Perry Township High School - Petonian Yearbook (Perryopolis, PA)

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THE PETONIAN 77 SMILE AWHILE Joke with him who jostles you, Smile on him who hurries you, Laugh at him who pushes you- It doesn't cost a cent. Don't be carrying round that chip, Wink your eye and curve your lip, l And from life's sunshine take a sip- It doesn't cost a cent. Pk 41 Bk Here's to the faculty, Oh, long may they live, Even as long As the lessons they give. Pk ik in Please don't bother to see me to the door, urged Bob, who had remained a long time. Really, it's no bother at allf' Maude assured himg it is a pleasure. :Kirk She could swing a six pound dumbell, She could fence and she could boxg She could row upon the river, She could clamber 'mong the rocksg She could golf from morn till evening, And play tennis all day longg But she couldn't help her mother, 'Cause she wasn't very strong! vkvkrk Grammatical Love You see a beautiful girl walking down the street. If she has silk stockings on she is very FEMININE. If she is singular you become NOMINATIVE. You walk across the street, changing to the VERBAL SUBJECT and then become DATIVE. If she is not OBJECTIVE in this CASE you become PLURAL. You walk home together. Her mother is ACCUSAT'IVEg father be- comes IMPERATIVE, You go in and sit down and End that her little brother is an INDE- FINABLE ARTICLE. it You talk of the futureg she changes the SUBJECT for the PRESENT time. You kiss her and she favors the MASCULINE. Her father is PRESENT and things are TENSE, and you are PAST PARTICIPLE after the active case is over. , , - P J!

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76 THE PETONIAN Mar. 4-Walter brings back the cup to Perry High. J, Buell Snyder talks in Chapel. Mar. 5-Boys left for the tournament at Bethany. Sad parting for somef?j Mar. 6-Miss Hasson orders every one to leave the office. Mar. 7-Mr. Deppa and some boys go to Bethany. Thrilling time for boys when he arrives with the letters. Mar. 10-Reported that Perry boys got stage fright. Mar. 11-Most of the boys were sick after their trip to Bethany. Mar. 12--Final game with Fairchance. Score 26-16-Perry. Mar. 13-Margaret Stickle gave her reading for contest in chapel. Mar. 14-Debating team very busy. i ' Mar. 17-County Reading Contest held here, Mar. 18-Allen's dateless. Mar. 19-Big game with Redstone. Score 17-15--Perry. Mar. 20-Mr. Carroll and daughter visit us, Everyone happy over victory. Mar. 21-Contestants performed in Literary, Mar 24-Mr. Harbaugh to visit. Debate with South Brownsville. Perry won at home but lost at Brownsville. Mar. 25-Speeches in chapel. ' Mar. 26-Final game with Redstone. Sadness for Perry. Score 31-16. Mar. 28-Many snapshot pictures were taken. Mar 31-James Swartz won first honors in county oration contest. April 1-Many April Fool notes. Mr. Deppa was too alert to get fooled. April 2-Literary Contestants chosen. April 28-Annual goes to press. T0 THE SENIORS Said the Freshie to the Senior, Your ways are hard to knowf' The dignified Senior answered, No wonder, you're too slow. Said the Sophomore to the Senior, Why scold us so much? You'd have much nicer manners If you'd copy after us. The junior to the Senior saidg You may be bright, but when We all have graduated We'll be your equals there. So fellow students, look not down Upon the lower classmen You all were freshies once yourself And when you're all put on the shelf They'l1 be our leading citizens. ' M. E. S. '26.

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78 THE PETONIAN Ralph Martin was dragged by his mother to an art gallery. 'lVVhat do I want with a bunch of homely old gazabos painted up, stuck on the wall and called 'A'rt?' just look at that pie faced mut over there in a gilt frame. Hush, whispered his motherg you are standing in front of a mir- 1'Ol'.,, s- wr x- H Elizabeth- Did you hear of the awful crime in Miss Hasson's board- ing house ? Prim: 'tNope. What happened? E: A paper hanger hung a border. :sf Pk :of Walter, as the team goes by: Lookl There goes Primus the for- ward. He'li soon be our best man. Elizabeth: Ol this is so sudden, :sf sf if :rf lr Ashes to ashes, Dust to dust, If Chemistry don't Hunk you, Geometry must. 41 wk Pk How' Dumb Some People Are Mills is so dumb he thinks chocolate sundae is his Sabbath. Mr. Bevington thinks a pool room is a place to swim. Bud Adams thinks the Mexican border is a new kind of wall paper. Keffer is so dumb he thinks Dan Webster wrote the dictionary. Dwight Murphy thinks Holland can't be trusted because it's a low lying country. bk sf :sf A smart old owl lived in an oak. The more he saw the less he spoke. The less he spoke the more he heard. Why can't Swartz be like that old bird? sf 4: wr A Advice to the Lovelorn Mary Boyd Dear Miss Boyd: . When I go to see my girl, what time should I leave? Q . up ,- I ,, . , i A Walterfh' Begin' to leave at ten. This should get you away by twelve. Deaf Miss Boyd: ' ' . A ' ' ' H ' f How cad I tell if Harold loves me? ' - V- ii' ' 'Z' H' ' i ' ' ' I '1' Thelma 'Grantf ' This is Leap Year. Ask him, ' Bi f-. '- 5 .J 5