Peterstown High School - Treasure Chest Yearbook (Peterstown, WV)

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THI G WE LIKE T0 D0 Have long assemblies Have student teachers Lose our books Date upper classmen Write notes Attend movies Have parties Go to the office Eat our lunch Attend ball games Have class meetings Have pep meetings Tease upper classmen Come to school Chew gum in class Square dance Sing in the choir Be in the band Pose for pictures Walk quietly up the hall Sit at home every night Scuffle in the hall Tease the teachers JOKE The farmer had watched Ia mes Hutchison working on his secondhand car for about an hour. James: What are you looking at? Is this the first motor car you ever saw? Farmer: No, but it's very much like it. Mrs. Humphrey: When I wasa child I was told that if I made ugly faces, my face would stay like that. Tommy Rorrer: Well, you can't say you weren't warned, Mrs. Humphrey! Wanda McCormick: 'Married women wear wedding rings. Why don't married men wear something to distinguish them from single ones? Roy Campbell: They do. Worried looks. Mr. Crotty: My doctor tells me I can't play basketball. Mr. Phillips: 'So he's played with you too? Junior Amos: Do you know that your dog bit my mother-in-law yesterday? Thurmond Brewster: No, is that so? Well, I suppose you will sue me for damages? Junior Amos: Not at all. What will you take for the dog? 58

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CLASS PROPHECY fcontinued from page 201 James Hutchison now has his own school for teaching girls to drive. Ann Dillon, lady wrestler, is very popular throughout the country, as Fearless Ga1. Press states that the brain man philosopher, Sam Wickline, has told Charley Houchins how to run a school. Mavis Hodges is one of the prominent teachers at West Virginia University. Ralph Campbell has been selected Mr. Universe for 1960, Evelyn Hylton is now operating the Hi Tone parlor giving permanent waves. The Monroe Daily stated that Harold Long, the professional bulldozer operator, has been arrested for speeding again. Louise Keatley is now teaching Bookkeeping at McLains Business School. She is a very prominent teacher and is liked by everyone. Elmo Stover, the famous moonshine distiller, has made another run on the Rock Camp Bank. Mary Lee Vaughan is now making a nation wide tour with the Ice Follies. She is the only girl skater who can do the split on ice. The well-known Richard Pennington, although he is acalm hearted lad, has made off with the millions from the Sarton Trust Association. Ardella Long famous Broadway comedian is always doing something for a laugh. The hermit, Carlton Reese, was seen leading his burros through Ballard singing, The Red Headed Stranger. Out of the future comes the sound of heartbeats, as we see out of the page of life, that rooting-tooting goon, Roy Campbell, riding the ranges of Texas. Duane Davis is a retired engineer and has just completed his tour across the continent in which he has transported his wife along with him in a wheelbarrow. 60