Peshastin Dryden High School - Puma Yearbook (Peshastin, WA)

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C6466 M I9 egg The year lS 1985, the place is the Leavenworth Golf Course We see an old man, wearlng Burmnda shorts and long stocklngs, drlvlng his atomlc powered golf cart It 1S none other than M BARRONETT, who has taken up golf because of h1s health As MR BARPONETT rolls across the green, a hot rodder buzzes the course, an his old stripped down '56 saber get This sets MR BARRONETI to thlnklng about TERRY ORCUTT and h1s souped up cars, and he wonders what happened to the class of W56n Lets go wlth h1m and flnd out Ne get into the falthful HSAU Chev and begln our tour Flrst we go to the Seattle Innerplanatary Space Statlon, where we find DON GOEHNER a sc-ent1st who 1S trylng to flgure out how far the free throw l1ne would be from the basket on the moon Don says he wlll take us on a tour of the stat1on We look lnto the super-power space vlewer Wh1Ch 1S focused on the large DON VOSS Dairy located on Juplter ADELE lS in the kltchen roast lng an astroid bug, whlch is a form of turkey Suddenly blip appears on the screen It grows larger and larger untll we see lt is a space shlp headed for our port As it lands we rush out and notlce it is a tanker, whlch is loaded wlth mllk The pllot comes down the gang way and he seems famlllar As he takes off his space sult we recognize TERRY ORCUTT, the lrnerplanetary frelght p1lot, who has a monopoly on all space frelght Suddenly we hear slrens blowlng and an atom truck flashes past, followed by an ambulance A medlcal shlp has gust landed Thls shlp has just come from an lnnerplanatary space colllsion we see IMOGENE PUTNAM emerge from the hlp, followed stretcher a unlversally famous space nurse Next,DON shows us the thlrd grade room on Pluto, where MISS MARILYNN SMITH is teaching We contact QARILYNN by space phone and she says the Plutonlams are lgnorant, but amusing They remind her of the class f 1957 By this time it is noon, and we are gett1ng hun ry In the space cafeter1a we f1nd GEORGIA RAE WILKEN, the head cook We hear she 13 as good a cook as her other It 1S now time for us to return, and as we are drlving back over the pass, we see a rocket dustlng for Martlan Pine Beetles Suddenly the shlp catches flre and the pilot bails out Guess who, none other than Earth's chlef ranger, RALPH KIMBERLY As we greet RALPH h1s shlp crashes into a near-bv hillside The concus 1on from this crash carries us to a land tb1S prophecy comes true ff' ,f' Yggsgggg A 4-as f 0 0 . O L ' n . . i S 4 . . . . . a . . - . . . s ' by bearers, carrylng a crltlcally injured pilot. ILOGENE is ' e A . R . 0 O . Ag . If! . . L . . . Q 4 , Q x -if I , 1' . .gm v