set adoat rumors which caused this innocent and inoffensive young person to receive the appellation The Dark Horsef' but this proved to be a false creation, proceeding from a heat-oppressed brain. In his official capacities Dick is prepared to act as mascot for any club or team at reasonable prices. And now, having slandered all of these good people, Twill go and borrow a gun and a bull-dog and prepare for emergencies. 1 57 J CLEE CLUB. URING the month of November somebody said, Let's get up a Glee Club, which was a starter, but the final did not end in a Glee Club, but A Melodious Banjo Chorusf' The Chorus immediately elected a President, Vice-President, Secretary and Treasurer, and the following members were elected to nll the positions: W. Bartine, President and Leader, VV. E. Barrett, Vice-President, H. M. Gates, Secretary and Treasurer. As a trophy an assessment of five cents from each fellow was ordered for new music, but we still clung to our old books, the College Songs. Our meeting-place was the Faculty room. Say, but it was won- derful how the boys would stop singing when a professor would come in. Our crack tenors-how harmonizing when they would strike the high notes. Oh, if Billy could only get Zlmfe, and Dan tone down a little. - Owing to all the A boys being large, their voices were large also, so we had to look further down for small voices, and VVayne, Fugate and Leidy were the selected ones. , But those beautiful bass Qbasso discustoj, one in particular, Papa's Willie, was so bass that it was not bass at all, and when spoken ,to, the same old chestnut: My voice is nothing yet. Never mind, his girl evidently liked it, for after he left her, in the entertainment to go on the stage, she said, Wl1y did you not stay up there longer. But you see Buck had introduced her to a pretty fellow, so that accounts for it. 58 Following are the members : ' Surnames. Barrett-Whiskers and Chappie. Irwin-Prohibition. Moyer-Our coming voice Athlete. Daniels-Our cracked tenor. Montague-We do do not know what to call it. Barrel tone and bass. Kavanagh-Chappie with the deep Bass voice. Lawrence or Papa's Willie. Hults-My Professor Won't let me fsingj. Middleton-I would like to, but can't. Halstead-I don't know it. ' And among the sopranos Wayne was chappie. And inally and not lastly Pat, or the purser's manipulatorg but as the attrac- tion wore ofQ so did the Glee Club, and as a house made by M. T. S. students it Went up. S9 FIRST ANNUAL FALL SPORTS, 1888. University of Pennsylvania Grounds, October 17th, 1888. IO0jlfl7'Ll'J dash KSEIZZ-UYU Frank H. Middleton, '90 . . .......... . . . Oscar Mowry, '90 . . . Frank H. Middleton, '90 . Eugene D. Hays, '89 . . Frank A. Collins, ,QI . D. 'Walter Harper, '90 Warren KI. Smith, '90 . . NVarren M. Smith, 'go . . Eugene D. Hays, '89 . . Williaxn A. Scott, '89 . Frank H. Middleton, '90 . . Frank H. Middleton, ,QC . . I0Ojll77'lZ7.S' dark Q-fzm1'orj. 220-yards dark. 440-yards dash. Halj' mile walk. One mile run. ..S7zzna'z'7zg broadjzwgp. Rumzing !?7'0IZll,j'lUlw. Rzmnivzg high jmlqb. .Failing Ike shot. Hlcrdle rare. Bas! zz!!-vfozmrz' Mk lele. Gd I Ii, seconds. . . . I2 seconds. . . 26.2 seconds. . . I minute 2.2, seconds. 4 minutes 105 seconds 5 minutes 30 seconds . . . 8feet 'jg inches. . . . I6 feet 713Til1Cl1CS. 4 feet 65 inches. 23 feet 6g inches. zzi seconds. won 3 events. MIDWINTER SPORTS, 1889. Manual Training School, March Ist, 1889. 20-yardr zfzzrh SE7Zl'07'J. Edwin S. Young, '90 ......... ..... zojfzzrdr dash Q-huzforj. William K. Greer, ,QO ...... . ..... . Olze-yzmrfer mile 'wzzlfh D. NValter Harper, '9o,f8 seconds handicapj. . . . Hay' mile rzuz. Ralph GHtll,19O C20 yards handicapj. ........ . V Slczlzdirzg hzgfl jumjv. Frederick W. Koch, '89 ............... Rzmning llzlgll jmzqi. Frank H. Middleton, ,QO Q2 inches handicapj . . . .P14ti1'1zg Me Mal. Frederick W. Koch,,'89 C2 inches handicapj . . . PVrf,:!!1'1zg. T. H. Moore, ,QO, vs. I. Kunlcle, '90 . . . . O. Dickerson, '89, vs. H. M. Gates, '89 .... . A Ying W' war. C-rigg's vs. Fugate's team ............ St. Timothy QWissahickonj vs. Keystone QM. T. S.j Calvary Guild OV. Phila,j vs. Invincibles QM. T. S.j St. Timothy vs. Invincibles ........... Fffzrifzg 7lIlZffh. Louis K. Sayre, '38, vs. james Newlin, 790. Bert all-1 oznzr! zzlhfefe. Frederick WN. Koch, '89 . . ....... . . 61 25 seconds. 3 seconds. 2 minutes 382- seconds 2 minutes 49g seconds 4 feet 3 inches. 4 feet Ili inches. 25 feet 7 inches. Draw. Each one a fall. ' Fugate's 22 inches. St. Timothy 7 inches. Invincibles 52 inches, St. Timothy 8 inches. XVon 2 events. SECOND ANNUAL SPRING SPORTS, 1889. University of Pennsylvania Grounds, June 4th, 1389. Frank H. Middleton, '90 Charles A. Wolf, 'QQ . Frank Middleton, '90 Frank H. Middleton, '90 Oscar Mowrey, '90 . . Frank A. Collins, '91 . Frederick VV. Koch, '89 . . William A. Scott,.'89 . . Frederick W. Koch, '89 Frederick W. Koch, '89 . . Frederick W. Koch, '89 , . 'William A. Scott, '89 . Frederick W. Koch, '89, 1 IOOjjfCl7'lZ'S dash QSe7zi0rj I0OjlI77'fl.Y dash fyhmior 220jf!Z7'tZ'S dash. 440-yards das-A fSenz'oz'j 44ogfzz:'a s dash fjeniorj. f12qQ f1zz'Ze walk. i One mile rwz. . .Sfez'n1z'z'7z,if hz'ziaei?jhe1e575.' ' Igllglflialggf jitllwl .kZ!7Z7Zi7!,-Q' bzifhijiefzgp. I . ' d ul'z'z'izg' idelskhf.. i One while Jlitgffgf 1.......... Besz' all-razevzzz' aeblefe. 62 I Ig seconds. I2i seconds. 285 seconds. I minute 45 Seconds I minute 85 seconds 4 minutes 263 seconds 5 minutes 385- seconds 9 feet IO inches. I7 feet 93 inches. 5 feet Ia-lHiZl16S. 25 feet. 3 minutes 34 seconds. Won 4 events. SCHOOL RECORDS. 100-yard: dash CSC'lZZ'07'J Frank H. Middleton, ,QC . . . . . . . II seconds . Harry H. Hunsberger, Oscar Mowrey, ,QO 100-yrmfr das-A fjwzz'o1'j. 1881? , . , . I2 seconds . . 220-jfIZ7'4Z,.S' dark. Frank H. Middleton, ,QC ..... 265 seconds . . Edwin D. Graves, '88 . . . Oscar Mowrey, 790 . . Frank A.-Collins, ,QI . D. X'Valter Harper, '90 Edwin D. Graves, '88 William A Scott, '89 Edwin D. Graves, '88 Frederick NN. Koch, '89 George Venier, '88 . 440-yrzffnlv dash fSe1zz'orj . . . .58 seconds . 440-yards dark c.hH1i07'J . I minute 85 seconds . miie iuzzlk. . 4 minutes IO? seconds Om' mile run. . 5 minutes 30 seconds Sfzzmiifzg broad jzmgp. . .gfeetloinches . . .RZL727ZZ'7Zg broadjzmyi. . . 18 feet 25 inches , RZl7Z727'7lg hzlgfi jimgb. . . 5feet I5l11Cl1CS . Pzziffng Me sfiof. . . 26 feet 8 inches . . Lfirrrife race. Frank H. Middleton, 790 . .... 21 seconds . . Om' mile biqycle rare. William A. Scott, '89 . . . 3 minutes 34 seconds. Edwin D. Graves, '88 Frank I-I. Middleton, 'go Bratz' zz!!-rozmd alblfler. 63 Spring Sports I 888. Spring Sports 1888 cs 1: Fall Sports 1888. Spring Sports 1888. Spring Sports 1889. Fall Sports 1888. Fall Sports 1888. Spring Sports 1888 u cc Spring Sports 1888. Spring Sports 1889. Spring Sports 1888. V Spring Sports 1888. Spring Sports 1889, Each 3 school records OUR SISTER INSTITUTIONS. UR Principal had occasion to make a remark about Our Sister Institution, meaning the High School, but we beg leave to construe it differently, and it suits us to refer to one of the most attractive places in the city. lt is located on the corner of Seventeenth and Spring Garden Streets. Every morning can be seen birdies dressed in every color of the rainbow flocking to this center of gravity. There is no use in telling which are their principal thoroughfares, for they are known only too well by certain of Our People. But to return to the institution. The architecture, according to some of our students, is magnificent, and whenever a treatise on this subject is required the Normal School furnishes the desired information. The Romanesque char- acter of the windows has been commented upon, while ob- jects in the background of these windows, fanning their faces with their handkerchiefs, have received decidedly more attention. Those spheres in front of the building, directly at the foot of the steps, have served as subjects for Prof Rondinella several times. Our friends in that school have signified their intention to be sisters to us by writing to our paper, The Eternal ARGUs, but we have received no offers yet to mend clothing or sew on numerous buttons, which have been put in a state of disconnec- tion by our efforts to survey those vacant lots in the suburbs. Neither have we had any outcomes of the cooking, departmentg this we attribute to their desire to be merciful, which is another proof of their sisterly feeling. But never mind, girls 3 when we act on the suggestion of Coun- cilman Smith which he gave to you and Us at the commence- ment of '88, we will have our turn at the stove, while you are looking for the latest and correct in everything. Our cooking 64 at present is very elementary indeed, and in thechemical labora- tory we are learning to cook test tubes without cooking the bot- tom awayg this seems to be quite difficult with a few of us- lVlcClellan, Mastbaum and Farrady. VVe hear that you are quite taken up with the art of spilling acid on your gowns, and like to remove the stopper from the bottle offNl-l,,l2S, alias Ammonium Sulphidef' 'This information comes directly from one of our sisters. I Those young ladies who come down Seventeenth Street in the P.lVI. and pass our noble structure Qto bel will please excuse the number of boys leaning against the fence, with their faces caught in the rails, as we have been in school since 9 o'clock, and you lucky mortals who depart from your institution fwith regret QPU do not know what it is to stay in half an hour longer. About 2 o'clock we need fresh air, and some of us feel the need so much that we have torhave some support, and this the fence fur- nishes, we always lean on the fence toward Seventeenth Street- this we 'will not try to explain, but will leave it to be formed into a theory by Herbert Spencer. The work at the lathes is demoralized as the whisper is heard, There goes the fairy in black. Our instructor in mechanical destruction wishes we had shutters on the windows, but we don't! as we always want to see Whether it is likely to rain or not. The professors notice an unusual number of headaches at that particular moment. Its intiuence on the looks of Our people, who seek young ladies' elevating society, is something extraordinary, and is not to be wondered at. -Scott 'appears with a brand new face and a cravat to match the sky of each particular day, while his gloves match his would-be mustache. Greenewald thinks he has quite a hold on the gentler sex, Red-rose Billie has had to charter a florist establishment to keep him in the everlasting carnations, which were thought for a long time to be imitation. Those who do the escorting act on the back of 'a car are Mandel, alias Davy, and Shorty Rice, while Hults, Mclntire and Kavanagh and an innumerable multitude of others carry off the honors on their soles. Swayze takes with the young ladies on account of his manly looking.vvhiskers, which he forgets to eradicate, only we advise 65 him, in a fit of envy, to sweep them into perdition and raise some on his eyebrows. Our Sisters turned out in full force on the day ofthe Sports, and many a,weary contestant, like Koch, has been urged on in the race for medals by an Ah there ! from the grand stand. They know how to hurrah, too, when we engage in an amiable hat mash with the boys of the High School. Of course, the hurrah means Us, but to see them laugh when Jennings picked up the remains of his hat Qwhich was about the size of a ten cent piecej would send a chill of delight down the inside of your epidermis. At our first commencement they were out for sure and added quite muchly to the occasion, though we are soriy to say instead of listening to that 1 hour and 20 minutes talk on Storage Bat- teries, they were more attracted to a certain box in which sat Hults, Chiles, Curtis, Ruoff and Lawrence. This might be a con- ceit, but from the direction in which the opera glasses pointed, we beg leave to judge as we do. Some of our honorable ushers seemed to be more taken with the first balcony for some reason or other, but though we say nothing, perhaps we think a great deal. Now, girls, we are going over our grievances 5 in the first place, you take up all the room in theqcars on rainy mornings, except that on the roof, and many an honorable student has taken a dose of H20 externally, which drops down his neck, while he takes a h'ont seat on the back platform. The first morning you come to school after vacation the sidewalks are blocked, and it would take a squad of Fitler's men to clear away, consequently our people either walk in the street or else take a short cut a longer way. These, of course, are very trifling and we should not think of them, but only the advantages of Q . There stands on Seventeenth Street A building so sublime, That all the girls must reach there, just as the clock strikes nine 66 THE PHOTOGRAPHERS OF '89 HE members of this Class, who have had the name of Photo- grapher thrust upon them, probably because they own a camera, are certainly deserving of consolation. For they have the hardest time of anybody in the Class. Wheeler' is the possessor of an instrument commonly called a camera, and is therefore entitled to the name of amateur photographer, although as far as we know his shingle is not out as yet. He is very proud of his instrument. Unfortunately for him, he knows he is good-looking and he cannot withstand the tempta- tations of the looking-glass. His camera caught him one day while in his customary position before the glass. The picture may be seen by presenting a written application to that young man on Tuesdays after four o'clock. Trimble also takes photos, or tries to, at least, but when a per- son is born light-headed Qhe's red-headedj, what can you expect? It has been his experience that people unaccustomed to such things, especially hired girls, won't let things alone. They get your glassware and drop it on the Hoor, they get a hold of any small article, and the next time you see it is in the ash-barrel, many a work of art has found such an untimely fate. ' VVaechter, with his smiling countenance, is also a member of the rising generation of photographers. The Way Prof. R-'s blue-print paper has disappeared is simply astounding. But Waecl1 produces works of high art only, and is therefore par- donable. The next two members of the honored fold are Rice and Mitchell, these two make a team, and should therefore be men- tioned together. , A': last we have Rob and Arthur Green fone is Green and the other is Greenej. There is an old standing joke among the class, which is this :V There is nothing green about those fellows ex- cept their namesf' 1 67 GRINLETS. 'WHERE TO FIND IT. IF e'er you need the ta-le complete Of any famous Work of art, I Professor Aldrich knows the journal, The knowledge always will impart.- You'll End it there as as sure as fate, In the Buz'!ei.eff and D6C07'df0V, December, '88. Jlklviress. lVIercies alive, what a kitchen! every pot! pan and dish is dirty, the table looks like a junk-shop, and-why it will take you a week to get things in order l What have you been doing P 'J Serwzfzt. Sure, mum, the young leddies has just been down here showing me how they roast a potato at the cooking- schoolf' . 1 o IWW lfVhz'z'fz,te7f. If you drop a perpendicular- jlf!Z'Sfl5lZZl77Z. What velocity does ,it attain P If you have I2 minutes in which to make 20 double entries, how many minutes will Doctor use in lecturing on conduct? PERSPECTIVE. 'Twas the hour before midday repastg ' With Aldrich was the A class, massedg Perspective was the theme. He spoke about the picture plane, The horizon did full explain, And, too, why parallels convene. I-Ie taught us ofthe vision point, Also did treat ofthe distance pointj And station ofthe eye. i 1 68 He showed us how the cube to use, To produce nine distinctive views ! -We know exactly why ! - Methinks you all quite fain would know To whom the principle we owe Of perspective, our theme. To our professor, you propose? Oh, no ! 'tis not as ye suppose- VVE OVVE IT TO THE SCREEN ! Yozzfzg Alan Qvisitor to the schoolj to pupil at the engine. I know that when the steam gets into the piston it makes the cyl- inders revolve, pushing the exhaust back and forth, but I don't see why those round- Pzyil Qasidej taking the visitor away. He's from the High Schoolg I had better not tell him too much at once or he'll get frightened. ' If lVI-st-a-m is standing by, and you are sent to the black- boardg how many pounds of chalk, number of board-rubbers and straight-edges will you carry away in your pockets P Dacia? fatter making a mistakej. Well, I'm only a man. lf anybody heard me say anything different let him raise his handf, I Rice's hand. Docfwf Qaside to Ricej. ' Pm' dawn your hand, boy. Pzfqf Alczhfzkh fcalrnlyj. lVIr. Shaw. fslightly agitatedj. Dear Mr. Shaw. fgreatly My dear lVIr. Shaw. Jennings silence is golden, R, IVIcIntyre's laugh is silvern, Postelthwaite's nerve is brazen and Chiles' laugh Qironj-ical. Those boys who are singing will please leave the room. Ql70z'cesQ. Boys, don't all leave at once. I-I-2-S-Oe4. Sis-boom-rah! I ! -, There was an exciting wrestling match in the laboratory the other day, and K. Cl was thrown down Qas a precipitatej. . 69 TRAGEDY. MEETINGS OF Tl-IE IVIAGI. CMACBETI-Ll ACT I. SCENE I.-Sckaoi Yami fZ7Zf6'7'-f'Z!6' Magi. Is! Magi. How goes the money P 2a' .Magi Pretty good. 303 Jlffagi. The money is far spent, and the wee, small hours of the morning- aifk Magi. Are creeping on the zephyrs- jik Jlfagi. Of the afternoon. Ali. Fair is foul and foul is fair, That's the reason all us five Get a low mark, and In trigonometry never thrive. ISL' Magi. Where meet we? ea' Magi. I' the school restaurant. nga' Magi. Who'll set up the crowd? .alfi Magi. We'll match nickels on't. 5th Magi. I'm agreed. SCENE II.-Resiazafaiir. .Efifer fha Ilfagi. IS! Magi. A glass of milk and two buns. 203 Magi. Mince pie. ga' Magi. A roast dinner and a lemon. aih jliagi. Seven pretzels. 5!h Jiffagi. Forty cents change 5 I gave you All Munch, munch, away goes the dinner. We shall not sleep to-night, On account of the horrid fight Between our dinner. 7 a dime Isa' Magi. Where and when meet we P All In the Principal's office at 2.30, to pay our respects and meet our doom. fExe2mz'.j ACT 11. SCENE I.-Office in the cofflzeff. Ezzfezf Magi aaa' .P1fz'acQ6aL VVhat's the trouble? ISL' Magi. My tongular appendage wrigglecl. 2d Magi. Tried to set a man on fire. jd jlfagi. Singing K' W'hite Wings. aih Magi. Playing ventriloquist. 5172 M'agz'. Monkeying. Priizczf al Pfliiidgfdl flanks zqb the Wconij. Don't do so any more, for serious circumstances may be anticipated. All. If we don't forget. SCENE II.-Geffmaa class. Eafer Zllagi, Professor and Papib. ISK Magi. Time's up ! za' Magi. There goes 4' die Glockef' ja' Jllagi. It's two minutes of three. afh Magi. Let her go. There's the ding. jfh Magi. Don't you hear it? Prqfessolf Karl I stops. All. He stops. Ist Magi. Why look you so solemncholy? za' Magi. Why the countenance? Pri Karl Don't I haf reasons? I Do you not with your meows Make the hour hideous. Don't Fd I complains of you. All. Let her go. QE:rezmZ.j SCENE III.-Class meeting. Eizfer Prqf Sayre, Mag Twice the brinded cat hath mewed. Twice the wind whistled artificially. Pri Sayre. . Tirne's up, ti1ne's up, was heard, Order must be better, Morality must take precedence, And the charm is good. ' 71 i aaa' P21 jazls. ISK ilfngi. 20? llhgf. f5'fsz'zz'e2zl fs! iliagi. 2617 Hlczgi. 355 .Mzgi 4111 Jmzgi. 5271 lllngi. Bzzzffinze. 151' JU:zgz'. Bm'z'Z7ee. Zlf JI47zzgz'. BCZ7'fZ.7Z.'?. jd Jlffdgll, Bnlffilze. garb fling. 5z'!z fllczgi. Chiles. Jsz' lldfazgi. All Cizfffzlf. IS! llifagi. Zlf Jlizzgi. 3617 Jlfczgi. 436 .Magi jffz Jllfzzgil yllczslbfzu 172, All. Ist Jllfzgi. 2d Jlfczgi. 'gd Magi. gzfh Hlczgi. jfk Jllagi. It is well. We'll do it. Qffxzl ry'H'zy'f ,ql7J'7'l'.D SCENE IV.-S07lZL?. zyf Chzss. Meeting to order. Hurrah l. Stop the noise. Tl1Cl'6,S a class in the next room. Cheese it. Here comes the boss- I would like to- Sit down. I would like- Shut up. I would- Throw him out. I rise to- Run the Class. A So say we all of us. I object. Me too. And we. I would like to amend the objection. I would like to amend that. Question l ' Put to vote! l-lurralil Carried I I move we adjourn. Seconded! Carried! Where meet we ? Third floor. South side. C In the Labrador Qlaboratoryj. To disturb the undertaker, McGinnis, by the odor All. In a cauldron boil and bake The Magnesia and Sulphate, 72 'While the students shout and sneeze, While Du Bree takes his ease. QExez4m'.j ACT III. SCENE I.-Clzemzkrz! Lczborfrziary. Efzrezf Magz' and Pzyils. QC1':zck.j ISL' .Magi There goes the first test-tube. QSZSZ! 1 Splish lj 2423 Magi. The acid has broken my face. jd Jllzzgi. Ouch ! My hands! 4171 Illfzgi. My solution has worked its way through the bottom ofthe beaker. jrk Magi. What will mamma say? All. What a terribly dangerous school. s C.E7Zf67' PWM H67ZdH7'S0iZ.D Pffqf Heizdeyson. I commend your f6ZZ'7Z.S', So cleanse your stains. Round about the Water go, So that mamma will never know. Is! Magz'. Where go we next? 242' Ilfrzgi. To the Seventeenth Street lathes. jd .fWrzgz'. Good!! The light is best. gzfk Jlfczgi. You know the' rest. 5th Zllazgi. Well, rather. All. Well, I guess. QExeu1z!.j SCENE II.-Two dclock. .Magi worfleifzg cz! Zczztlzes. Is! Jlfzzgi. - Behold, upon the pavement. 2d Zlfrzgi. They come. yi fllczgi. The myriads are creeping down the street. 4272 Jllngi. Behold and wonder, but don't smile. .gtk Ilfagzi I would not smile for money. All. They are past. To work. ' Gather 'round the glue pot, Putin the H2 O. Hoof ofa horse, ' Fat of a cow, Hide of a snake. , 73 QE7zz'e1f Mr. Odemztij I-WV. Odenrzff. I know your thoughts. All You do. QBe!Z1'i1zgs.j Now around the washstand band, Clean the varnish off' your hand, Spil the water, wet your shoes, We meet to-night to hear the news. QE,1fezmzf.j SCENE III.-Comer. Efzfez' Zlhgi. Is! .M'czgz'. What's the racket? 2d Magz'. I know not. M 3d Mlzgi. VVho beat the games to-day? 4fh Jlfrzgi, O horror! horror! horror! Both the home-clubs are beaten. jih Jllagi. My money, which was up ! Sorrow on sorrow. O Fate, thou art cruel. All. Such is life. Ist .7Wczgz'. We meet to-night in our dream. .ed Jllzzgi. On the bank of the stream. jd fllczgi. Where the owls SC1'S31T1. 41h Jlfazgi. Where the ice-cream. A jlh Jlifagi. Where the moonlit beam. All Well, ta, ta, So long. By-bye. Remember me, to your sister. It's your turn to bring to-morrow's problem. fExezuzz'.j OPEN LETTERS. EGYPT, Mar. 41st, 1897. E DEAH BILLIE POSTLE:-Aw, why, how dog but I must wait until to-morrow before I begin, as I am deucedly sleepy, so by-bye. FXVED. To-MORROW. We have not seen each other foh neawly a yeah, donchy know ! This is the most beastly wekhed place Ihave had the howid pleasure to be in since I left the M. T. S. The ownly good thing heah are the cigarettes and the donkeys, In this howid land the women wide on both sides of the mule, which looks beastly comical, by Gawge! They don't even have any Chistnut St., the vulgar cweatures ! Ihad the deucedly funniest experience the owther night, I dweamt a fellah named Bart fwell on me, and I woke up and found the roof had tumbled down, pon honah! I had a terrible hawd iight the other day, 'donchy know! They have big bugs they cawl locustsg well I gwabbed one of them fellahs by the collaw and tumped his twoat till he gwew black in the face. Aw !, say, good-byel I am utterly exhawsted Writing such a long lettah. Doctah would throw his chewing gum at me if he, ah, knew it. I take my fowth nap n-ow, so I 'must stop. FWEDDY. LONELYVILLE, U. S. MR. JULES MASTBAUM :-Since I left that jolly old place corner 17th and Wood, fortune has tugged away at me, till my clothes are about all tugged away. I went to the west fof Philaj till I came to a farm houseg the inmates were wig! demonstrative in their welcome, especially the dog, who took another tug. When ' 75 I asked for a place to rest my big head, their faces fell 200 below zero, and they said I would have to go halves with the brute. This was not quite my idea of dreamland, so the soft side of a Hour barrel was utilized. The only trouble was its tendency to roll. You may judge from this that I did not go hungry, because you see I had fresh rolls all night, and was so full the next morning that I froze onto the clothes-line to compress my stomach in order not to feel so empty. The farmer gave me a light job in pulling a 'plow for him, as the horse was sick 5. after falling down twice and up once he became disgusted and-made me sleep on the chicken coop that night. After living on shadow soup for two days I took French leave, with a ham and a chicken in my vest pocket. Tell all the people never to run away because they have not the earth, because you hardly get a shovelful if you follow my example DAVY. JIMSONWEEDTOWN, U. S. A. 7I0fIlfZl7fE lawyers af the M YI S. 4 ' BOYS :-I went to a lawyer's office for a position and asked for 2525 a week for a starter, but the lawyer, wishing to follow the Constitution, thought we had better compromise, so we did, simply added another cipher and an insignificant little dot, making it S2.5G. My duties were comparatively light,-come at 5 o'clock in the morning and sweep up, hang out the sign, clean the windows get my breakfast in four minutes so as to be back in time to lock the door on any customer who should so far forget himself as to come in our place. Then I had to write belt ICLUQCI1 Brief and duties were over at 8 P.M., but some nights I had to sit up and watch the rats and see that they did not steal the paper-weight, and got as much as two hourssleep several nights. At the end of the' week he docked me 75c. for being, late seven seconds three times, but when he threw me a half dollar and said, That's all I have this week, my patience gave way and some- thing brokeg but it was only a burst of indignation. But I told 76 him just what I thought of such a miserly man, only it was to myself The next morning he wanted to borrow a quarter, but as I had bought a suit of clothes, paid my board hill and gave the rest to the poor out of the 5Oc., he whistled. The next day he discharged me for being altogether too bright, as I locked in the janitor for a customer. Boys, don't be lawyers, as the Hnancial returns are altogether too fat. A FELLOXV WHO Knows. AN ESSAY ON ELECTRICITY. ' ELECTRICAL FACTS. HE object of the course in electricity at the Manual Training School is to familiarize the pupil with the use of the com- moner electrical apparatus. That my keen perception and ability to understand everything have enabled me to successfully manipulate all the instruments you will not doubt after reading this article. VVithout further preface I will at once proceed to give you the benefit of my Manual Training School experience. Qf course, electricity must be measured and weighed, just as you are weighed when you order a ton of coal and measured when you buy a pound of sugar. If you send an electric cur- rent of say, two ohms capacity through a wire, that wire con- tains what is known as a current of electricity. When an elec- tric current passes through a battery it can be detected by looking at it through what is called a Rheostat in electrical rectangles QI can't say electrical circles, because the most important of electrical instruments-the Grainstone Bridge-is rectangularj. The candle power of an ammeter can be found by multiplying the length of wire by the logarithm of a con- stant-o.OOO3281 5 the' result is always in volts, and is generally found to be 7.6. In this operation is used what is called a Potentiometer. - It is impossible to exercise too much caution in the handling of apparatus, and I would here advise all those who 'intend making electricity their future study to accustom themselves to putting everything in its place. Have separate nails on which to hang volts, amperes and ohms, as a mixture of them often causes trouble. Once the fall of potential on the Hoor of the testing room was so great as to cause Professor Thorpe to send up a request to leave off hammering. 78 You will Find by experience that Lockstone is Wrong in claim- ing that the tangent galvanometer will run the telephone. Even in silver-plating it is of no avail. The galvanometer on the Wall would often make the remark, in a sepulchral voice, More currantsf' Raisins were as near the desired article as anything we could find, so We stuffed several of them into the hole. The telegraph is an instrument for measuring the depth of plating on any article. f Inshoelators are for the measurement of current strength. The word indicates its origin, the second syllable is shoe, which articles are excellent inshoelators. It is important that electricians should remember that it is not the current strength which is most important, but the motive back of it -the electromotive force. A copper voltameter is an instrument used by policemen Q cops j when desiring to converse with others some distance off 'lt is based on the principle of the fulcrum and lever Qnow don't say you'1l leave her bel. And now, my last, but not least, admonition is that people wearing false teeth should always speak into the lower of any two speaking instruments, for if a set should fall into the upper one of them, exposure and disgrace are inevitable. 79' DIME MUSEUMW ADMISSION, FIVE CENTS. BILLY I-IARDER THE YANKEE WONDER. ! ADIES, keep off and don't crush, as it is a bad animal when arousedg don't poke your parasols too near, or it will steal them, and then get the next curiosity to do the pawning act. When this freak squares off you must not be alarmed, as it often does that for amusement. Neither must you wonder when it puts away the Sandwiches I2HXIO X6 , as it is growing and needs something slightly substantial. It is not safe to remark about the side, or you will find yourself somewhat mixed as to your whereabouts. WASSER ToMMY, THE MIDGET, Please do not feed him peanuts, or he will grab the whole bag, and the effect- will be bad. This freak is little, but-Oh my! Ladies, keep away if you do not want to fall in love. If you are not quite able to see him, you can procure opera glasses at the entrance for nothing, only a charge of 50 cents will be made for the privilege. CHILES, THE HOBIECTORP Children, don't walk on this animal, or he will object to such treatment, and want to amend the rules of this show. Do not approach this part of the museum with subjects like materialism, for something will be sure to break. You may feed him on John Fiske and Herbert Spencer, but first get a long pole and feed him through the bars. Do not get too near, however, and little children are absolutely prohibited from gazing. ABELE, THE SLEEPING BEAUTY. lfVhen walking past this, please don't breathe, or it will wake up, which would be a very serious mistake. The animal had a very ' i So dangerous fall the other day, he fell asleep, but did not break any bones, and deprive this show of its only living--CPD This rara avis eats nothing but ginger-snaps, and these have to be of a concentrated kind, to try and keep him awake. This extract does not signify that the feature of our show is a night owl. SINGER, THE SILENT. - The peach fuzz on the side of this gentleman's face must not be commented upon, as it is simply his hair combed down the side. Every one has his peculiarity, and you must be very careful not to speak while in front of this cage, or you might say something which might have a touch of Don't care if Ido style, and shock this part of the museum. Do not get him started on a talk about the ethereal, unless you want to take a good long sleep, but if you want to hear Howery language, with the mean- ing hidden, you mayiknow where to go. - MCINTIRE, THE LoNG ENoUcH lVliAN.H This specimen of home longus is so quiet and gentle as to run an opposition feature to Mary's little lamb. The only way to make him look savage and draw his face into a knot is to ask him why the Class History was not out sooner than it could be. If you notice, this freak has some trouble in disposing of its hands, and often lets them glide, in a pleasing sort of a way, to the nearest pockets, but he carries so much money that it is per- haps safer to do this, as it might fall out. None ever fell our way, however. SCHEUNEMANN, THE FAT lVIAN.'l This department of the museum has all the patronage of the fair sex, on account of his large muscular development. It would be very tiresome, gents, to walk around with such a burden of flesh, and w.on't you please take compassion on him, and Drop a nickel in the slot as you pass, so as to help buy an hAnti-Fat establishmentin order to reduce his weight, you will not be obliged to wait long, however. Don't spring any of next year's jokes on him or he will fall on you.eSee? ' S1 CLASS HYMNS. QTO be sung in the chapel every morning.j I. Sweet hour of Ohm! sweet hour of Ohm, That makes me think of 4' Home, sweet home, And bids me when the testingls o'er Take my way toward the door. In times when curves would come to grief, My soul has often found relief, And oft escaped the mark of fair By the return of curves so rare. Sweet hour of Math, sweet hour of Math, May I neler forget the chance for wrath As from the room we quickly glide Each other's troubles to confide. Are you, rny classmate, nearly dead, Or feel too big about your head? Don't look as if you ran amuck, But use a 4' pony just for luck. Sweet hour of Pie, sweet hour of Pie, I'll eat one more, lie down and die. As Pm half killed by trouble strong just call the wagon with the gong. Of pie no more l'll eat a hit, As I clon't care to take a Bat, And as we leave the good old cafe, We'll thank DuBree, at last we're safe. Ze 1. O beauteous quadratics l Emblems of simplicity, Thy sight we love. We love thy'x's and y's, They make us feel so wise, Wlien ev'ry B,boy tries, Ye from above. 82 Oh, how we inward sang, Whenever the bell rang, Docls hour is nigh. How ev?ry boy :lid smile, Each wants to lead the Hle, Anxious to all the while Problems defy! Oh, with what anxious joy Did ev'ry 'single boy Hear these sweet words : Now, boys, Fm going to Freshen up all of youg Old problems now you'll do- Easy, you know. Wlherever we may go, Doctor may always know, VVe wonlt forget 'That welve had pleasant times ,Nlongst quaclratical chimes And simple algebra.. No, ne'er forget. S3 THE NEVER-lNTEND-TO-WORK CLUB. Pr.esz'dmf: JULES E. MASTBAUM. Wee Pam-z'r1e1zz.' BERTRUDE MOYER. Sew'ef1zry.- DLCKY SCOTT. 7i'efz.vw'er.' BILLIE LAXVRENCE falso Committee of Sevenj. MEMBERS-ALL OFFICERS. HE people of this industrious organization are made known to the public by a white tag on their lapels. And any person desiring to spend some money has simply to ask the assist- ance of one ofthe crowd, and they will even exceed a reporter on one of our dailies tpaperj. We are not all money killers,however, and the number who live off this club you could not count on the fingers of both handsg but the great fellow to play for a farmer is lVlasty. A nickel can be generally coaxed from this individual, especially if you say something about going for the bivalves after school. A complaint came in from the treasurer, because he could not give receipts fast enough' for the assessments which came in to pay sick benelits. There was always a minus quantity in the treasury, however, and a few ofthe officers would have liked this explained, and talked of getting Auditor Zieber to go over the books, but as nothing ever went down on the credit side, and the benehts were always paid by checks Qfor sodaj, the members bribed themselves by a Celluloid mock orange pie between them to keep the matter quiet. This alclermanic procedure would not be exposed exceptfor the conscience ofthe Writer, which kicked up a tremendous fuss under the lower part of his vest, after eating the pie, that he was compelled to give away on the crowd out of revenge. S4 It is a great crowd to eat, when somebody else is paying for the privilege of seeing us eat, and as we never Hjerseyed the pie suffered fand we tooj. This never-intend-to-work does not include jaws, as you have already seen. Besides the eating, the champion talkers of the school belong to this club ofillustrious people Qon Prof. Sayre's recordj. For a few of them specialbooks were kept. This last is not intended as a sarcasm, but as an ex- planatory clause in the constitution of the club, and as we do not wish to hide our meaning from our readers who pay full price, we deemed it advisable to put it in. The problems, homework and bookkeeping of this fraternity Very often looked as if great minds ran in the same channel, thus showing a very brotherly feeling, which is quite commendable, and at the same time quite convenient ffor the boysj. ' The great peculiarity about a few members of the club is that they never intend to work until they get a position. This may seem strange to some people, yet it is strictly true. Now, friends, all we ask the public is, whenever you see a fellow with a white tag on his coat and a look of apprehension on his face, that you take him to the nearest -- and open your heart while he opens his face. Ss QUOTATIONS. You tempt me with your laughing eyes, Your cheeks of sundownis blushesf'-M-Y-R. Large brainedf'--S-NG-R. The sweetest thing that ever grew Beside a human door. -AYQES. Wfell, snore on. -A-EL-. ff There was a sound of revelry by 1llgllt.,y-M-ND-L. Wfithin that awful volume lies The mystery of mysteries. --DUTCHY'S MARK Boorc. ft A delusion, a mockery and a snare. -ARMs'rRoNG's SMILE. But in his teching, discrete and benigne, - To drawe folk to heven by fairnessef'-PROF. HENDERSON. Soprano, basso, even the contralto Wished it Eve fathoms under the Rialto. -BRoM1LY's Vo1cE. The boy stood on the burning deck. -CORNELL. 'f Modest and shy. -SP-Nc-R. 4' Tongue cannot conceive thy name. -B-YH-. I see before me the gladiator lie. -H-RD-R. ff Shut! Shut the door! -PROF. THORPE. There is blood upon thy face, thou hast scraped.-M-ST-A-M. ff Remote, unh-iended, melancholy, slow. -I-NN-NG. ' GC G5 Hid in an augur hOlC.,,-MITCHELL. Faith, sir, we were carousing until the second cock. -BARTINE. U Xhfliat a Hne man-hath your tailor made you? H--I.,-WVR-N-E. Am not a smoker and a brother? -C,-IL-s. f' In notes by distance made more sweet. -GLE1: CLUB. H I dreamt last night of three ' Wired ' sisters. -M-ND-L. Vtlhen I in youth did love ! did love ! I found it wondrous sweet. -C. MCI-'PI-E. H jug, I love thee ! H--D-CK-RS-N. 86 Go, poor devil, get thee goneg why should I hurt thee? -IIUL TS 'ro C nov The endearing elegance of female friendship. -JOE K-V-N-GI-I U His heard was grizzled? No? H-SW-YZ-. This fellow is wise enough to play the fool. -R-MPP. 4' Darlint, wait a whoile, wait a dacint tOl1I1C.,,-LARICIN. WVhen found, make a note of. --C-II,-S. 'Twas sad hy Hts ffewy, by starts 'twas wild. -L-WR-Nc-. I want to be an 21l'lgGl.U-P-STL- -H-AIT-. Oh, that this too, too solid Hesh would melt, Thaw, and resolve itself into a dew. -B-R-INE. One, whom the music of his own vain tongue, - Doth ravish like enchanting harmony. -M-ND-L. AA dem'd, damp, moist, unpleasant body! 7'--LAVATORY TOXVEL. A man that blushes is not quite a brutef'--YVH-T-. ' God bless the man that invented sleep ! -H-Y-. But, masters, remember that I am an ass, though it be not written clown, yet forget not that I am an aSS.,'-Mi-ST-A-M. Pm a sweet-faced youth. -GR- -NE-AL-. ff I-Ie woos both high and low. -L-WR-Nc-. Old-fashioned poetry, but choicely gOOCl.,,-S-NG-R. Here Skugg Lies snug As 21 bug In a l't1g.H-C-RT-S, IN THE ARGUSH OFFICE. Never any marvelous story, But himself could tell rt better. -C. MCI-TI-E. ff In a Pickwickian SCl'lS6.7,-If-CH. ff A fellow of infinite jest. -SC-TT. H Perhaps he'll grow. -R-CE. How long, O Lord, how longfl-TRIMBLE RECITING LITERATURE, His cogitatiye faculties immersed H In cogibundity of eogitationf'-S-NG-R. 37 OFFICE SEEKERS' CLUB. ,. ACT I. SCENE I.-Sffzoal Buildzrzg Qojice in eorzzerj. Prryf Sayre. Well, what's the trouble now? L. VVe-you tell him, M. .df XfVe were whispering in an audible manner, and as our services were not needed any longer, we thought, perhaps, you had something for us to do. Prgf Sayre. Thanks, horribly, just report to the accustomed place and carry up some carbon. Let me see you before going home. ' SCENE II.-2312 dclaalz. Pri Sayre. Well, I have inquired into your cases, and the professor informs me that the air seemed full of chalk and board rubbers, the Hoor full of H2 O from the wash bottle, and you full of mischief. This must not go on, better order must be pre- served or there will be trouble. The next tirnel hear of you for brat months you may prepare fora vacation. QUzcierf07zej- QM., let's go campingj. Remember, young gentlemen, this is not meant for a threat, but as a slight warning. You may go now- Erif. L. ami M L. Pretty good luck, but we came near being fired, keep away Hom me after this. M All right, see that you do. SCENE IH.-fflflfr 055677260 in Pri Thorpe? Raomj Mi Say, Cully, why was Shakespeare a had umpire? . L. Because he said fair was foul. Pri Tfzorjue. If those two Siamese twins do not behave them- selves in a more seemly manner they may excuse themselves. L. I told you to keep away from me. ss Ill Ditto. At last these worthies are brought to a sense of good order, and the play ends until they start again, which is not very long. This play of one act is to show more clearly the working of the Club-its services, modes of worship, etc.-than could be done by writing an exposition on it. About twice a week the Club gives its annual supper at dinner- time, These are paid for by the members Qwhen they can't get out of itj on the jersey plan. Though this method is indulged in, still there is a rumor about that one ofthe Club is about sixty cents ahead, which circumstance is very strangeyas the one who is not the one ahead is not the kind of a duffahu to play for a Reuben Hayseed. The motto ofthe Club, written on the immortal tablets of their brains QFD, is worthy of notice. It is: You go in first. This is rather signiheant, but the brightest members of the Class will readily perceive what is meant. I ' In order not t-o make the Club members conceited we will leave them to their own reflections and past sins, hoping when the Alumni meet they will have lost all desire to monkey. S9 - ANSWERS TO CORRESPONDENTSW ES, Fred dear, your figure is very fine, all but the shape, which is altogether too limberg you will lose part of yourself if you are not really careful. We suggest taking a bracer, but leave the kind to your own excellent judgment. W'e would like to give you a gentle reminder to leave some hair on Law- rence's head the next time he pours water down your neck. In answer to your request to hunt up a wife, we have found one who will fill the bill, and our charge will only be 22.50, as she has auburn hair and sports a turned-up nose. She will very useful in keeping away customers from the stamp trade in which you are interested, only don't let the stamps see her, or they will change color and look like counterfeits. ' Fred, take our advice in regard to Kathleen, and go and see her when all the folks are in Boston. Your mustache will not grow until you have shaved, and you must keep your face clean shaved, even if you are obliged to use a can-opener.-Relzlgzbzzs Ed. Rice, you are certainly very short, but you could be shorter, so console yourself and make your pompadour a little lower, so you will not look so top-heavy all the time. We absolutely for- bid you laughing ever again in your short life 3 some day your face will fall completely apart, or get tied in a knot, from which it will be hard to extricate itself You are entirely too swift with your bookkeeping and should not allow foreign influence to move your pencil. If you will call at the office we will show you a patent invented by Us for short people. It is a mechan- ism by which you simply take hold of yourself and lift, and you are there. Hoping you will take our advice and give us a call, we will then promise not to give away any more on you.-Ed df 5216. Mr. CH-L-S,-YES, you are giddy, my dear boy. A charm- ing little dudelet, with your little collarlet, iglovelets and 90 canelet, should be pickled in alcohol. Some fears have been ex- pressed that you are becoming intemperate, and when at the telephone often call, Connect me with the brewery. My dear, poker is a bad and sinful game. MR. SCO-T.-Yes, you are a jolly dog-so funny, so amusing, so instructive, all the latest Argus jokes No, you had better not attempt to teach a Sunday-school class. I MR. 'A-D-S--N.-Your trip to Washington was a very aqueous one, certainly, yet charming-but almost too long for publication in our columns. We are very proud of you. What a horribly immoral place Washington is! You can keep looking back to your journey through your whole life. MR. AY-Es.-We are sorry to hear you have learned to play Poker and Napoleon. They are very sinful games, and not indulged in by the upper-crust. The Pool is a very bad place to stake your money. MR. C-R-Is.-How unfeeling this hard world is. Your genius CPD is not appreciated. Why didn't they make you Class presi- dent? I really don't know, but you ran the N. I-l. S., although it was not very much to run, or very well run at that, but that wasn't your fault. MR. CR-MB-CK.-Glad to hear you were so successful in the tug of war-although your team generally loses, yet that is not because you are anchoring. MR. GR-NE-LD.-DO not mind it. Don't take it so to heart. What if the girls do get crushed on you. VVhat if they do try to flirt. MR. Po-T-E-Hxv-IT.-We are very sorry she busted your suspenders when she sat down on your lap. XfVe extend our sympathy to you, for it is a subject which calls for our most heartfelt feelings. lfVe will be pleased to advance you enough for a new pair. MR. L-XVRfN-E.-NO, we don't know a cheaper florist, true, it is rather expensive to pay tive cents every day for just one rose, for that amounts to 518.25 in a year-quite enough to buy your diploma. V gr ALUMNI ASSOCIATION. Preszfde.'1!'.' Albert- E. McKinIey. War-P7'e:1'de11i .' john C. Ogden. .S'en'fz'zz1y and T7'eam1'er.' Albert L. Harris. Board fy' Zllmzlzzgers .' Albert E. McKinIey, Albert L. Harris, John C. Ogden, Louis K. Sayre, James H. Atkinson, CharIes B. EarIy, Leighton. N. Mixsell. 92 NATURAL HISTORY SOCIETY. Organized October ZISK, 1886. P7'KJZLdK7lf .' FIRST TERM. SECOND TERM. Henry L. Curtis, '89. Milton E. Todd, 790. Wie-P1'e.v2'a'en! .' , VValter C. Chiles, '89, Harry Hetzel, '88, Iffrardzrzg Serrefmfy .' Harry Hetzel, 'S3. I . Edwin I. Simpson, '89. I C'o7'7'e.y5a1za'z'1zg Sem'r'z'a1'y,' Joseph T. Kavanagh, 'S9. Joseph T. Kavanagh, 789 79'FlZJ'1t7'L'7' .' Emil Schuenemann, 'S9. Arthur M. Curtis, 790. . Cu1'az'or.' Frederick W. Koch, '89. Frederick VV. Koch, '89. I .L7'67'!Z7'I,!Z7Z .' . Arthur M. Curtis, ,QO. Edward R. Schreiner, 'go A.v.visz'a1z! '.L7.b7'lZ7'L.!Z?Z .' Charles R. Toothaker, '89, Dexter P. Shelmire, lQO. Ho1z01'a1jf P ire- P7'eJz'a z'7zf.v .' Lieut. Robert Crawford, U. S. N., Prof. C. Hanford Henderson. HONORARY MEMBERS. XVilliam L. Sayre, Francis N. Thorpe, Edwin S. Zieber, Lino F. Rondinella, Hermann S. Hering, XVilliam S. Aldrich, Prof. james A. McAllister, FACULTY. 93 Herbert C. XVhitaker, Albert B. Entwistle, John D. Brush, George Astley, William H. Odenatt, Lewis A. DuBree. James S. XVhitney. Horace XV. Castor, Albert D. Booz, VVillia1n Chattin, VValLer C. Chiles, Henry L. Curtis, Eugene D. Hays, joseph T. Kavanagh, Gilbert H. Blaker, John D. Cloud, Arthur M. Curtis, Clarence M. Dudley, Edward A. Loos, '88 Frank O. Sullivan. MEMBERS. 'S8. Harry Hetzel. '89, I Frederick W. Koch, Eniil O. Schueneniann, Edwin I. Simpson, Edward A. Singer, Charles R. Tootliaker. '90, Edward R. Schreiner, Dexter P. Shelniire, ' Harry KZ Stauffer, Arthur H. Quinn, Henry E. VVetlierill. 791. Edgar Bloom. OUTING CLUB. COMMITTEE. IWW! Tkrm. Serand Term. Edwin I. Simpson, 189, Ck':f:. Arthur M. Curtis, 190, Ck'11z Arthur M. Curtis, '9o. Edwin I. Simpson, '89. Edward A. Loos, 790. Edward A. Loos, 790. MEMBERS. ,89. William Chattin, Henry L. Curtis, Frederick 'W. Koch, ' Emil O. Scheunemann, Edwin I. Simpson, Charles R. Toothaker. '9o. Arthur M. Curtis, Edward A. Loos. 94 7 , r My . 5, , ,. W1 of X Xl , r,L- - . h i r H - Q f X 4 KL-'W f I 1 4 X ' ' -f . . I . I l ' ' S ' F- .W 4' if 2 I X ra Q . MQYYQ. ' 2' fif ' f A ' 14, 4 .3 . ' iv. .V 1. . f i' , f giz. Af ' , ?ili'j-ggi? ' A K -f ! -S Qgw4m9if'5fqJ1X?s. isf:.1?x - 5, . .' A 'Q 'M it 'X -Egrp Li? ' ' Y ARGUS. EDITORIAL STAFFS. FIRST TERM. W. Ernest Barrett, Ecz7z'!0r-272 - Ch inf A. Lincoln Spencer, Henry L. Curtis. Lileravjf Edilor. SEZ'E7Zf?7'iC Ezfiiar. Lewis R. Barras, Oliver Dickerson, Social Ea'z'!o:'. Sjboriing Ediior. H. Bronte Swayze, - Busbzesx Hfamzger. SECOND TERM. Henry L. Curtis, E1z'z'!or-2'7z- Ch iff H. Bronte Swayze, A. Lincoln Spencer, l'lIa1zrzgz'1zg E1z'z'z'o7'. Lift'7'IZl'Zl7'E Lewis R. Barras, Lorals. Oliver Dickerson, Edgar A. Singer, Spark. Exrhafzgfs. NVes1ey Bartine, Bzr.vz'1zu.v.v lkfafzagw. ' 95 ARGUS PUBLISHING COMPANY. Organized October Sth, 1888. aite fPre.vz'a'e1zt .' H. Bronte Swayze, 'S9. 173.68-P7'65Z.H,01Zf .' E Wiiiiam s.'ourerbf1dge, 789. Serreiafjf .' Paul R. Heyl, ,QO. 17 inerzrzrrer .' Henry L. Curtis, 'S9. A sToCK1-1oLDERs. '88, Harry Hetzel. '89. Edwin G. Armstrong, William S. Outerbridge, Lewis R. Barras, VVilliam W. Postlethw NVesley Bartine, Charles Reutlinger, George T. Crumback, WValLer H. Rumpp, Henry L. Curlis, Wfilliarn A. Scott, George M. DeGinther, Edgar A. Singer, Oliver Dickerson, A. Lincoln Spencer, Hugh M. Gates, ' H. Bronte Swayze, Arthur M. Greene, Charles W. Swoope, Oscar G. Greenewald, Charles R, Toothaker, NVilliam F. Hall, VVilliam Veditz, . J. WVilloughby Irwin, Frank C. Warniclc. 790. B1-2 Stock Co., B34 Stock Co., B54 Stock Co., Arthur M. Curtis, VVilliarn K. Greer, NVilliam C. Hays, 96 Hermann G. Hillelira William I-Iillegass, Edward A. Loos, Frank H. Middleton, Hiram Miller, Charles Robbins. l'l fl, Ti! ' , , ' '. ' - , - - S . 4 f f A :W - .., + ti- q A '1' ?ff? 1. 5 ... . r A- -' A ,.f-,. ' ' 4. . , , , 1 . ,A :z:lnn:'I5,aIw lm' , , a'+1'.,:5 1 T12 - 1 v 1 ,XA if Uri, .LG -L ,ui M . -:1 21' I fy Q., ,n .lv Li' 'i'g1e I.-C ..-,-, 1.9 . . Ani: Hr? CHESS AND CHECKER CLUB. Organized November 13th, ISS8. OFFICERS. Prerz'a'mZ.' VValter C. Chiles, '89, Sf'r1'e!mj1.' Lewis R. Barras, '89. HONORARV MEMBERS. Vtfilliam L. Sayre, Francis N. Thorpe, Edwin S. Zieber, C. Hanford Henderson, Lino F. Rondinella. Hermann S. Hering, William S. Aldrich, George R. Ayres, Lewis R. Barras, WVesley Bartine, ' Stanley M. Burroughs, VVi1liam Chatlin, XValter C. Chiles, Nathan A. Cornell, 'William Hillegass, MEMBERS. '89. 390. V 98 Herbert C. Whitaker, Karl A. Guenther, Albert B. Entwisle, john I. D. Brush, ' George Astley, VVilliam H. Odenatt. Lewis A. DuBree. George T. Crumback, George M. DeGinther Otto G. Haussmann, Edwin I. Simpson, Edward A. Singer, Charles R. Toothnker, Edwin B. Wheeler. Thomas H. Moore. E. vsp I BQ N- 'LL,..w'ff,-... Mqmyf-Eb if JSP' K1 '-'C'HiJ f-' ' FQ' 1 r L.. W... -, 1- ' .l.- 'wr v'-- - W f-. , 1- - 4' -..Lfq. ' F3 -QQL 3415: f- -v-1.515-'.-,Q 1, W.. V qi j fmslj ' V' ,- - Q jltflx' I.. Q-'1'IrF:-g,'i ' 1 Ml Y ' T , F - ' ' ' ' ' 5' ' A . h -41:1 ' x. . X, 1 h l 1 ' -wg? gf-L Q ' ' i P' -T A , Y 'I , . A 3 .f1 ' A -1395-7 Qf'1-I Vi .mv .' ,. 551 ,fin-k:'f'7:5 '?1jRW 1- ' ' XL .WVQ1-37,51 Q- Ly. JWEIYEM V W V555 E-ivhliai ' 5 ,Kg g.fQp1,,-Qs, V ,---1 , - -?!1x4p- - fin hh-'lg I fy - ' '- ' K- 1 ,- ' H -'Q- T'4f'vV'Z 1 f'?-Q'-V651 ' T1w:..3?u', 'fix Q, r - - 1. V -il..ff-:L-.V, RI5-'f'9f2','j fx, 1 ' - A ., JfSi'-mhl-'WayHe .f 1 ' ' ,-7 -r -j'Q: - .nip-A ' ' fi . , Je ' g ,4 y ' , 1 'I , V ' L ' , Q -u-.gh 5 5. -' W ' - 4 - , , if yi f gfv , A 1 .3 , - K' ful Q .. - 3:15-F : rw'-'fzll w X 1: VI A .jf 1 wh- ' - :wg .wg , . , iii ' ' V .:3'fw7 4 , W L-55 ., ll -- r- ,ig . 'Y --A Llagifff-fi: 5 .' A-' 1 'Kirin . ff!! , .L . -,, -W., Y ,Y ,.,- ,.. J 3-55.5 su-L -V -. .- -.-.-.qv 21-ul ',-' v ? Z .-Z 2 Z 44 Z, 6 ,Q-Q ,..- 'I AQ ij' K-51 E A xiii p I J J or T f ' .Li ' Q , :i M D TY . W C-, ,.. - f ,?Q- , ., e ...,.-X S A agf, , ATHLETIC ASSOCIATION. Organized May, 1888. Presidslzf. FIRST TERM. SECOND TERM. Oliver Dickerson, IS9. Frank H. Middleton, Wre-P1'e.v1'a'mz' .' Morris Daniels, '91. I?fro1'rz'z'ng Senfeiafjf .' Eugene D. Hays, '89. D. Walter Harper, '9 C IycIe Fouse, TVesIey Bartiue, George M. DeGintIier, Oiiver Dickerson, Eugene D. Hays, C0rwspa1zd1'1zg Sec7'fz'zz1jf .' Hiram Miller. 7?'easm'c1' .' Paul R. Heyi. M EMBERS. '89. J. VViIIoughby Irwin, Frederick W. Koch, W'aIter H. Rumpp, William A. Scott. 100 19. O. ,9O. Clarence M. Dudley, D. l1Valter Harper, Paul R. I-Ieyl, Hermann G. Hillebrand, Clarence M. Leidy, Edward A. Loos, Andrew McQueen, Frank H. Middleton, Hiram Miller, Thomas H. Moore, Edwin S. Young. 791. Morris Daniels. FOOTBALL TEAMS. SCHOOL. 1886-87. A. E. Davis, '89, A. M. Bloomingdale, '88. F. W. Olden, '88 E. D. Graves, '88. A. P. Smith, '88. E. H, VVatson, '8 G. B. Venier, '88. I. C. Ogden, '88. W. E. Barrett, '89 H. G. Colesberry., '88.' O. Diclierson, '89, Cajrlain. 1.887-88. E. D. Graves, '88. I. C. Ogden, '88. R. C. Jacobs, '88. G. B. Venier, '88. H. G. Colesberry, '88. R. Smith, 790. G. H. Vanderslice, '88. W. E. Barrett, '89. C. Fouse, '9o. N. A. Cornell, '89. O. -Dickerson, '89, Clzzpfazbz. I888-89. C. Fouse, '90, E. A. Loos, '90 E. B. Blair, '89, W. E. Barrett, '89. N.,A. Cornell, '89, D. Halstead, '90, L. K. Sayre, '88. G. T. Crumback, '89. R. Smith, '9o. . E. D. Hays, '89. O. Dickerson, '89, Qlffdill. ATHLETIC ASSOCIATION. , r888. B. L. Wright, '88. R. C. Jacobs, '88. C. Fouse, '9o. G. B. Venier, '88. D. L. Chesterrnan. - Ricbenach. E. D. Graves, '88. T. H. Daly, '9o. W, E. Barrett, '89 L. K. Sayre, '88. O. Dickerson, '89, Czrpfrzzrz. OI BASE BALL ASSOCIATION Pre.vz'1Zem' and !Mz11rzger'.' X George H. 'WhiLe, '89. Secrelzzrys Hiram Miller, '9o. ' 17?'ezzsurf1'.' Thomas H. Moore, 790. SCHOOL TEAM. H. N. Backus, '91, C. H. Copeland, '9o. N. A. Cornell, 'S9. L, P. Dickey, '9o. J. Montague, ,9I. CLA '89. E. B. Blair, N. A. Cornell, G. T. Crumback, H. M. Gates, J. E. Mastbaum, J. B. Moyer, B. Shaw, C. T. Trimble, G. H. White, F. C. Morley, '90 -T. B. Moyer, '89 H. M. Platt, '9o. ' C. T. Trimble, '89 G. H. White, 189 ss TEAMS. x '90, ' H. N. Backus, 1. D. Cloud, C. H. Copeland, 102 L. P. Dickey, D. Halstead, H. Miller, J. Moniague, F. C. Morley, A. M. Platt. ky- 1 , , ' 5 - K' M , .WE X E' W , PM F fbi' -1 fl Eli t W W f f W 4. 1 . ' , Q. l.. n lI f Wm.iHI5J l .ll W .,.QQi+ 'A-'- I ' 1 ,, RVlIl1f'Wllx ,pc 'Z 'gf - E-: s,,fEfff2 'f'L ' USMS? A X DEDICATED TO Tx-us TENNIS CLUB. Never let any love making, foreign to the game, absorb your attention, or-a stray ball may possibly upset your match. THEC HOODOG TENNIS CLUB. Pre.vz'dmt .' Ellsworth J. Hultsf Wie-P1'e,via?nZ .' joseph T. Kavanagh. Serreimjf .' Harry B. McIntire. Y9'easzzre1' .' VVm. W. Postlethwaite. MEMBERS. E. I. Hults, '89. H. B. Mclntire, 790. ' W. W. Postlethwaite, 'S9. C. L. Partridge, '90, H. Miller, ,9O. , J. T. Kavanagh, '89 C. S. Mclntire, 'S9. Io TUG OF WAR TEAMS. KEYSTONE. CHAMPION SCHOOL TEAM. Andrew McQueen, ,QO. Oliver Dickerson, '89, C'zzpz'ai1z. George T. Crumback, '89, jay B. Moyer, '89, STAR. Morris Daniels, 791, Norman Conard, '9I. Frank H. Middleton, '90, Hugh M. Gates, '89, Capiain. P. D. Q. CLUB. '89, Presidelzzi' . George R. Ayres. Secretafjf: Walter C. Chiles. MEMBERS. William Y. C. Anderson, George R. Ayres, 'Wesley Barline, Walter C. Chiles. 104, A wh or. Supper! Illiddle. End. An rh ar. Szghjborl. !WdJ!e. End. PROPHECY. CLARENCE S. MCINTIRE. E had to bring in a chart that day for Dr. Thorpe and some problems for Professor Henderson. Well, I had my chart done, but left it home by accident, really didn't mean to forget it. This forgetfulness fired me down stairs to front room, and there I received a lecture which, although it was very instructive, I did not enjoy as much as many others I've heard. When We got to. Professor I-Ienderson's recitation room I found that my problems were all wrong 5 this was nothing new for me. So I received a just reward in the Way of a large, a verylarge WD for that day's Work in his department at least. I was gradually getting a little toward the wrong side of my equilibrium by these sad events, when what should I encounter but another interview in the office for sing-language and sky-larkingu during recess. Thus you see that I had just cause to be slightly off by the time school was dismissed, and I walked home through the rain, for nature had let a copious rainfall all day on the streets of Philadelphia, while my mis- demeanors had also caused a copious flow of lecturing. But when I got home I tried to banish the thoughts of day and think of school on its bright side-I tried to think of the future of '89 But it wa1'n't no use, for I was too dejected in spirit to entertain such brilliant thoughts. Then I betook my- self to my study where all seemed cheerful, the fireplace Was bright, and a most comfortable chair was before it. I rang for the butler. I-Ie soon appeared, and I informed him that I felt awful downhearted and guessed he'd better sneak a bottle of Apollinaris out of the cellar and bring it up, This he did, and then said, Anything else, sah ?,' , The room, replied I. ' 105 I-Ie accordingly withdrew, andI locked the door. Then I pro- ceeded to pour out a glass of the best we had in the house, and settled down in my chair, cocked my feet on the fender, pulled out a cigarette that Buckie Lawrence had given me, lighted it, and, while I puffed away, again tried to think of the future, of '89 But I got things all mixed up. I had Shortie Rice as a barber, Dick Scott as an undertaker and Bayha as a humorist of great renown. just then, as I was in the process of draining my second glass to the bottom, I happened to raise my eyes and saw for the Hrst time, and with unbounded astonish- ment, that I was not alone. , No, I was not, for on the other side of the fireplace there sat, withiarms calmly folded, a comfortable looking old hgure with a serious, yet not unkind and unpleasant face. I-Iis whole ap- pearance was one of good feeling, and, although he was evidently deep in thought, I saw I had an agreeable figure before me. He wore a style of dress that I had never seen before. It surely did not resemble any garment worn by the ancient Greeks or Romans, neither did it look like the garb of the lVIiddleAges, and, of course, it did not appear like anything of to-day. Surely, thought I, this man has never lived on this earth, judging from his gown, but he must belong to some future period. I took all this in at a glance, and then cried I-Ialloo l and stamped my foot to attract attention. I-Ialloolu replied he, moving his eyes from the fire, which he had been watching, and casting them toward me. - What now? said Ig how did you get here P ' Through the door, said the stranger. What are you ? I next asked. A man, replied the figure. I don't believe it, said I. Disbelieve it then, replied he. ' I almost gave up my thoughts of his being agreeable by the quick, short answers I received, but just here his constant smile broadened. - I will, I made answer in a short quick way, for I didn't altogether fancy his coming in to disturb my private meditations, and then sit there and grin at me. But again I glanced toward we ' him, and his whole manner seemed so good-natured and jolly that I cleared away the cloud. I took another glass and a puff of the I-Iavanna de Cabbage, and then waited for him to speak, for I saw he was only waiting for an opportunity. There-'s no coming over you, he at last said, lim not a man. I Wl1at in the deuce are you then P queried I. A Genius. You don't look much like one, I returned, laughing. 'I am the Genius of Future and Fortune, said the figure. Now you know me. I was quite joyful on hearing this, and he, observing my evi- dent satisfaction, turned around and settled down for a good long chat. I began to think of all Ihad to ask-of the whole future career of '89, but I calmly said, You are, are you P I Yes, and I know just what you'll ask, so wait a moment and I'll answer your questions. I waited, meantime he sat reflect- ing. But by-and-by I said, for I couldn't wait longer, Now areyou ready for me P i' Not quite, said the apparition, I must think a little Hrstf' So knitting his brows again, but not losing his smile, we sat for some time longer in silence. Presently I said, Do you drink P 'I' Nine times out of ten, but only moderately. Never go it strong, eh? No, said he, that breeds discontent and ill feeling. q I helped him to a glassful, which he sat sipping, and then after another pause of considerable length I got my courage up and put the question to him- Can you tell me the future of 'SQP 'l Upon hearing this he seemed to awake as from a dream, and then he broke into a chuckle of an unusually mirthful type. Yes, yes, he said, I know '89's future, and will be glad to tell it to you. Then he teasingly added, But I guess you had better wait a while, until some other time, hadn't you P At this I sighed. I say! expostulated the figure, looking very much scared, don't do that again. , IfVhy not? demanded I. A 107 Because it gives me a pain all over. Itls like looking into the past. Laugh as much as you please, that does me good. Accordingly I laughed uproariously, and the figure, brighten? ing up, said, Well, I'll answer your questions 72020 if you wish. Proceed, please, said I, impatiently. He again studied the lire closely for a moment, I watching him. Presently he pointed to the bright, liickering flame. I glanced toward it and saw in it one of the streets in the lower part of the city. I-Iurrying along this street were two silent figures, whose manly forms I recognized as Bob White and Billy Irwin. Bob, who carried a small package under his arm, seemed to be leading the way, while Billy tried to keep pace with him. I followed them and soon heard the sound of music. Bob and Billy evidently heard it too, for they quickened their already rapid gait, and soon turned into a small by-street. I almost lost sight of them so quickly did they dart into a little side door, al- though it wasn't Sunday. I wondered how Bob knew just where that door was, but we won't dwell on that. The scene that now met their gaze was one which -they seemed to be used to, for while Bob quietly untied his bundle Billy began to secure the door. Then Bob began to hand around the contents of the package. I got hold of one of these slips of paper and was astounded to find that it was a imcl. This was very startling- Bob White and a tract so knit together. It seems that Bob had tired of stage life and had turned into the more lucrative business of Prohibitionist. I-Ie had found an admirable accomplice in Billy Irwin, and together they led many campaigns against the saloons. Between times they spent in giving out tracts on such subjects as The Evils of Strong Drink. After handing out his tracts Bob stood up on a chair, and it became painfully evident that he was going to speak. Immedi- ately there was a general movement toward the door, but Billy Irwin had it perfectly secured, so Bob had them at his mercy. But just as he was beginning to speak the scene changed, and I was debarred from hearing his remarks, for which I was duly thankful. - The flame died down, and the picture was lost, but in its place 108 I saw one which promised to be interesting. It was in another part of our city-one .of the principal thoroughfares. Many things were quite changed, but as I passed up the street I was attracted by seeing quite a large crowd gathered around the win- dow ofa cigar store. My curiosity naturally helped me to work my way to the front of the crowd. At last I got a view. When lo ! ffor the fellow was lying downj and behold! there was Red- rose Billie, or alias Buckie Lawrence. There he was, reclining in the Window and puffing away at a cigarette. This poor Cliappie had been engaged in several sporting businesses, and as I after- ward saw one of his cash accounts I do not think that he was very successful? I soon learned that his father had protested against his going into this business for fear it would compromise the family name, but Buck's love for those little cigarettes had captured him. It made me think of the morning Buck came to school and told us that they had had a Y, M. C. A. at his home the night before, that his father had been the lecturer, that he had been the audience, and that his father had given a Plain Talk to Young Men. U But here he was perched in a window, advertising a certain brand of cigarette. Alongside of him, sitting in the same win- dow, were Fred Koch, Cornell and I-Iults. These fellows were advertising a sure mustache sprouterf, They had long held it a secret while at school, but now had agreed to set it forth, and let the public reap some of the benefits which they were enjoy- ing, and which were so readily acquired. The secret which they now no longer held as such was this : Take apiece of salt pork and rub it on your upper lip before retiring. By morning your it LAWRENCE'S CASH AccoUNT, Dr. Cr. Started biz with ........ 4 cts Paid to undertaker for repairs . . . 514 Performed at funeral ....... S24 ' Insured wood-shed . ...... I7 cts Lent face for traveling purposes , 81700 Insured bloodvshed . ...... I8 cts Slugged. by electric current, dam- 3 hired -girls on acct., a year . . . I7 cts ages .......... 162 cts. 4 mock orange pies at ..... I5 cts Stopped biz by death. Uones' Pie Foundryj- Paid farmer for raising whiskers, on acct ............. 7 cts By gum fPd.j ......... 8 cts General expenses . . . S25 General Harrison . . 517 109 1 whiskers will be so thirsty that they will jump at the sight of water. Therefore, hold a tumbler of water before them, and as they spring out tie them in knots to prevent their sliding back. This is what these fellows had faithfully used for three years, and had at last acquired one-half inch growth on the scale of one- quarter to the foot. As this heartrending scene faded away the tire appeared to sink and sink. I thought it would go out, but the apparition gave it two or three vigorous blasts with the bellows, so that it burst forth in renewed vigor. Higher and higher the Harnes grew until they lit up the whole room. From this bright burst of flame I expected to see some- thing .very brilliant, and I was not disappointed. I seemed to be carried away, and found myselfjust entering the Senate Chamber at Wasliington. All the Senators appeared to be intensely in- terested, and on looking closer I discovered one standing up, hollering and sawing the air with all his might. I was not sur- prised to find that I knew the man who was thus dramatically addressing the I-louse. It was Waltei' Chiles. We fellows had always said that Chiles's brilliancy of head-light would surely carry him to Congress, and that his great parliamentary knowl- edge, which he always used as oil for his head-light, would be of great service to him some day. I-Ie seemed to be using all that ardor and vehemence which we all remember him to have exer- cised when he expressed his opinions on such subjects as XVhere the limit should be placed on the inborn love which We seniors held toward B. and C. As I saw him there thun- dering away, I bent forward and could barely catch these words, Therefore I claim that the tariff should be reduced on pie. This sentence expressed so much feeling and interest for the good ofthe nation that I was surprised that it should arise from Chiles. But upon after-thought I decided that it was prompted by selhsh motives. And here Mr. Chiles seemed to have finished, but as he was resuming his seat the embers gave a sudden crack, and I was immediately ushered into the I-Iouse of Representatives. Here, also, I found a man earnestly talking. Yes, said I to myself, yes, it must be he, and just then the speaker turned 110 V toward me, and I had the pleasure of beholding the fine aquiline features of Henry L. Curtis. But I might have been deceived, for his upper lip was now 67Zfi7'6'Zj! hid by a fine, chrome yellow No: I mustache. The little sprouts which first put forth we fellows can remember, and also the great care and training which they received. I heard a sentence or two ofwhat Henry was trying to say. It ran something like this : And, gentlemen, I hold that there should not be declared a dividend of 20 per cent. on Argus Stock, ah !-I mean, a-zz-Railroad Stock, but the Publishing -ah I-I mean-the-theah I-Railroad Companies, should declare not one whit over IO per cent. dividends, but that the editors-ah I-the oflicers-for their hard labor in maintaining the paper-oh! the-afczzlffaarl-wlieii times were hard-I say they should be the recipients of the' other IO per cent., which would naturally fall to the whole company. Through the medium of the flame I returned to this city and entered the Academy of Music. Its galleries and balconies were crowded to overflowing, its doors were jammed with people who seemed to be straining every nerve to hear. On the stage there stood a T looking fellow who bore a smile somewhat re- sembling Armstrong's Tuesday smile. But the fellow himself was Dick Scott. Dick looked somewhat older, but he had that same fine figure which always captured the eyes of the Normal School girls. I-Ie was trying to interest some of Philadelphia's people by his humorous lectures. The subject upon which he was now speaking was: Freaks, as illustrated by the Classes of '90 and '91. It seemed quite strange that Dick should have selected this business, for we all expected that he would turn out to be a renowned contemporary of Theodore Thomas, and be giving away such strains of marshal music that his name would never die. VVe were justified in expecting this when we remember what talent he exhibited when at schoolft Now the flame presented a new scene to me. It was the Manual Training School building, or rather buildings, for the it One day, in Professor Alclriclfs class-room, Dick was singng Sweet violets, sweeter than-Bing! Bang! Boom! another man killed. Aldrich heard it, turned around, inquired who was singing, and poor Dickie had to go clown to the front room. Board of Education had at last found out what We were made of They disbanded Our Sister Institution, and spent some of their efforts in the right direction. Ifound a few of the old professors about, notably among whom were Thomas, The Character, and Doc. Doctor seemed, with his age, to have gained more wind than ever, and I noticed a drowsy, tired look on the faces of the fellows as they came from recitations with him. As I wandered about I found that the Board Qbless their venerable fossilsj had fitted up a new laboratory for I-Iering, and in it the boys underwent the usual experiments of trying to find the resistance of plum-pudding tothe induction of currants. And then, too, the Board had found means to supply Aldrich with a more respectable stand than that old music-rack, upon which to demonstrate the principles in Perspective illustrated by the Screen. In the auditorium I found a meeting of the Natural History Society. The members had deposited themselves on the backs, arms, and even inverted chairs, 'rather than the proper place, and were in the heat of a discussion: I-Iow shall We raise ten dollars to pay off the debt still remaining due to the caterer for the feed at the book reception held in 1888? The Treasurer reported live cents in the treasury, from the collection of fines, and advised that Mr. -1 be expelled if he did not pay up arrears within two weeks. I therefore decided that the Society was as bad ofi financially, as it ever was. I noticed in the President a likeness to one of my old classmates, and found out that he was, as I expected, a descendant of Curtis. This fact accounts, somewhat, for the condition of the Society. I noticed a small room onfone of the upper floors, and, upon inquiring, found it to be' the ofhce of the P. D. Club. Here Anderson and Ayres gave lessons in Poker, Napoleon and Matching Pennies at the earnest request of the Faculty Qpar- ticularly Whitalqer and Rondy, who wished to learn from a scientific pointj. Andy lectured on the dihferent games, while Ayres was denionstrator, so I found out from inquiry, for I would not have entered the place for fear of corrupting my morals. I was next ushered into the Argus Denf' In this sanctum were found the Editorial Staff all busily engaged in writing per- sonals and sweet, touching answers to the Normal School Corre- spondents. The editor who, succeeded best, who composed the most ridiculous personals and effective epistles to the Normal School, received, as a reward, next month's Aqgzrs free. In the light of the fire I now saw a busy western town. It reminded me of what I used to hear of the rapidity with which Oklahoma grew-everything and everybody was bustling about. I seemed at once to be ushered into the ofhce of what appeared to be a busy physician. For it was necessary to wait in a line in orcler to gain admittance. Ilearned, hom the plate on the door, that within I would find Wesley Bartine. So, when I at last got inside, I saw seated behind a desk, which was piled high with books, a sober-looking fellow. I-Ie didn't look much like the fellow we remember, for the twenty years of separation had increased his august looks. But there was one feature' about him that I 'recognized-his corpulency. Why, to tell the truth, Wesley had actually grown stouter, if such a thing were possible. I-Ie had a bell-boy standing beside him, and all manner of con- trivances were about the room designed to facilitate his work. I readily discovered that this was all sham, that all this 'ner- vous huriy was unnecessary. I-Ie had hired several men to drive all around' the neighborhood in buggies, at break-neck pace, and thus deceive the populace, and make them fancy that his business was immense. One of the men whom he employed to drive around in this manner was Mandel. Davy had always manifested a particular interest in horses, and we all re- member his position as an unquestionable authority on the turf I-le was familiar with the characteristics of all the famous horses. The first criticism we remember him to have made was that day when he said Maud S. was bowl legged. Bartine also employed a number of men to keep pouring into his office at all hours, and to appear perfectly restored to health after visiting him. The reason lfVesley had moved out to this place from Philadelphia was because he was compelled to. VVhy his practice, as a physician, had been so detrimental to the U3 growth of population that people couldn't stand it, so they expressed him to the far West. Again the flame began to sink, but it was revived by the figure. I-Ie pointed to it, and I found that I was entering again the City of Brotherly Loveft I was away down town among the large bwayned people that are found among our law offices. Yes, it was down there in 'K Poverty Row I saw a modest- looking shingle, bearing the name William S. Outerbridge. Sammy is the name by which we remember him. Sammy is the fellow we used to envy for his position as Vice-President of the Argus Stock Company. fFor fear some one may be again deceived by our somewhat ambiguous language, I will state that the reason we admired this position was because Sammy by it had the control of those people who held all the Argus wealth. And our admiration, when sifted through, is found to be one of admiration for lucre, or love of that root. j To re- turn to that shingle. Under the name was the information, also very modest, Attorney-at-Law. But this wasn't all, for on entering the office I saw, seated behind a plain desk, but one which was stuffed full of important documents, a man whose face was careworn, a face which expressed to me that he had been engaged in great problems of the day, that he had decided great questions. I did not disturb him, but ascertained upon in- quiry that he had decided many great disputes, such as those arising between tug-ofwar teams, and also some of greater im- portance: for instance, one was Should 'Pop' be allowed to sell buns on the school pavement? There was a great cracking in the fireplace, and in the flame I saw a large building. The sign-board of this massive struct- ture had painted on it in large letters, '89's Electric Company. On entering the building I found myself in an ohtice in which were, seated a number of fellows whose faces I recognized, although they were somewhat disguised by flowing beards and wrinkled brows. Among them were McClellan, Rumpp, Hays There are exceptions to all rules. Let the reader not for one instant suppose that all in this town is brotherly love, or that the relations existing between the High School four dear sister Institutej and Us are examples of this loving senti- ment. V 114 and Arthur Greene. It seems that these fellows had formed a colossal electric company. They were running the whole city by electricity. Their furtive brains had carried them so far that by applying to them they would furnish one sufficient currants to satisfy one's appetite for a whole week. Although they were sued about once a month by persons who had been '-' hit by an electric current, and although they lost a great deal of money by employing fellows who had taken their course in our school, but who had been in the class of '90, yet, notwithstanding these great expenses, they were as thriving as the best company in town. Their prospects were bright as long as the city authorities were kept in ignorance of the charges they made and of the monopoly on life they held. A most mysterious scene now followed. The figure, who had been quietly gazing with me toward the hre, now bent forward and stirred the embers with his cane. Immediately there arose from the fire dense fumes of dihydricpotasichypophosphite. And presently, as the fumes curled up and Hlled the whole fireplace, -I saw distinctly in the midst of them the face of Wheeler. He had a bland smile on his countenance, which indicated that he was in perfect bliss among his chemicals--a successful chemist, a wide-famed promoter of science. Then the flickering flame began to grow darker, then the light it had shed began to droop, and, as the room became dimmed, the figure rose, then said: This is as true a prophetic line as a class ever received. Upon this all can build their hopes and shape their futures. Then, with a smile that bore in it all the goodwill and hearty wishes that such geniuses are wont to give, he faded, as mysteriously as he had come, into thin airf' He left me reclining in my chair with a brain that was really Working for once, and its labor was to present these various scenes in the order of their appearance. And so I have endeavored to follow the exact course that the mystic apparition has presented. 115 -l IRQ fl XX Qi 2 X ,114 QU!! ,. , X ' X -fvig q ag-ff' 'ui I ,Q-3.155 124,41 Q ,QQX fav Qxffg,-51 fwxy , gk x4 E- -9 xx. 7- I? --'1 k - -.f'.r? 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Special and Personal attention given to Ventilating and Modernizing Defective Plumbing and Drainage. H11 the latest appnoved Sanicarry Hpplianees. Reliable Work - - - - - - -X Fair Prices f 43 .490- as ERN 'X ' L.: - .1.,:::-ram: --if--1 112 NORTH TWELFTH STREET PHILADELPHIA .O A i 3. Y. I Qalgaqblex' gheetz, l -flvtfj-tif Plptogvafhevj, 17133 wjrqor gr. 828 .gfflg QQSI. .- .- .. .Q - -. .. -. - Special Ratens to Scholars of the Soho I Samuel Green 8 Qo., A Mfmufmwm W' School furnilure, Slole Qlochboarbs, elc. 7 wif 'Q KW S we exe f N exe ovEL'rv ELECTRIC Co. 50, 52 and 54 North Fourth St., PHILADELPHIA, PA. MANUFACTURERS, IMPGRTERS, DEALERS, AND MANUFACTURERS' AGENTS, Evrnvuaiie arcmacfii. The Novelty Electric Company is the largest Electrical Supply House in Philadel- phia, and is prepared to furnish at competitive rates every kind of Electrical Work and Supplies. In addition to fine goods of our own manufacture we carry in stock everything of Electrical merit from other manufacturers. ' We are agents of the Ball Electric Light Company, and erect its systems of Are and Incandescent lighting. We strongly recommend the Ball 800 candle light arc system, which we have in use in our own store and factory, as the best light in the market for the small power required to operate it. Call on us for further particulars and references. Our line of household appliances in Burglar Alarms, Electric Bell Systems, Electric Gas Lighting, etc., etc., include our own original designs, and are superior in style and workmanship to anything else in the market. We have given special attention- to perfecting original- systems of Fire Alarms, Watchman's Clocks and Registers, Automatic Engine Signals, etc., etc., for Mills, Factories and Corporations. New Design Stable Alarm. We are agents of the celebrated Okonite Wires, and offer these fine goods at the lowest competitive rates. A full line of all Oiiice and Telegraph Line YVires, Insulators, Pius, Liuemen's Tools, etc.. at lowest prices. Our line of Medical Batteries, Storage Batteries, Dry Batteries, Open Circuit Batter- ies, and Closed Circuit Batteries include every good thing in the market. Our Novelty A Battery is specially designed to give astrong current for experimental work. We import our own Rod Zines, and oifer a tine article of Zinc for use in our Novelty Disque and all other open-circuit Batteries. Poor Zinc is, not economical. We are .the only house in America, manufacturing a line of' small Motors and Elec- trical Toys for chilclren's use. ' Our Novelty Diamond Learners' Telegraph Instrument is made of 5 ohms and 20 ohms resist-ance. It is finely finished and the cheapest instrument in the market. - We are sole manuaicturers of the Lee Patent Electric Temperature Regulator, that can be applied to any stove or furnace, securing an even temperature and saving fuel. If you want anything in the Electrical line, large or small we will be pleased to hear from you. CHAS. E. TRUIVI P, GEN. MANAGER.