Peterborough Collegiate and Vocational School - Echoes Yearbook (Peterborough, Ontario Canada)

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THE' EY-EH. ES A couple of travelling salesmen. Barnard and Comrie. entered and when Barnard finished selling a goodly number of reducing belts. Comrie immediately sold as many bottles of Ironized Yeast. YYilson. Killingbeck and Lewis were not in evidence. They were languishing in durance vile for tying their horses to a fire-plug. And now that 5A's past has been compiled, may I say that its future is as dark . U55 Ulcport Now this is an epic. a story quite plain, Uf that class of people who work not for gain. But for their masters exacting and stern. And never take thought for reward they should earn. Now just take Patte whose lahonrs at French Some day might get him a seat on the bench. Consider sweet lVilliam whose farmer's degree, Helps him a lot to discuss History. Athletic Miss Carvoltlfs a wizard at Latin. With helps that make Cicero smoother than satin. Of all YB scholars the best little talker. Is smiling vivacious Bliss Blary YYalker. Bliss Renwick from Keene is our flustered young lady. Her last minute entrance she tries to keep shady. Ol' xi'linists and drummers we don't have to borrow, lfor with us we have Ford. Howell and Ilorrow. Now all these students have good points to spare. lVe're sure that some joshing they all can bear. So we will close with best wishes to all. And if you don't like this, just give us a call. E. tt' K. te e - Q 'M - ITF. g , r'n'vlt N c rfflgjg 7 c -90- as that of a blind photographer whitewashing the walls of a photographic dark room. Wnbble N. Peeble.

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is 1 1 W My ,w t ll! C it . ' l' f ff X I ' Q 1' Ln c N 1' n K W off ? lr X M, l U, IN. HERE are several methods of bringing to your attention, the personalities of VA. By far the most popular one is H20 Years Hence or 5A's Futuref' Always original, we are going to give you 'iFive A's Past. Do not blusl1 and take furious bites of your fourth finger nail, O gentle readerf-far be it from us to reveal to the horrified stare of the reading public the skeletons in 5A's closet. We simply mean that f'Five A's Pastu takes place at about the time of Lincoln's 3rd paragraph of his Gettysburgh address. The story opens in the beverage room of Ye Olde '1l2J.I'VCl'IlCU and an interesting room it is. Seated at a table near the wall are four boisterous young men-Burns. Yilelch, Stinson and VVard, who, between sips of milk and bites of soda biscuit, are discussing the possibilities of a new game of basket ball. The sound of galloping hooves draws them to the doorway. Xxxxxxxx, dressed in a grey coonskin coat and riding a grey plymouth, comes dashing up the street shouting The Brown Coats are coming. Sure enough, the P.C.l. Cadet Corps, led by Jim Wood, comes strutting up the street. As they march past, with fearless look in their eyes and unwrapped putties on their legs, Jack Couper. a Yankee for business reasons, is heard to remark Ah'm thankful, suh, that Canadah is soon to have a navy, and retires to dip his comely face in a stein of lemonade. John Cowling, becomingly dressed in doe-skin breeches and rutlled shirt. joins the party. John is the editor of Ye Hot-Cha Newsf, a publication which weekly draws the wrath of Ferguson Barr. Lawrence Henry and Carleton Patch. the brain- trustees of the Board of Education. Ye Editor proudly showed us a picture of his beach beauties. The two foremost looked adorable in a creation of twelve yards Qngham and three plush drapes. while of two others the faces peeped shyly from behind a beach unmbrella fused in winter as an awning alternately for the Town Hall and Black and Borland's general storel. As we pore over this. behold! lWIcPherson and Pulkinghorn totter in and faintly call for two Ovaltines. After they down their drinks they inform the company that they have just seen a sight that has made their blood run cold. Blclione and Stabler have appeared in public with handlebar moustaches. Pammett, the inventive genius of the group, immediately set to work on plans for a collapsible tooth-brush, that will not interfere with the ends of such moustaches. ...SQ-.

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THE' Eco ES G. Sedgewick .1 J' 'L - - L 1 7. '3lV55'S Tpetsonal Service Bureau Bliss Rose-borough , John Pratten Bliss Rogow. Hank,' Vass 'Miss lYatson Bliss Bond. Bliss Collins. l almost forgo t you. Young: There is no law about spats having to match each otherg that you wear them at all is something. No, an incinerator is not one who says nasty things about you. I think gat is a slang word for kitten. Don't worry about your future occupation, John. How about a mooring mast fo: zeppelins? That line is translated as follows: Caesar took the stiff officers to Britain. She may not have ceased to care: try a Rolls razor. The names of those books are: Classroom Conversa- tions -by Eileen Ovarz llist -by A. llile.. Put him on the floor and jump on himg a lobster doesn't mind. Those lines are as follows: The boy stood on the burning deck. Whence all but he had fledg He would not leave his post till he His new Echoes had read. Yes, singing through a screen door may strain your voice. flliss Polly Pifflllgfllll. -g1...