Petoskey High School - Observer Yearbook (Petoskey, MI)

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Denny Woodruff lost his iiivver but he got it back by running-this ad in the personal column- Lizzie, come home. All is forgiven. . . 'll if Uk Ik Chim- What do you say to a tramp along the lake? Clara Locke+ I never speak to the horrid things. ak 'F 'Il lk Miss Sickles- Oswald, you may give me three proofs that the world is round. Oz. Stone-- Well, the book says so, you say so, and Pa says so. Pk HF 24 'F Denny W.-CAt bankj I want to deposit 9610. I've.sold my Ford. Jimmie Niles- Why didn't you come to me? I might have given you S12 myself. Ik Sk lk il Sap- Where do the bugs go in the winter? Sapper-- Se.arch me. lk Sk wk Pk Poetry. Last Tuesday morning, just at nite, I saw ten thousand miles away A houseg just out of sight. The walls protruded backward The front was in the back It stood between three others And it was white-washed black. 'Twas one September morning Last October in July . The moon was thick upon the ground The mud was shining in the sky The flowers were singing sweetly The birds were in full bloom As I went down cellar To sweep an upstairs room. Bk Pk Bk lil l I hate to ask questions: So would someone kindly ask if Chim Curtis played in the Soo football game? If so, was he hurt? How? When? Where? Why? Thank you. at A Freshman Girl. Ik ar if Jokes in other books remind us That we have some bum ones toog Blame yourself-they'd sure been better . If-you'd handed in a few. IF SF ill PF Barber- How do you want your hair cut? Maurice Woodruff- Aw, line 'em up, number 'em off to the right, and cut every third one. PAGE NINETY-SEVEN

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Slushlrifie wore my picture' over his heart and he said it stopped a u e . Sympathetic Friend- No wonder. It would stop a clock. ik Sk if ill Shall I brush you OE, sir? said the porter as the train pulled into Saginaw. ' No thanks, said Geo. Danser, I prefer to get off in the regular way. ' :swrwrx Bailey- What would you do if you Wvere in my shoes? Speck- Get 'em shined. PF Pk lk ik Kelley- Why didn't you answer my note? Frank Cooper- I never received it. ' Kelley- You didn't? Frank- No! Besides I didn't like some of the things you said in it. FF X if wk lst he.- I'm trying my best to get ahead. 2nd he.- You need one. Il IF K Ik lk Miss Ripley- Where are the Hawaiian Islands? Bob Klise-fAsleepJ Wha-a-t? Miss Ripley- Hawaii? Bob- Oh, I'm all right. lk Y 'll 'F Charlie Galster to Locke- Say, you can't shuck peanuts in here. Locke- Yes I can, but I'd be much obliged if you'd turn on the lights. 'II if if SIG Liz. Shoemaker-QTo G. E. QJ I am going to get some new Pointex Hose. This was overheard by Alice Miller. Next day, fto Frances Cooperj I'm going down to get some Pyrex hose. ik Ill HF Pk Mr. Annesser--Cat head of stairsl Doesn't that young man know how to say goodnight? Gertrude-Qin darkened hallj I'll say he does. if H8 if HF Bob Ramsdell-Ccoming in rather latel See that chalk on my shoulder? Ev.- Yeh? ' Bob- Well, that ain't chalk. wr ag an wr R. McC.- Nope, I'm not going to marry 'till I find some girl my direct opposite. Jack Quinn- That's easy, there are lots of bright, intelligent girls around the neighborhood. PAGE NINETY-SIX

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Do you love me? said the paper to the sugar. Pm just wrapped up in you. You sweet thing. if HF Ill lk George Zipp- I wish to ask a question concerning tragedy. Mrs. Stech- Well? ' Zipp- What is my mark? ' Ill lk X if Miss Tousley--1English VID When did Lowell write 'The Present Crisis?' G Emerson Frye- When he married Maria Whitman. III il Ill lk In Geometry Class Maurice Woodruff- How do you construct an oblong? Bob Ramsdell- What does it look like? Maurice-- It's a circle that's longer than it is wide. 'F 'IK if Ik Kenny Young- I wrote my teacher a note at the end of my exam paper telling her how much I enjoyedthe course. Bill Ellis- What did she say? Kenny- Said if I enjoyed it so much I could take it over, 'll lk 8.1K Bailey-fTelling 'emi And we heard a pack of wolves behind usp now we could hear their panting breathg at last I felt their muzzles touch me ! Geo. Danser- I'll bet you were glad, weren't you? Bailey- Glad! Why? Danser- To know they had their muzzles on. i ll' Ik Sk I stood on the bridge at midnight- Talking to the tollman's daughterg The tollman took the bridge away, And we fell in the water. lk Ill 'IH Ik Spike Brogan-- Got a hundred on two tests today. Forrest Clements-- How come? Spike-N50 in Chemistry and 50 in Geometry. if lk ik 'F At Senior Play. Olive- Why didn't you tell me I had rouge on my nose during' re- hearsal? ' Don Reed-- How do I know where you want to wear your complexion? 'll 'll lk lk , The Freshman class of 72 cast 83 votes. Nine rahs for higher education. PAGE NINETY-EIGHT