Peru High School - Narcissus Yearbook (Peru, IN)

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1-vviwv Y iv.----if -v .7 v. ,Y -W iv This was too much for the B. I made one dash for the dormitory. On my table lay a telegram addressed to Fluffy. I knew it was from that horrid cousin of hers, so I tore it open and read as follows: Sorry to disappoint you. Was detained in city on business. Will leave tonight for Cal. GEORGE MAXWELL, JR. Of course it was all plain enough now. I had merely gotten hold of the wrong fellow, whose name happened to be George. I don't know what the moral to this is unless, B's sometimes get stung themselves, look out if you're a Bee. Well, Peggy, I must get to work on that Greek. Now, some of these nice days, when you are sitting in the old upper assembly, with nothing much to do, just put aside your books and write a nice, long letter to your honey, B. ., ' Iifqg 1. if B ' . .I ,I- .N-...gn I Nels. 40,1 - .swixaef-S 5, 2' senses: ' ' ,v. ' A ' ' -F 7 Y Y ,NW K 1 xr- l1a. . is -sill' C 362' 18-

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--w ,.. --1 Y W? -' - -.15--1-r --vw' a-iw a demonstration of greediness and ardent desire-a very undignified action, to be sure. Franklin immediately responded that he considered such action on his part fully justified by the hunger from which he had been suffering at that time. But his protests were of no avail, for the judge gruffly announced the sentence for the offense, saying, Since you have been found guilty of such an outrage against society, you shall be duly punished by being denied the liberty of eating anything for forty-seven years. With his face filled with horror, Franklin started from his seat, only to be met with the rebuke ,of the judge, who calmly spoke, Constrain yourself, sir, for there is still another serious charge against you. This consists of action wholly alien to an American citizen and befitting only an ignorant, uncivilized Chinamanf' I protest, your honor, to any such charge. It is false. I never com- mitted such a crime in my whole life, and if you are the spirit remains of a human, I implore you to cease from so impeaching my honor, which I always carefully defended while on earth? Franklin spoke with passion. Sir! replied the judge. How can you deny such a truthful charge when the facts have been sworn to by respectable spirits, formerly spirits of Philadelphia? Do you mean to say that you have forgotten all about that improper action of yours on the occasion when you indulged in the childish and Oriental pastime of flying a kite, and that, too, at a time when any sen- sible man would desire to be sheltered from the thunder-storm? You are again adjudged guilty and sentenced to the penalty of having your 'Poor Richard's Almanac' quoted by people all over the world. Clerk, who is the next culprit ? 20-