Perryville Senior High School - Tuba Yearbook (Perryville, MO)

Text from Pages 1 - 88 of the 1915 volume:

ll' THE TUBA THI STUDE T ANNUAL PERRYVILLE HIGH SCHOOI Published bw the Seluor Cl ms Pelryw lllv hIlSq0lll'l Volurne Two Nlncteen lflfteen I-ZXgfncrf6 ,,. s 1 -v Nl Nl K f ffffi-1 fff' .1111-,.,.gQ,VR , ,, Iiiwwlh. lib' N . lixlhmfY'fi1if'TTfi--5l's'x'.T1'31i1'f'. I, -- wud. ,.nmL.i1mLfm im. 4 A in f :gp 'wr FTE' , ., f' - In 1' In -fn' L' TH! TUB-1 D1 du :hon 1915 I O ProfessorJ W Reives who durmg the four ye'1rs ln Whlbh he h'1s been afflllated Wlth Perryvllle Hxgh School his done so much toward the prornotlon of real school Splflt and his furthered the mterest of the school 1n many other W'lyS thls book IS respect fully dedlcated THE T UBA 1915 hmm WWW1lu11HMH11H411wH11Ll1M1111H1111HNIN1Htw5WWwi1A:uw1il1ru11um11HH1HmilWulllmInNHHHH!!HHHNHHNIllH1um1inMunMIIIHHIIIHIII1ml11IllNNIHWWHHHHHII1willull!HIIHIIIIHHHllllNIH1IIIHIII1KIMNtlllliNllllNIll!mmIIIIH4mlnnlllmM1mulH1Ulmmm11IIN1NNMxl11HIM1HHIIHll!NMMilMNnmxxHuII44N1luNMW1ul11rm111HI111IHHH1IINHINnlinimHxHAmmNull1nwIll1umH111H1111NHI1NmruHNUIlMxH1111Nul!11l1nl1NIHrwmillH1nmllliunxmxvlllunlllull1HIIIHIII4llllHIIIIIIIIIIHIIIOIIIA THE TUBA 1915 :AA,.,:A,AAA.,A ,AWA AA, A ,A,AAA,3,, AA., ,AA ,,A, A AA A , Aww' AA 'AA mv' Am A ,Au A ThcF.1cultv A: :A ,A AAA,A:A.AAA A. AA' A :AAA .AA,w.',A,AA : A AAA :AAA AA TIYCBITOEIFOWOWOEFF AASAAQAAYQWQAAAQAA . A . A 215 M0 .. 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I D I GYLE CONRAD LAURA KIESLER EDWARD A. ROBB The uinstigator of all evils. Let not thy right hand know what thy left hand doeth. Don't work except when you have to: you'll have plenty to do at that. Woman-she needs no eulogy she speaks for herself. He wrote these roasts: but don't charge him with libel, charge him with electricity. May his soul rest in glory three weeks before the Devil knows he's dead. THE TUBA 1015 LEROY HUDSON LEE BIERK , LEONHARD BERGMANN Roll over, Hamlet, and see who's here. A guy that put the E in Easy on examination day and didn't even iind the F in Finals. When there's nothing else to do, be dignified. Let us have wine, women, mirth and laughter: sermons and soda- water the day after. The good die young-here's hoping he lives to a ripe old age. Smile und the worldt smiles mit you, laugh und the worldt will roar: cry and the worldt will leave you, und nefer come back no more. Long live the Kaiser! THE TUBA 1915 Senior Hlstory E admit it Having now outgrown the disgrace we admit it four years ago we were freshmen There were twen ty of us And then there was Algebra Agriculture English and Ancient History that made twenty four Those four stu dents we didnt like at all but it took us a year to persuade the faculty that they were undesirable members of the class for like all freshmen we re embled the cedar tree green both summer and winter Agriculture was the subiect of most interest to us for we ob tained the use of the laboratory And Breathes there a man with soul so dead that never to himself hath said Stop throwln that corn or Ill break your head? This is a reference to the Preliminary Europea 1 War carried on in the laboratory A laboratory is theoretically used for experiments but when it s turned over to freshmen it s liable to be both a battle field and a grave yard Once upon a time in this partitulai laborfi tory corn was furnished to be tested We understood that it was to be tested to find its efficiency for dumdum bullets so half the class became intrenched behind some benches and the other half being located on .1 ridge behind fortifications furnish- ed by several experiment tables the battle was begun. The light artillery kept up a constant volley of grains of corn the air being occasionally rent by the roar of cannons which hurled whole ears of corn high into the air. The battle would undoubtedly have continued forever without either side gaining the advantage had not neutral nations which were molested by stray bullets received re-enforcements from the faculty. This event taking place, the battle immediately ceased. This, and several similar events almost finished our freshmen year be fore it was begun but it is nevertheless characteristic of each day in the whole year And it came to pass that after we were freshmen we were sophomores We were twelve who once were twenty Part of us had been killed in the battle part of us had been persuaded by the faculty that it would not be to the interest of our future welfare to discontinue our freshmen year part of us had quit school thinking too much is enough and part of us still were part of us And we found that Snyder was one of us Twas in this manner by Heck At the beginning of the year we were introduced by Mr Reaves to our old friend Geo Metry Perhaps you ve met G ometry He s an awful contrary sort of a fellow he wont be lieve anything you say but looks wise and tells you to prove it And it came to pass that we were asked to prove that two straight lines parallel to the same straight line were parallel to each other Now the supposition that we didnt know this was preposterous. It was insulting. We expostulated that we knew it before we cut our first tooth. But this was unavailing and we were met with a most exasperating statement- Prove it. And it came to pass that Mr. Snyder came upon the scene. He explained. He demonstrated. Then he looked at us with one of those don't-you-wish-you-had-good-sense expressions on his face. At length we comprehended. Develop this cir- cumstance to the 365th power and the result will be our sopho- more year. But there is one other important consideration-we studied l11l1111l11111111.1111111111111.11.111 .11 11 1. .1.111' 1 1 1111111 1' 111 1 111.1 11111 .11 111 1 1. 1111.111111'111,,111 11111111111111111111111111111111u111111111.mnul11111111-11111..:l11u11ml1m11ml tIIulIIIllllllilllltlllullmlu eq o a , . . . . 1 . . . . - 1 . . 1 X -' U - ' 1 1 1 i i ' ' - ' 1 1 ' -' ' ' - - ' 1 ' ' . , . . . , - . 1 1 , S L 1 . 1 ' 1 . tt 1 . , - . . . . 4 - - . , K , . - 1 1 11 - - ' ' ' . . . . - 1 ' I . - - . . h . 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P. H. S. competed with St. Vincent in two football games and was re- presented at the track meet in the spring. Several social events were pulled off, the most novel being the Halloween Party. Not until this year did we elect class officers, when we elected Laura Kiesler, President. and Gilbert Hudson, Secretary and Treasurer. When in the course of human events it became necessary and expedient, we became seniorsMGlory, Glory, Hallelujah! God save the King' Meredith Vessells and Lee Bierk entered our class this year Kathleen Mattingly departed from It Laura Kiesler alone surviving Mr Snyder left us it the end of our Junior year but reminding us of the cat that came back Mr Snider taught this year He taught us Physics for one thing Physics is the study of matter and energy As soon as we looked at the book we knew something was the matter but the energy w is what got our goat But we learned right rapidly We learned while in the labor itory that it makes Snider loquations to pm signs on your fellow students back and that It makes your fellow student mad if sand is put 1n his pockets or if he is stuck with a pm that you may change heat to energy by sticking your finger in the fire and that the force of gravity mfiv be demonstr rted to a friend by dropping fx brick on his he id The seniors gave one entertainment and were present at sev eral others during the year The most enjoyable of these was a prix ate partv given by Laura Kiesler to the Senior Class At other times we were entertained by our home-made comedian Gyle Conrad 'md our home-made clown Leonhard Bergmann. School life has been pretty lively for us this year both in school and out. We have tried to make it as much so as pos- sible and we hope that senior classes of coming years shall have as good times as we have had. Of course, in a way, we are sorry to leave, but we will let that drop for the present, our tear-producers being confined to other parts of the book. E. R. www' mimmiumumiiiiiiiiiimiwii v M, i 'iwin'-i. .- wi ': we 'men ' ' ' is : ri nmiirumiiimuuwmnillummayiiilzw-' um.. nulliiwinimi'r:m-ww ' : ':::sqa: vi ll ii ez ai i 1- ir must mm '. is W 1 ':' iz: 1 .:- i , W i- mi: sq n a 5 ' Y L , s 5 ti . . . ,, l . . . Y i V 9 Y , . . . . , 4 . , , ' , , t . . c X I 4 it -1 iv - - . . f , , , V , , , . ' , . 3 i c . . . . . ,i . ,- N ai . ,. sv - ti - . - Q v i . , t , . ,,. , . , , . . f - . f J , 1 , , , I I' 1 . . , . H. , I ,, l B . . I . I s . 1, ' . , c c , . , K . . . . . I x. . . - I , V , . . I . q . L, ., . . . . , . . , , . - . 7 . 1 . . 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KJI'dI14J'1 If mu un our mm er' Tlllf 'lil Th - .X ' rp Nm-J . WL'I'l'fiilll Ycsfells. thc sixth wt' 1110 I' mln. WI filillf 3421 lt?i1l'IK'll Ln Vlblllll nina' Al'1ll'k311l' ppc-z1lx,1 A111 sk xzxking pl'uI'oL1114ll3'. z1rm1:'c1.'yo111' vcr ic Umil he xg :Ms flxrthcr amd owls will zu 1111111111-1'. 3. Nei - vs Lzulrzl Kic.'!cA.'.umwQi1'l in nine! The rc-:L am- :eight lJi,fSfjllL9l mid il pl 3 sign. But, lhlbllgh fur CQIIL I'E2l,'lJ!!9 she: is in the Il ' rriay. U11 K lluf I 1 S 1' V11 A Ei fit gl , . . T 5 , ' D Nga ' 3 A lu H321 2. 1, ' . ' 'Of 2 Q Qi 'Q , J 9 Q Y. , .., ,, K .. , , I . - ' lx W 1' . A li x . all . Our most popular party IS the 011601 least IUGIIIIECTS. Y . . . V .. V 1123 miwsx Isl 11 A: 49 1 . A Wed. The gum in his I111i Ia: fe' 5 . . Bi AZ -- - 1: ul . f Y di' 15 Ui, E ' ,l SiY0.l ' ' In ' Q C. ' 1 v- -- '- ,' f' 1 Y' ,u -Nw' .md fXl11,S2I'g 'lg A ' W1 L. H . V: Y 2 . - -ht L -51, 1 - 5 Am boys fhilllllikl' -1s az' ' tier- ' . A Y N- , , 'wg Thx' 'zgilswi ' ' tt. Ami, hp' Q the drift cm. the cal re ftwiou, f Wfl WVh1Sf1 ' UV? ' -A M A' 3 ' A -H14-' V., I'gr'l ,.1 gg - 1 ' j. T: glv iz 1 -1' JV 5, A: Ley ' A 'tx ' T 'z'1' 1 Qt. IHTE JLUA Ks W5 4 Prof Snlder Leonhard what Inakes a illdIHOI1d so valuable? Leonhard Its great d11rab1l1tx a11d lndex of refraetlon aslt 1116 somethmg hard What hov lll the elass can me11t1o11 11 memorable d11te111 Roman lnstory? Antonv s Wllll C leopatra' ventured Gyle Found Ill a rnagazme snpposedlx toncernlng our frlend Gyle Mr Lonrad IS marr1ed has two chlldren and llves 1n Kent P gland where he carrres 011 lns lrterarv work Full name loseph Conrad K0lZClll0W9lKl Prof Sntder Nleredlth what lxllltl of 1111 angle IS thlsl Nleredlth Cmcoherentlvb It s acute Prof Yes lt s eute QIIOICIIIOII Nearer mv God to Thee P Berg111a1111 lss l 1111lk11er C'1lhert 111 NN 1at shape 1s the world? Round How do von know 1t s round' ll 1 s s uare hen C01 11 to het 1 1 11rg111nent wt .f VY 1910 II1 .ll d Il Q11otat1on If Ll8plldl1IS overtoats were 'Sc I wouldnt l1ave monev enoueh to hnv 11 pa1r of lQ0f2lIlgQ for a tanarv b1rd P Bergmann Quotatlon Shall I to o11 or have I s111d enough? B 1 llfbll C1vle WFIIC 11 short theme o11 the subject of baseball Handed III the next dav Ram no game Leonhard Bergf,man11 fdllflllg laboratory perlodl Whatshall I do w1th thls gasol1ne'? Prof Snlder Put 1t lll those vessels Nlerethth Vessells Caroused from SlllIIll76I'D Sn? Prof Snlder There are 11ot as many puplls maklng IL grades as I can count Oll the fingers of IIIV r1ght l1a11d just as 111anv as O11 111v left Insrnred hv phx slr s st urr111t 1 LJ111lLr11t 1tl1 the trust doth le e then you 1 Alttr11a1111 Current P11 11lll'llIll rv I 7 ' A 4 v - .I I A 1 ' ,in 4 I ' 1 'I .. ' ' U J 1 Q. 5 r V . , , , . , 1 , 111 X . . -Y . . 1 V x, W I 1 . .L E' l H . .,.- - 11 . 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' ' - 13, 11. gag A- to 1- me Wil 'KID 1-ghfx-1511 11 ,111 1-SEE.-11 7,2437 ,,i..:4l'j:' - J., QW, H7414 m92Q5 'iS THE 7'L'!i,1 191.5 V f 4. f V I , I I ' 5 J? 5 ,r' l fx l 5 3 is if f' Ya, , 'l?T !': MA iff '. . .E .UU in-.:'X.y1n THE TUBA 1915 Ill1Hnnmumm11H1111HHI1MI11ull111nm1H1ruwllfwllwlumm'wMI1wrm1':M1X1lvrnWlm11W:LIN1U'wllw:u1nlvHu11illxmlllullvHllvvnvl1umIIIHIIIIHKKIHHIIUIIIIIHHHIllmlllwlwvllvmrmllmllwllllvllvmz- :1'Jram 1'f nvv 1': 'u::v'w ' Hu: va rv 'wrlvm:'Wmm:mlHi!rllwllwm15'IUumuuwvw 1umm1':11w11rmWmulmnlmllMlunnmulllvrlnlmimimlnH1HIM1mllwlmlllwlllmlllIIIIlvlllllvlllmllllllwnnHIMsVIIInNlIiwI1IlnIIIIIllllullllllllmmllllllv THE TUBA 1915 Junlor Rcrlsts Hadassah Klllough Tam t nelther Tls too That s s1lly Pan I on :alnnsi ton lnrlQ'? V1rg1n1a Phrlhps Glggle whlle you study Smatter'? Sure? Well do tell Dorothy Marks Dont know exactly but I belleve Maxwell ton s braes for B1lly Roscoe Moore Would l1ke to be an athlete Er you fellers gona tram th1s evenlng 'P Edwrn Meeker There are fifty states 1n the Unlon Lost h1s pony and dropped Lat1n Edwrn Klefner Monkey sees monkey does Good nlght Well It s just th1s way Emma Holtmann Come on whats the use of waltlng 'P H61 flute 'D00lx lb a1wayS 111 ucII1dl'1u Edna Prlce Slow and steady w1ns the race See her blush? M1ldred Kllllan It a1nt never no use to put up your umbrella t1ll It rams Esther Lukefahr Laugh even lf It hurts your face Dont come to school on Frlday afternoon Meredeth Lakenan Hunke Small but carrles five subjects who would a have a thunk lt? Gllbert End Shakes hls head electrlcally Hows the weather up there? Edna Moore Cnot on plcturel Entered school too late for us to get any of her characterlstlcs Furthermore she has none The Junlors Many people tell us Jumors that we have only one End but we have one Moore Whenever we have anythrng to sell Dorothy Marks the Prrce If she wouldnt put the PFICC so hlgh we could sell Moore When you come lnto our room you can Luke fahr up the a'sle and see Lake Nan Wlth 1ts water you can Ph1l llpS A certaln fellow thlnks he could Kll Cal han, but he couldnt K1ll ough well he couldnt k1ll a mouse Klefner was pulhng a heavy bucket from a well and seelng a senlor near by he Sald Come over and take a Holt mann If Klefner was a runner we should llke to see Ed w1n If an automoblle stalls Eddle can sure Meek 'er go 1: M 1 1 1111111 111111 1 11 1 1:-1 1 1 1111 e 11:11 11 1 -111 11 1 1,11 1111, 11 1111111111 'rlH111wwHHHNIHuwumvu11111:fu111111lu:1w11w111111uv1111ur-11111uu11111111u1uuwn 1 11 111. 1, : 1 11 1 uwwwlwlllwlvullwlll u , , ,W , 1 . , ,,,-E, . .1 , . , . 1 . , . 41 1 - - 1, . . . . . , - ' ' 'l vu nt f in .-.'I-..,..,- 1- A.-. ,. ,I Jw.. 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N u 1' c u I qi 3 THE TUBA 1 wvmnnmumummw-uwwmywnumunw1uw1mv1'-ew:1,1M11,wHH,:uv'1-1uwrniw1HH'I'xH11xHur1x'111x1V'xxwxw:,1uvx11:1'1:11zu1'xxV:w11svx1 H1':'-Xw:::w:'r1,1U.'wH ' 11: '''HH1uwwrw!WuwwW11muw'mmHuWrunNumwWHmlllwm1HHHlllllmllullllllnlllluHuwwmu1tmwIwhim1muuvulWwHu11HH11ml1NuHxHHI'xrH11xxunx1Wlim!'xmxxxHH1,1WHHH11mnNNu11xmvxNmilllw11HH11Hu1xHillHIIIHHHHHrlllwllllHIMHmll1NlllllHKIIHIIIHHllwllllrlllb 1915 FHF 10134 S0lDll0lIl0I'l Wllllam Cllfton Up from the meadows rxeh wlth corn Hon1er Hudson Thmks the poem Bells Bells Bells should be changed to Belles Belles Belles Harrx Popp A hne fellow when you can f1nd l11n1 aw 1ke Snnuel Bond There IS a reason for SVGIWIHIIIKQ except won1 an s re 1son Fred Farrar A co1nb1n1t1on of 1 footb1ll pl 1yer 1 wltty fellow and 1 ple eater Paul Bergmann Love me love my dog Everett Jxvtux Attends strictly to h1s own lJllSlI16SS but Hubert Chappuls God made hnn thcrefore let hnn pass for 1 In 1n Albertlne Boettner Sweet IS thy vlrtut IS thx self I9 sweet o1s Klllilllhll be Ill rry and ree be sf1 s1c nobody Clot1ld1Fenw1clc Oh x outhful n1nclen thrnlc not 1 et of lox e Slllllllillll IH l1lSUlI'VUl IKIISQ 19 the sun1 tot xl of tts lc l11eyen1ents and struggles for exlstence In Wfltlllfl a l11story the ac hleve ments are always mentloned but the strugoles generally onntted Llst then to 1 b1t of both for though our career has been short IS students of Perrywlle Hngh Qchool the lnstorx of Ill 1919 liuasts Nelhe Klefner A mlghty hunter and her prev IS man Gladys Schlndler Oh for a man' A man' A man' A n1ans1on 1n the slnes Lllly Loellner Modest ample and sweet Idoconfessto be no less th1n I am Fllfillll 1 Bass Good goods comes IIT srn xll paekages Plunnner Hood A typlc al sn1all boy lo 1ded Wlfh lnsane questlons Grlbert K1ll11n As tall as Llncoln said a Ill 111 s legs should be Nl iftlll Nleh nts Thls l1ne lb bxsec ted IU the mlddle Benson Cashlon The world has not seen hrs l1l1e there be better there be worse Harry Nleh HIS So ornon and llke Solomon of old he IN WISC Rhod 1 Hudson Blushmg IS the color of urtue Rudolph Welth Knows thmes but c lnnot expl nn them IIlSf0lW our tclnexerntnts IS one of wlnc h eycry sophomore IS justly proud ind our strueeles are no less fan1ous In September 1913 twenty one boys md glrls made the1r debut as freshmen The hrst dty of sehool was one to be remembered Our teacher Nllss Huss was expec ted to arrlve I 1 ,i 1 1 1 1 1 ,11111,1, 11, 1 11 1,11 1 1 1 1 ,, 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 111111111111111,111 T1 l I p' x' 1 1 ' 1 11 ' ' 1 1 ' ' U ' 1 4 ' 1 X 'N ' 1 C 1 U , ' .3 z ' . 1 11 i ' ff. 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'f , ' kj, '-Q A - IHF IUBA 191.2 b01lll0lll01't' Hlstorx on the tram that diy and we were left to ourselves till she callle Being freshmen and fresh from the grammar school we had no trouble llegllllllig the tlme away Whe11 conversa t1o11 had wavered for some tlme a suggestion was made that the choir re11der some favorite songs Unfortunately the teacher whose room was next to ours had no taste for music a11cl tl1e cl1111ax was reached whe11 we began the time wor11 ballad Qchool Davs Tl1e cl1olr was lJI'0li6Il up and we were Sll6l1C ed lll disgrace 'is self1111porta11t a11d perhaps more learned than the sen1ors It was with consternation that we received the news th t we were green freshmen At first we wo11derecl why they called IIS this bl1t 11ow we k11ow thev were freshmen too l11 order to DTOIIIOYG a good school splrlt we organized our class electing Frank Kremer President and C'lot1ld1 Fenwlc lc Sec ret lry and Treasurer l or the next two 111o11ths we sailed along blissfully u11t1l tl1e h6I1l0I'S gave a Halloween party a11d failed to 111v1tethe freshmen Our class feeling reasserted itself Zilld we decided Illdf we d1cl11t want so11r grapes a11y longer So we gave a p lrty ourselves a e 11np fire meeting d0YVIl at the Willow pond ll1e11 the sophomores gave a party dlltl l11Vll6d us to come We all enjoyed lt and decided to give a rec eptlon to the other c lasses also We h11stled and worked to make It a success Hlld It was the chief feature be111g refreshments The year passed rapidly we reahzed that final eXam1nat1o11s were coming We passed them successfully and thus ended our freshmen vear perhaps the happiest of tl1e two we have had As sophomores we came back determined to make this year of greater results than the former one Four new members increased our number making the enrollment twenty five o11rs bemg the largest class 111 school We had every reason to be proud of this class the mystery to us was why our teachers would 11ot agree with us lll tl11s respect bllt drawing pictures whispering and wr1t111g notes seemed to be pec l1l1arly adapted to us There IS real wit 111 o11r class and we agree that laughing 1s what distinguishes the man from tl1e 'lllllllill We intended to develop this circuinstance and bccome more c1v1l17ed hut llclSl the faculty condemncc ollr policy and lle Merc marked as 1 class to he watched Januarv 30 we gave a11 e11terta111me11t for tl1e student body 111 the form of an indoor track meet which was rather l1vel1er and more of a success than the general ru11 of 6I1I6I'IdlIlITl6llfi In the Tuba Essay and Art Contest three of the six prizes were WOII bv members of the sophomore class With our sophomore year drawing rapidly to a close we look baek ox er our two years 111 hlgh school and realize the mistakes we have made and how we have profited bv tl1em we look over that time filled with pleasure and llork with the co11v1ct1on that we haye been worthy of the majestic I1dIT16 Sophomore F 1 l l lll1l1ll1 lj lull 1 1 lll l 111 11 11, l 1,11 1l1 1 1111, l 1 111 1 1 1 1111: 111 1 'l l '1 lllll 1 1l'1'1ll-l' 11l1,11' 11 .11l 1 ll 111 '11 11 1 l 1 1 11 ' 1 1 11 111 111111 - ' 11 1l 1 11 ' l 12111 l ll'111'1' 111l1111ll1 'llllllllllllwlllll lll ll , . , ' . . f ' 1 ' 7 1 - c , - 1 c . 1 . c , c This was our auspiclious way of enteri11g high school, feeling Perhaps it was the Latin tl1at stunted our intellectual growth. , .5 .ar 1 1 ll THE TUBA 1915 CN f65W6 M E 'x v I 610 f Sf A 'xii 7- A ' '. 5 1 L 4' 5 4 I A . 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' 7-f ' f1N,.1f 1 iff THE TUBA 1915 I4 .lntasy of Departure School of Our Youth Farewell' All the past now lost dlsappcarmg All the past long days and long hours Fadmng lost vnsmns to mem ry endearxng Sleeps with Thee th'1t solemnly towers Darklv 1nd hxgh 'low1rd thc. sky Old bchool of Ours' Now the night of our departure And the nxght wind s slow repeatmg Deathlrkc sadness that rs torture Comes wxth grxef our sadness gzrectnng ln the mghl trme Sad the night rhyme Wrnds repeatxngl Through the darkness faintly floatmg Splrlts fr1ends that I am leavmg Ghostly forms are floatlngf gloatxng O er the scene of Sadness grieving Are floatmg whxte In darkness mght Sadly grrevxngl Tns the sadness of the dyxng Of thc dyrng days of childhood Lonely sadness that IS sxghmng In the drear wind of the wrldwood In the lone wnnd ll1ll1CllI'Lll' wmd Ofthe wnldwoodl Tas the hollow volccs dreary Welrd and ghosthkc vorccs hlcndmg Death knells of companrons weary Llfe wrth Youth and me now cndmg Echoes death knells folhng dr. lth hells Lonely lileflillfllll ww mannummmmu,muumumummmummuumuumulummuumummmmmmum.mmwm.1w1ulwwwIwwwluwwulwwwIwWwwnwwL1mmHl.uHllmlmawwwwuwwwwml1w1ul11H1wK.:11WmlwwHWww.wwwuwwwr1wwwnlwwH4wmwsvwwww-4wwwu1wuxmlmluumztuuummmumumum.umm.nuHmumuummxumnmmxummunmmnmnlmHllmmnunmmmmmmmllmlnllfumnsmuHH11uHmllmlluluulzummunmmxummummummxumumHa.:umulmlummuumummummuuwlmmuuullu 1 , , 1 4 - 1 a f , . . - b 1 ' , ' ' ' ' V ' v 1 ' ' - 1 ' . 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Chanung mournxng turnod to madness The doleful choxr volccs dronxng Rnsmg falhng scundxng sadness Moan a mndnxght monotomng Hollow rollmg Vo1ccs tollmg Monotonmgl Sid the long nlght waning slowly Sad the hollow ghostly groanxng Sad the partmg melancholy Of the dismal mldnxght moannng Of the swelling RlSlI'lg dwelhng Midnight moanxng l dllt.lSW oi Dr-parlurv O Lr all mn sxlvcr llght reposxng Wnth the beauty of a dreammg Falls the moonllght mght enclosmg In a solemn splendor streammg Passlng sorrow Brxngs the morrow Ends the dreammg' Now the wmd lS softer slghmg Gentler grows the nlght wxnds blowlng Now an echoed anthem dymg Comes from spxrxts that are goxng, Famter fallmg Grows the wallmg Smoothu flownnpf Hushcd ns thc wund and sllencc fallxng O er the gravt of youth cargssmg Gnvcs the scene of death appalhng Grutsomc sxlonce dup dopressmg Stlllncss only All ns lonely Sad dcpressxng' YHF IUB1 IQ-77 L1t101s 111 1 I'r1 sl1m1111 ?1YN11 1 S 11 1 11 Brother B111 e11tered s11111111 11111111 1111116 1111 11 1111 1II1JI'9HSl1111 1111 1-11111111 11611111111 1111,Q11e1 I 111w11ys was 1 hurnorlst wasnt I B111 Idressed 1l1111111I'I'y th1s 1111111111111 dlld 1111111 11,111 1111111e 1r11111 s1h11111 1 fOl1l1d that my Shoes werent mates Y1111 dont re11111n 11ny1111d1 110111811 ll 1111 111111 We h1111 11g111r1 11115 IIIOTIIIHQ 1 got along fine Mr Reeves asked me 111 e1,p1111 e 11 11r11111e1n 111 the 11z1ss 1 e11p1ane11 11 1 1111181 1111111 11111 IJTLIIY 11e11 11e1f111se he 1111d H16 I 1'11u1d explane 11 111221111 t11n111r11111 He thrnks Irn pre111 sn111r1 He 111111 111e 11 1 11e111 1111 111 1e11rn s111ne1h1ng some dav He has a way 111 dI'd1A1l1llQ 11111 the 111111 111111 11f Ins sente111es 1 111111111 1111111e11 11 1111111 111 111111 1116 111 1e11rn somethlng s1111e d11v S111 B111 1 11111 r IX N e 11111 111111s 16 1111 s11r111s 11 1 11er1 111I,Q 11111 so 11111n11e11 1I1 11 11111er 111111 Mr RGdVPS1l11l111'1l1 11 111 11 ere 61 1 111 111 1 11 111 111 Sept 9 1914 Brother B111 r Re111es1s1r1171 11 11111 1 11111' 11r1 11 11 1111 111 111 ee1 lf, 1Qd1d Corn He Sdld 11 111r111111V11r111es S1111 1 N111 1r1111111r11 s 111 11111 1 11115111 ieed h1s plgs 1111111 1 11185 111 11 If 6I'I'f1 C11 1X 101' dlld COITI WJS 111h111r111es 1111111 s111111I111 1 111111 1 s 111 11 1 1111 11111 1 1 14191161 111 I nnght s 1 er s1h11111 111111 1e1 111111 111111111111 1111 1111 er 111116 1 1 1 111e1 111111 st1r1e11 1rz1111 work here a S1 1111111 fhew .asked 1116 11111111 111111 11111 1 111111d F1111 11 h11n11r111 1 nrds 1 s11111 1 T11 1111111111 111 111111111 111116 seconds ev Sdld thev I'6Lh0116d 111111 1111s 1111111 Q111111 111I1N1C16I'111iQ 11s h1111 111e 11111111 s re1 11r11 11111 111116 111111 three hfths 1 sand 11e11 11131176 1 111111dnt r1111 1111119 11111 111st 111111 t11e1 S11111 1111n1n 111 th1n11 11111111 11 111111 111211116 1 111111dnt 111111 11r111her 111111es Af 11111 1 1111 1 1 11,,1111 11111 1. he 1 , ., 1 1 Y '1111' .1 1 'S ' PI,1 : ' .1, 11. 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V ' ,I l V, l'HE IUB 1 1915 lc is 0 ll'll slum Sept 3 1914 Brother Blll A runny Ullllg ntppeneo toon We were nxwnga Ll rss Illtl 1 w as mont xsleep wr Kelves sam James name the lllllt ot power rn elettrxcltv Iroused up and sud Ihe wh rt' He sud Correct .Innes the watt Now whnt do you suppose he meant by that? Im SIIUIIQ, just u ross the usle lrom 1 ,,1rl I told her today that I thought she was pretty good looklng She sald Do tell and looked 'll'OllIld fmt 1 g,1rl helund her and glggled I sald that lt was a mee day today and she sald that she was so glad to know rt that she never would have thought ot xt herself I saxd as how there was a DICKUIG show tomght and she Sald as how wasnt that peeuhar I sald that I had thought of gomg and she Sald that that was qulte SUFDTISIHQ I sald I thought 1t would he mee lf we two went todether and she sald she would thmk the matter over Do you Illllllx I made a h1t Brll? 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' ' H f .f I . ,J, f'Q :f'fff', Of 'N I , , , , rm , 0 I, Q,- THE TUBA 1915 X Strugglt for Suprt lllqll W ll S AY fellows let s go after the freshmen tomorrow Sald the A sophomore pres1dent at one of therr meetmgs You know the snow IS about a foot thu k and 1t w1ll be good an1mun1 tlon They have been actmg too smart here of late and w1th or wlthout the professors consent we must tame them Great' shouted the class We are wlth yon' Hurrah for the sophomores' You know contrnued the speaker there are a few more freshles than sophs but we can let the semors mto the secret and lf need be they can help us Tomorrow at recess we w1ll start the fight and after we get through they wrll never agonn try to rule the sophomores The best lald schemes o mlce an men gang aft a gley lt so happened that a freshman had been kept m unt1l he had flnlshed an experlment IH the laboratory After flUlGl'l1IlQ hls experiment wlnle passmg through the hall he heard the sophomores plottmg and stopped to hear what they had to say After hearmg the plans the sophomores had la1d for the fresh men he declded that lt would be a good t1me to turn the tables on them As he was leavlng the blllldlllg he met several freshmen and told them what he had heard, and that they should tell the other freshmen to meet hnn at the home of Jack Werner at seven o'clock that evemng At the appomted tlme every freshman was on hand and they at once proceeded to attend to the l7llSlll6S9 lIl hand Jack Werner took the chalr and calllng the meetmg to order rdoressed rt 19 follows Fellow freshmen from whatl have heard from Joe Lewls who overheard the plans made by the sophomores we thmlf that war wrth the sophs IS about to begln We know not how long It wlll last but we must be ready for the worst Let us then on the morrow rally to the c ruse of thc freshmen md QIVC the sophs a hard fight Let us erther be brave tomorrow or ever be subjects to the sophs SIIICC they have asked the semors to ald them we ought to ask the Jumors to HSSISI us Thev wlll he onlv too glad I am sure to have an opportunlty to even up some old scores Remember thls one Illlllg w1n 1nd hunnll 1te the sophs or lose and forever be thelr subjects Round after round of applause greeted th1s speech and as Jack took hrs seat Wlll Kmg arose and suggested that they choose offif ers and make thelr plans for the comlng battle After much lll9CllSSl0I1 lt was declded that the jllIllOI'S were to be standmg near the school blllldlllg m thelr usual place and be ready to fight the mstant a semor made a hostlle move FIVE freshmen were to leave the blllldlllg by the door leadlng to thelr playffround and recelve the sophomores first volley and whlle they were d0lIlg thls the remamder of the freshme11 were to go out the door leadlng to the glrls' playground and, d1VldlI1Q mto two equal partres, one party was to go one way around the bu1ld1ngi,the other party was to go the other way around and pounce upon the unsuspectmg sophs 111111111111 1 1 1 1 1 11111.111111111111111:111 1 11 11 1 11 11: 1 1 111111. 11. 1 11111 11 1 1 1 11.1111111111111111111111111,1,,1111.1 1 1111111111111-1.111 111-11111111111111 11 1111 111.1.1- . 1' 11 11,1 1 1 . 11 11111111 1111, 1 1 111 11111 11111111111111.1H4 I '1 A, W f r - I , , v A L1 i K '. 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' I 1 f 1 ' 1 rs A 1 IHI' lUl3l IUIJ X Strngglc ior Supra 111 lf w P It l1 fresh1nan was to mform 1 tumor of the trouble ex1st1no between themselves and the sophomores and ask h1n1 to ass1st them 1 1 the1r '1 l1 The next IllOI'Illll'5 tl1e sopl1o1nores QIl'1lllI1UlN greeted the fresh111en 19 11 thev were o11 the best terms of fr1endsh1p but the freshmen were IIOI decelxed bv tl1e1r 'ICUOIIS The sophs were too conf1dent At recess the sophs were out hrst and th1s Owe them t1n1e l lIIllJS to the slaughter so thou ht the sophomores It w1s .1 sha111 to see tl1e hve brxve freshmen recelve the volley of s11owballs A shout Wellt 11p from the sophs as they drove them 111to a corner Another shout but tl1lS t1111e fron1 the freshmen as the two cl1v1s1o11s closed 1Il on the unsuspect mg sophs DOWII goes a soph and down goes a freshm111 Suc h a battle was never before seen 011 the hlgh school grounds A1111cl tl1e shouts and groans of the part1c1pants the bat le progressed Slowly but steadllx the sophs were pushed back the t1111e for the se111ors to act arrlved As the Junlors were cornpelled to remam lI1 the classroom OII account of haxmg ffnled to get through Wllh the1r work there was no one to preve11t tl1e se111ors fro111 Eildlllg the sophomores The freshmen forces were scattered and a crv of VICIOIV went up from the e11e111y It d1d 11ot last long however for the Jumors ex er true to the freshmen asked that thev mxght be perm1tted to make up the1r t11ne after school lI1 order that they mlght asslst the1r allx a11d th1s havnw TJGGII 0r1nted came dashmg out of school and charglng the ene111v held them Ill check 11nt1I the fresl1 1111511 1u1c,6s could bc rd1lIt'd lhc LWU bldtrb drew Llp IH l111t: uf b1ttle and the hfht was renewed Snowballs Cdllle lrke hall stones and one could IlOt tell whlch Sld6 had the xdvantage Suddenly tl1e fire fro111 the freshmen a11d junlor Slde decreased The freshmen partly concealed bv the mlst dI1d fallmg snow had Sf0l611 around 111 the rear of the e11emy and at a blgll 11 enemy s front Wlfh the 111te11t1o11 of endmg the fi fht Just at the t11ne whe11 vlctorv see1necl to rest w1th the111 tl1e freshmen heard the bell r111 for st11ciy The hght teased leavmv 11e1ther s1de VICIOFIOUS A troop of llVlIlg QIIOW men so111e h1 h 31111 so111e low 111 SDIFIIS trooped back mto the school house Although 11e1ther s1de had been v1ctor1ous the SODIIO mores had to admlt that the fresh111en had succeeded 111 breakmg 11p the1r plans and atter that date always respected them for the1r pluc ky f1 1ht ROY Cxsrnox 18 'D N , 1 ' V . . pp - . 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YUBA 1915 I 1 1 illI'l s lllll I 1 1 illI'l rs UURINF the past year numerous lectures have been dehv ered oefore the hlgh school bv cltlzens of Perryvllle Each of these was well dellvered and fully appreclated by the stu dents Several are Cl1SCllSS9d below whlle equally as many sp ice It may not be lnapproprlate to say that no offense IS meant and that all justlte and truth IS sacrlficed for humor the sacrlhce may be more pl nn than the humor Infact Iam ln the shoes of the Irlshman who when asked 1f he was telhnQ the truth replled Well to tell you the truth Im luznq A death l1ke blli-31116 pcrmeated the atmosphere The day was at hand Louls W Holttnann D D S the great Jaw Breaker was to lecture Entering wlth a palr of tongs ln his ha11d he contlnued unmolested to the front of the room Stfllilllfl cWltl1 the tongsb a threatenlng attrtude he exclarmed Frlends Rom IHS countrymen heroes and fellow crtlzens ln due i0I1blClCI'dUOIl for me md your fellow students God on Hrgh people 011 low and most of all for the atmosphere hernia, between the two wash your teeth As has been sard above and may be sald below th1s man IS a dentlst Maybe you don t know what a dentlst IS Let us refer to Webster s Inter natlonal Dlctlonary Dentlst from the lailtlll Cdentl meanlng to jab to pound to Jerk twlst md wrench Ctlstj IS Greek mearnng ouch, Jesus have mercy upon my soul, and other CXDFCSSIODS that cannot here be mentloned Hence dentlst an unbalanced lI1CllV1dll3l who IS allowed to run at large w1th an overgrown palr of phers pulhng peoples teeth at the Sllgllt est provocatlon One who pulls your teeth after you ve pald your b1ll you wont need them Dr Blaylock lectured upon Tuberculosis The reason some They xre so fond of fresh alr that they bottle lt up IH 1 room and breath It over and over agaln Doc sud the 1ause of U1l'J9I'0l1lOS1S IS a tubercle whatever that IS All you have to do to prevent tuberculosls IS to keep out of the way of tuber cles Most people have sense enough to keep out of the ram to keep out of the way of Carl Klelner md hls Studebxker and to move out of the way of a dog, that they see coming, down the street wrth a can t1ed to h1s tall but they w1ll step rrght up to our old frlend A 'lubercle look up 1nto hrs face and ask h1m How s the weather up there? Tubercle looks 1lown at a fellow that asks hun thls QDITS 1nto hls face and says It s raunn 'llns 19 thc loglc 11 tOlNlllSl0l1 C1111 tlllilllfl 111 a deep brss voxce nowb The same system of deduttlve reasorung that s used by the Pans detectlves was used 111 Hldlilllf., th1s deductlon For were we I10t lnformed that A Tuhercle IS the cause of tuberculosls a11d that splttlng IQ the pI'1I1Llpll way of spreadlng the d1sease'? Moral dont wlpe your nose on your sleeve Now let us consider the lecture QIVCH by Edward Robb, Attorney at Law At Law, wherever that IS l'ldVlIlQ, heard qulte a few of Mr Robb's lectures, and l1dVll1g become rather l1lllli1l1I'l TH xl lrulum 'llwllu 1, 111 l'li,l ' mln 1f' 1 , l 11,1 1 J' '111 l '11 ' H ' 11 ' l 1 11 ll' lll l,1l ,ll llll 'll' 1 l'lll ' 'llll 111 1' 'bl 11'l' l1' lllh' ll ll'll' ll'i1l1' lll' lhlll 'll' l' ' l'111 ' 1 1 llr' l rl l 1 1 l l 'l 1 1 ' 'll 1 ' 1 ll ' I ' l'1 l 'll l'lll llllllllullllllllll , - 1 HQ 1 . 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K A THL YUBA 1911 c urs ml Illillll averse to them thrs lectrrre rs an rnconvenrent mrtter for rrre to drscrrss Brrt for the welfrre of hrrnranrtv 'md for the salce of rt rr y rt s a lc one We vv l strrr at tre rlfigrrrlrrrrjg where Mr Robb beg rn to beffrn Thomas Jefferson Henry Clay John C Calhorrn Danrel Webster and Abrahanr Lrncoln were all lawyers and so am I Mr Robb talked aborrt Law We read between the lrnes of the lectrrre whrch drdn t have any lrnes and thrs was deducted Thrs rs the wav a law surt starts crackers Then he starts for the door Says the bar tender Pay for your crackers Says the customer I gave vou the beer for the crackers Then pay for the beer Why I gave you the beer back Im not gorng to pay for anvthrng I drdnt buy A lawyer comes rn and wrth the wrsdom of Solomon eats the crackers and drrnks the beer thrrs atfectrrrg, a cornprornrse A lawyer rs alrrght rn hrs plrce but he rs always out of place rnedcllrrrg rn other peoples busrness It a lawyer dont know everybody elses busrness he dont know hrs own The next lecture was delrverecl by Dr Vessells Doctor Vessells rs a doctor The day ot the lecture was foggy and damp A slow drrzzlrng rrrn fell contmuously All that can be sard for that day rs It was a good dav for ducks Quark quack Doctors are Gods blessrng to sufferrng lrrrmanrty Collectrvely they should be known as The Socrety for the Preventron of Further Sutferrnff for Long Suflerers Thcre rs no prrrr rn IIGIXGII Doctors nrav be drvrcled rrrto two clrsses cne corrservatrves and the radrcars the corrservalrves who let vou dre and the radrcfrls who krll you Doctor Vessells sarcl that he went to school once It pays to advertrse At that trme Perrvvrlle Hr h School was under the supervrsron of Prtrrck Xlonavhan an Irrshman Germs was the srrbject of lectrrre under drscussron Germs make people srck the French solemn fact for serrous medrtatron that God rs everywhere so are germs And rt s no use to trrrn them over they ve got legs on both srdes By the wav rf Germanys German Germans germrnated German germs would the German germs of Germany s German Germans germrnate' 'lhe next was a phrlosophrcal and psychologrcal lecture delrvered bv the phrlosophrcal and psyclrologrcfrl Mr Bond Vllrrle hrs lecture was phrlosophrcal we would not say that rt was phrlosophrstrcal rrrdeed all phrlosophrstrcalrty vs rs lackrng It I rrn too deep get 1 drctronary Icannot lrrrrrt thrs profound subject on account of the rgnorance of the general prrblrc 'lhe subject of the lecture was Habrt Does vo hab rt? Iquote Mr Bond Whenever vou read Buffalo Brll dont read rt Bulfalo Brll Dr rrnond Drck 1nd One ev ed Pcte from AFIZOHI must pass brrt l go on forever Chrldrerr dor1t get rn the habrt of beatrng vorrr wrves before breakfast rts hard on the drges L1-fir ' 2 1 1 ' 'rs ' .. , , 2 ' 'fc .ru il ' 2' . ' ' 'Q ' fil- pi S 8 't ,V ' h. jj 3 dn 1 V I ,il K E t , ln 1 .:.. 5, .tm ., .'..,.h , - , f :,,1,: , I ,, ,, -H, . z ,Q 1 ' ' , j 1 ' fr 1 ' ' . r ' -U f I 1 rt ., . V .6 . . . . . A g A . . . , Y K Y k 7 A S 7 . l t .1 ,, a man buys ein glass lager beer and returns it in exchange for for germs is Germans. It is a solemn fact to contemplate. it is a at L .ra I y cr , ki l - 1 Q 1 L 1 ' . Q , ' ' l ' ' ' . v -C f ., ' vs ' ' 5 . . . R Q Q .b . I H . . . j 5 l v . ' : N I x 1 . 1 x ' C l - I 7115 IDEA 1910 lcciurcs. tlon borne hdlllIS are formed for the 5 une re won that a dog rnakee nlne and one half turne belore le bee clovsn others for the sarne reason that he ehasee lne tall to make ende n1eet Moral rt the cat lrkes tl1e eanary k1ll the Cat A lecture 6IlUIl6d Plbllflildllg wae delrwered bv Mr Klefllel' a D0llIlLldII I dOIll lrke to call anvbodv Ildllleb but he sald If lnrneelf Here rs lne wc1rd lor rt The greatebt men ot all ages have beer1 polltreram all great statesrnen are great 1o 1t1e11ns I am 1 11 llllll nvse N vw ne refer o Watehful Wdlflllg Woodrow Wrlxon s polrc v oi neutralltv lhat polrcy I hrghly respeet I dIIl neutr1l rnvself I belreve I dlll at least as neutral ae the IFISIIITIIII the II'1SI1ll1clll who sarcl that he dldnt ,QIVG a rap WIIU llcks the Dutch I 1d1es KSIIIQE' rnx WIIC lb not here I tlnnk I 111 ry eric-ly SIVD ever Slllie the davs of Eve It has been vwornan s dewre to comro' A woman wants to control tor the Qarne re ison that she leans up avarnet 1 poet to put on her rubbers Wh ll w 1ulcl the xcorlcl be xv thout IIICII7 A erlect blank ke ee ex ruled I arn ol the opnnon of the rooster cl11c lleorge F1scl1er ran over mth hls motorcycle tl1e Illclftll ol cnrlrzatlon 1 c ward ward llke IIIC Slow but lllII'SIllKl Ntepc ol 1J1c N 1 1rcl o 1 R uul L1-c hu 4 ,x po gave! 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THE TUB-1 1910 I4 X1ll'lIl'ltOl'j Denotzng demure damsel devourzng dehcate ssen dehcaczes Im sorry that Ispelt the word Ihate to go above you because the brown eyes lower fell because you see Ilove you Three pzous students and a church rn the background A co zple of tuff rnutts conspzrzng to overtlzrow law and order P H S t ack team at entrance to Fazr Grounds Cape Gzrardeau 1914 J1tncy servzce durzng recess at Krapfs bakery The study of th marvelous works and achzevements 0fJllflUS Caesar Yhe Mt wean flag erected after ina! m History The whzte lzne ln the foregroundzsa snake The school buzldzng on whzch there would be a roof lf the pzcture were broader but It zsn t A freshmen class ln Agrzculture or a study ln the causes and effects of bezng green A scene zn the physzcs lab shortly before an alteratzon was made zn Vessells coat Preparzng for a hay rzde IN celebratzon of May 20 1914 A hzglz jurnpzng student on hzs way over the bar, havuzg stopped to eat a bzscuzt I-J The sophomore gzrls demonstrated how to smzle even zfzt hurts your face Ia The greatest joke obtazned by the Tuba staff as he appears ln the characterzstzc pose of Jess W1llard 16 Yens Yens Yanztor ln a serzous mood 111111111 11 1 1 1 1 1111111 1111111 1 1 1 111 .1 111 1 1 1 1111111 111 11 1 1'1111 F1111 1111 1111 1111111111l1111111H l111111111111, 1111111111111l'111l11111111111111'111l11.ll11111l11111111111 1111 1'11 111 11 11111111 1 11 111 1211 F1'1 1 11 11111 1 1 1'111'1111 1111 111'111111' 1 11 1 1 '1 1 11 1 11111111111111111111111-111111 Y V ' 4 , 1 1 Y ' I - 5 . . 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H THE TUBA 1910 .X -.. -- 7Y3Z? 717114 Jiri 4-4- .1- nw Y ' 1910 X ll'lll in I c c anon 4 EAVING Cape Clrardeau at eight oclock we expccted to get to Perryville by eleven at least Ilaere were three automobiles 1n the party rather one automobile and two Fords We were returning from a game of football with the Cane Girardeau High School and though we had previouslv learned how to take a defeat we felt the usual ehfec-ts of 1 football game If you wish to know the store at was 91 to ll We agreed upon letting tl1e two Fords lead so that tlae automoblle wouldnt be lost Carl Kiefner led the wax to Jackson which was ten miles awax The roads bemg an good shape made tlae distanee seem verv short Here aj change as as made Robb takmg the le ad with the two lords following close hehmd Before reaehmg the next town Fruatland we came to a cross road Robb took the road to the lelt thc l ords t none the roads to the right I was with the unfortunate lords but I wont say unfortunate because we had 1 most eniov able trip to Leemon Notacmg Beetle take the road to tle lei nc patted him because the road that he was taking led str'ai Qht down to 'a bi ' diteh. But before going very far we noticfed thfat we were on the wrong road. Someone wanted to go back but C arl said we were bound to get bacfk if he led the way. He took tlae lead and rambled over gulleys logs rocks. hills, 'and wh'at not. The road had grass and weeds in the middle if it had been a little better it might have been called 'a good hog-path. never 'a good road' but the Isords raanbled right alon I We re'ad nunaerous signs along the way but couldnt tell where we were After rambling for over two hours we came in sight of a building At last some cavih7at1on was discovered but no It must have been 1 barbarous settlement for tlae following was painted on tlae bualdna in bn, black letters Indian Creek qchool House Fandme xerx little satisfaction here we started on and soon came to 1 little vallave of sexeral houses and a sm all s ore ich 1 o ox in inscria C A Nlortons Cenera tore ae store was axerv sna all buildme mth a shed 1 e structure on the front I wish you to note that the store was s r oath lluhe is c of the houses and after rousing the old lady without saying hello asked Where are we? At Leetnon was the reply ter asking her aow to ge to lLllVVlll6 she told us to turn around and take tlae hrst to ad tothe left Ihmkmg we did as chrec ted me rode far some tune and came to another tross ro at NN at re a sa n chrec ted thc traxeler to Neelx s Lu dint wo an a s Ilns pa ace bein, ne ar tlae home of one of our num aer he informed us where we were, Ye Immortal Godslmraght next to tne river forty miles l'I'0lll home. Larl said he knew the way from here so with him le'acling we ramhled on our wlay . tnore. bxt not to 'rlipper' . We soon cvatne to a little village and 'a store over which hung -a sign- th A. Nlortons General Store. What puzzled us was that it was on the right hand side of the road. But we were undou atedly in eem n. 'er en'ojinff a hearty laugh e THE TUBA 1910 lil l 1 ln ll la 1'l,l,, , ,ta tl 1 at , l ,, t t ' Y Y O A A I . 'ff 1- . . -- ', ,Q . ., Qt' sz fi 1 ' I ' . K A . 1 , . . ' . I f 2 2 2 I ' . . . ' . X 2 . 4 lv O7 I 1 - t g v 1 . 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' I 1.5 f ,Q I 7 I . , K a , K' - Y s , L I 1 o ave tl ' ' ary 3 -. 1 ' 4 1 ' 1 ' S 1 , cf c I A I l L' I., C cm s V , I ,Q . l ' L o Alt J x g ' w V1 X ll D10 Illlllllll etarted gdlll ar1d1iee1de11t11lly reathedFru1tland hv twelve th1rtx lhe Ford 111 the lead took 11 slde street l1ere and woe , l tel mv- G f Q 111 tarne to 11 streteh ol road several hlllldfed yardi long Ttlklllh 11dva11t11ge of IIIIS we Qpeeded up .N rnuth ae posslhle hut 111 domg so IHISSCI1 our short turn to tl1e left We soon ll0t1C6d our nnstalte and tllflled back Illlbglllg the r1ght road 11 eetond t1111e and t11k111g 11 road that led ue dow11 a h1ll and atroee 11 creek Alter tross111g the creek 0116 ot tl1e how 111 the rear car heard Mr Reaves shout W111t 1 11111111te how heree 11 gate Ol tourse we knew we d1d11t haw 1lllX gates to ope11 to Qet TR' home although we would have do11e eo to get there just then ar now Have up dlld told Edd1e to t11l1ethele11d E t1e 11 111 Q 116 1 1-111 Jn 11 11 I1111 un Appleton was reat hed Here I Zllld get eral other boys went to sleep We 11rr1ved hllllle on Sundav Illtlflllllgl 'xt two otlotk 1ll whole rllltl happy The next day we were 11fr111d T116 people at LCSIIIOII would thlnlt we had 1 few too 11111111 hut learned th 1t they thought we were 11 ICIIIDSXRIIIKS partw connng fro111 Neelys Ldlldlllg llne atlorded us 11 great deal ol tornlort and evervone la one 111oth t l een mu NIHK11 IHE TUBA 191.9 . A .ll A . . 1 1 U '1 ' 1 1 1 ,' 1 1 ' 1 n , ' 1 K' 1 1 1 ' ' L1 . ' ' ' Q' 9 , ' A C11 'g' 1 A '1 ' . dl'1 abdlg t. to turn t..o1111d. We finally gm started :night 2..l1l soon l.1.d us t,.. the dbh. .mul and it was ..t,. ..1..g ..til 1. 1 . ' 1 1 L . 1 ' 15 . N 1 1 1 l x 1 '1 1 1 1 1 5' -w ' ' - ' 1 1 v 1 1 J 1 A U 4 I 1 1 . ' 1 4 1 w 1 ' r 1 1 ws 1 . ' 1 Q ' 1 -'Y 2 ' ' 1 ' ' 1 ' vw ' 1 .1 17 1 I 1 1 . . - 1- ' ' ' 1 l 1 3 5. VH .' 2 - jk., u . 5. n. V! K.. Ki . , ' . ' I. h 'A 1 '- ' ' Q ' ' ' 'f ' j 5 K ing for: er trip o 1, ltbll, F1 ' A it ic, 'lti. SUDIIS X s P1 1 Sllli s. cc QAY kids school is so dead this tear Lets do some A thing said Gladys o11e of the sophs to lllllllfll of ,,1rls while they were taklng a w1lk after the1r daily fight over coffee cake and rolls Lets do Thats what I sav Here too lllfl other sueh expressions canie from the g1rls Just after these had d1ecl down a shrlek of liughter w1s he 1rd llld Nell came Slilpplllg down the walk her coat fljlll 013611 ind l1er face wreathed Wltll snnles Oh girls' she 1r1ed I have the grandest 11ews for voul bhe stopped 1 IIIOIIIQIIY to see 1f any one besides the sophs were present and then went on IWGIII to the labor1tory to get tl1e kevs fro111 Mr Re1ves and s tw the freshmen girls having a class meeting I knew 1t must be a secret so I thought I would listen and I fou11d that they 1re QOIIIQ, to have 1 fe 1st soon lillf c uuld not undcrst lllll whe11 or where and Uh' W0llldI1l ll be fllll 1f11e could find out QWIDC all the1r dope and have a feast ourselxes' ust the llllllgl 1 id for v 111 1 re 111 cr tl1e girls together crowding Hffilllifl Nell so they 1:'11'ld llbll' every word she said. 'lWell. what plans shall we IIl'llii,?' said Albertine. ' suggest that we each try to fi11d Ulll when and wl1ere it is to be held ' exclaimed Llotilda and tl1e 0116 that finds out first will get to be leader i11 spoiling their plans. and. as the reeess me was heard 'we had better go i11 now so l1'l we wi llll have to stay after school for lo'1fi11g 'ifter the bell is rung' Nell w1ll be the first to find lt out exclalmed several of the g1rls is they started for the lllllldlllg lhe next IIIOFIIIIIQ Nell went 11p to the laboratory to look for her pen which she thought shc had left there the day before As she 19 1 very 1nqu1s1t1ve g,1rl she began looking around the roorn trx llll to find some clue to the feast She sp1ed 1 piece of p xper llIlll6I' a bot of s1nd and found that 1tWlS .1 letter 11 Fllfell bv Helen Cashion 1 frcshman to Cleta Dlfdlll another freshni 111 who hid llflt been 1ble to attend school the IJFSVIOUQ d xv Sue opened If and lldSllly scanned the pages The only parafrxph which interested her was this We are going to h1ve 1fe1st tomorrow IIIOTIIIIIQ during the fourth hour 1n the agriculture labor atory wh1le Mr Reaves and the football team ire it tl1e photogr iphers We Wlll hx the feast at recess but Mllll Ilflf befun lllltll we 1re sure the teachers are busy The sophs are U'Vll1,Q to find Ollf what we are go1ng to do but I do11t tllltllx the v w1ll oecause we have been awfully careful Nix deir M1s helen thought Nell as she carefully folded tne letter and Illll it back where she ftllllld it what would yo11 think if you knew what I know Nell did Ilflf tell the girls what she had fou11d out' but early the IIGXK Illllffllllfi she slipped up to tl1e laboratory. No one was i11 sight. She walked i11to the rooin. and then opened one of the 1-los. ts. finding a splendid array of packages of all sizes 'lllll sh'1pcs. .lut then she heard footsteps creeping up the carpetless f 7 HE I' U B A 191-J lfllll ll'1l1 llll.llll11llllll1llllIlll ll'1ll1lllIl llll'1 lfll 'll ll ll' ll11'l l ' 1 l ' ' ' 1l ' 1' 1' '11 lll llll1lll11lllll lllll11111lllllllIYllll1ll11 llllll1'11fl1l' 'l11 ' ' ' l 1 ' ' 111111 11 1l'1 1l1 1 l1ll 'llllll 111'l l ' ll1 11 111 1 1111111 11b111'1ll l 1 1 . . 1 1 1 , 1 , . K s L O 5 L , l , , i 1 . Y .. . . .. . 1 1 - ' . - ' ' - 11 - N X . - ii - i ' ' 1 2 1 Y 1 . ' ' ' ' , 1 , 1 1 . 1 , 1 ' ' - ' ' - n v - r . V w A I 1 1 ' 11 1 , , ' 3 1 1 1 - D , , . Ah V N 77 ll I S ' Q1 tl Y! I w . 2 . I . ' I . 1 ' I ' D V 3 I L I 1 1 1 1 , 1 1- 1' 5 ' 1 1 ' . ' . 1 1 , 1 . - - is K ' C ' 1 1 4 Y Q 12 x 1 1 1 , 1 1 I - - . I 1 - . 1 ' 1 ' 1 -1 ' 1 ' 1 1 , , ' ' .Q . - ' H - 1 I ' n . ' N ' I w 1 4 1 I 'A l 1 1 1 w w 1 x 1. l . 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For ul , Ale11 nu - tl 111! , 1ed 1 . 1 - 5 - 1 - 1 1 I A .1 1 1 1 , 1 1 1 1 11 , 7 1 1 1 J 1 K L 1 I I I I U 1 c A 1 as l Y V ' K 1 V x k A ' ix x I ' A I l ll 1 ' ' l 1 t ll I 1 1 .1 1 .1 1 1 l X g ' I L C Sllllllh s s starr way She glanced around xnd b68lll,Q, no other pl ne hlde hflstrly darted 1nto the cloeet und cloaed thc door The I' They looked around and not flfldlllg any one there hurrled down SIHIFS feehng sure all mae well In thelr haste they forgot to lock the door As soon as they had gone Nell shpped out from her hldlll place seelng the key on the floor she p1cked lt up locked the door and Sllpplllg the key lnto her coat pocket ran down stalrs to see the soph gnls and expla1n the Secret to them rv fi t XX l 11 slut s As the freshlee hled nomelesslv up the stalrs at the fourth hour ull were thxnkrni, of what an nnportant occaslon lt was re rched the head of the eteps and saw the soph glrls just f1lllShlIlf., the feast on XAhlCh they had spent II10St all of thelr pocket money they formed another ODIDIOH of thelr nnportance rn the occasron They were on the outs1de l00klDg ln when they expected to be on the lI'lS1d6 looklng out Lore KILLOUCH 17 X1 tx JN' IHE lbfifl 191 1 ' . . . 4' . , 1 ' , . k n v 0 5 5 - '. f' W ' 2 ,' if to J ' . SS, ' ',f ' t,, z ff z' ' gizrls had only come np to see that everything was alright. and what would happen lf they were caught: when they ' ' - ' 1 1 f w ' ' , . c , . . V k . Y . . . 5 y . . ' ' ' l cj- . . . . . b . Y Y Y ' ' ' v v , ' ' . 1 , . li: iq r l ri wx 5 'A V 2 Un' '95 L X K 3 X NX I l I I ' f hm X THE TUBA 1915 The Tr wk Meet nf the 1311115 NTIL Frrday Jan 22 P H S soclal l1fe was as dead as an oyster rn the Sahara Desert Then lt was that the sophomores gave the Track Meet of the Blrds Thls was an rn door meet and bemg qurte pecuhar IH everv respect lt began wlth a coon hunt Thrs might be more respectfully termed a negro hunt Numerous nlgger heads had been hldden 1n varrous and out of the way places the guests had been d1v1ded lDt0 four sec IIODS each TGDIGSSDIIHQ some promment school a leader had been chosen for each of these d1v1s1ons and all except the leaders bemg termed dogs the coon hunt was begun The dogs were to tree the coons and by barklng attract thelr leaders attentlon the d1v1s1on whose leader obtamed the most coons berng the wrnner Unt1l th1s OCCHSIOH lt was not known that there were such wonderful volces and volces of such volume 1n the school No one who has not been to a church plcnrc or surrounded by a couple of hundred talkatlve MISSOUTI mules has ever heard such musrc Loud barks and weak barks coarse barks and Shflll barks were all concentrated 1nto one harmonlous dlscord Another awe 1nsp1r1ng event was the Standlng Broad Grm The rules requlred a contestant to stand on the floor rather than s1t on It whxle he was gr1nn1ng and the one that could gr1n the wldest the broadest or grln a grrn of the greatest clrcumference was to be proclalmed wrnner The bettmg was one hundred to one on Bergmann from the start Shortly after he was called upon to expand the east wall of the burldmg took the appearance of a monstrous cavlty sxmllar to the entrance of Mammoth Cave Th1S proved to be a smlle of 52 IH Gyle Conrad took second place wlth barely 16 1D Posslbly the most humorous event was the football game Two persons were placed at ODDOSITG Sld6S of a table thelr chlns restlng upon 1ts edge and were confronted w1th a cellulold egg placed ln the mrddle of the table They were then commanded to blow the egg over the edge of thelr opponent s slde of the table At the command the egg took a hop skrp and a Jump went through all the motlons descrlbed ln Physlcs and at length came back and took a nap rn the center of the table Thrs was repeated as many tlmes as the old gray horse crossed the road and at length the game was called off on account of darkness Other events consrsted of the measurement of feet won DY Conrad the blg footed anrmal to your extreme left a cracker eatmg contest won by Edwrn Klefner of course and a contest to find whrch d1v1s1on could explode a yell of the greatest volume When the final score was proclalmed It was found that Cornell Unlversrty led by Edwln Krefner was vlctorlous E R llllllllllllNlllIlllllllllllllllllllIlllllllHllllllllllllllllllll 1 1 l V lllllllllllIllllllllHlllllllllllllllIlllllHllllllllllllilllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllldllllllllllllllllll lllitlllllll llllllllllltlllllllllllll'Hllillll'llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllltllllllll illllll l 5 ' lllllllllHlll'lllllHllI I , , W C ' W , 4 t , f f K , . , . . . y U . ,, . . . . . . . . . . tr y - 1 . ! 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Bulbul MONG other things that took place for the first time during the history of the school during nineteen fourteen 1 comic operetf me ah d t co nmcnccmcnt exercises iieretofore the efforts of the students at graduation hid been confined principally to comedies no musical production having been 'attempted It may safely be said that Bulbul a comic operetta in two acts was the most pretentious production attempted and the greatest success achieved by the high school S. wed before a full house It brought forth unmnnous applause Its success was due not only to the talent ol the students but also to the excellent trammg furnished by Mr ind llirs Sixcler llirs Kiefner and Mrs Robb The s enes were laid IH and iround the p llace ot King Iam t where Bulbul his daughter whom he hld betrothed toPr1nce Caspian was wooed anci won by thc prince who had come to the palace disguised is a peddlei In thc final scei e bull l mide known her intention to mirry thc, 1lCf1fll6l' aid not Caspian, whom she had never scen' thc peddler was found to be Caspian 'incl the flusterecl kinj in his excitement married Ida the Court Chaperon. There were eigfht principal characters sixteen characters in the special choruses, and thirty-eight in the grand ensembles. The principals, in order, were: Iaznit, a well meaning but fussy little monarch, Bert Kiefnerp Bulbul, his beautiful daughter. Margaret Killian Caspian an amiable young prince Edwin Mecker Ida the Court Chxperon Ruth Killouffh L1ll'1 1 friend to -ilbn eutx c nicer ai xfiien to aspian Ecwin Kiefner Dosay Keeper ot the Royal Spectacles Oscar Holtmann Justso Keeper of the Royal Cash Box Louis Meeker Some of the more prominent musical numbers were O this Summer Afternoon Behold Our Sovereign Lord the King She Speaks no Word to Anyone Love is Such a Funny Thing Love is a Flower and Weddine Bells .43 gr N QQ! Ax fv 4 THE TUBA 191.7 , , 1 i, i ,i i it i, ,ii N, , 1 ,i ,H ,im ,i, it M i, ,ii -,ini - ,, .V i, ug, i 1 - -'nf 4 1 1 1' ,, ,Y, X, ,i i, 1: i , 1 ,ii-ii. i 1 1 3' 1 1 , in i, in ii i 1 - - i 1 ' V1 ' I x 'I 4 I ' . I . 'S ' ' ' A v y ' v A ' ' ' 2 . 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' ' . 1 QB L Y T 0 I I 5 K1 THE TUBA U15 flu qenlnr I .lrfw RIDAY night Feb 12 there was a party m the szhool were present all of whom spent an evening of gavety froln and laughter fully appreciating the novelty of the enter tamment The first feature of the evening consisted of proposals and replies proposals of marriage were reid by those to whom they had been distributed and those addressed answered m turn by reading a corresponding reply Both proposals and replies were humorous and of various stvles causing much merriment especially at the expense of Professor Re xves Soon after this feature was concluded anotner was intro duced consisting of two debates one upon the question Resolved that Women Should Be Allowed to Vote the other upon the question Resolved that Lincoln Was a Greater Man than W3Sh1HgfOH Lest these debates be thought to be similar to the usual kmd which happen to be rither dry it Ill ly be well to mention that none of the debiters were prepared md that their object was to keep on talking no matter whit they said The first debate wis more humorous than any other event of the evening LeRoy Hudson with m xtchless eloquence heralded woman suffrage explaining how t ip xble of dolng woman s work man IS and how muth better he could do it than she And, as a proof, the audience was asked to take lum for example Nevertheless, his arguments were not convincing, for, as the Judges explained, he used too much hyperbole Though he defended himself upon the grounds that were meffective he tould not have used hyperbole still the decision of the Judges was not changed the debate being dec 1ded 1n faxor of the negative The next question was decided for the affirmative Because Miss Faulkner talked the longest Her fund imental argument was You KNOW that Lincoln w as a greater man than Washington Later in the evening names of popular songs were distributed e ith couple receiving the name of one song All gathered mto one of the two adjoining rooms between which was hung a sheet One at a time the couples went into the vacant room and passing between a llght and the sheet acted the song ln pautomme throwing a silhouette upon the screen whlch furnished much amusement for those in the other room After this feature refreshments vsere served and shortly xfterwfxrd h ning expressed their appreciation of the semors ill departed Qi 1 n ll1Illllilli''lllllllllilllllllilllllm' 'lllllllllwllll ' ' l 'ily W' ' 'i ' r ,1 lu! Mill' 1 ill- ill l ' ' ' I' ' ' ' 'l dll' 'lu ui n Milli ' I ' will nl llllililll, l X 1 l l'1 ' Mlm , ,WW ' ,' r 'Q' 1 'Ali lllllillliib ll at ' . L ' J. Iv EF TTTTWTQT if TTWW T . I . l 1 - v 1 ' tai building, given by the Senior Class. About fifteen couples since hyperbole is exaggeration for effect and his arguments . 1 .' Ai A 5 S 2 , , .. . . A n Q If W. 7 2 7 J Y . . A 1 , . . , .. . T I , . . 1 1 . 1 1 . Y .5 1 i 7, . i 2 , L Q Z 1 . . . . M ' z ' 1 z 1 . ' ' , ' ' f z E. R. I . 2. L L V 1 ' V ' . 7 IE Z THE TUBA 1915 s ,' THE TUBA 1915 HIIIIIIIIHIIIKIIIKIIIHUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIlbIXIIIIllIIIIIIIIIIHIIIIHIIlllllIIIIIIllIIIllI!UllllII!NlI!IIIlIHIIIIIIIIWIlllllllllllllllllWHill!MIWNKIIINUlllllNHI!!IIIHlllllHIIIHVIIHHIIHHllNHHH!NNNHHNNill!NNNH1NNHINH1'1NNiR'lINN'iiN1'EwN'HI?lliNill!NIIIN'1fill!!NI'!ll'H!Zf4W' IHIVI'U5'!UUP IN JHHUNH l4H1lH'W' WV ' f'Mb'H'.'1 'UHXHIW1WVIWHHWWWWHHHHIWNNHHENH1NNH1NIINNN! U1H'H'W,I.NHHi1 'w11HHHWWli?WWWWIIIINWWWHIIIWHI!WWIllHWIIIIIIIIIXIII1XIIIIII1IIIIIIII!IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIlllIIIIIIIIIIllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMNIIIII THE T UBA 1915 IIIIHIIIIUIIIIILIIIIIIIHIIIIIIHIIII1KlllllflllliNllllHIHIIHHIIWIIIIHHIHHIIHHHHHHVEHWNVIHNI'!l!I1HI!IWNHWIHIIIWHNIIIIHIIIIIIIIIIWIII!HHIIHNII!WIIIIIIINIINWHHH!HHIIIIHHIHIIHHIIMIIWHII1WKillIIIHIIIHHWHHHWKHHVIINIHHIIIHUIVIIIIINNHHNNIIIHNIHHNIIHHINHNNNUI'WVII4NNIIIVIIIXIIIIIVIIIIIIHHWVIIIIIIVIIIHIINIIIIIHI1WNHIIIIIHIIWKIllI!HNNIIIIIIIIIIIQUIIINVIIIIIHIIIHHIII1PIIIIIHIIIHXIIIIIIIIIIKIIIHklIIlIIIH'N1 Nill!!NNII'!l,HHH'AHIIHkllIH'!IJ' 1 -11HHulllmlnnnnlllmkIIIIAAIIIniI1ulIInnlllnlmllllnllllll Xthlc tu s URING this year Perryville High has haci more ithletic at tivity than ever before A strenuous football season has been completed and persistent track work is now being done 4 ff in anticipation of two track meets one 1 du il meet to be held with Ste Genevieve in April the other the meet held innually at Cape Girardeau in Mav Last vear our track team was unsucccssful but our men ire now more experienced ind hope to make a better showing lllll k lu s ic ws May 9 of last year Perryvilie H1 h competed for the first time in the S E Mo Track Vleet Though our rein wis unsuccessful in its attempt to win honors it did by thit attempt place our school as a factir in the high school athletics of S E Missouri The team hid been through ilo se sion of training and in practice several very go id records hid been made but it was handicippcd at the meet on icouif of inexperience Also since records were 'irilcen in oxer hill of the events it is apparent that the athletes with it hom our men competed were better than those of former years. la not lmll lievlcws The last football season was the first one during which a P. H. S. football team competed in a schedule of games, A several former times there were teams that played local games, but most of these were untrained. pickup elevens. The 1911 team w is in exception and the only one of these former teams that pl my ed really good football In 1911 Fruitland w is Last tall practice was begun early under the direction of coach Huber to whom are extended many thanks for his excellent work He soon nut the team in fine form considering, the inexperienced material that he had to deal with Six g lines were scheduled three at hom and three in other towns lhougi tht P H S team w is defeated in every gime except one it olay ed good football considering the comparative weight and experience of the opposing teams The largest scores bv which we were defeited though they sound large are not at all unusual in football Moreover clean deter mined fiotb ill was played and cverv man on the team was 1 credit to his sc hooi Tue openinf game was with Jackson unon our home grounds It was Iac kson s second aine anci tikinf idvantawe of it being our fir't thcy worked a series of forward-passes scoring two touchdowns before we coud avcustom ourselves to this style of pl iy We then settled down anci he'd them scoreless during the remainder of the game, while we scored a touchdown in the the third quarter, making the score 13-6. With a little luck we would have tied this game, for lacksons first touchdown was barely scored: in fact. that it was scored was noticed by their referee, alone. llli'lll1ill''lll'l'llllllillllllllIV1lllllllllllllllllilllllllllll l l 1 ' I 'I 11' l 1 '1f1 1 1 'll' 1 l'!' ' 'l 1 'l 1 1 1 i'i1 ' l tllllllll 'lllllll?111lllll'1ll lll ll 'llllll1l1ll l'll ' '1','1'1 ' ll 'i' ' ' ' 1 l l '1 ' 211 li ' 'll I ,Il l' 1 l I 'l'l 'il' ' ' 'l i', ,i I '17 llllVlll'll1 llllllll . L l I ' l 2 ' ' -- ' 2 . 2 ' , ' ' . , , 1 ' f 2 7 c . , 2 T defeated in a hard-fought battle, the score being 13-0. l l . . ' ' ' ' . . . - . ' v 1 C f 4 1 1 1 . . . ' I ' . . , 2 - 1 . V , c N . c 1 ' , c 1 1: c c , ' ' ' i I 1 1 . , A I 2 , 2 , , 2 2 - 3 - Z , - , K ,- I c 1. 1 t , L , , . , . ' , A i . . . c , 1 . I Q f 1 r . . . . . ' 5 ' I I 4 ,, ' 1 '1 . , , c v I . . . C f l I Y 3 - ' ' , - , - , ,, ,' , L c c c c D c c c 1 . . . 2 2 ng . as. Q ' ' . s Q . 5 1 1 1 I 1 i K f ' K 1 x L , .12 A ' 2 c' 11 i . 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I . . xflll1'tlf s Next we met Farnungton on our home grounds Our spirits were not very hlf ust before the game for we found that we were out weighed ten pounds or more to the man N ve the' and the game ended 0 ll This was '1 beautiful game rnide especially interesting by the diflerert stxles of play used by the two teams We relied mainly upon end runs they upon hne plunges Both teams played a hne derenslxe name when close to their own goal hne During practically all of the fourth quarter Farmington was within our twentv vard line using at different times both hne plunges and last open pliy but were unable to score and when the game ended the ball was on their forty yard hue The next game was played it Cape Girardeau against the strongest team that we met tlns season We were unable to stop their brilliant style of play and were defeated 94 ll Phe latter part of the game was plavecl in senn oarkness The following was our poorest game. We inet Jackson upon their own grounds and were defeated '32-7. This was not due to any improvement in the laclcson team but to our lack of team work. Next Cape gave us a return game. At the opening of the game we met them with brilliant playing especially when upon the offensive, and soon scored seven points. Shortly afterward they put over a touchdown but tailed to kiek goal The hrst quarter ended 76 in our faxor In the second quarter they flnnefl ither toachcow.. t .ng the first hilf we c ear V uslne a style of open plav thit we werc unable to stop and we were defeated 37 7 ur last game was played Thanksgiving Day it ape Girardeau Cape met us with an improved team and intended to ple up an exeeptionallv high sc ure But we played 1 stron ier game of football than any other during the season aucl held them to a lower score than in the former games Cape put over one touendown in the first half and two in the second while we scored one in the seeond making the score lflb THE TUBA 191.7 1 1 l'l1l1l1l1ln1'l'l'l ' ' l1'1l ' 1l 11 ' ' l 'l ll11llll lll'l ll'll ll 1 '1 ' ' l1 'l l '1 l11 1'll1,ll11' 1 ' 1 1 l' l 1'l1o'l l '1 'll'1'l'-lllll1lll'1l ' HH 'ghj 1, - ' ' ' ' . 2 . 2 ' , c .- . . .' llewr t. less, ,1.1.,s1. an: f f- ' f: l ll ir' if ' ' z U rl ' lj' by playing a really fine game of football we held them scoreless out-played our opponents, but in the second half they began 1 V - n .x C . 9 i . Q A. 1' 2 2 v I - A I V 1 1 O 1 g . x1 , 1 I , 1: -- - 5 . Y Q C. ' ' 7 A - i a f - ' f ' . tc . ' 2 . . L, ' ' K, I Ir W Z , 1 F Y x 1 -I ' I I Y 1 1' C V' , . . I . I . . 4 ks , Z lf l' 1 . L-if ' L ICA R, w I -' .4 1 1 1 l 1 i - T , , . . 1 , ' 1 g 1. 1 1 THE TUBA 1915 it IIOIIII and Alu 0.111 CComp1lcd by the Staiftj Dld you strlke thls man ID the exceso of lrast 1h1l1ty9 No s11h I done h1t hllli III the SUllHIIllCk Mr Reaves GIVE the prlnt lpal parts of laudo MISS Kulough Low C111 undertouel Wh lt dld he say Nell? Nell C111 undertouel D 1111 1fI know I waht .1 hook for 11 luggh st hool hov How about F1eld1ug' I dunno Got ar1yth111,g o11 haee TUUDIUQ9 Harold What ue you p1ek1r1g on 111e for I dldllt do a11xth111g 10 ex Ye flout hf1vt t to not lll ts yer looks ll ,Que 111e glo1t Ltonhard VN ho are you? 1x e Im Z1 t ot t 1tt her better ,Qtt Ollf ot my 111 1 Mrs Methuselen slghed we'1r1ly Ihut s the 413th took that hue left us 111 the Ilqt 600 yt 1rQ she protested Th1s serv111t queQt1o11 19 gettuw o11 my utrvee Lph Hoskms must hf1ve hui some tlme down II Ntw York Ytp Retkou he tru tlttl 21 uuwhtx SWIII p 1tt Lphs w1te sald that when Eph got back and went IIIIO h1s room he looked at the hetl klcked It and Saul Whit Q that ddI'I1 th111g for? 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I . . tl1t , . 1. wa. 2 llfi, 1 ' I A .1 7 ,,. 1-41,1 Y .A 'A 'I A , ffl -'A' 1 g '1 z , 'A ' li y. 11'1'e 1 11st Z2 tl ' A l L . . . , . 1 : 1 . - , J . q -1 - . u - , . 1 - ZX 1 12 I'A1.f HQ ' 'sf'- Y 'e g, . . . . . 1 v U 1 'V' M w W Q 2 5 . I Q 1 . 1 1 ' 'A ' f I fl 1 '- - 4 . 1 1 f 1' ' . t 2 1 , - 1 1 t 1 . 1 1 v' 1 Q 3 ' 1 ': f 1 1 . 1 1 5 ' 1 ' ' 1 h' THE TUBA 1915 kt llouu uul Abro ul Condensed News Tramp Madam QIVC me a drmk for Im so hungry th it I dont know where to sleep tomght Well I see the Germans have taken Lodz Ill brte Loads ot what Parson How IS lt I haven t seen you at church lately Hodge I am t been Teacher Where IS the Dead Sea? Tommy Dont know ma am Dont know where the Dead Sea IS? Dldnt even know any of them was slck ma am G1b End My ponv IS a mule How so? It sometimes balks WHIICT And w1ll you take macaronl au gratm SIT? Ofhcer No macaronl by gad' Its too doocld dllllcult to mobol1ze Cylmdrrcal Surface a surface generated by a hon followmg the C G N track and parallel to the Leanlng Tower of PISH G End Extract from a soph paper Sllas Marner turned to W1ll1am and said page twenty elght paragraph three then left the church Small Boy Good fishm? Yess1r ye go down that prxvate road tlll ye come to th slgn Trespassers W1ll Be Prosecuted cross th field wlth the bull m It an youll see a srgn N0 FISIIIUQ Allowed thats lt A man entered a res aurant and called for beefsteak He was furnlshed w1th a small strlp of the art1cle IH the center of a large plate He took It upon hrs fork turned lt over and exammed lt Wlth a SBFIOUS look then coolly remarked Yes thats lt bring me some As a matter of fact sald the lawyer sarcastlcally you were scared half to death and dont know whether It was a motor car or somethmg resemblmg a motor car that hlt you It resembled one all rlght the plamtllf answered I was forflbly struck by the resemblance Laugh and shoe your teeth D Marks One memorable date of the year, the 23rd of February, con cerns young Bxerk On th1s day Mr Blerk proved hrmself a heartless wretch and robbed the cradle 1 1111111111111111111.11111 1111 1111 11 11 1 1 111 1111 1111 111 11 111' 1 11 1 - 111 11111111111111:1111111111111111111111:111111111111111 1111 111 1111111 1111111 11111 11 1 1 1 1 11 11 11 1111111111 1 1 11111 1 1 11 1 11: 111 1 1 1 1 1-1 1 111 1111111111111111111111 111 5 4 1 L 4 1 H . 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Mi. .1 . im ' 4 ' , '15 '. v. 1. 11., '14, THE TUB4 Xlunnu Notes Th1s dlVlSl0l1 ot the lllllll lb devoted to Our AllllIllll tellmg where thex IFC 111d wh 1t they are domf t s e pec11llv set 1s11ie to 1 1ll t1 111 those grmuates who have lett l'errvv1lle to 11ll them t 1n1nd 1 ,QI'lill1ltCS lest the1r dffllldlltlll w1th the school be forgotten Certfnnlx ll should he mterestmf to follow the111 from ye1r to ye 11 to follow them It 1lso should he of mterest to the111 as 1lll'0I'ITllll0ll of those who wer1 thenr fellow students lt 19 to he 11oted that over fllty per cent of those who have graduatecl smce the adopt1on ol the tour year course not satlshed wlth the1r hlgh school work alone have gone forward to var1ous schools of the country to obtam a more complete educatlon or to speclahze 1l'1 some work Not many schools can boast of so good an average and our school IIS teachers and the comm11111ty wh1ch supports lt can he justly pro11d ol the good record H Three ot o11r dlllllllll are now worhmg for Uncle Sam Oscar Holtmann 14 Wl10 IS a mldShlDlI1dI1 m the Navy Jesse Matt1ngly 13 who IS 1n the postal SSIVILS a11d Wllllilll L1tsch 11 m the f1eoloQ1cal Survev 1 11 11 14 191 J -A , 1 1 , - 1 .11 I 1 '1 ,:1w1:,, 1 1 1 - - 1 . V 4 1 2 2 ' ' g. l i s 1 . S zu' -1 1 11111 1, 'Ka' ' '.' 'N K va 11 ' as f S ' ' g 1 2 , ' from o11e location to another and know of their oc1:11patio11s and s111'1vesses. 1 2 A ' ' ' 2 ' iv 1 1 1 1 . , ll 113. 11. l QI 1, sl l l 1l . .. , ll I K f 1 4 , . 1: 1 . x . . . - . . . . . 1 1 1 1 , l . 1 ' , -:W .31 1 L' . Y . . . . ,glft C. . 11, '14. 1 C 1 1 , ' THE TUBA 1915 Q mi Z ij! MUASSAH KM HRW ff Af' mum Hmm Ms M2 g 'VN EDWARD Robb Ed T r m Chac. EMM HOLTNWH A mmm Kjffnfg ATT M A I nv. E 1 1 v i i - jg A f h . w z . ' 7 Y gi ?!4 1 E fjff, Q 4 H351 i E ' , A UIQ SEQ' E331-i1f'3 , ' ' A K 5 . vf. W,.::,7.,,M.--..- ,-.,M,h,., v f VL - Mm A f ,sh-.YJ .. -3i?:,.1': ' I ' . Uri . ' M jfi We r' I ' . 2 1. Y -:. 'b x ' io -' - nf H-A---W ' E Z ' 1. 15 5 z A lu i 5 AA I .JW id- E - . - 1 wif: V ' l Ssccrdfel ' ' , nf l1i4.3E.L....1-g,.,..' L,. 11: - - - ,M A A, ,. , A I Ffl1t0rl'll QIHIS 1915 Tuba IS the sec ond annual publication of Perryx 1lle High School In promotlng this publication wc libored under some more than the usual responsibility For it was required of us that we publish fin nnual which might not suffer too greatly when compared to that of last year which for a high school was an annual of extraordinary merit and which obtained quite a reputation here and elsewhere We have done what we could toward this end having had some advantages and some difficulties not known to last ye irs staff and far be it from us to say how well we have succeeded it may be the opinion of some that there is very little merit in our prose and some may think that we have taken the Poe out of poetry leaving only the Try but we hope that they will End something of interest in one or the other In order to obtain a quantity of material from which the staff might select articles for the Tuba Mr Snider inaugurated the Tuba Essay and Art Contest The students are to be commended for contributing to this contest so liberally There were thirteen contestants five of whose articles were accepted these contestants being awarded prizes by Mr Snider, to the grief of his own finances We conclude thanking all those who in any way contributed to this annual 'md hoping that it will be of interest to the students and to those other than students and hoping that it wi'l be a prominent means in furthering the interest of Perryville High School. 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T115 Q1 wr, THE TUBA 191.9 In Hundreds of Perry Countys Best Regulated Homes Because of thelr lllU'1IlQlK value Eagle Stamps are S9I'IOlIQ1V retk oned ln the famlly lneome Hun dreds of our Wll'l9 awake people reallzlng the full value of thelr Eaffle Stamp savnng account have resolved durmf 1915 to taue ad vantade of every opportumty to gather as many Eagle Stamps as posslble It IS a fine hablt that spells thrlft Whlle savmffs banks pay mterest on the money vou save, through the eo operatlve Eagle Stump plan you really are ohtaln Inf IIIIPTPQI on the money you penfl If you are not colleetlng Eagle Stamps you are overlookmff a worth whlleopportunltv A full hook of one thousand Eagle Stamps' IQ exchan eahle here for 32 ln Cash or S900 worth of merehanclxse Now when everv dollar suved IQ that much earned, Eagle Stamps are most apprecaated Be an en thu lastxc Eagle Stamp eollec tor It 19 worth your wlule Eagle Stamps are a per manent feature of our busx IICSS and we wlll COHUDIIG to lvf them beeause they are of real value to the peopl Ask for E1 Ie Stamps wlth your purehases and start an Eaffle Stamp savlnfs ac Count lf you are not already one of the benefiflarles of th1s Qplenflld p an Tl-IE UNION STOI-il: CIOYVYPPZNY The Store of Quality and Satlsfaction Eagle Stamps will play an impqrtant part this year THE TUBA 1910 Our Frlend GEORGE KL SPF END 8x MODDE Bottlmg Works SODA WATER OF ALL KINDS Try one of our thlrst quenchln drmks and you will Gay more 1 61 rs x lllf Auto Company W 0 Passold Jim! 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THE TUBA 1915 Perry County Bank TO THE STUDENTS You ire t lught every diy the value of hght ERRYVW L 'VIISSOUD' J H KILSLLR Cx5111LR on every subject Make lt your duty to see that your home IS C A KIFSI FR ASSISTANT LxQ111LR 4 PER CENT ON TIME DEPOSITS BRING YOUR BUSINESS TO US AND BE ON THE SAFE SIDE properly hdhted by eIectr1c1ty the modern w'1y PERRY COUNTY PUBLIC UTILITIES CO D0 lt Eleotrmally A E11 5IlSIllIl 111 WIS It a Saou I1 banquet W 111 ww I1t111 strved '1n1I ho 1111 1 IIIII send NIUIII I I III ill IIO OIIP W e Il If II he -1t VII 1 y 1r11Qe Slll CEIIIISIIISII when 1 bee 111111 1 llttle drunk IIIII I11 11 S111111 body III S 1 1 I1 I111111 O19 1111 one W1 t e 1111 1 11 ,11. 1 ,III 1 1 111111111111 1111 11 1 11111 1 11 1 11 1 11111 111111111 1 11 1 1 5? 2 2 2 ' PA.: 11.4 - - - LY XXL , l I . W 1., , 1 --- I I L . 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THIJ 7 UUA Everythmg an Builinfng Materlal J Tlapek Lumber Co I errvvdle MISSOLII 1 CHAS E KIEFNER General Coniractor PLANS XND SPECIFICATIONS 11'URN1bHliD 0fflC6 at Lumbe1 Ya1 d PERRYVILLE, MO. 1 1 111111VV111111I111'1111V'11111l111l1U1111V11111111111 11 1111 1 1 1111 1 ,1I11111111 111 1 111116 1 111 1 11 1 1 1 11,1 1 1 111111 1 1'1'1 -1 11111 11 1 111 1111 11 111 1111'11 11 11 ' 111 ' 11 11 '1 ' 1 U 9 8 0 O 4 'D 0 0 J X . . l. . 1 2 ' O I Savlng Is the first great principle of all success It Lfeatem uidc:D1::Iid6Ii1,6 it QIYGS 3 y0l1flg 'vldil standing it fills him with vigor it stimulates him with the proper energy in fact it brings to him the better part of any success hap piness and contentment If it were possible to inject the quality of saving into every boy we would have a great many more real men Start your savings account with the Bank oi Pei 1 X s llle Paid up Capital and Surplus S90 000 00 First Class Service at the R O S S I-I O T E l. Make our Hotel your Hotel while m Perryvllle GEO. ROSS, Proprietor. 0- c Wlll please you If you haxe a e ta n pose or picture or Just leave it to us We produce the latest and best styles in photo griphit portraiture Emil Art Gallery For Those Who Care The photos forthe Tuba were made by us The teacher a lady of uncertain age was having a hard time teaching Johnny the names of the Presidents. Why when I was your age she said disgustedly I could recite the names of the Presidents backward and forward. Yesm said Johnny but when you was my afe dey wasnt so many Presidents. THE TUBA 1915 'll 1 l1l,'1l1 l l11.. 1 I 111 1 i..l . 11 il ii . s I l li.. 1 w'..l llllhlli, 1 :1Il ll. 112 111 I 1. 1.l'l11 'll ' '11l11l' ' I 'l 1 li I 1l . l J l I 1 llflll1l!'lll.'1ll.llll' l l l ., 7 ,, ,-ZHAA ft,C 'v . Ll. r ,r Cri ' . , 3 . , 3 7 , q in mind, we will execute it for you - , ' . 7 , 1 -' ' . . - - . I . I Q I 15 c l - I C ' 2 ' . ' l , .ii I Q 1 ' ' ' Y M ., ,. . ' . ,. . . K , - l l irirfu WY 'Y 'QQQ YY,, 77 77' 7 7 77777777777 QLlQff1flf f f ,1,.f,,,,9, ,,,, W ,Y ,,,7,7,, Y, , -7 ' ' l 1 .. I I I K l v 1 5 1 l 1 11 l THf TUBA 1915 It Pays To Buy the Best Flsk and M1chel1n Cases and Tubes Hupmoblle, Overland and Dodge Motor Cars For p'1rt1Cul Us phone fill or wrlte Phone 202 Wllson 8: Kassel When 1n Need of lllazrmess, Saddles, Whmps Robcesg EXEC Call on Markwort LS' Dewein West Slde of Square PERRYVILLE, MO Preusse s Shoe Shop FINE SHOE REPAIRING DONE ELFCTRICALLY em ous Sentry A rml lc III let you fo hy Wllllilllt G pass word slr Irfmte Ofhc er But confound yon' I tc ll you I hive for iotten lt You know me well enough Im M ljor Joms Sentry Cao t help ll slr must hive the pass worml Voice from GLlflI'llTCI1K Oh, flon't stand flI',QlllIlQ all nlght Bill, shoot ,lilly J 111 111,11 X, 1 1 1 11 M , W1 1, 11111 ,,11M111 1 311, ,N vw! 11,11-11 1, 1 1 1 1 1' 1 ,111 111!'l111l1l I , . 111: 1111 Q 1 .1 1 ',1 1' ! EPZ! '1 1 1 ul ' 4 .1 1 lll1llllll'llll'll1 lhllllllllh' l . . . 11 , . 11 -1 11 1 ' 1 A , sm x 6 1 1 ' f1 fa9T.cnSixi, 2 be-' wr 1 1 c A 2 , 3, lr 1 4 J . . l , . 1 1 1 1 1 ' 1 1 1 1 1 WY, , ,, - ,, ,, . .... 7 ' O .1 . . , . U1 J' 21:1 S - fa is I - ,L th, 9 . 11 . ' 1 l . on 1 ' . o 1 1 1 c 1 1 , . , 4 1 Q., , . A 1 , I - A 1. . , 1 1 . I . 'O' .. I 1 - 1 . l H 1. ' , K , X 1 . 1 . . . THF FUB-l 191.9 MU-I-ER 5 ICE CREAM Save Future Trouble by dolnri buslnggq Wlfh Sofa' only bn W A Ross 81 Co, Drugglsts Headquarters Watermanns Fountam Pens Elevatlng and lintertalnlng Shows at the Electric Theatre A place to brmg your mother w1fe slster or sweetheart We show only the best films Ki: Brown 6- Fenwick Rea! Estate and Abstract Co When unexp ctul nornpxny mme to chnner httle Betty was tnlcl DIIV mtl lv th xt she Incl mother would h we tn h we oyster sou m Wlllllllll tht nxstex Th ynnn luly wx xnnch flattered Pl hc pltlhtx incl dpparen tl lppnnltecl when she founcl one sin 111 OVSIFI lll her p e un ll np nn the spoon she lI1QUll'Ctl lll 1 Il Q whlsper Vlothel hnnn In t Nlr Slllltll h uve H115 nvster too Y , --,Q my 1 ,: ,- , .- M , ,,,, ,,q, ,1 q 1 Y qq ,, ,,q,q,,, H ,1, ,rn , W ' ., ana, ,N vw N ,:: ,, w, , , ,,M:,1.t1-w L, xv: '- t. 1 t wuxmwuu-n.1 tw 'uw ww , r H . sk . 0 U I KE inn Y YY Y 5 I , . ' - - - , e t 2 ' z '2 . ' , ' , , ' . 2 X , 2 S 1 2 z 2 S I . S g e A e Q z Q s 11 -1 li at hf share in this snc11'iHg'e tn rs ' z ' j, 2 - 2 , tly' lst ' 4 ' S Q , g ' A K Int ,. ' 1 'W Hollg' 3 ' '1 ' :sage ,': ' . 'H 1 5 '4 ' 1 s. ' z , , A , ? THE TUBA 1915 Halter G- Hoehn MANUFACTURERS OF HARNESS AND SADDLERY Collars Brrdles Whzps Robes Etc PERR YVILLE MO Phone 334 P91 rx X llle xlllllllg Lo Nfanuf lvturvrs nf and lk-ulvr-1 ln HIGH bl ADI 1I UI l Noted Brands Cotton Blossom Euerpbodys Klorzdyke Brmg Your Cream to Perryv111e Creamery and make the most 01 It You lose by Sh1pp1I1fl to Clty markets Assure your self of th1s fact by 8XD6I'11'I16I1t AT101C1 negro wa cuttmg wood ond 111s axe S1lDDGf1 1111111112 h1s toe The pam was severe but he stood 11111911 me for 1 w ll 1 Il 111 1ed 1111 1118 1 11 1111 1 11111111 111 cxc 11111u 111 11551181 wjes keep 1111 pa111111 1 1111 1 you Wllll 1 yo11 vu I1 II does me 111 1411111111 work fould yo11 pos 111157110 1111111111 111 111111 1 H er door open 11g1t 1111at1h or ye ook out 111 K 11 drop letters i10W1l the L1ll1f8 111 te11 yer folks yer H111 when ye C1111 t 11111111'1111111111111'11111111 1111111 111 1111111111111111111111111' 1' 11 1111 111' 1' 1 '1 1 1 ' 11 11' '1 '111 11'111' 1' 1' 11 11 111 '1 11 1' 11 11 1 1' 1 I 11 1 111' ' 111 ' 1 1 11 .11 11 ' 111111 1' 1 I 11 111.1111 111 11'11 111 1 1111111111111 1111111 11 11111 11. 111111111111 '11 11 1111111 111 ' 1 1111111 1 I 1111111111111111111111l111II1111111 U -- 11 1 . 1 1 1 1 1 O 9 0 . N1 ' Q 1 ' ' r - ' . ' 1 v v 1- , 1 . . , , . , L o .W K. K , , .M 1 I ' 1 ,. 1 1 1 1, 1 L 1 1 ,, 1 . - 1 1 ,- ' 1'l 1. The + ZISSIIH , 11 drz1111:1ti1: attitude, 1311111 fmt -1 1- , I T ,, 11 as ,z 111 'lz' 11' 'so ' ' 1' 'No ,1 'zs 1 gash' 1 s1o,it111'ts 'AW1: ' ' f 2 ' 2 Ve? . I'111 ll 1111111 o' :111-rou111 1121111137 1111111, II11.'I'. I 11111 hold Zl U , ' , 1 1 ' 1 f ,.l . 1 'see if ith' 1':'11i11', I 1 ' ' ' ' ': , 2 1 ' 1. , THF IUB4 1910 110411 ll btvnotw pw em Be Inclepolldonf A- ?! '71 The f1QteQt method of WTIUIIQ lll the world Be 1 rel orter md Ill 1ke lug money HE CIDG G1r1rcle.1u Noun 1l School offers 1 superlor opportumty for H1811 5911001 C1 1f111 1195 Of 50111116 151 M15 CWe also teach boolxkeepmg shorthand typewrltmg sourl to get a good College or Professloual salesmanshlp and other oommerual hrfmthesb Course the Professwnal Course preparmg thoroughly for teachm 111 ill grides of schools H1gh ldeals and f1 hue sp1r1t Write for mu mfommtlon Characterlze the student body Wute for c '1t'1log incl further mform IIIUH W S DEARMQNT Cape Glrardeau Busmess College P'e5'dem CAPE CIRARDEAU Mo fv - . 1 3 . . K 6 l v v l . , f 1 I I 1 ' A 1 . at-4 1 X ' , 1 , V 'N 1 ,Qc . . 3 ,,,.Lk Nu i -B I 3 51131, u il J lg' . -. , V 1 7-1-1. up 11:?.'T mi: E1 in YI. ,Ui ,Vim , wel: p f, f--,,uf- . 415.11 -1 vi q .. ' . ,,,, .. -. 'J tw 'sv , N M,,,,,-Q-w..,,.--...ll7':J-L-.f'7f ' - - - - it . . 1 . 1 2 1 2 I , Z Q J Z , , Z, I , E ' I c E Z 1 - f ' ' f ' ' S 1 1 1 . . ' 1 ' h 1- u 1 1. 1 1 Y Q, 1: c , . c . . . . L fc c c ,' 2 . 0 ' f 4 . . . . 1 1 , . THE YUBA 1910 JOHN V NOEII Perryvzllc Mo EDWARD ROBB Attorney at Law Perryvzlle M0 L L FEI T7 Plwwczan and Szzrqc on Perfvvllle JWO L W HOLTMAN Dentmz Perryuzlle, Mo SAMUEL BOND Perruz zlle M0 H S WILLIAMS Perryz zlle Cash Feed Store Pcrryvzlle M0 F '11 VLSSELLS I LIDQICIUH and Surgeon Prrryvzlle 110 ll'U A BLA YLOCK Plwszezan and Surgeon Perryuzlle, M0 11111 11 1 111111- 11111111111111111111111111 1 11 1 1111111 1111: . 1 1 1111111 11111111111 1. 1 1 :1 11111 1 1 11 . 111111111111-1111111111111 11 1 111 111 11111 11111 11 11 1 11 111 11 111 11 1 1 1 11 11 111 1111111111 -1 11 11 1. 111111 11 1 1 . J J 1 1 Attorney and Counsellor f4lf0ff10U-Ui-Lflw ' ly . 1 v 7. , . - - A 1' I . 1 J . - 1 1 . . J ' ' ' .. ' . J ' I ' - , . J . 1 1 ' . o v W Y I .4 . . . 1 1 ' ' 1 JH H131 1011 IJ l UUA I0 N III N11 Iflll KIIIII vurqum z rr! 1 lllc 0 1Ll 1' X CUANY ltwrmu at Lflll HAAAD I A VA! I Plwszczmz and burqum Pc rrz L INL 111 I Al D1 nth! zrrzzzlfc lu H bLH ADI If anu G1 OLQI les I. ID FAHERTY COAL AND FtED AILLIA x ci. ZEN WICA PERRYWLLE MO Azmrncu az Lau Parrzzzllc 110 1, , ui li J 'mx' Igvjlr-5 :lv 1 ' J . P2 1 f, A1 . 11' Af- 1, A11 A ' f AP I - - 7 i s v X - u -' xx Pwrpmffff, 1110. Perryville, Mu. J J ft I 'J A J J ' LL... Y I 1 -J 1' 1' .H L 1 ' -- - 7 ' IU 3, L . THE TU BA 1915 Home Trust Company Safe Sound C onservatrve Start a Savmgs Account Now It w1ll xncrease whlle you are young comfort you when you are old 3 per cent on Savings 4 per cent on Tlme Deposlts People are Judges They know merit when they see xt That IS the reason the Perry County Republican 19 so re rc lun the but people ln every nook 'md cor ner Th it s why ll IS such a valuable 'lflV9TIlQ md llli-'llllllll And as punters of Alzfzfrsztre Szziezztronery we are repo nlzed leaders Wlth years of exper 191119 hat k of 1 first cl ass Dflllllllg pl'lllt we e prepared to prlnt anything prmtahle Ill 1 mm ner to plc ise the eve PERRY COUNTY REPUBLICAN Lashlon 8z Cashlon, Publishers Prlnters of The Tuba lllttllllllllllllllllltllllllllllllllllllllllllltllllltllllllllll . I ' . IllWNlllllNN!llllIlIIll1llNllHlHH ' ' W T t w , ' ' . ' , iff V, V. Y. V Y .ff ,if 4Zf,'1jlj ' Q' 1, ,7,,,,,,,vA ' ' ' i l . ' 3 l E l widely circulated throughout Perry County, l y y . . I . W 3 ,, . . , . l Y- WYTYH' 2 U O O I I O O O I O O I I 0 ' ' - 6 . l y 1 ', -, fr z .-'z. L aur, l l . . - . 4 1 - y T y , . . . - , T l T ' 1 ' E 1 1 . . . u 0 l 1 - Q THE TUBA ,- 1910 KIEFNER 81 FRIOUX LIVERY Co PERRYVILLEL Mo Phone 161 Auto Servlce GOOD HORSES CARILFUL DRIVERS Up town office Ross Drug Store Phone 189 A Time for Recreation After school comes recreation and fishing time with us and we can satisfy your desires from our varied stock A call will convince you BECKMANN HARDWARE COMPANY The In OCGI s Business requires the closest attention to msure fresh groceries at all times It IS knowing how to buy and what to buy that makes the business 1 suteess Our long experience enables us to supply Fresh Groceries at all times and the public is invited to share the benefits of this experience with us SOUTH SIDE GROCERY H M GEILE Proprietor Imogmee Saws 7 N 4404 A I Q' HP. sl x., iw K Merc1er's Drug Store The Nyal Store waiks easy N ' . Y . W , z 7 V . , WW W YT . A . h . . . H L i .. 1 1 V -4. ,-.- .,... Mizz.: ,V ' ' T7 ' V.-Iliff1-ffii-ff. H, .-jj.-Qjblfff -.-.,, gg, , f ,,-, .gift f 0 ., 19 QS Y. ,,,, 1i323t z 'N'iiif:-11511:-SL1-,313-.V:'. -1-3-2-144-1: ',-' - s -'-'-' '-'- - . ---' - if A ' 'V',' XQff9325 V . ' ' Z 'fffi Fishing Supplies and Sporting Goods isa specialty QiQfQQ1:Q:':i'1: 5QQ:3f ,,. N 'IQQQQQ YN ales my My I 'i'- if - - ' .1 ,- - 1 ' ,fiififf S .iQ'fE1H,if ggi - - - X 7 V ' '1 ' ' f , .'-I-I-1-I0 X- .-.L-1-1 ' ' iilliihm' ' u Q- ,,a.11Ei?2ii'f?i' O 112255 222:a:i.i.fff, '- - O y A g f-it'32??12f2f21'T113WZigfig?3A1.2-3:2:2E33,:322E1EiE?5--522iE2i1E1?2QgQf7 '-'r f'1g2g5,n,g2- ' 32-2221212155-1it fl9I?l'i- 'i--'- v-A--'-'i i 1:1,3Qif1153g',3i'1-,i'1.iz '.i 1551-L-i?i3fi-i'i-'55-9 5'fi'-11ffi:i1'31gi.1yfl- i.- .i.s-. 1 3fi1f-A-Qlffl I I, ....,..... H Vvp- A ,V,'.'. .'.'.'.'.'. ,'.', '.'.' V...-v Y-.-.'.- 1 Q- -,-,-,- 4-,-,-,-,A,'. 1 .l.VH.i.l,1.:: i . Q. 1 . ..4 l ' - - l l l THE TUBA 1915 GET THIS BOOK Engravlng for College and School PUbllC3tl0IlS It WIII save you money 1n gettlng out your Annual Thls book should be 111 the hands of every edltor Hlld l'JllSlIl8SS manager It vull save you money prevent costly mlstakes lIl laymg out your work and 111 buymg BDQFHVIIIQS It IS a book of thorough 1nstruct1o11 Contams 164 pages and over 300 1ll11strat1o11s It covers every phase of the engravmg quest1o11 relatmg to college and school publ1cat1o11s lt was prepared at great cost by o11r staff ofe11gr1v111g experts who are specrahsts ln school publlcatlons Thls book IS not for sale but IS lO3I16d as a speual DYIVIICQC to the stall of e ILII Dllllll catlon for whrch we do the engravmg, WTIIC us and we w1ll tell you how to obt un 1 copy of tl11s valuable book for your use Stafford Engravlng Co. ARTISTS ENGRAVERS ELECTROTYPERS Engravlngs for College and School Publlcatlons a Speclaltw CENTURY BUILDING INDIANAPOI IS IND We make a SDCCIHIIY of fine copper plate and steel d1e embossed statlonery sur h 'IS comrnencement 111v1tat1o11s v1s1t111g cards frater111ty sta t1o11ery etc Acld Blast Halftones A of o r l 1lfto1c L y A 1 nsurc deepe nd more etched plates than s p c get by the old tub p oce 1 u r ng tl th pr nt The engravmgs for th1s 'm 1111111 were made by us Mall orders a spec1altv Samples sent free lf vou state what you are espec lallv mterested 111 lll'llllllllllllllllllhlllillllllllvi l P I I I ll I1 1 El. l,ll il Iwl l 7l 1 If I Illllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll M . u Q 99 O ' ' ' . ' 1 ' . N 1 ' ' N . ' I . vi Z 1 , . 1 ' 1 , f 1' 1 ' - , the production of halftones, color plates, zinc: etchings, and designs for college and . ' ll u 1: 1 5 arc ctchcd by . . . I I i. . . . ' U . the ev 1 cid Blast mroccss, wlnch 1 ' ' ' K - i s r :. cvcnly ' ' ' in it i ossiblf to ' r ss. l1 s in- ' ' 2' 2 1 'k , , K su i 1e best possrble results from ' e i er, O I I . c ' 1 f I . . . , . 7 . THE TUBA 1915 RESIDFNT TAILOR Sults and Uv ercoate to measure 516 to S40 Cleaning PreSG1n2 and RPDUIIIIIQ Schrempp Buxldxng w1ll you oblige me by QIVIDQ me your name? Mrs Archlbald Jo Neeze replled the lady haughtlly I drd not qulte catch your last name Jo Neeze May I ask you to spell xt? Certamly sald the woman J 0 n e s Jo Neeze Harry McNew s Auto, Llvery and Feed Stable PERRYVILLE MO Meet all Frzsco trams at McBrzde Statzon YOUR PATRONAGE SOLICITED GOOD, PROMPT SERVICE 'PHONE NO 183 '1111,111115111111111111n111111I1111u111111l1111l111111'111111 111 111111. 11 1 1 1 1 1 .1 1 1 : :11: 1111'.1111111:111111 1 1: 11111 111 1 111 1 1 .1 : 1 :1 1 111111111n11u11111111 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 I 1 T had vnnr nv-rlnn rnf1r'ovv1H crnrl fha onnlofxr ronnrfor hnf 1 1. v5 .yuu pumuuu, unuuuun, ounu Luv ovpnvmy mvyurmuu, uun 60 Q BI S 11 - - - - 1- 1 rs - u - - 1 . , . u - - n 1 N sr an 1 u - n 1 . 0 ' ,, . ,, . rr n . 1 v 1 1- ee!-e 1 1 e1 ee Pee J K 'nw ' 1 1 1 , 1 1 1 1 0 U 1 0.0 1 9 1 , . 1 1 1 1 Q o 0 Q 1 - 1 , . . , , 1 1 1 Q n 1 1 ' 1 1 1 1 I THE TUBA 1915 Seven Keys to Your Satlsfactlon Here Service, Style Merchandise Variety Value Dependabihty and High Quality All of Uniform Eaicellence That constltutes the backbone of th1S store ThlS Splflf has made our store the most hlghly developed and efHc1ent store IU Southeast Mo ROZIER'S. IumwumunumwummrmwwrunwwummrmHunxxvnu:Hlmmllulllllll IlHII1WHHHHIHIlllHHWNVIHNKIIHIWWWIIWIW O O l I l I I I I Q f 0 4 c 9 7 ' Q I I I I I l O Tl!! lUli' 1 ,HJ QW!! IXX Txg ffQk X X 1 Xi NW 191.5 T ,V 1 ,., 4.1L I! Rxx Pt1uHH X x 'XA X V lgrx gr-xx t ', U gX I 1' ltd 9 3 ,R m- iff-r3 L