Petersburg High School - Pirateer Yearbook (Petersburg, NE)

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Sophomores Barb Ackerman Lance Arends Dan Brachle Virg Foss Julis Kettler Larry Knust Dan Luettel John Majerus Ruth Majerus Sophomores represent the in-between stage in high school--too young to be with juniors and much too old for the freshman! And so the class of '76' remains more to itself, creating their own fun and excitement Sophomores parties are the sights of many memo- ries. But parties aren't their only concern. Seriousness must be given to studies and extra-curricular activities. 25

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Junior Prophesies In ten years we see Ken A. working side by side with Sox and Martins pit crew patting clorox on the slicks! ! ! After three years at IGA, Donna L. finally figured out how to open a cash register! ! ! In the near future we see Dan K. behind bars. He was caught poaching!!! In the future we see Doris P. as Barbara Streistand's identical standin, in The Way We Were! !! In the future we see Ben W. playing pro basketball for the Raeville Rockets! !! Jean D. after 4 hard years of college has perfected her wiggle and is teaching it to her Kindergarten! ! ! We see Les, Jody, and Ben on their honeymoon, after all they couldn't leave Ben at home! ! ! In the future we see Vicki V. has succeeded in making Petersburg the Pickle Capitol of the World ! ! ! In the future we see Steve S. imitating Evil Knievil by riding his bike in the pasture, jumping cow chips with his ten speed. Marv M. has invented a cork so he can keep his half can of beer till next Saturday night's Raeville dance! ! ! Sally Vacha has finished beauty school. Her first 2 customers were Les D. and Steve S. for a hair straightening job!!! Marcis F. is still using her ability in public speaking and after 5 years is the Spieker of the house! ! ! Patty S. after 10 years gave up teaching and is zip-stripping furniture! ! Vince V. after 50 years of chasing girls is just entering his prime!! ! Phil W. decided to give up on mascara and let his mustache grow by itself!! ! Kevin Z. solved the energy crisis and is a much sought after dinner speaker talking on How to increase bean production!!! In a few years we see Jim M. in the Mr. America beauty contest, featuring his dimples! !! Larry W. will be spending his future evenings memorizing the county road maps, learning where all the dead ends are ! ! ! In the future we see Jody H. as head cheerleader of the Raeville Rockets!.! In the near future we see Lavern S. mastering the art of picking pickles! ! In five years we see Vernon S. taking Kenny Delay's place as town cop, from all his experience in school plays!!! In the foreseeable future we see President Nixon resigning and Deb T. taking over with the experience she got as High School Pep Club President! ! ! In a few years we see Laura S. working diligently with her lawyer trying to acquit Dan K. on a poaching charge!!! In 30 years we see Leo M. as the assistant clean-up boy at the Madison Pork Plant! !! In the future we see Steve H. doing anti-perspirant commercials. His favorite ad is lifting his arms saying Stains.. . not me! !! In five years we see Diane K. signing with the Ringling Brothers, featuring the Worlds Largest Human Mouth! ! ! In the future we see Deb K. moving to the city after all her hard years of labor on the farm! !! In the future we see ALL the SENIORS attending AA meetings. 24

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Nancy Mescher Bob Petche Doris Salber Dave Seier Alice Schmitz Darlene Starman Deanna Starman Nancy Starman Nancy and Nancy get into some sticky trouble.