Pfeiffer University - Chimes Yearbook (Misenheimer, NC)

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How many pages? . . . I can read them in an hour, can ' t I ? . . . Who? I wouldn ' t date that scroungy thing for nothing . . . Who ' s dealing? . . . What? Five minutes . . . Well, I ' ll be . . . Where d id you get those pajamas? Those are the cutest shorties . . . Who ' s dealing? I want you to know, I went in that class and the first person he called I dunno, what ' s your average? . . . Transmigration of the soul? . . . I don ' t believe it . . . I wouldn ' t date that scroungy thing . . . Who ' s dealing? . . . This summer ... he was working down the street . . . I got it for three ninety-five . . . And he said that all I would have to do . . . What did you tell him . . . Lock the door ! Here she comes, put those cards up, she doesn ' t believe in it. How many pages was it? . . . Here ' s a penny for the coke . .«. I can read them in an hour . . . can ' t I? Who ' s dealing? . . .

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If you weren ' t so slow . . . we ' re late . . . Aw hush . . . Don ' t let the door slam . . . Sshh ... Wait till they start singing to sit down . . . I ain ' t traipsing down to the front . . . AMEN. LET US SING HYMN . . . Wait till they stand up, now . . . Where are we going? On that side . . . Where? Right down there . . . Where? Right over there ... Where? Behind Dr. . . . O.K.! Hurry up . . . Slip over some . . . WE ARE HAPPY TO HAVE WITH US . . . FACULTY, STUDENTS, IT IS INDEED . . . What did he say his name was ? . . . IT HAS BEEN A PLEASURE . . . LET US SING THE LAST TWO STANZAS . . . . . . AND GIVE YOU HIS PEACE. AMEN . . . Hurry ... Let ' s go out the back . . . What did he mean? What? What I mean is ... oh ... do you believe what he said about? Sure, don ' t you? I dunno . . . come on . . .