Petoskey High School - Observer Yearbook (Petoskey, MI)

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Slushlrifie wore my picture' over his heart and he said it stopped a u e . Sympathetic Friend- No wonder. It would stop a clock. ik Sk if ill Shall I brush you OE, sir? said the porter as the train pulled into Saginaw. ' No thanks, said Geo. Danser, I prefer to get off in the regular way. ' :swrwrx Bailey- What would you do if you Wvere in my shoes? Speck- Get 'em shined. PF Pk lk ik Kelley- Why didn't you answer my note? Frank Cooper- I never received it. ' Kelley- You didn't? Frank- No! Besides I didn't like some of the things you said in it. FF X if wk lst he.- I'm trying my best to get ahead. 2nd he.- You need one. Il IF K Ik lk Miss Ripley- Where are the Hawaiian Islands? Bob Klise-fAsleepJ Wha-a-t? Miss Ripley- Hawaii? Bob- Oh, I'm all right. lk Y 'll 'F Charlie Galster to Locke- Say, you can't shuck peanuts in here. Locke- Yes I can, but I'd be much obliged if you'd turn on the lights. 'II if if SIG Liz. Shoemaker-QTo G. E. QJ I am going to get some new Pointex Hose. This was overheard by Alice Miller. Next day, fto Frances Cooperj I'm going down to get some Pyrex hose. ik Ill HF Pk Mr. Annesser--Cat head of stairsl Doesn't that young man know how to say goodnight? Gertrude-Qin darkened hallj I'll say he does. if H8 if HF Bob Ramsdell-Ccoming in rather latel See that chalk on my shoulder? Ev.- Yeh? ' Bob- Well, that ain't chalk. wr ag an wr R. McC.- Nope, I'm not going to marry 'till I find some girl my direct opposite. Jack Quinn- That's easy, there are lots of bright, intelligent girls around the neighborhood. PAGE NINETY-SIX

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Mary had a little lamb I-Ier father killed it deadg Now she takes it oi to school Between two hunks of bread. Il' Sk HF ik Bud Dashner-fCalling off a datej Can't come up to-night. Gotta go to the dentist's. A cavity fell out. ak an as Ks: More Poetry lMany a glance around him stole As his of chink he chunk Many a wicked smile he smole And many a wink he wunk. Do right and fear no man. Don't write and fear no woman. xxarse' She looked up into his eyes and whispered, I'll be yours if you want me, I don't like the other boys any more. I never did. I She fell into his armsg Their lips met-she had won another Senior ring. Guess whose? Ik Ik Ill lk Fritz Curtis- Say, Chim, one of the fellows said Ilooked like you. Chim-- What did you say? Fritz- Nothing, He was bigger 'n me. ill ii lk 'll Simple ? Denny W.- What ya got? Hosman- Nuthin'. D. W.- Where 'ja get it? ik HI' Ik ll' On the mule we find Two legs behind, And two we find beforeg We tickle behind Before we find What the two behind be for. ll! Ik lk wk A fool and his money are hard to find. I if ll' IF HF Customer- What have you in the shape of automobile tires? Speck Dean- Funeral wreaths, life preservers, invalid 'cushions and doughnuts. ll' H14 ill' if Musty-- Here's that dollar I borrowed from you last week. Stub- Gosh, I'd forgotten all about it. Musty- Well, why in heck didn't you say so? PAGE NINETY-FIVE

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Denny Woodruff lost his iiivver but he got it back by running-this ad in the personal column- Lizzie, come home. All is forgiven. . . 'll if Uk Ik Chim- What do you say to a tramp along the lake? Clara Locke+ I never speak to the horrid things. ak 'F 'Il lk Miss Sickles- Oswald, you may give me three proofs that the world is round. Oz. Stone-- Well, the book says so, you say so, and Pa says so. Pk HF 24 'F Denny W.-CAt bankj I want to deposit 9610. I've.sold my Ford. Jimmie Niles- Why didn't you come to me? I might have given you S12 myself. Ik Sk lk il Sap- Where do the bugs go in the winter? Sapper-- Se.arch me. lk Sk wk Pk Poetry. Last Tuesday morning, just at nite, I saw ten thousand miles away A houseg just out of sight. The walls protruded backward The front was in the back It stood between three others And it was white-washed black. 'Twas one September morning Last October in July . The moon was thick upon the ground The mud was shining in the sky The flowers were singing sweetly The birds were in full bloom As I went down cellar To sweep an upstairs room. Bk Pk Bk lil l I hate to ask questions: So would someone kindly ask if Chim Curtis played in the Soo football game? If so, was he hurt? How? When? Where? Why? Thank you. at A Freshman Girl. Ik ar if Jokes in other books remind us That we have some bum ones toog Blame yourself-they'd sure been better . If-you'd handed in a few. IF SF ill PF Barber- How do you want your hair cut? Maurice Woodruff- Aw, line 'em up, number 'em off to the right, and cut every third one. PAGE NINETY-SEVEN