Petoskey High School - Observer Yearbook (Petoskey, MI)

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Tailor-fMeasuring Locke for a suitj Do you want a cuff on the trousers? Locke- Do you want a slap on the mouth? if Ik Ill 28 Young Man- Is Dorothy in? Mrs.- She's engaged now. Young Man-fMeeklyJ I know it. I'm what she's engaged to. if HI' 'll Ik Clarke Travis- Say, Pm sure enjoying this show. Cam Foley- So am I. Whose hand are you holding? if if if Pk The man who liketh not our jests Would surely change his views, Could he compare the ones we print With those we do not use. Ill HF Pk Ik H. Pennabaker-Un cooking classl Isn't reading a cook book ex- citing? B. Snyder- Yes, there are some stirring passages in it. QI S wk ak Ev. Ramsdell- Where you goin' ole top? Her Dad- To Church. Ev.- Ta Ta-Sweet dreams. Ik Pk PK lk Chemistry C May it never perishj Miss Sickles- Paul Hosrnan, what is a salt? Paul-CAfter deep meditationj An old retired sailor. if Bk lk if Change for Marietta, change for Marietta, bawled the conductor. Bacon- Well, I don't know the young lady, but I'1l chip in a dime. ' HIS wk Pk if Lillian Pope- Jim kissed me last nite. Vera Engle- Is that right? Lillian- Maybe not, but it's so. 'll Pk Pk ik Testimonial 728 Dear Doc:- For some time I was troubled wit'h sleeplessness, but hearing of your wonderful remedy for insomnia, I purchased a bottle, fed it to the cats in some milk and since then have slept like a top. Gratefully, H. S. Bates. PAGE ONE HUNDRED THREE

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' Philosophy. Stude wakes up as name is called. Does not move. Prof.- What is work? Stude-- Everything is work. Prof.- Do you mean to say the desk you are sitting in is work? Stude- Uh huh-wood work. Goes back to sleep. Ik if t lk Hosman- Did you ever catch your girl flirting? Zipp- Sure that's the way I caught her. lk Ik lk if G.- How do you know it's her own complexion? Bruce- Saw her pay for it. Pk SK lk Ill Brilliant Latin Translations. M. Sager- Aeneas stood with ears erect. M. Hinkley- The dusty herd scudded over the patient fields. G. Quinlan- His hair stood on end and his tongue stuck in his throat ir Uk Ik IIS Isabelle Henika-fMeeklyJ Maston . M. Spencer- What, dear? I. H.- Aw, shut up. 28 il if Ill Zipp- I call my girl Hinges. Mac- Why? Zipp- She's something to adore. 3,11 lk Ik A dance A date Perchance Out late A class A quiz No pass Gee whiz! ik Ik Sk lk Scene: Bay View Park. Dramatis Personae-Slim Darling, two gum-chewing hobbies, and Slim's insect. Man-fAppearing in parkJ What are you doing in here? Gump-fWinding flivverj Gettin' out. Quick curtain. if Ik if Fl' Mr. Bates-- How did you get this problem? Bob Klise- By graph. Honest voice- You mean graft. PAGE ONE HUNDRED TWO

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Dorothea Barnes- I believe I have a cold or something in my head. Ed. Smith- Probably a cold. wk lk HF SF Clyde Mattison- Your dad must have been a strong man. Harry Beese- Why ? Clyde-- He raised such a big dumb-bell. il IK ik 'll Julius Caesar-QHaving cut himself while shavingj D-! !? ?XX etc. Labienus- What ho, my lord, what ho? Julius Caesar- What hoe, what hoe? Gillette, D- it, Gillette. if Y lil lk Fresh- What is a caterpillar? Fresher- An upholstered worm. wk ill 'll Ill It was a cold and wintry nite, A man stood on the street, His aged eyes were full of tears- His boots were full of feet. Ik vt II' at Savvy ? Musty- Are you going to the dance to-night? Chim- No, Musty- What size shirt do you wear? if lk ill PF A man entered Barber's Drug store and asked for half a pills. Do you want them in a box? asked Ralph Wolfe. Oh ce1'tainly notg I was thinking of rolling them home. if wk 41 PF Simple- Come out into the garden with me. Dimple- Not Withoutpa chaperon. Simple- But we don't need one. Dimple- Then I don't want to go. Sk Ulf Senior Much learning, Swelled head, Brain fever- He's dead. Junior False fair one, Hope fled, Heart broken- He's dead. PF lk Sophomore dozen quinine Went skating, 'Tis said, Ice hit him- He's dead. Freshman Milk famine, Not fedg Starvation- He's dead. PAGE ONE HUNDRED FOUR