Petoskey High School - Observer Yearbook (Petoskey, MI)

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Bob Ramsdell4-CAt ticket offical 'Have you got a seat'left? - i Ticket Seller- Yes, U-183' ' V , Bob- I am, but if it's that sort of a showfl don't want a ticket. ik Ill ik Ill Pat-- How much do yez weigh, Mike? I A Mike- Oi weigh 175 pounds. - Pat- G'wan, yez must have got weighed with yer overcoat on. Mike-- Oi did not. Oi held it in me arms all the time. I is ass: Miss Ripley- Where are the Finns located? Bud Dashner- On the fishes, ma'am. 28 HF 'll Ik Ruth C.-fIn Zoologyj Miss Sickles, this bee has lost it's antlersf' Ill wk ik 'll H n Alice- I wish I knew the names of the girls you go out with i the summer. ' ' ' Denny- I wish I did myself. . rss: p Queen Eliz.-lto Walter Raleighl Keep your shirt on Walt! lk wk if 8 Jack Quinn- Ever study a blotter? ' I Clyde McManus- No, foolish. Jack- Very absorbing thing. lk lk lk lk Miss Beebe- Can someone mention something important that did not exist 100 years ago? ' ' Clark Travis-NME! p K Q h Q h - all if all HK Mother-'e'Did Charleskiss you last nite? I-Ielen- Well, I'll admit there was a slight labial juxtaposition as Charles departed, but it was only momentary and therefore in- nocuous. ik Pk PF ' if U A Selling Observers Don Wade- Got two orders this P. M. Jerry Niles-- Thasso ? Don- Yah, Get out and stay out. A if if Bk PK Esther- Every time I see our clock I think of you. K. White' CEnrapturedJ Why? ' .A E. H.- It's a cuckoo. PAGE NINETY-TWO

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The sweet thing was going thru the locomotive plant. Finally she turn- ed to the young man showing her the place and said: What's that big thing over there? K That's a locomotive boiler. But what do they boil locomotives for? To make the locomotive tender. IF Ik 'II ill Zipp4- Last nite I dreamt I saw my girl's heart and saw my name writ- ten there. Locke- Yeah? Well, last night I dreamt I saw my gir1's heart. Zipp-- Well- Locke- It looked like a hotel register. lk 'lf Ill ik In the days of old, so we are told, They danced ----- like ----- this. In modern times they've grown quite bold, Anddancelikethis. ' :rams Stude-fConjugating Latin verbl A-ma-bor. Voice- Well, we know it. ik if III lk On the Football Trip. Heemtsra- Is there any soup on the menu? Bacon- There was, but I wiped it off. VII Ik 314 Ik In Physics Lab. Hey, bring me four amperesf' Ik wk lk Ill Messenger Boy-12:30 A. MJ Is this where Talbot Hewitt lives? Weary Feminine Voice-fUpstairsJ Yes, bring him in. 'lf Ill lk lk Prof.- Name some of the memorable dates of history. Stude- Antony's date with Cleopatra. Ik ik 'll ill Why Ev! Ev. Ramsdell-Cln Zoologyj Miss Sickles, didn't you have a tape worm .last year? Ill 'lf ik HIS Ike Tillotson was digging postholes for the goal posts at the fair grounds. Heemstra came along. Say Ike, he said, Do you think you can get all that dirt back in that hole? . Ike looked at the pile of dirt, and, after weighty deliberation said, Nope, I don't think I've dug the hole deep enough. PAGE NINETY-ONE

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