Pfeiffer University - Chimes Yearbook (Misenheimer, NC)

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Class Prophecy One week from tonight we will have a gen- uine square dance at the community barn. Le- roy Gilliespie, The Mad Fiddler, and his men will give out with the good ole folk tunes. Accompanying him on the guitars are Keith Little and Carlton Rogers. Robert Freeman will do the calling. Lee Hicks, who happens to be a girl, has returned to Misenheimer to teach Bible at the public school and become head of the Religious Activities Committee. The New York Yankees’ newest pitching sensation is Karl Friedricks. He whizzes that ole apple right by the batters and they can't hit what they can't see. Looks like the Yanks are going to win their 11th consecutive World Series Penant. The newest weight lifting champ is Bry- son Irvin. One look at him and you can tell he is a weight lifter. Oh. those muscles! Remember Harold Jenkins? He is now Sec- retary of State to the Government of the United States. So far we have had only friendly terms with all nations. Jimmy Allen is Big Chief of all the college annexes in North Carolina. He keeps all of them in cokes, ice cream, candy and what- have-you. Shall we speak to James? The Third Church of Misenheimer has a new pastor. He is Rev. James Armstrong. We are really happy to have another of our boys here. Others are Rev. Cecil Myrick of the First Methodist Church and Rev. Reginald Cooke of the Second Methodist Church. Lyman De Bernie” Austin, now President of the International Crimebusters Ring, has re- ceived the Pulitzer Prize for outstanding work in that field. You see we only have one mur- der a year now that Lyman has taken over. The President of the United States, Hunter Ballew. will be in Misenheimer to speak to The American Legion, Commander Boyd Rogers an- nounces. Robert Austin, now the highest paid actor in Hollywood, will make a personal appearance at the Premier I heatre in Misenheimer, Decem- ber 5 th. Charles Bame. Boss of the F. B. I., has really done a fine job in hunting down inter- national criminals who have been smuggled into the United States. I he Lib Abner Club has elected George Barringer as it’s new president. He got his start at Pfeiffer in 1950 by wining the Lib Abner Contest on Sadie Hawkins’ Day. Home Fconomics Director at Pfeiffer, Myr- tle Bescher. has just invented a sewing machine that makes clothes while you clean house. She hasn't gotten a patent on it yet. but there isn’t any doubt that she will get it. The Brooklyn Dodgers star short-stop, Eu- gene Bolick, is out of the starting line-up due to injuries. Manager Don Lujack has substi- tuted Ray Puddin Hovis in his place. Ray usually plays catcher. Wendell Brooks and Bobby Warlick are now the top History professors at Misenheimer City College. St. Louis, which has been at the bottom of the baseball’s batting list has a new manager. I homas Burkhead is hoping to pull those Cardinals up out of that slump. Knowing Tom, there just isn't much hope for the rest of the league. The University of North Carolina has the most outstanding Home Economics Department in the world. They have the department’s chairman. Frances Cashwell, to thank for that. Walter Buddy Cavin, owner and manager of the most celebrated restaurant in the states. The Magnolia. has as his chief bottle washer the one and only Joseph Cook. Folks, this is a bulletin hot off the press from the judges of the Mr. America con- test. T he winner—Johnny Haire! Hurray for Johnny! Pfeiffer’s basketball coach. Clarence Earn- heart, was chosen top coach in the state. His assistant. Glenn Monteith. has been chosen to coach at Wake Forest next year. The Nobel Prize winner for Outstanding Literary Works. Gurley Hatley, will be in town next month to lecture to The Womens Auxil- iary, headed by Pat Parrish and Barbara Teague. Bob Huntley, recently nominated for mayor of Albemarle, has gone on a campaign tour in Stanly. Rowan, and Catawba Counties. Poli- tics you know. Herbert Ingram is now working on his Masters Degree at Ohio State University, in Co- lumbus. Ohio. Dr. James Slick Johnson, head of the Thompson Memorial Hospital in Misenheimer. has started a campaign to raise money for a new and larger children’s ward. Do your part to help him help your children. James Kennedy and Allred Perryman have a very profitable business in High Point. N. C. They have bought out three furniture companies and are enlarging all three of them. Dallas Sawyer, president of the International Y. M. C. A., has appointed Robert Lowder 26 I Continued on page 71)

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Last Will and Testament ARTICLE I To President and Mrs. Waggoner, who have devoted their time and interests to us. we ex- tend our thanks and appreciation. ARTICLE II To the faculty we bequeath our sincerest appreciation for their laborious and patient hours in helping us achieve our purpose here and for leading us forth to brighter and more successful years. ARTICLE III Individuals among us bequeath the follow- ing : I. Lyman Austin, will my ring to Needle so he can marry Big Ella. Charles Bame wills his big mannish voice to Gus Lopez. Tom Burkhead leaves his love of English Literature to Thurmond Lakey. I, Joe Cook, leave my love for Mr. Som- mers and chemistry to Pauline Bullard. Johnny Haire leaves his physique which is the envy of all the boys t Donald Brooks. I, Ray Hovis. will my position as catcher on the baseball team to Tommy Yountz. I. Harry Hunsucker, will my good looks to Bob Ward. Robert Huntley leaves pleasant memories of Pfeiffer to Perlene Hartsell. I. James Kennedy, leave my dramatic role as lover to Bobby Carter. Steve Kostow wills to Bob Loftin his good English Literature grades and his place on the basketball team. Bob O’Leary and John Hennessy leave their positions on the ball team and their expert ball handling to Richard Dallas and John Zinevich. I, Alfred Perryman, leave my ability to wash pots and pans in the kitchen to Marshall Ragsdale. Carlton Rogers leaves his patriotic duty to any early bird among the Freshmen. We. Jack Moore and Lou Selikowitz, leave our pleasing personalities to C. J. Hartsell and Alexander Berryhill. Tony Torres leaves his singing ability to Bill Linison. Johnny Walker leaves his ability to read French to Melba W illis. Jack Wrenn leaves the fourth step on Merner porch to any boy going with a girl in room 24. Fred Murphy and Morris Whitaker leave their crops of red hair to Bill Clark. Robert Wilkinson leaves Mrs. Waldroff, I, Richard Burton, bequeath my titles, Pres- ident of Probation Society and I he Hated Pub- lican, to Lover-Boy” Browder. Ralph Cole leaves to marry Jane Crowell. William Wade and Boyd Rogers leave their daily trips to Pfeiffer to Noah Hill and Larry Lowder. Robert A. Lowder leaves to tend to the babies. Walter Cavin leaves his Physio-Chemic ability to Ted Hughes. Mazelle Russell leaves her tall tales about coming late to Doris Russell. With pleasure Norma Bogle leaves her Eng- lish Literature reports and notes to Sue Hodges. Dorothy Bruce leaves her alarm clock to Peggy Furr since she always had it anyway. Betty Campbell leaves her big mouth to Joan Needham hoping she will keep her foot out of it more than she did. I, Frances Cashwell. leave my physique to dear old Junie. Betty Daves leaves her ability as a good secretary to Carolyn Wilkinson. Judy Davis leaves her quiet nature to Car- ter and hopes she learns to dodge Trouble.” The Dulins and Duck” leave their room and new paint job to anyone who will take care of it. Lee Hicks leaves her twinkling eyes to any Freshman who desires to have such typical fea- tures. Ruth Madison leaves her love for butter- fingers to anyone who isn’t on a diet. To anyone who has trouble with shyness Pat Parrish leaves her sympathy. Barbara Teague leaves room No. 4 in Rowe with its pleasant memories to Virginia Craven. To Peggy Redfern Pat Watterson leaves her slimness and ability to jitterbug. Mary Alice Allen leaves her base voice which terrifies the unwary girls in Rowe to Lillian Allen. Myrtle Bescher leaves her ability to make wonderful cakes to any Freshman who makes all A s in Foods. Lois Broyles leaves her ability as a good waitress to Ruth Lackey. Jimmy Allen leaves both Sunday School No. 1 and love of track to Bill Allen. James Armstrong leaves his job as mana- ger of the basketball team to Lou Portella Robert Austin leaves his nonsense to Don- ald Craft. Hunter Ballew bequeaths his executive abil- ity to Jack Cantaloupo. 28