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THE Et-354353 ington's birthday he did not tell a lie. In celebrating Napoleon's anniversary he went to the barn-yard and started to tease his mother's cow. When asked what. that had to do with Napoleon. he said It was the retreat from Ma's cow tMoscowJ. Betty Jack tells us that Adolphe Le Clair, the selfmade man of IHC, owner and operator of Le Clair's Chewingless Chewing Gum Co., is so conceited that when he looks into a mirror he has a great deal of trouble wondering what the other six wonders of the world are doing. Miss Lawrence fentering with squeaky shoeslz I am going to be a song writer. D. lNIacDonald: Sounds interesting. hliss Lawrence: Yes, I have music in my sole. Helen iNIcGee flistening to static on a radiol I have Brazil. E. Lawless: How do you know it is Brazil? Helen McGee: I can hear them cracking the nuts. :Reunion in. 1960, C1116 TAca6.D N his Baker Street office. Inspector Ristow of the Canadian Back Yard. discovered. in his pile of correspondence, an invitation to a reunion of the 1934-35 class of UID Academic. at hliss Van Allen's home. The much looked forward to evening soon arrived. The Inspector was an- nounced by the butler Vallery and greeted by Miss Van Allen. who wore, for the occasion. a valuable diamond necklace. After paying 'his respects to his hostess. Ristow greeted Yvalter 'Wvinchelli' Perry. an editor. seated with illarguerite lvood and Jack Patterson. lvhile crossing the room he met Joan Ottowell and Linden Reid the famous stocking runners. tisn't that catchy?l. At the other side sat Forsyth the shirt designer, Purdue and Tanney, both of the circus. Presently he met Sey- mour, the optician. whose motto is See us and Seymour. Then he saw that Inil- lionaire playboy, Ernest lvard. with those screen celebrities. Frances Tully and lvillow lvilford. Miss Tully. reminded Perry. is the girl who used to forget her slipf' She need never worry now as she is in the Follies The Misses Savigny and Parrington played bridge with Hagerman and Patterson. Yvilson lvildrnan and Rita Sproule demonstrated the Continental to the enticing rhythm of Bill Turner. the Rajah of the Rumba. Wood and Pearse offered further entertainment. That star of the lletropolitan Opera. Jasper Thorbm'n, rendered, in his own inimitable manner. Silly Symphony in F. llinor. accompanied by that accomplished pianist lladame Beatrice Zacks. Jasper was interrupted by a shriek from the hostess. Bly necklace is gone. They could crack a safe in this uproar. remarked Florence Outram to illildred lvhite. those two vaudeville comediennes. lVhile helping to solve the mystery. the Inspector met all his old school chums. Penrose is a movie actor. starring in romantic roles with Miss Sharpe. Robert is posing for Pepsodent. All the guests except Steer offered to be searched. The neck- lace was found under the wig of a hired waiter. Thompson. It was rumored that Steer refused to be searched because he carried an engagement ring for Beth Stewart. The absentees were Eleanor Reed. the victim of a one-armed driver, and the Wray twins who completely forgot to come. pee Wee West.
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fHE HCHQBIES Special Gommercial HE scene is Special Commercial form room at ten minutes to nine in the morning. Here and there a distracted pupil strives to finish his bookkeeping or shorthand before the nine o'clock bell. To form a striking contrast Flash,' Benson sits calmly reading the morning paper, completely oblivious of those around him. Hand- somel' Harry, one of our deepest thinkers, is earnestly explaining to Dipthong hliller why he thinks it is the little things in life that count. Miss Hunter suddenly waxes loquacious on the subject The secret of my success in basketball. fShe plays with the girlsj. In another section of the room Duncan, four fishing en- thusiastl, is describing, complete with gestures and sound effects. The Fish that Got Awayf' to a spell-bound audience. Bliss Whaley, becomingly flushed from her haste, slips through the doorway, immediately followed by Smart. fthe dynamic young business man of our recent playl, minus the becoming flush. There goes the bell and after a discussion between hlr. Toole and the class at large about which bell it was, we file out noisily in the direction of the Assembly Hall. lMiss Lees will understandl. Bliss Killoran and Henry arrive late. IVe wonder if he was helping her catch up with her penmanship. The scene shifts to the bookkeeping class. hir. Toole-VVhat is the answer to the trial balance? Bliss . . . pause . . . louder? lNIiss Throop, Cbrightly without hesitationl, 36150.90 There is an understanding chuckle from the class. It is a system. hir. Toole to Palmer, who is gazing abstractedly out of the window-Where did you list the last entry? Palmer-I didnit list it on account- lVIr. Toole-On account of what? Palmer-Absently-On account of I forgot my book. R-ing. End of period and we adjourn for stenography. Enter lNIr. Shearer fbrisklyl. He glances at the thermometer. dashes to the window and throws it open. Generally speakingf' everybody feels chilly except for a few fresh air en- thusiasts who I strongly suspect must wear red fiannels. hir. Shearer-O'Donnell. give me van example of a first place dash vowel. O'Donnell-absentmindedly- Dot llr. Shearer-You really must try to keep her out of your mind during classes. fNotel -The llisses Boorman, Weese and Allen sink lower in their seats. And so the hours pass like a great percentage of Special Commercial and we reach the end of another perfect CPD morning. SECRET AMBITIONS 1. Barnes-To go to Florida. Q. Bliss VVhite-To be an actress. 3. lVIiss Gibbons-To break a ski-jumping record. 4. Gainey-To be a movie hero so he can rescue more ladies in distress. 5. Archibald-To join the Blaple Leafs. ' 6. Kay Lacey-To discover a waterless creek. 7. Aileen Sisson-To win an endurance contest. -95-
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