Philadelphia College of Osteopathic Medicine - Synapsis Yearbook (Philadelphia, PA)

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Surgery can be really tough . . . One of the things that keeps me going is this Red Man Chewing Tobacco . . It gives me long lasting, real satisfying flavor. Ju st a pinch between my cheek and gum gives me enough lift to finish up any old heart transplant . . . and it ' s sold at all leading surgical supply shops! RED MAN CHEWING TOBACCO COMMERCIAL: Doctor — John Bucholtz MR. BILL , a film by Chris Woodward and Scott Silverstein WEEKEND UPDATE: Jane Kurtiri — Betsy Wesley; Roseanna Roseanna Dana — Janice Knebl su - K - DR KVIST SKIT OR ONE SLEEPLESS NIGHT: Student Sophy; Wife — Lori Gable; Dr Kvist — Gus Eles

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Dom Glorioso, Kathy Lewis ■■Hi — . -- ' - m ¥ B 1 WA 1 M 1 1 DR. FLEIGELMAN SKIT: Dr Fleigelman — Marc Vengrove D.O.B. COMMERCIAL: Sue Schetter, Karen Kolodziejczak St. Nick — Bob Green DR ROBERTS SUPERMARKET Cadavers — Scott Silverstein. Chris Woodward. Gary Matusow

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Americm Neurologic Insthute or Sc ffi e ANIS SKIT: Dr Feaklc — Rob Martin; Assistant — Gloria Fioravanti V.T. SONG: Lead — John Fitzgerald; Black (Green) face Walk On — Howard Levin VT SONG When he was a young b oy He always knew he ' d be the undisputed chairman of Anatomy VT How ' d you get so funny ' : 1 Funny T Where ' d you get that money? Bom to be a doctor not a kyroproctor VINNIE Now if 1 only known He wanted us so smart 1 would have taken science instead of taking art VT 1 really thought he ' d flunk me He ' s my favonte Honky Old Man Ripper He don ' t do nothing He don ' t know nothing He just keeps on npping along Funky T Born to be a doctor not a kyroproctor Dancing through the O R They haven ' t caught him so far. In Surgery Tned to be a doctor Now he ' s just a proctor Watching me He gave his life to Lushka. Foramen of Morgagni He ' s a Roman What we ' re telling is true Now when I die I won ' t donate myself I don ' t want my body parts being thrown up on the shelf. Not me Could have won a Nobel. But what he did we won ' t tell Born to be a doctor not a kyroproctoi Born to be a doctor New you got that BOYS It ' s HIGHLY important You probably know this song better than anyone else in the city.