Petoskey High School - Observer Yearbook (Petoskey, MI)

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Whiskey shortens a man's life. Yes, but he sees twice as much in the same length of time. 28 wk It Ik I wish I were a lipstick Held in my sweethearts hand, And every time she used the thing- Gosh, ain't nature grand? lk if lk lk Heemstra- How does the heat of the stove get out into the room? Emery Feather- The wind blows down the chimney and forces it out. if ik 8 ik Alice- Where were you last nite? Denny-- It's a lie. Who told you? Ill 'll ik lk Griggs-iln gym classy Now boys, lie on your backs and go thru the motions of riding a bicycle. Hey you! Why a1'en't your feet mov- ing? Glen Saigeon- Pm coasting. . Sk ll' if ill Hilda Pennabaker made a mistake the other day and ate some birdseed for some lcereal. Now she sleeps with her head under her arms. 'F lk lk Ill What is a sea-horse? The present tense of a saw horse. Then what is a hydraulic ram? A submarine goat. lk Ill Ik lk Tramp-'-'P1ease, sir, I'm looking for a little succor. Benny Spaulding-- Well, do I look like him? lk 18 lk wk Heemstra- While I am gone you will take these assignments: Four ' experiments in the manual, next 8 exercises in the book and prob- lems at the end, 27 of them, and a four page essay on the metric system. I Ed. Smith-- Where can we find a log? Heemstra-- What do you want with a log? Ed.- I thought we might Whittle it down to a toothpick in our spare time. Ill Ik 'll FF Passus sum iam. There isn't any jam left. il lk lk IF Bob- Liz and G. are about the same size aren't they? Eddie-- Yaa, but G. is rounder. PAGE ONE HUNDRED

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' Philosophy. Stude wakes up as name is called. Does not move. Prof.- What is work? Stude-- Everything is work. Prof.- Do you mean to say the desk you are sitting in is work? Stude- Uh huh-wood work. Goes back to sleep. Ik if t lk Hosman- Did you ever catch your girl flirting? Zipp- Sure that's the way I caught her. lk Ik lk if G.- How do you know it's her own complexion? Bruce- Saw her pay for it. Pk SK lk Ill Brilliant Latin Translations. M. Sager- Aeneas stood with ears erect. M. Hinkley- The dusty herd scudded over the patient fields. G. Quinlan- His hair stood on end and his tongue stuck in his throat ir Uk Ik IIS Isabelle Henika-fMeeklyJ Maston . M. Spencer- What, dear? I. H.- Aw, shut up. 28 il if Ill Zipp- I call my girl Hinges. Mac- Why? Zipp- She's something to adore. 3,11 lk Ik A dance A date Perchance Out late A class A quiz No pass Gee whiz! ik Ik Sk lk Scene: Bay View Park. Dramatis Personae-Slim Darling, two gum-chewing hobbies, and Slim's insect. Man-fAppearing in parkJ What are you doing in here? Gump-fWinding flivverj Gettin' out. Quick curtain. if Ik if Fl' Mr. Bates-- How did you get this problem? Bob Klise- By graph. Honest voice- You mean graft. PAGE ONE HUNDRED TWO