Pfeiffer University - Chimes Yearbook (Misenheimer, NC)

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Silent majority, Martha Mitchell, alka-seltzer, right-on, late permission, Rubber Ducky, “Herbert's a tool!’’, write Hanoi, Lt. Calley, See Art Marshall, Walter Hickle, Bobo, sideburns, tie-dye, the resurrection of Mickey Mouse, C. O., 178, Keever?, Jane Fonda, Harry Marr, the missing link, George, George, George of the Jungle, hostels, what do you want, good grammar or good taste?, No-Doz, Aldridge eats it!, here today, gone to- morrow, Dr. Jack Jones Early, mini, midi, maxi, vio- lence, Getting Straight, everything is beautiful, mack truck, you’ve got to be shitting me!, dufus!, give earth a chance, Myrtle Beach, do it!, dress becoming a Pfeiffer student, long-haired hippie freak, get a hair cut, Aquarius, Taurus, Libra, etc., The Boys in the. Band, gross national product, AIM, the Lame Duck, the Wild Duck, bet you can’t eat just one, weird harold, Pfabulous Pfurd, you meet the nicest people on a Honda, “I did it and I’m glad ... If I had the chance, I’d do it again!”, aren’t you glad you use Dial?, don’t you wish everybody did?, putting you first keeps us first, we try harder, Ford has a better idea, “Hey boy, you in a heap o' trouble,” the die-hard, I’ll say it: I have an irregularity problem every week, Visine gets the red out, It’s two, two, two mints in one, lead-free Amoco, but, I used a mouthwash this morning, let your fingers do the walking, soundsational radio, I want to make it perfectly clear, I am the President, Be a Man, join the Marines, “not now—not ever—NEVER!!!”, The Sterile Cuckoo, poached oysters, Spiro has athlete’s tongue, here comes the Grump, here comes the Grump, hotwheels, you’ve come a long way, baby, baby go bye- bye and her bumpety buggy, in the know, Oh, Calcutta, The Love Machine, Portnoy’s Complaint, David Frost, Dick Cavett, Nader’s Raiders, Goldie, Golda, Sesame St., Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid, goodnight, Chet, Haynsworth, Carswell, Tiny Tim, phased with- drawal, effete snobs, silly millimeter, recession, depression, inflation, demonstration, grits, Grits, Amerika, love it or leave it, no deposit, no return, busing, Chappaquidick, Kopechne, Kennedy, Sharon Tate, Manson, Chicago 8, Chicago 7, the man’s deodorant, M A S H, cyclamates, Warning, the Surgeon General has determined that cigarette smok- ing is hazardous to your health, Easy Rider, male, mail, Al Capp, stuff, heroin, pot, tripping, moog, mod, switched on, tune in, turn on, the love you take is equal to the love you make, Supplementary Credit, b.y.o.b., hangover, krispy kreme doughnuts, See me, feel me, touch me, feel me, John’s, Vietnam, San Clemente, Key Biscayne, Washington, As’s, nixon, Mr. Vidal, open dorms, barefooting, bells, 28109, 1971, beer, Strawberry Statement, Hendrix, Joplin, death, ecology, Honor Amerika Day, bullshit, stoned, birth control, Women’s Lib, ban the bra, BJB, Kill a Commie for Christ, token power, I’d do anything for you .... anything?, the devil made me do it, surprise people, serve Michelob, get some body with Halo, taste me, taste me, come on and taste me, “want to peel a tomato?”, please don’t squeeze the Charmin, Morgana, hogs are beautiful, take a tree to lunch, “Hi, guy!”, war, Woodstock, Santana, test tube babies, Kyrie Eleison, joint, In the year 2525, Nancy and the Doctor, prejudices, the new morality, horny, dudes, Catherine the Great, horses, fun, Amen and amen. That was the year it was and will be. Tomorrow is going to be a brand new day. Tomorrow, the sky will be a deep blue with small circling clouds. The leaves will be green, the grass will be green, the day will be bright. Tomorrow, we will smile. We will not worry about yesterday and today. No one will make us go to war. The walls will be torn down—we will be together—you and me. We will not have to lie, cheat, steal, deal, or hide in order to survive. Our minds will not be contaminated by the past. Overhead, the birds will reign without fear. We will be free and easy. Everyone everywhere will be a part of the same chorus. Tomorrow, there will be no kind of gaps no doubts no chaos no anarchy no enemy no violence no danger no restriction. There will be no more sorrow, tomorrow. Well, I must go now. It is time for me to wake up. “Reflections of the time it used to be .... ”