Perry Township High School - Petonian Yearbook (Perryopolis, PA)

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THE PETONIAN 79 Howard- Have you read 'Freckles'? Gladys- Goodness no! Mine are light brown, can't you see? Ik 31 lk What a fine looking dog, Margaret, exclaimed Howard. Is he affectionate ? Yes indeed, replied Margaret, Here Browne, come show Howard how to kiss me. lk wk It Morris came running in the room. Is some one in there ? No, came the answer. Morris- VVhy I am sure I heard some one in here. Pk 4: 4: FOUND: One note at drinking fountain-Inquire of Miss Hasson. Senior-I am trying my best to get a head. Freshie-Well, goodness knows, you need one. 4: ak 4: WANTED: A hair cut-Charles Blair. Some one to teach me to dance fHoward Edwards preferredj. Margaret Lahm. A pony--Cicero Class. A Sweetheart fSome one else's preferredj Bennet jones. One pair of oxfords to be used as canal boats-Primus Rankie. 4: 4: 4: Mr. Martin-Ralph, why are your grades so low this month? Ralph-They always mark low after Easter. sk 4: Ik Miss Matheson-What is extravagance? Harold-It may be one thing for one person and another thing for another. For instance, a man with a beard should never wear a necktie. if if 4: Mr. Deppa-Your paper was very hard to read. Your work should be written that even the most ignorant will be able to understand it. james Wilson-Yes, sir, what part didn't you understand? ik ik 4: E1ocution, wrote a Freshman, is the way people are put to death in some parts of the United States. Another Freshman wrote this statement: The people who lived on the earth before it was inhabited were a very low class of savages. if 4: 4: Mr, Deppa-You can use this period to get caught up in anything you are behind in. So the Seniors slept.

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78 THE PETONIAN Ralph Martin was dragged by his mother to an art gallery. 'lVVhat do I want with a bunch of homely old gazabos painted up, stuck on the wall and called 'A'rt?' just look at that pie faced mut over there in a gilt frame. Hush, whispered his motherg you are standing in front of a mir- 1'Ol'.,, s- wr x- H Elizabeth- Did you hear of the awful crime in Miss Hasson's board- ing house ? Prim: 'tNope. What happened? E: A paper hanger hung a border. :sf Pk :of Walter, as the team goes by: Lookl There goes Primus the for- ward. He'li soon be our best man. Elizabeth: Ol this is so sudden, :sf sf if :rf lr Ashes to ashes, Dust to dust, If Chemistry don't Hunk you, Geometry must. 41 wk Pk How' Dumb Some People Are Mills is so dumb he thinks chocolate sundae is his Sabbath. Mr. Bevington thinks a pool room is a place to swim. Bud Adams thinks the Mexican border is a new kind of wall paper. Keffer is so dumb he thinks Dan Webster wrote the dictionary. Dwight Murphy thinks Holland can't be trusted because it's a low lying country. bk sf :sf A smart old owl lived in an oak. The more he saw the less he spoke. The less he spoke the more he heard. Why can't Swartz be like that old bird? sf 4: wr A Advice to the Lovelorn Mary Boyd Dear Miss Boyd: . When I go to see my girl, what time should I leave? Q . up ,- I ,, . , i A Walterfh' Begin' to leave at ten. This should get you away by twelve. Deaf Miss Boyd: ' ' . A ' ' ' H ' f How cad I tell if Harold loves me? ' - V- ii' ' 'Z' H' ' i ' ' ' I '1' Thelma 'Grantf ' This is Leap Year. Ask him, ' Bi f-. '- 5 .J 5

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THE PETONIAN Bob Baughman-What do you do when you're kissed? Isabelle- I yell. Bob-VVell, will you yell if I kiss you? Isabell-Hu ?Wh?I'm still hoarse from last nite. Pk if Pk Miss Matheson 'to juniors. Tomorrow we will take the life of Henry Longfellow, PF an ar Bob H.- Have you heard the story of the bell ? Freshman-UNO. Bob-'Tm surprised at thatg it's often tolledf' wk HK FF Proverbs They Never Use The Tailor4 Clothes don't make the man. f The Banker- Money is the root of all evil. come prepared The Doctor- An apple a day keeps the doctor away. The Barber- Silence is golden. The Orator- Think twice before you speak. wk vk 4: Won't you come into my parlor? Said the spider to the Hy. Parlor nothin'-getta Hivver, Is the modern fly's reply. Thesus Searchlight '24 as rr She scorned my love, yes scorned it, Treated me like a ratg So I tied a rock around her neck, And drowned my pussy cat. Searchlight. Dog sittin' in the street Looking very lonely, ' Long came an auto, Honk, Honk, Bologna. Searchlight. A Soph stood on the railroad track The train was coming fastg The Soph stepped off the track A 'And let the train go past. The Senior stood on the railroad track The train was coming fastg The train got off the track And let the Senior past,