Petersburg High School - Missile Yearbook (Petersburg, VA)

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Greatest Want and Lost and Found medium in Virginia, and one of the best in America. [Want Ad. Rates: Monthly, one cent per word when paid for in advance. No ad. taken for less than 20 cents. No ad. taken for less than 25 cents when ’phoned in or charged at the counter. ’Phone orders not guaranteed. Classifications not guaranteed after Missile goes to press. For business contracts, send for the Want Ad. Boy. ’Phone 159]. Wanted: A little animation. — Mr. Bowman. Wanted: By the IVA class, one copy of Skeat’s edi- tion of Chaucer’s Prologue. Wanted: The twenty minutes willed to her by the February class which Mr. Smithey has taken for assem- bly. — Miss Rives. Wanted: A high chair for the baby of IIIA class, — “Microbe.” Wanted: A special dinner for Mr. S. of IIIB at 1:50 o’clock daily. Wanted: By the IVA class, a memory machine for Mr. B’s especial benefit. Wanted; A dictaphone for IIIB to be used at dicta- tion times, when everybody gets excited. Wanted: A mosquito-net to keep the “Skeeter” from the “Peach” of the IIIA class. Wanted: An advance copy of the IVB examinations.

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26 THE MISSILE. Mr. Booth, of IVA, stated that he was proud of Virginia because he lived there. Mr. A. of IIIB wants to know if you can do four things, six at a time. All information concerning same will be appreciated. Miss R: “Why do you all write in the holes in the board, when here is the whole board ?” Mr. Booth of IVA class, seems not quite so bashful as a ministrel performer as when he says quotations in as- sembly. Perhaps his ministrel companions hides his blushes. We are glad to announce that Judge Robert C. Jack- son of Roanoke, a gifted speaker and a distinguished member of the Virginia Bench, will make the literary address at our commencement, at the Academy of Music, on the night of June loth. The High School was closed on Friday, April i8th, so that the faculty could attend the session of the Southern Educational Conference in Richmond. May many such conventions come to Richmond! It gives us pleasure to announce that Miss Jean Trigg will have charge of the musical programme for our com- mencement. The High School pupils are all delighted. THE FIRE-DRILL. One ! two I three ! four I five I six ! seven ! High School children think that’s heaven; Some leave Latin, some leave French. My! Our fire drill’s such a cinch! Did you hear that sudden clamore? Did I ! Yes, it came in grammar; Ain’t it grand to miss them phrases. Just to run from would-be blazes?

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28 THE MISSILE. For Sale: Five hundred copies of the “.Missile.” If not sold soon, will be given away. The IVB class will soon publish a book, “The Orations of Wyatt;” orders solicited now. Lost: A complete set of “airs;” finder will please re- turn them to Miss Dillon and receive reward. Lost, Strayed, or Stolen: From my house on the night of April i8th, a person, answering to the name of “Harvey.” If found please return to Miss Kruse. Wanted: By the IVB class, a president with brains; all free transportation for the one they have, to the near- est insane asylum. Wanted: “Someone to appreciate me and my jokes.” — Wingo. An epidemic of Spring Fever has suddenly broken out among the pupils of IVB English class. “Am will- ing to pay any price for a cure.” — Miss Dargan. As the boys are in the IVB class. (Son) Gill: — ‘ Big head and little wit.” (Preacher) Ribble: — “The world is full of fools.” (Cicero) Scott: — “I am little but I am loud.” (Tom) Wells: — “Enough and more than enough.” (Les) Wingo: — “He has the gift of gab in Dago.” (J. T.) Wyatt: — “A harmless thunderbolt.” (Katy) Stribling: — “Love is mighty but money is almighty.” (Gus) Svetlik: — “The less a man thinks the more he talks.”