Peterborough Collegiate and Vocational School - Echoes Yearbook (Peterborough, Ontario Canada)

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Voice from Ppstairs: Jean, hasn,t that young man gone home yet? Jean Johnston lsweetlylz Yes Daddy dear. this is another one. Biddy: I suppose that you have been in the navy so long that you are accustomed to sea legs. Hiddy: Lady, I wasn't even looking. Advice Column By Professor Sclznippersclznfzpper Dear Professor: My dog has fleas. What can I do to rid him of them? Yours sincerely. VVORRIED. Dear Ivorriedz Rub the dog with alcohol and sand. The fleas will then get intoxi- cated and throw rocks at each other. This is guaranteed to kill them out- right. PROFESSOR SCHNIPPHRSCHNAPPER. Dear Professor: I am in trouble. I can marry a girl with tons of money or I can marry a poor girl whom I love. YVhicl1 shall I do? Yours ftill the cellar stairsl. CEDRIC XIANDERXVATER. Dear Cedric Vanderwater: Shame on you for even considering marrying a girl for her money. By all means follow your heart's desire and marry the one you love. Pnorissson ScHNIPrERscHN.1.PPER. P.S.-Please send rich girl's phone number. Enlightning l! Setting: Outside Mr. C. S. Browne's room before nine o'clock. Subject: A new shop downtown. Characters: P.C.I.'s darlings. First darling to second darling in a loud shrill voice I think itys darling. simply adorable, don't you?', Second darling continues Simply perfect. millions of adorable dresses. Third darling throws her arms around first darlings neck in ecstasy, she thinks it's darling too. t'There goes the darling bell. fWe wonder what P.C.I.'s co-eds fguess whol would do without the wo1'd 'idarling. l -gs H -4-I fo- -f f' fe Qvirf I ' -ng - .-.lggwl g c -EH?-.f ,id - - Q .. 617 Dave: 1Iy car's at the door. Berta: Yes, I can hear it knock- mg. PLANNED PRUTEIITIUN R E M I N G T 0 ,.....,.... TYPEWRITERS .6'lqQ..6ll'l6Lf2h.6Ld.lL uf,'WZan, thlwuqlu- SIIIILLWE . VCANABA HEAD OFFICE MONTREAL A GOOD INVESTMENT - RENT A REMINGTON TYPEWRITER AND IMPROVE Y O U R SPEED A N D TYPING ...... SPECIAL RATES TO STUDENTS 5? S. J. BLACK t Remington Dealer DAVID T. DIPLOCK Ma 'a'ffeT 187 CHARLOTTE ST. PHONE 7481 Central Ontario Branch Picrsnnonovon Page Seventy-six

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Howlers Zi 3 f T h e crusades fr were when the .l h In H 'T Christians f fm. 'iifi Went and T- sir 4 'r fought the -J l 1 me, K S. Turkeys. L: S M 1:-Q5 The brain of a woman is almost as heavy as a human brain. The king wore a scarlet robe trimmed with vermine. A seaplane is equipped with pantaloons to keep it afloat. When a man's emotions are aroused, he is apt to do something he will regret the rest of his life, such as commit suicide. Ex oHicio is Latin for unemployed. English girl wishing to take a taxi: Cocher etes-vous fiance? Non 1xLI2iCl6HlO1S6ll6.,, Alors prenez-mo1.', On her small feet scandals were tied. There will always be men and women in the world so they must be taken for granted. If you want anything different, you must go somewhere else and then you won't find it. Belle is the female of gong. The centaurs were half hoarse because they had to live in damp caves. The three chief races of man are sprints, hurdles, and long distances. Hygiene is keeping clean where it doesnt show. Caesar secundum ventum nactus. Caesar having got his second wind. Literary criticism: Size hase 'vzrgzrw many Fresh and fazr, Yet you are more sweet 111011. anyf' I like this poem because it describes the violets ever so well. fa. L I1 a un crepe wk I, au chapeau - if may E -sa- :fa-il KZ, li . he has crept 0 th into his hat. ,gg 4 A ETS' A monologue is a conversation with a girl. Fran Belleghem wants to know who waters the bulbs at the electric light plant. Bob Crockeris definition of America is a land fiowing with beer and honeys. In the eighteenth century travelling was much more romantic for the high roads were bridal and you might meet anything. Shakespeare often said Go to, but having been on the stage he knew where to stop. Mr. Henry Coperating the ai ir pumpj: You will notice this machine Q -lf' s N is operated by a. crankf, Q-UQ ' - as f Mary Strickland Qtranslating Vir- ,sg W fm W 5 , gill: I cry for arms and a man. l lb Ny .4 ff, 4. , ' ' , 1. ' :A', , un ' Oh my this IS going to be thril K A 5- 'V gf' ' ,Q l l K X 'ry ' ft fi , Communism: If you have two cows : ' ' you give one to your neighbour. Socialism: If you have two cows the fi K kts A l ' lg 1 A I7 government takes them both and gives ,1- you the milk. --. Q - Fascism: If you have two cows, you T' T I Q ,ff keep them, but the government takes it Y' '-'J f the milk and sells it back to you. HIL 'X '7 I Nazism: If you have two cows, the '7!' A ,ov government shoots you and takes them ,ff ff 6' both. Anarchism: If you have two cows, Fo' THE 'AST '5-H'PP'-f 'TE everybody milks them and takes a TA KF f-'FF -r.-vase -rms?-snag-flue slice of steak. ern:-c1.as,l Pooh: K'Between the two of us what do you think of Jane Strickland?,' Thompson: Between the two of us not so good, but alone, very nice! Have you heard about the cat that crossed the desert? His name was Sandy Claws. Here's where I lose ground, said Alec Young as he plunged into the bath. If you canit sleep try lying on the edge of the bed, you may drop off. Mr. Graham: What,s the formula for water? Marg. Lawrie: I-I2O. Mr. Graham: VVhat's the formula for sea water? l Marg.: C H2O. Page Seventy-fifue

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So You Think You Know P.C.V.S..! Horizontal lVhat the First Aid Corps needs. C reations! Who won the last election? Kind of face you pull when you want a pink slip. Latin for alas! The three best known initials among moochers. Half the base times the altitude. 40 'Y is an ill 1 for your future. Why V B hopes we have a long assembly. Promoted from water boy to manager. Short for Emma. If you can't guess this one you're 1. A tall red-headed basketball player. French for confusion. Ted Clarke playing basketball is a 1 . Correlative conjunction with either. It's not smirk nor work. but what Al liloldaver does to teachers. Swing and 1 with Sammy Kay. Trouble children 1 task the boysj. Short for incorporated. Gas used in signs. The definite article. It's a racquet. A subtle punch. lVIr. Zavitzis pet expression. The longer the better. What Nlr. Henry aims to do with the aid of his almanac. Italian for my. Algernon Oliver Edmonds. VVhat Stroyan Leith does on attack. The elfls name in Polly VVolly Doodle. Amass. Shakespeare's most tragic king. A baronet. Rhett Butler. Dairy Qprinter's errorl. Lobby. The bane of the officers' picnic. Itis in The Echoes' motto. Two times. No! No! a thousand times 1 fsubtle, eh?J Egyptian sun god. 1 of Iris Fitzgerald isn't very much. P.C.I.'s Wizard of Oz. Anno Domini. Vghat Rae Borland has the gift o . Describes a person who has left his books at home. A girl in X A Commercial with If I In I I 8 7 XO ff IZ I3 I+ 25 i 54- 56 '5' I i X8 22 M lil 38 37 40 1 5' X 52 3 56 5-7 88 89 90 92 93 94- 1 -7 3 4- J' 66 71 '16 GJ' 86 70 7! the same two initials. lvhat Bashful was. The mascot of lNIetro-Goldwyn- hlayer. A freshie's girl Iriend. C aesar's overcoat. What makes the world go round. Where Artie Shaw's one foot was. Vertical French for what keeps the doctor away. Modern spelling for an old fash- ioned ailment. It follows an engine and describes a good steak. Assimilated form of in meaning not. 5. Basketball, baseball and hockey 6 S 9 10 11 12 13 141 15 star of P.C.I. Hold that 1 Y Cold in assembly. hot in rooms. and scarce in lower halls. Source of warts 'tis said. lVith an e it makes i'Sweet Something which should be hit on the head. Noah's yacht. To swerve quickly iSackvillel. . Exclamation of derision. Barrie Jack and Hlasefield write them. Indefinite article before a vowel. Four teachers. A blond in IV A. When Gwennie sees a mouse lmildl . The fatal word. Northern suburb of Peterborough often beaten on rugby field. Third singular present of verb to be. Robbie Burns would .say taken like this. The chief. A baby ant. The alleged best part of life. A detail. A member of the Commercial staff. A boat with motor inside. What Beverly YVhite is. De Coach. The mysterious east. The most important person in the world. If you can't get this. use imagina- tion. It escapes from Chemistry lab. just when you're working up an appetite. Camera club orator and auth- ority. Princeps Alumna. A iflontinued on Page 791 Page Seventy-seven