Peterborough Collegiate and Vocational School - Echoes Yearbook (Peterborough, Ontario Canada)

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CEST A RIRE School Ecliquette Never be on time for school. The discussions with i the principal which follow are very valuable. If you clo happen to arrive on time never enter class i room until the second bell is ringing. The teacher having already marked you absent, will likely single you out for special attention during the lesson. At three minutes to four close your books and pile them neatly on the desk and wait for the bell to ring. After all, no teacher can expect you to work after the bell has rung. When you leave school early make as much noise as you can at your locker, and walk noisily past all the classes in session. This arouses the envy of all the pupils and you will gain a reputation GJ with all the teachers. i 4 -1 ' 'ff f 'NF Ljf: 14, L- iiixxi ff 'iii ji T Fr 'l ul l I 'ki gli: it 135 f. is bil' c s iw fe ffj fl? ik! if' flu 12. 'fi H .ff V 'T In R,,,,..,f..L 1' L ji1'x-J' A-77f':.-:',lil': il 741' ' Ney g..,i.! mm-r -funn 19 1-r '! Hey Bill! What time is it? Woman KWOD Chemistry! Occurrence! 1. Wherever men exist! 2. Inhuman element of human family. Properties: 1. Physical-Occurs in all sizes and colours. Ap- pears in disguised conditions, usually found under coating of cosmetics. Boils at nothing and may freeze easily. Melts when carefully handled. Very bitter under adverse conditions. Has great magnetic attraction. 2. Chemical-extremely active. Has a great affinity for precious metals and stones. Violently re- active in presence of man. Turns green in presence of finer sample. Ages and deteriorates rapidly. Reaches viciously in presence of ex- pensive foods. Uses: 1. Adorning magazine covers. 1. Helping men spend money. Test: Take one out and End out for yourself. Warning: Highly explosive. Poison to inexperienced. Vox Lycei, 1937 Page Seventy-four W h a t t h e drunken cigar- . f - Y ette said: Pud 8 . T K e 5 '2l 2E'EiT'r me oud before ag.,- fg. . .gE,EEEEE I make an ash . . of me se1f. 5133555-EE-EE Easassgsgegsay .pp Miss Park: '6Spell 'marriagef Ferguson. Bill: I can't. Marriage 1sn't a word, it's a sentencef, Blr. Browne: If a man can do one fourth of a piece of work in four days. how long will it take him to finish it? Jim Harvey: Is it a government contract or is he working for himself? A certain blonde in IV A thinks rugby fans are a device for cooling rugby players. ldentification Card NAME-At home Junior, at school Butch. ADDRESS-I live with my mother and father. PHONE No.-See phone book. IN CASE or ACCIDENT No'r1:FY-Hospital and ambulance. MOTHER, NAME-Maw. FATHER, NAME-POP. HEIGHT-5 8 in the shade fwill fit comfortably in six foot coffinj WEIGHT-fby Kresge scalej .................,.... . ............... 14-9 fby Woolworth scalej ...,.....,..,.................,.. 161 fat express oflicej ......,,.,..........,..,.........,........... 185 QThis was taken after dinner but I think the scales were broken any- wayj - Average ,........,.....,,.......,.................. ....,... ,....,............. 1 7 0 AUTO NTAKE-Ab0Ut ten miles an hour. HAT SIZE-Four sizes too big fbefore hair cut 8, after hair cut 'YMQ SHOES-Tens. but elevens so comfortable I take twelve. NECK-S.70U bet. Boys have lots of pockets, Girls have none. That's why boys Pay for all the fun. 1' ef ' f1': .fel 'ily' Hi? lp 'P' Q uf, lg Q57 5 I f Qc.- '1' 44 fi Mr. Weames lto new ., fy ? drummerl: Hush man. .. X4 doesn't your music say M, A A, - lrestl?n - New Drummer: Sure, ff- ' but I'm not tired yet.

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COMPLIMENTS OF JOHNSON MOTORS PETERBOROUGH Manufacturers of Johnson Sea Horse Motors, Chore Horse Lighting Plants, and Johnson Tremblay Fire Pumps COMPLIMENTS OF Canadian Nashua Paper Co. Ltd PETERBOROUGH. ONT. WAXED PAPERS GUMMED PAPERS P T

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Howlers Zi 3 f T h e crusades fr were when the .l h In H 'T Christians f fm. 'iifi Went and T- sir 4 'r fought the -J l 1 me, K S. Turkeys. L: S M 1:-Q5 The brain of a woman is almost as heavy as a human brain. The king wore a scarlet robe trimmed with vermine. A seaplane is equipped with pantaloons to keep it afloat. When a man's emotions are aroused, he is apt to do something he will regret the rest of his life, such as commit suicide. Ex oHicio is Latin for unemployed. English girl wishing to take a taxi: Cocher etes-vous fiance? Non 1xLI2iCl6HlO1S6ll6.,, Alors prenez-mo1.', On her small feet scandals were tied. There will always be men and women in the world so they must be taken for granted. If you want anything different, you must go somewhere else and then you won't find it. Belle is the female of gong. The centaurs were half hoarse because they had to live in damp caves. The three chief races of man are sprints, hurdles, and long distances. Hygiene is keeping clean where it doesnt show. Caesar secundum ventum nactus. Caesar having got his second wind. Literary criticism: Size hase 'vzrgzrw many Fresh and fazr, Yet you are more sweet 111011. anyf' I like this poem because it describes the violets ever so well. fa. L I1 a un crepe wk I, au chapeau - if may E -sa- :fa-il KZ, li . he has crept 0 th into his hat. ,gg 4 A ETS' A monologue is a conversation with a girl. Fran Belleghem wants to know who waters the bulbs at the electric light plant. Bob Crockeris definition of America is a land fiowing with beer and honeys. In the eighteenth century travelling was much more romantic for the high roads were bridal and you might meet anything. Shakespeare often said Go to, but having been on the stage he knew where to stop. Mr. Henry Coperating the ai ir pumpj: You will notice this machine Q -lf' s N is operated by a. crankf, Q-UQ ' - as f Mary Strickland Qtranslating Vir- ,sg W fm W 5 , gill: I cry for arms and a man. l lb Ny .4 ff, 4. , ' ' , 1. ' :A', , un ' Oh my this IS going to be thril K A 5- 'V gf' ' ,Q l l K X 'ry ' ft fi , Communism: If you have two cows : ' ' you give one to your neighbour. Socialism: If you have two cows the fi K kts A l ' lg 1 A I7 government takes them both and gives ,1- you the milk. --. Q - Fascism: If you have two cows, you T' T I Q ,ff keep them, but the government takes it Y' '-'J f the milk and sells it back to you. HIL 'X '7 I Nazism: If you have two cows, the '7!' A ,ov government shoots you and takes them ,ff ff 6' both. Anarchism: If you have two cows, Fo' THE 'AST '5-H'PP'-f 'TE everybody milks them and takes a TA KF f-'FF -r.-vase -rms?-snag-flue slice of steak. ern:-c1.as,l Pooh: K'Between the two of us what do you think of Jane Strickland?,' Thompson: Between the two of us not so good, but alone, very nice! Have you heard about the cat that crossed the desert? His name was Sandy Claws. Here's where I lose ground, said Alec Young as he plunged into the bath. If you canit sleep try lying on the edge of the bed, you may drop off. Mr. Graham: What,s the formula for water? Marg. Lawrie: I-I2O. Mr. Graham: VVhat's the formula for sea water? l Marg.: C H2O. Page Seventy-fifue