Perry High School - Perryscope Yearbook (Pittsburgh, PA)

Text from Pages 1 - 92 of the 1922 volume:

.im , jfiffsgii P sg 11, x Xa ' I S I ,, pw sf ' 1 x 'IU 1 ' .4 , ,.:. QNX., :iiiglf SSL fr ?' ' xx I Q , . . . ,K . . Hfgf,-:Q ' fi 634. 1 xv ' , 1 A f 'Q X .4 ' fre. U' 12, ,,kf,:.:, X l 1 I E, . , Q11 .3 Q A Uhr vtniuzm PUBLISHED BY THE JUNIOR AND SENIOR CLASSES Perry Township High School waz 1 iefjsj,-3 C-In Q. , 'HS ' - v,:. S W32?'4f.g-, 1 , V, 'ii' , 1 V 'f 'M 575'-1 , W x we A R , Fw L r g, CGNTRNTS DEDICATION SCHOOL BOARD FACULTY SENIORS JUNIORS SOPHOMORES FRESHMEN SOCIETIES PLAYS ATHLETICS OLLA PODRIDA CHRONICLE ADVERTISEMENTS PROLOGUE HE THAT DOETH THE BEST HE CAN, DOETH WELL, ACTETH NOBLY, ANGELS DO NO MORE. WE ARE TOO WELL KNOWN TO MAKE ANY PRETENSIONS OF SURPASSING THE ANGELS SO TRUST THAT OUR BEST MAY PLEASE YOU. THE BEST SYSTEM OF EDUCA- TION IS THAT WHICH DRAINS ITS CHIEF SUPPORT FROM THE VOLUNTARY EFFORT OF THE COMMUNITY, FROM THE INDI- VIDUAL EFFORTS OF CITIZENS, AND FROM THOSE BURDENS OF TAXATION WHICH THEY VOLUN- TARILY IMPOSE UPON THEM- SELVES. -Garfield L A AJ PERRYO POLIS HIGH SCHOOL w .ir V1 T0 MISS ETI-IRL E. REED Whose friendship for all is unquestionedg whose work in English, Foreign Languages, and as direc- tor of our Literary pursuits will be remembered by everyone: and whose culture has in every way broadened our vision, we affectionately dedicate this annual. MISS ETHEL E. R EED 6 School Sentiment Plus Co-operation A board of education is selected by the people for the purpose of guiding and safeguarding the physical, mental and moral develop- ment of the children of the community. No more sacred duty can be conferred by the people upon any body of public servants. Yet without a wholesome school sentiment plus the active co-operation of those for whom the public school system was founded, a board may be powerless to perform its whole duty. If the public schools are to meet the demands of the changing con- ditions of life in the world today, the people must not withhold their loyal support. Not only money must be provided by taxation, but a keen appreciation must be shown for the edu- cational opportunities atforded the children. Destructive criticism which is not based upon fact has hindered needed school improve- ment in many communities. Boards of educa- tion welcome criticism, which points out imper- fections. But it is believed that such imper- fections can best be remedied by kindly consider- ate and suggestively constructive criticism which constantly seeks for something worthy of com- mendation as a foundation on which to build and then outlines in a definite manner both the characteristics of the proposed improvement and the process by which it is to be realized. The moulding of misdirected public sentiment against the actions of a board of education that is trying to perform its duty works injury to the welfare of the children. lVithout an appreciative spirit on the part of those whose duty it is to support the efforts of a board of education, our schools will never function as they should in the community and national life. With such appreciation plus the inspiration which comes from hearty co-operation in a great cause, there can be no limit to the good that the public school may do. Let us place confidence in the mission of our public school. While undoubtedly there are many weaknesses that should be strengthened, a spirit of trust by the people themselves will do much to overcome these weaknesses. Let people, boards of education and teachers unite to make the future of our public school more glorious than ever before. SCHOOL BOARD OF PERRY TOVVNSHIP J. K. KICINTYRE, PRES. J. R. 1NIARTIN,'SEC. IRA BLAIR VVALTER RISBECK FRED EDWARDS J. B. SNYDER N. C. PIERSOL CHARLES THRASHER ,A--.MA Us A A ,A MR. LUCAS, B. PED omo NORTHERN UNIVERSITY Favorite expression- Next time I'll have to use drastic measures Although Mr. Lucas has been with us only a short time we feel very well acquainted with him. In all our games he is always back of us with his support. As an artist he far surpasses any we have ever had on the Perry Faculty. Mr. Lucas is friendly with all and is always ready to help us in need of need. But the Golden Rule we must obey, Or 'twill show up on report card day, And in the hall we must not be caught For you'll find that this with danger is fraught. But go to work when you hear the gong And you'll be rewarded before long. Miss REED, A. B. CECIL HIGH SCHOOL-MUSKINGUM COLLEGE Favorite expression-- Savez-vous votre lecon, aujourd- hui? CDO you know your lesson today?j Miss Reed has been with us for three years and has won a warm place in the hearts of all, for S116 is very jolly and always greets you with a smile. In Literary work Miss Reed cannot be surpassed as she is by far the best trainer P. H. S. has ever had. The Juniors and Seniors have unaminously agreed that Miss Reed is the best teacher the directors of Perry Twp. ever found. She is the chaperone of the girls Basket-Ball team and you would go far to find a better. VV e hope that this is not Miss Reed's last year with us as it is hard to get along with- out hcr once you know hcr. I MR. MARTIN, B. S. PERRY H. S.-PENNA. s'rATE. , Favorite expression- Get on your toes and put it in tl1ere', . Mr. Martin is Perry's all around athletic coach and he takes great pleasure in continually bawling out both teams. This is Mr. Martin's first year teaching in H. S. and from all appearances he is making a success. He is accompanist for the boys quartette and when it comes to lingering the ivories, Paderwisfki is his only rival. MR. KUTZ RUSS REEVES INDIANA H. s., INDIANA NORMAL, BOXVLING GREEN Favorite expression- It's not him I like, it's his car Miss Reeves is our commercial teacher and from the results she gets she is a very good one. She has been well schooled in the three R's for in giving readings, in writ- ing letters, and in teaching arithmetic, we know she ex- cels. She is fond of Basket Ball and when she attends makes enough noise for the whole school, especially when she sees the star player whom she calls My Hero Mat- rimony is not in her line so she says, but from the number of suitors we think she'll change her mind. KUTZTOWN I-I. S.-KUTZTOWN NORMAL Favorite expression- You're Wonderful Mr. Kutz has just been with us for the past several months but it seems longer as he is one of those fellows that if he once knows you he will always know you.Though we Juniors aIId Seniors do not have Mr. Kutz for a teacher the Freshmen and Sophomores are loud in his praises. He is faculty manager of Basket Ball and is never tiring in his efforts to secure games for us. He is as jolly as his big bass laugh, so if you don't know lIinI get acquainted. I IF' If he's rather thin and tall If he's guarding in the hall Call him Lucas. If you are feeling blue And a teacher smiles at you Call her Reed. If you hear a voice like thunder, If he says Now you're a wonder Call him Kutz. If s-he likes to go down town, If she likes to call you down, Call her Reevesg If he's late and has to hurry, If he comes in in a flurry, Call him Martin. If they're always gross and cranky If they're tall, short, fat, or lanky Call them Faculty. QTHL-2 Emil 'ms WRST STAGE: ORQHRST YEARQ D THE FRESHMAN M WWE Puamy -me SECQNDSTAGE ORCSECUNDYI5 THE SOPHOVIORE hd-My E QTHE LMWA1 THE Tl-ll RD STAGE0 fTHiRDYEARb TH E JUNKOR UHATM QE FLY? TQ? F'0UQfff'!3 STAGE ' OR 0 U.filL-.EfX 3LN1QR SENIOR CLASS MOTTO: U FINISHED'-YET BEGINNING. COLORS! PINK AND GREEN FLOWER: PINK ROSE OFFICERS PRES., JOHN BLAIR SEC., IWARION FAUPEL V. PRES., LULU GRIGLAK TREAS., Rum PIERSOI. IN MEMORY OF MERTIE MARTIN Whom we all love and will always remember SENICR HISTGRY Who remembers one's very early childhood? None, neither do we-except our first impress- ions of Perry High. The truth of the matter is, we scarcely had time to get these impressions fixed in our minds when the flu came along and gavexus three months vacation. Then for once we wished we were in school. Though the flu did not get any of our members, outside influences captured ten out of our nineteen. In the Sophomore year we went deeper in- to the mysteries of Latin, taking Caesar, which John Blair tried to forget but Miss Reed gave him a daily shock. In fact so famous had the reputation of our class become, that Coldrens decided to send their son Willard here. Though we were small in number we made up for it in looks as you can readily see by the Petojuan of 1920. The Commencement music of that year was greatly enriched by our melodious voices. We started our junior year under Mr. La Poe and took up Geometry for tl1e first time. This was really our saddest year for we lost one of our faithful members, Mertie Martin. For this year only Marguerite Wagner, a student from Indiana took the place of Elizabeth David- son, who went to Washington Seminary. At the close of the year we banqueted the Seniors and gave them not only toothsome morsels to satisfy their palates but a feast of reason and a How of soul - Now we have reached our Senior year with but live members, but what we lack in quanitty we make up in quality. Mr. Lucas is our res- pected principal this year. During our history we have been prominent in all Literary work and especially well represented in contest by John Blair and Willard Coldren. In every Dramatic work you will find some of us there everytime, for if it is not one member it is another. Now- brieliy, this is our history. The reason it is so short is that we believe in Hdeedsl' not words fOUR NAMES ARE ATTACHED TO THESE LETTERS BUT PLEASE DON'T THINK THAT VVE WROTE THEMJ CRAP Thesian Treas' Basket Ball Mgr. Contest '2l' Foot Ball, Base Ballg Ass't Business Mg'r,of Petojuang, Quar: tetteg Pres. Sr. Class, jarley Wax Works. HONORABLE PATRoNs.: I am J. C. Blair, of Perryopolis, Penna., and also a member of the Senior Class of P. T. H. S.. I'm a very im- portant person and have shown my ability as a manager during the last two years, when I managed the boys' basket-ball. I am not very tall and rather heavy set, but I can get around on the basket-ball floor as easy as the small fellows. In my school work I sometimes work with great stress, but not quite as hardas I do in trying to cap- ture the first new girl that comes around. I guess in the end however, I usually get both tasks well accomplished I am always busy during school hours, but I'll not say that I'm always studying. Next year you will probably find me in Bethany College where I expect to make a Big Hit , but the outcome awaits to be seen. Thanking you for your close attention, I am as ever, Your friend, JOHN BLAIR. JEFF Theseus Vice President, Contest '20 ,'2I, '22, Bas- ket-Ballg Base-Ballg Foot-Ball, Editor-in-Chief of Peto- juang Jarley Wax Works, The Colonel's Maid, New Fashioned Girls. DEAR ASSISTANT EDITOR: I am writing to you from force of habit for this is to be but a note anyway and I am sure you will enjoy it. In all my studies I am hard to beat and don't get into an argument with me for you are a sure loser if you do. lAsk the Philos about that.j In Basket-Ball I always help to bring home the bacon, especially from Dunbar, even if I am crippled. I am a booster in all school activities, and believe in doing the right thing at the right time. I am a great favorite among all my classmates, but they surely have it in for me as they have elected me editor-in-chief of this annual. It seems as if they haven't any pity on me, but I'll do my best. A Yours sincerely, WILLAR11 CoLnREN. ga. xg. fr G. BOB Philo See., Basket-Ballg Literary Editor of Peto- juang Treas. of Senior Class: Jarley Vifax Viforks. DEAR FRIENDS! I write to tell you a few of my good qualities. I would tell you all of them but it would more than fill your paper so I will boil it down to three things: UD I play Basket-Ball with the regular Perry spirit, Q23 In my studies, I am one of the best in the Senior Class. Q35 In social activities I am right there and not afraid to work. This is brief but straight to the point. Sincerely yours, RUTH PIERSOI.. peets. x MARY ANNE Thesian: Senior Class Seeyg l-lE1.1.o Fomcs: I am a little light haired blonde of the Senior Class and rank high in all my classes. I am a person who is subject to those horrible giggles and hdgets but hope to be cured before the end of the year for I am steadily improving. I am very fond of reading and most any time at all I may be found sitting on my feet, deeply interested in a hook or magazine. Sewing and cooking are my -hob- bies so if you want a new dress or a meal, come around. Yours truly, M.-xRmN FAUPE1. DEAR FRIENDS: I I.IILEY Philog Basket-Ball: Senior Vice President. I am from the wilds of Victoria. I am not one who boasts but believe in doinga thing and let the other per son talk about it. Deeds are better than words in all res Studying French is my hobby, but I like other books To boost Basket-Ball and work hard, for it has been my ambition and as a forward I am classed as good. I haw. not decided what I want to be. so don't be surprised if I slzould do something radical. fget marriedl Very truly yours, LULU GRIG1.Aic UN IOR CLASS Motto: La Patience est amere, mais son fruit est doux. lPatience is bitter, but its reward is sweetj COLORS, IWAROON AND GOLD FLOWER, RED RAMDLER OFFICERS PRES., HOSVARD EDWARDS SEC., ETHEL LARSON V. PRES., RAY FORGIE TREAS., DONALD HAMILTON SARA BLAIR SA1siMv Thesiang Basket-Ball: jarley VVarX Worksg Contest '21, '22g Thesian Pianistg Petojuan Athletic Editor. XVI-IAT'S THAT ? Sara is one of the famous ones who comes from Jack- son school. She is famous as a Basket-Ball player, pianist, Voaclist, Elecutionist and Student. Her favorite vege- table is an onion and her favorite color is red. She is es- pecially 'fond of sandy-red hair. HOWARD EDWARDS HSTIFFH on MY HERO Captain of Basket-Ball Team '22g Theseus President '22g Contest '20, '21, '22, Foot-Bally Base-Ball Capt. '21 Quartette, The Colonel's Maid, Jarley W'ax Worksg jr. Class President: H. S. Treasurerg Petojuan Business Mgr. One who knows something about everything A star in class! A star in basket-ball and base-ball! Above all a star with the pretty girls! Although his hair is slightly tinted red, it does not in- dicate temper, for he never objects to the decisions of the referee Cask Boyd Knoxl Nothing is impossible to this lad, everything comes natural to him. except speaking and Miss Reed has trained him to be one of the best in Perry High. GRACE BYERS UGRACIE THE BABE Thesiang Basket-Ball Managerg Jarley Wax Works, Petojuan Social Editorg Contest '21, '22. BEAUTY is GREATER THAN arenas When beauty is demanded Grace is always chosen but we are glad to see it does not make her vain, Most pretty girls do not take to athletics, but Grace is an exception for she plays a good game in base-ball and basket-ball She does not devote as much time to talking and laughing as the other Juniors girls but spends her time in studying. ETHEL LARSON HECK OR JiMMv Secy. of Thesian Literary Societyg Basket-Ball Cap- tain, Ass't Editor of Petojuan: Jarley XVax lNorksg See. jr. Classg Contest '21, i22. PRECIOUS Goous ARE FOUND IN SMALL PACKAGES Ethel is another one of that Jackson Bunch She is a girl after the hearts of all the boys, the reason for this is-her looks, actions, and words. In her school work she is among the first of her class while in basket-ball she is captain and the best player on the team. In life, she has two high aims-marriage and elocution. In the first of these we are sure she will succeed and by her performance at contest we know she can succeed in the second. DONALD HAMILTON HBEEFYU OR HAM President of Philo Society '22g Basket-Ball '21, '223 Base-Ball '2g0, '21, '22g Foot-Ball '21g QuartettegNew Fashioned Girlsg Colonel's Maid, Jarley Wax Worksg junior Class Treasurer: Athletic Editor of Petojuang HAPPY AND LAUGHING AND NEVER SAD Ilon's favorite sports are hunting and fishing, but most of the time for some nice looking June, who generally falls for him. or he for them. In athletics he is right there, but in singing and laughing he is more than right there. MARY THORPI? HFRENCHIEH PHILOQ CONTEST '21, '21, '22, LET NoT A SPARE IWIOMENT PAss By Mary is one of those rare persons whcm we iind al- ways busy doing something for some one else. Her special hobbies are French and smiling. She can jabber French better than a Frenchman and has a smile for everyone. She also can handle the broom, And thoroughly clean up a room, And from this we know that soon, Shc-'ll he sure to land a groom. SARAH GRAHAM HSALLYH Philog Petojuan Joke Editorg Basket-Bally Jarley NVax Vlforks. 'KGIGGLE AND MAKE OTHERS LAUGH Sarah is one of the main props in the defense for the girls basket-ball team this year. She always receives a high mark in all her studies, but ask her what she gets in deportment. CToo bad, Sarah, we all enjoyed the candy.l Sarah is a great admirer of the movies but since in them she cannot demonstrate as a giggler she has openly con- fessed that there is nothing she would like better than to take up the holy bonds of macaroni. RAYMOND FORGIE FROGGIE Philog Basket-Ball: Foot-Ball: Base-Ballg 'jarley Wax Works: Vice President of Junior Classg Calendar Editor. - I ain't nobody's darling now, but I will be some day Ray is small for Basket-Ball but he stars just the same. His best work is in the classroom, however, where he is a real star. He is one of the best looking boys in the High School and the girls try to make him laugh so they can see his dimples. GRACE COPE CONE THESIAN I XVILL BE FOREVER GM' Ir SOME FELLOW CoMEs Mv WM ' Copie gave us our first greeting August 5th, l90-L and since then we have all come to love her. Copie's greatest ambition is to become a school marm. Of course she may ifa certain young mall in a Ford ruuahout doesn't convince her otherwise. However we are all with her and wish her theumost of success. AMANDA BAKER MANDY 'ri-IESIAN Patient and quiet and studious too, This deseribes Mandy thru and thru, Amanda is one of our Juniors lassies who believes in the old saying, VVork while you work and play while you play She believes in getting her lessons before having fun and although quiet at times, we End her to be a bit jolly at other times. She is one who is always prepared with her lessons. lf RILD ILDNVAR Db FRlTf. Thesiang Petojuan Cartoonistg Orehestrag Quartetteg Basket-Ball: Foot-Ball Captain '21 3 Base-Ballg Jarley Wax Works. LEr's Go, FE1.Lows During Frc-d's two years absence, he realized that an education was a necessity, so he came back to Perry High with the determination to study and make good and he is doing it. His favorite hobby is running after the girls and he takes as his motto, Smile at the girls and they will smile hack at you and they generally do. Fred is a musi- cian, a broken drum or a school desk is all the same to him. lu Basket-Ball and Base-Ball he is a real star and his am- bition is to become a Big League Base-Ball player, Hen-'s to you. Fritz. HELEN DAVIS HELENA PHu.o STILL WATERS RUN DEEP She hails from Star junction, the land of smoke, but this smoke has not affected her brain for she is one of our most faithful students. She does not talk very much but instead she listens and we know that she is gaining useful knowledge every day for she is listening to the Juniors and Seniors talk. MILDRED POWELL Minors Philo, Philo Pianist: Jarley NVax Works Laugh and the l,VOrld laughs with you Midge always has a smile on her face and also 21 little bit of powder. She is very studious-sometimes. She came to us in her Sophomore year from Connellsville High. Her favorite expression is: For cat's sake, a' go on! you don't mean it! Her favorite Occupation is winking at her boy friend across the room in the back seat. PAULINE BROWN POLLY PI-IILOI COMMERCIAL LAUGH AND GROW FA1 ' Pauline is large in physical dimensions, But she is full of good intentions, ln the Commercial course she is sure to succeed And make a stenographer Of accuracy and speed Ll DA WILLEY imma PHILOQ COMMERCIAL A man's a man for a' that and 11' that Talk! talk! talk! l'm happy, merry and free, Talk! talk! talk! to any fellow I see. ' Lida is fond of leading a gay life, ' But we all agree she'l1 make a good wife. F i ily Rf HAZEL BAKER II,xnov Pinto: COMMERCIAL Mix a little folly with your serious thoughts Hazel is Il girl who lives in town, She has blue eyes and hair of brown, You'll Kind her most any place you go, lispeeiully in Mike Kurolick's show, A writer is she of no small fume, In long hand or short hand it is the same. l l BEULAH LAYHEW UBOOLAU PHILO: COMMERCIAL TAKE LIFE EAsv Beulah is another girl ill our Commercial Class You'll search f ar for a nicer lass. She's short and heavy and has dark brown hair When it comes to cooking she sure is right there. After every game you'll find the team At the place where Beulah serves ice cream. BIERTHA VARGO HBERTH Thesiang Basket-Ball, Commercial. ALWAYS ON TIME This little damsel with eyes of brown, Comes from Whitsett, the well known town, And though it is far she never is late, For she knows too well what would be her fate. Bertha is a guard that is hard to surpass, She works very hard and plays very. fast. A commercial she is and is high in repute, She rloesn't talk much and never disputes. THIS COMMERCIAL DICPARTME 'i Yon cannot hit if you do not aim It is the aim of the Commercial Depart- ment of P. T. H. S. to educate young men and women, giving them a practical knowledge of its fundamentals, such as Book-keeping, Short- hand, Typewriting, Spelling. Arithmetic, Per- sonal Iilfciency, Salesmanship, Science of judg- ing Men, Law, Ofliee Practice, Concentration, Thought and the preparatory Academic sub- jects. It does not make any difference what a man is or Las been, if he can be induced to be- come interested, and has access to something he likes to do, having proper instructions plus backbone, he can and will succeed. Let me say here, the Commercial Depart- ments of our schools are not the dumping grounds for illiterate, stupid pupils. If you stop to think, you can see that it takes personality, alertness, and initiative to run a successful busi- ness. It is our boys and girls, who graduate XVhat a Grand and Glorious Feeling When Wendell does not have dictation, When Pauline can have all afternoon to do Bookkeeping. q When Bertha gets more copies than Hazel in typewritiug or vice versa. lNhen Beulah can go to the Freslunan room. When Lida can use lxer wings and does not have to walk to school. W hen Mary can cat lunch providing the lfe'l rings before she starves to death. When Les only hears his motl1er's voice and not her foot steps. XVhen Bertha can come to school in an acro- planc and avoid Fuller's Hill. XVhen Hazel lets us all into the movies for nothing and no one says to licr-- Vk7l:o brougl.t you home? When we all get an accountant's degree and can take dictation at two hundred words per lninulc. from thc Commercial Departments, who take up and keep up the affairs in the business world. and does not the success of our town, district. county, state and nation, depend upon business carried on successfully? If our Commercial Students do not have the above mentioned assets, they can not and will not do their share of the work. Waken up, boys and girls, rally to the call of the business world, through a four years Com- mercial Course, as the boys rallied to the call ' 'To Arms. You owe it to yourself, and above all never cheat yourself. Honesty with your- se'f and others is the only policy. Put something in your head, which will start it to work for you. and you can be what you will. You are entitled to something that will be the means of your success in the future, for your parents pay for the upkeep of our schools. We solicit your patronage and your hearty co-opera- tion. OFT HEARD EXIJRkiSSIf,NS', XVho is the Vamp in this Commercial room ge- now '4How many pages of shorthand have you? I got clear down to the last line and hit an s for an a May I have some change, please? it Park your chewing gum here, please? Oh, I hate to give it up VVell, I don't care. but l don't mean I d-'in't care. but I d0a't care. Q What is the matter with this ! ! ! ! ? ? P ? ? Trial Bala 1ce?' Do not yell so loud, you are not personally Ifliicientf' VVliCn de ji xniors Try iW'l'l'll Al'0l.OGlE5 TU PAUL LAURIENCE DUNRARE G'wuy an' quit your talkin', all yo' classes, Put yer lesson books away: Wllllt!S de use to keep on tryin'? lil' you study twell you're gray, You can't make de grades reeitin' Lak de ones dat seems ter ily F'om de teachers to de grade cards When de Juniors try. You ain't got de nachel o'gans Fu' to make de thoughts come right, You ain't got de brains and 'bility If you'd stay up all de night Tell you one thing now, you classes, An' I'm tellin' you fu' true, When hit comes to raal down thinkin' l'1'ain't no easy thing to do. Easy 'nough fu' folks to hollah, Vlfatchen' on from de side line, But when it comes to de basket-ball Yo' want de juniors ev'ry time An' fu' real melojous music, Dat jes' strikes yo, hea't and clings, Jes' you stan' an' listen wif me' When de Juniors sings. Have you ever heard our speakers At de contest, speak their part? ll' you hain't yo' sho' hev missed it Fu' in dis we're mighty smart. Now to name all ob our virtues Would tak' so long 't would mak' yo' sigh S0 jes' yo' stop and listen, classes, When de juniors try. 4 l SOPHOMORE CLASS NIo'r'ro: UROVVING, Nor IDRIFTINGN Colors, Blue and Gold Flower, Yellow Rose OFFICERS Prcs., james Wilson Y. Prcs.. Robert Hixcnbnugh Sccy. and Trcns., Alma Rankic SOVHOMOR TCS SOPHU ORE ROLL NIARY BEA'l l'IlS4-HCI' ways ure ways of quietness. lRENli BLACK--Sl'CllC0 is golden. AI.l.liN CARSON'-xvllfll anger rises. think of the eonsequeu- COS. lfrnm. DAVIS--Anything but History. for History must he false. ROSETTA DUFF-Take it slow and easy. RUTH FAUPEL-The mildest manner but. Oh. my! . ALBERT GRIGLAK- 1iilC one who can always he seen when the leader announces l 13. NORMAN HENNING-N10 thought I heard ll voice ery. Sleep no more Roasm' HIXENB.NIlGH+XK7il0SQ little hotly lodges :1 mighty mind. - NORMAN KING-SWPCI Sixteen. MAL1-E LEPLEY-Imagination is truly u gift. EDITH LYNCH-Patience is a virtue. . FLORENCE LUCE-I :lm resolved to grow fat and look young till forty. - IETHEL IYIURPHY-A student I will he. HAROLD POREWMXVIICII duty whispers low, Thou must. the youth replies, I eau. X DWIGHT RALEY-A sweet forgetfulness of eure. EMMA RAMSIER-Never neglecting her studies for .ruin pleasures. ALMA RANKIE-Always smiling, always guy. PRIMUS RANKIE- Primus the lind' wus a jolly old seoul, Z1 jolly old scout was he. ANNA SICKLEH-Words are sneh idle things. , RUTH Sisusy--lf with me you do not agree, Then in the wrong you must he. jAMlss SWARTZ-He that hy the plow would thrive, Himself must either hold or drive. Romani' 'FXIRASPIISR-C0llliJ down his huir, Look! Look! It stuuds upright. IXIARY YALERIE--A quiet, unassuming girl of sterling worth. l-lARR1l2'r Wu.Lrsv-Live, love, and laugh, There may be u time when you eun't. JAMES XVILSON--lf you would have fun, or you would have snap, Call ou -Iinl. for l1e's the elulp. Sophomore Dictionary A. AUNT DlNAll1S0IIlBtlll1C'S white and sometimes black. B. BANANA-Tlie fruit that does not grow down. C. CURLS-That which many try but only Edith can make successfully. D. DWIGHT-One who attends school as a pastime. E. EVER-READY-An obsolete term. F. F.-What goes on report cards when we don't study. G. GUM-Maude's closest companion. H. HENNING-A boy who sticks crooked lines together to make people laugh and marks it, It's a bear I. IRENE1Th6 only black girl in the class. Usually pronounced jist J. JUST- . K. KNOWLEDGE-What the teachers get from us for the bene- iit ol' the other classes. I.. LEADER OF Cl-IEERS-Our Bamum and Bailey performer otherwise known as Jim. M. Muslc-Alma and Emma at the piano. N. Nofr PREPARED-Ruth Faupel in Caesar. O. OLD-Norman King, 16 years. P. POVVDER PUFF--N6X'Cf saw one. Q. QUICK-Our every movement. R. ROBERT-Our Basket-Ball fan. S SWEETHEARTS-Things Sophie never dream of. W'l n, Harold T. TALK'COHtil1U0llS performance. by Jas. 1 so Pore and Pimus Rankie. U. UPROAR-What happens when the teacher leaves the class V. VocAL1s'r-Albert Griglak singing ll3. W. WONDERS-What Kutz calls us. X. XYLAN--Similar to what we have to throw in the waste basket at times. Y. Ymmsl-I--What it sounds like when we try to read Caesar. ' ' h the wind blows. Z. Zero-The condition of your room w en ,, , C.. FRESHMAN CLASS Morro: Quin Anus AGERE BENEU WVhat you rlo, do welll Colors: Brown and Gold Flower: White Rose OFFICERS: Pres., Frank Roebuck , Sec., Walter Larson Y. Pres., Ralph Martin Treas.. Margaret Krush FRICSHMEN. SECTION A Section A's Pet Anibitions ROBERT BAUGHMAN-To keep his hair combed. CHARLES BLAIR-TO drive Fred on the race track. JESSIE BRANTHOOVER-To have a lizzie to drive to sc instead of a one horse shay. GRACE BRYAN-To bc a ballet dancer. ODEssA BUTTERMORE-T0 get Milton an office. CHARLES FORGIE-T0 be the tall man in the circus. AUGUST FREEDA-To make his hair lay down,. hoo! LORAINE GAREE-To make the boys stop writing to her. WALTER GMUCS-To teach penmanship to the Seniors. FRANCIS HAGGERTY-To be in the Junior Class. EWING HALL-To be court jester for the Sophomores. HANNAH HARRIS-T0 pass peanuts in school without lx caught. ' the VANNELIA HAMILTON-To have long hair again. HARRIET Hoon-To be as bright as her hair. MARGARET HoI.1.ER-To eat and grow thin. eing BENNETT JONES-To sit in a cozy Morris chair and listen to others recite. WALTER LARSON-T0 have her in his section. IWILTON LUCE-To have the girls leave him alone. ETHEL MOSSER-To teach school. CAROLYN MCKEE-To put her hair up. NIAUD NICNVILLIAMS-TO have red hair. INA STUCK-To get a beau. JOHN NVOLFE-T0 own a chewing gum factory. STEVE ZACRAL-To play on the girls Basket-'Ball team. BERTHA ZIMMERMAN'-T0 be noisy. L r- L FR ESHM EN, SECTION B Section B's Pet Ambitious ISABELLE ADAMS-T0 learn to prevent blushes. ELIZABETH.BEAMER-T0 keep a secret. ANNA BEATTIE-To grin and show her pearly white teeth. IYIARY B0YD1T0 be a vamp. OSCAR CLINGAN-To be a bold, bad man. , JOHN DAVIDSON1I11 debate, to be able to quote himself as an authority. DWIGHT FoRsvTI-ns-To create a big disturbance. THELMA GRANT-T0 grow up. ANDY GLOZER-To be big enough to go with the girls. ' GWENDOLINE HANAM-To laugh and grow fat. ' LELAND KEFFER-To inform his classmates thoroughly con- ceming Washington D. C. and Niagara Falls. BESSIE KNOX-To drink enough water to last one period. MARGARET KRUSH1T0 pass at least one day without getting called down. - MARGARET LAI-IM-To be fashionable. AGNES LVNCH-To bring odorless onion Sandwiches to school. ' . her ARTHUR IWARTIN-T0 be a bird house architect. RALPH .NIARTIN-T0 become an expert in Jazz. CLARA MAzocco-To sing a solo in chapel. JOHN MONSULIK-To be the head cop of Star Junction. BEATRICE RIGHTER-To be a second Mary Pickford. FRANK ROEBUCK-To rival Demosthenes. ANNA SMITH-To get the rouge on evenly. ' sMARGARET STICKEL'-T0 have something to chew besides nail file. JOHN TIMCHIKLTO be a Jack Dempsey. MARY URICK-Oh, to live in Perry! ANNA WYCIMSKY-Esse bonam puellam. Freslmzen. we regret lhat you are Too small to have a hisloqv, Too poor to have a will, And too sleepy lo dream, Bu! we hope that you will live d,Cj.fQLLt!-S. J , i?2:'Iv',t-521' 3' ' -,igfgzrf '21 yr 15 ww xx h i '-, tg ff! Q -l- -fm -.gQ-QQ S, i.. I A . Q fill' :'+Ri x D I A I El ! 1 5 , K all I I gpllm li 1'-' iam, Xl rx N If E Xb V A NIV xglv h ll ' x 1 XX J ,f - Wxwxm N53 x wx 5 W R1 D f'w1cf ?Q 6 in M. V E- W I I Y Ynlhv ,va 2 Rf 0 .1 I 'N ' 3 0 . 4 ' Q gg, 5 J 'I ' Johngyu dx gi 1' ,lf Sean , -gn' er.' auiffttte, Philo Literary Society COLORS, NATIONAL BLUE AND WHITE 'Nf0TTO, HSEMPER PARATUSU ROLL SENIORS LULU GRIGLAK RUTH PIERSOI4 JUNIORS HAZEL BAKER HELEN DAX'IS SARAH GRAHAM BEULAH LAHEw MARY THORPE PAULINE BROWN RAYMOND FORGIE DONALD HAMILTON NIILDRED POWELL LIDA NNILLEV A SOPHOMORES IRENE BLACK ROSETTA DUFF HAROLD POKE ANNA SICKLE MARY SHELHEY ROBERT THRASHER ALLEN CARSON RUTH FAUI-EL ALMA RANRIE RUTH SISLEY JAMES SWARTZ JAMES WILSON FRESHMEN ELIZABETH BEANIER ANNA BEATTIE NIARY BOYD LORAINE GAREE Tl-IELMA GRANT FRANCIS HAGGERTY' HARRIET HOOD NVALTER LARSON ETHEL MOSER BEATRICE RIEIITER ANNA SMITH JOHN YVOLFE ROBERT BAUOHMAN CHARLES BLAIR AUGUST FREI-:DA ANDY GLOZER WAl.TIiR GMUCS GXVENDOLYN HANNANI BESSIE KNOX CLARA MAz0ccO MAIIDE h'lCWlI.l.I:XhlS FRANK ROEHUCR INA STUCK ANNA YCINSKY PI I I LO LITERARY SOC I ICTY F 93333 '4- Wi' L. Theseus Literary Society COLORS, BLACK AND ORANGE IYIOTTOZ UEXCELSIOR V' ROLL SENIORS JOHN BLAIR XVILLARD COLDREN M ARION FAUPEL JUNIORS AMANDA BAKER GRACE BYERS BERTHA VARGO HOWARD EDWARDS SARA BLAIR GRAYCE COPE FRED EDXVARDS ETHEL LARSON SOPHOMORES NIARY BEATTIE ALBERT GRIGLAR FLORENCE LUCE ETI-IEL INIURPHY EMMA RAMSIER MARY VALERIE ROBERT HIXENBAUGH FRESHM ISABELLE ADAMS YVENDELL BYERS J ESSIE BRANTHOOVER JOHN DAVIDSON DYVIGHT FORSYTHE HANNAH HARRIS LELAND KEEFER IWARGARET LAHM ARTHUR MARTIN RALPH MARTIN ETHEL DAVIS MAUDE LEPLEY EDITH LYNCH DWIGHT RALEY PRIMUS RANRIE NORMAN HENNING HARRIETT WILLEY EN GRACE BYRAN ODESSA BUTTEMORE OSCAR CLINGAN CHARLE FORGIE VANNELIAHAMILTON BENNETT JONES NIARGARET KRUSH IHILTON LUCE AGNES LYNCH JOHN TIMCIK JOHN 1N'1ONSULIK O THFSIAN LITERARY SOCIETY Q. The Value of Literary VVork The importance of Literary work can not be overestimated for the man who can not stand before an audience and express his thoughts clearly is decidedly handicapped. To be able to write well is a great benefit to a person, but we are glad to say that people are begining to realize that we talk ten times more than we write and for this reason Literary work is being stressed. It is only by practice that we become accustomed to speaking in public. Reg- ular literary work has been carried on every two weeks and no one is excused from performing. The quality and spirit of this work is well represented in Contest where each performer does credit to his society and his community. . Back of all literary work, as in other lines, there must be an instructor and since Miss Reed has been the head of this department, we feel that when we graduate from Perry High we are capable of standing before an audience and expressing our thoughts intelligently without undue embarass- :nent Record of the Years VV hen Each Society XV on the Loving Cup THEsi.xNs Pi-111.0 1907 1906 1908 1910 1909 1916 1915 1920 1918 1921 Philo-Thesizln Literary Contest PERRY TOYVNSHIP HIGH SCHOOL FRIDAY EVENING, IVIARCH 3lSt, l922 Music ........, .... . .,.......... 0 RCHESTRA Invocation ........ ........,..,....,..,,..,,......... ...., R E V. A. E. SIMS SELECT ORATION Capital and Labor QD. J. BREXVERJ ,...,....,,....... XVALTER LARSON ' Clean Politics fRO0SEVEL'l'l .........,..,...,, .,,.............. P RXMUS RANKIE ESSAY Our Coinage System ,..........,. ...,...........,. .... G R ACE BYERS The Evolution of the Newspaper ........, ..... A LMA RANKIE Music ...,...........,.,............,..,..,...,,.............,. . , ...... .,..,.. O RCHESTRA NEWSPAPER The Star ..,.........,. ..,.....,..........,.... , ...,..... F RANCES HAGGERTY The Searc light ......,. .........,.. , ......... .....,. E 'r HEL NIURPHY DEBATE RESOLVED: That Ireland should have complete independence. AIfrxRMAT1vE : NEGATIVE: RUTH PIERSOL HOWARD EDWARDS JAMES YVILSON XVILZARD COLDREN Music .,...,................ ,,.......... ..,.............. .... . . , .. ......., ORCHESTRA I READING Betty at the Baseball Game ............,...,. ....... E THEL LARSON Minnie at the Movies ........,.................,......,............ NIARY TI-IORPE ' PREPARED DISCUSSION Agriculture, the New Profession .....,...,.......,........,. JAMES SWARTZ Athletics ....... , ..................,,.........,................,...................... SARA BLAIR Music ..,....,..,....................................................... .......... O RCI-I ESTRA A Star marks the winning contestants. Decision iII favor ol' Philos -.-if ,A FRESHMAN M OCR XVEUDING AUNT DINAI-VS COOKING CLASS Aunt Dinah, the Cookv. . ,..........,....... ,......,.. , .. .........., ., . ..,,...... ALMA RANKIE Mr. Jones ,...,. .......... ,,., , Q i FI:x?0l?Sii2cl2rS ....,..... HAROLD PORE Mr. Bangs ,.,.L,. . ' 'Gam to cook ALBERT GRIGLAK Anna .......,... .. , . Three, ..........,.... . ......, ,MAUDE LEPLEY Lulu ,, ........,. ,.,...,,.. . . .. - Young -,.,.. HARRIET WILLEY Ivlary .,......,.., . ...,......... , i Girls., 1 ..... ...EMMA RAMSIER Miss Simmmw, an old maid ....,, ........ Mr. Smith. il lu-npockcd lllldiilllli ,,.. l,it'kZlI!illlli0S ...,...E1'HEL MURPHY JAMES Swmrrz ,WAI.TER GMUCS ANDY GLOZER 'AmwsT FREEDA Mr, Jarley .....,.. Mrs. Jarley ...... john ..,...,....,.,..,. Pc-ter., ....,.......... ,. Simple Simon ...,.. .. Mother Goose ...,.... The Maniac ............... Robinson Crusoe... The Giggler .,....,........ The May Queen ....... Mrs. NViI1slow ........ Shylock .................,.,.. Rip Van Vlfinkle .,...... Little Jack Horner .,.... Babes III the XVOOds The Scarecrow .......... Dlogenes .............. . The Victim ................ The Indian .................,., Signorina Squallini ....,. Liberty .,........,......,,.,...., Father Time ..,........,.,....,. The Sewing Machine ..... ,... Uncle '1 OIII ......,......,... THE JARLEY YVAX VVORKS SCENE I SCENE II ..,....JAMES, -WILSON ......,..ETIIEL LARSON ...,,.......FRED EDYVARDS ...ADONALD HAIVIIIETON ....,.HOlVARD EDWARDS ...........,......SARA BLAIR .......MILDRED POWELL .......RAYMOND FORGIE .........,.SARA GRAHAIVI . ..,....... GRACE BYERS .,...,........RU'rH PIERSOL .......LESLIE XVILLIAMS ...HXVILLARD COLDREN ROBERT HIXENBAUGH fi PIOYVARD EDYVARDS i XVILLARD COLDREN PRIMUS RANKIE ROBERT HIXENBAUGIAI SARA GRAHAM ..,,..,RAYMOND FORGIE , .... ,.,.. .... S A RA BLAIR ,...........GRACE BYERS ........LEsI.IE XVILLIAMS .....,...RU'rH PIERSOL ...........JOHN BLAIR SOCIAL EVENTS g FRESHMAN RECEPTION, SEPTEMBER ZS This social event was equal in importance to the Peace Conference, for it marked the time when war with the Freshmen ceased. Every- body drank Family Aid in honor of the occasion. HALLOWE'EN PARTY, OCT. 27TH This was the night we got a full Panora- mic View of Life. No baby ever cried more naturally than Charles Forgic and no bride- groom ever looked more solemn or frightened than Oscar Clingan. The bride was most char- mingly attired in a dainty waist of red and a serviceable skirt of blue, while the bridal veil of lace curtain greatly enhanced her beauty. The bridesmaids were beyond description while the preacher was a regular model. CHRISTMAS PARTY, DECEMBER 22 The general cloudiness of the atmosphere needed clearing so we had an Xmas Party. The main features of the evening were square dancing and a jazz orchestra. The small gift which each received from Santa Claus was as welcome as the lunch served at eleven-thirty. SOPHOMORE SLED RIDE JANUARY mi Who says the Sophomores are slow? They had the first sled ride of the season. The main discomforts of the evening were Primus Rankie's feet, which occupied half of the sled, and Mildred and Tom's spooning. Everybody talked, but jim NVilsou never stopped. 3 L W ' FRESHMAN SLED RIDE JANUARY om The snow began to affect the Freshmen and they too had a sled ride. Too bad you weren't in the back of the sled, Walter, she missed you. After such a cold ride, the lunch at the Adams home surely tasted good. JUNIOR SLED RIDE JANUARY 9TH A select few are sometimes better than a mob, at least so thought a few of the Juniors. We hear that they came from the widely separ- ated points of jackson and Layton and met on the common ground of Perryopolis. Every- body had a good time, except when it came their time to drive. THESIANS ENTERTAIN THE PHILOS FEBRUARY 3 One of the best parties this year was held as the result of the contest between the Philos and Thesians in selling Petojuans. The contest lasted one week and the ones selling over four- teen were Mary Boyd, Frances Haggerty, Bessie Knox and Isabelle Adams. As most of these were Philos the Thesians had to do the entertaining and they surely gave them an excellent lunch and a good time. COMING SOCIAL EVENTS XVe are still looking forward to the leading events of the year, namely: the Junior-Senior Reception and the Alumni Banquet. PERRY Hmu QL:AR1'm'T1s MUSIC IN THE HIGH SCHQOL Vlfe all think Perry is about the best school on the map. Our reason for not saying the best is this: Perry High School has no music in- structor and since Perry High School has such a large per cent. of music-loving students, it is quite difficult to use any words other than those already used. Many of our juniors and Seniors seem very talented in vocal music to say noth- ing of those who have musical ability for play- ing instruments. Several Sophomores have a good start in the playing of string instruments. Well begun is half done, as once said, and this is a matter which should not be neglected. Music hath charms to soothe a savage beast, to soften rocks or bend the knotted oak. just think of the great advantages we are losing, every year that passes without the presence of a music instructor in the school. During the term 1919-1920, Mrs. Fife did all she could to help us in the way of music and I am sure we all appreciated her efforts. Owing to the fact that we have no music instructor this year we have been doing our best at trying to make a few notes harmonize once in a while. Of our boys' quartette we are justly proud and their selections rendered at chapel and literary meet- ings have not been without due appreciation on the part of the other students. XVe are all looking forward to having an instrumental as well as a vocal instructor the succeeding year, but whether we shall meet with disappointment or not must be decided largely by the school board. ur Janitor Listen, my friends, and you shall hear, Of our loving janitor, so old and dear, Who is always busy from morn 'till night, And keeps the school house so clean and bright. He cleans the flues and sweeps the hull, No room for complaint is left at all, And little do we dread il great snow-storm, For we find the liuilding so cozy and warm, In summer, too, when the days are bright, Perry High presents a beautiful sight, For Mr. Weirner may often be seen Mowing the grass, which appears so green, So, now, dear friends, I'm sure you'll agree, That I1 much better janitor you seldom will see X N Ff7jQ.n CQ' wlqaallnt! Q-,IXN WEEE? X f' I null ' : 1' 1 fi- f X A BASKETBALL ifxf' f'. . W cf, -f yr Qu 64,5 MKL' X-Eff Q WX4Cj '1-'vi-ON: X x he . xx f,,,,w:v 'B fiph 4 K, X! -- Ldv, I XW , NH BA'bE gf9b17 Wbgwa If .- V msfw-H v XJ, G!Rl.S, BASKETHALL TEAM Girls' Basketball Schedule Perry Township Perry Township Perry Township Perry Township Perry Township Perry Township Perry Township Perry Township Perry Township Perry Township Perry Township Perry Township Perry Township High High High High High High High High High .............. High High High High 9-Alumnae. ., 10-Alumnae.. 14- Redstone Township High Connellsvillc, 7--Ellsworth ,.,.,, -Belle Vernon 10-Ellsworth ,.... --Redstone ,,.... -Centervi!le... 3-Belle Vernon Alumnae ....... I 6-Centerville. . , --Conntllsvillc Perry Perry Perry Perry Perry Perry Perry Perry Perry Perry Perry Perry Perry Perry Perry Perry Perry Perry Perry Perry Perry Perry lk-rry 'Bovs' BASKETBALL TEAM . ' Boys' Basketball Schedule Township High Township High. .i ,....,,... . Township High ...,.,......,. Township High Township High Township High Township High Township High Township High Township High Township High Township High Township High Township High Township High Township High Township High Township High Township High Township High Township High Township High Township High 'jisfffff 'jig 48-Centerville ...... ......... 2 0 31-Alumnus ...... ..,...... 2 7 7 O-B rownsvilile ,,.....,. ...... 1 0 28- 19- Connellsville ..,.,.. ......... All Collegians .......,................ 50 26 5 l-Centerville ............................ 1 1 25-Dunbar Township High ...... 2l 47-Ellsworth ....,.,....................,.... 20 22-West Newton ........................ I3 I 5-Ellsworth .,,............................. 24 19-Redstone Township High ..25 39-West Newton .....,..........,.....,. S 34-Belle Vernon ,.,,,,................,... 18 3 l-Fredericktown Jrs. ..... ...... l 3 34-Fredericktown ,......... ......... 2 4 25-Brownsville .......,...... . .... 23 34-Fredericktown Jrs. .............. 2 3 7-Fredericktown ...,.......,,....,.... 12 18-Dunbar Township High ...... 17 ZS-Republic High ...,.. .............. I 7 26-Mt. Pleasant High ,...........,. I4 24-Connellsville .........,.... ...... l 3 33-Scottdale ,.,.............. ...... 2 1 X x ai .we 5552 'v 1... Autobiography of a Basketball Hello, Friends, I am a basketball and I doubt very seriously if any of you have as many relatives as I have, for I have thousands of brothers and sisters besides sevsral million cousins, whose family names are baseball and football. I am round and plump and my shape is always the same, for when I become a little bit crooked I have more air pumped into me and my laces tightened by Mr. John Blair, who takes very good care of me indeed. Mly pet ambition Cwhich is fulfilled oftenj is to be in a good game on Perry's BOOT, where I always do my best to get into the Perry boys' hands, and I usually succeed. Whenever I get into one of our boy's hands, the fans all yell. I don't know whether they are yelling for me or for the lucky boy. What makes me sick at heart is to get into the hands of one of the op- posing players. However, I sure do feel good when Don or Primus stops the boy from shoot- ing. I always used to hold my breath in sus- pense when Stiff pitched me from the foul line, but lately I drop through so aften that I breathe more easily. I like to play with the girls' team because they treat me so kindly, never cuss me or slam me on the floor, but handle me as though they loved me. Let me tell you, those pretty forwards of Perry sure can shoot and play the old game while the center and guards are also right on the job. I do like to go on the trips which we take for we always have a good time. I always have a good ride in either the train or cars, but I like the cars better as those garage fellows sure are good drivers. Another thing I like about the cars is the excellent music made by the players. A11 in all I have a fine life. Of course the Freshies treat me roughly at the start of each year, but they soon learn to handle me better. These, dear friend, are the things I do and I hope I go through the ring many times again this year for the benefit of all you loyal fans. Our Teams We have two teams Of which we are proud, When we speak of them Our praises are loud. The captains we have Are Ethel and Howd. Star forwards are they It must be allowed. The managers are Grace Byers and John Blair And when they play, The crowd does stare. Lulu's a forward, Like Willard and Ray, Who we all agree Can surely play. Two Sarahs and Bert Don, Les and Prim, Always play guard With lots of vim. At centers we have Maude, Ruth or Fred, About whose playing Much has been said. We've given their names But 'tis very brief Their heoric deeds Need a bas-relief. FOOTBALL Through the efforts of Mr. Lucas and Mr. Kutz, Perryopolis, alter along layoff, took up the universal sport of football. The coach, Martin, showed his ability as a coach by building up a good team from a bunch of boys who knew nothing of the game. The boys, how- ever, should also be praised for their hard el- lorts. Although we only won one game, the three others were close and we showed constant improvement as we gained experience. The team should be stronger next year as only two players were lost by graduation andthe strong- est members of the team were nnderdassmen. Another bright outlook is that there is some promisiug material in the Junior High. Next year we should be able to cope with any team in this vieiuity. JUNIOR HIGH There was a time when a distinct gap he- tween the grades and the High School existed, but we are glad to say that this is fast disappear- ing. One thing that leads to this improvement is the union chapel service, for this brings the pupils in closer touch with the spirit of the High School. Here they, too, have a part in our ae- tivities when we rejoice over victories and they are strong rooters for Perry High at all games lexeept when the grades play the Freshmenj. We are glad to note, too, that not only does it develop their spirit in athletics but it also leads to a higher standard of scholastic work. Eager to become regular members of the High School they put forth their best efforts and the results are clearly evident. No doubt the time will come when the seventh and eighth grades of all the schools of the township will be united and we will then have a complete Junior High. So here's to the junior High. May you ever work with zest and become for dear old Perry students of the very best. The Knockefs Prayer Lord, please dou't let this town grow. I've been here for many years, and during that time I have fought every pub- lic improvement. I've knocked everything and everybody. No firm or individual has established a business here without my doing all I could to put them out of business. I've lied about them, and would have stolen from them if I had had the cour- age. I am against building a new school building, even though I pay no taxes. I am against the electric light franchise be- ing granted to George Booster, George Washington or jim Tom. It pains me, O Lord, to see that, in spite of my knocking, the town is growing. Then, too, more people might come here, which would cause me to lose some of my pull. I ask, there- fore, to keep this town at a standstill. that I may be one of the chiefs. Amen! -Exchange. Modern Mother Mary and Milt went out to play, Into the woods together My love, she sighed, let us elide, Onr parting from each other. Perry had a little team And Howard was its captain, And everywhere that team did go You never found it nappin'. Sarah had some candy, The best that she could buy And when the teacher turned her back, She ate it on the sly. It made the pupils envy her, To see her eating thus, And naturally when she took a piece They at once put up a fuss. She passed it to the Senior Class, Then the Juniors ate with glee, But Mr. Lucas happened in And in deportment she got C . Rock-a-by Senior on a tree top, As long as you study the cradle will rock, But if you quit digging the cradle will all And down will come grades, diplomas and all. Stiff and Jeff went up the stairs, Carrying the Jasket-Ball, But great was their surprise and joy, To hear their sweethearts call, At this eventful moment, Those lads forgot their cares But instead of acting manly They came tumbling down the stairs. Goose Rhymes Little John Blair Sat in achair ' Dreaming of girls he could catch, But before he awoke, The girls did elope And John was left an old batch. Hush, hush, Mr. Edwards, In the back seat When Mr. Lucas comes 'long Twill not be so sweet. John you look so stunning, I think I'll go a hunting And see if I can find a pair Of goloshes like the ones you wear. John Blair, please get an ad Or our Petojuan will look quite bad, Please get some pep and get out of hed And we'll have less worries Heaped on our heads. Ray, Ray, the Preacher's son, Looked at a girl and began to rnn, He ran long, he ran wide, ' But she was ever at his side.. Sarah and Willard You will find To be two of a different kind Willard is thin, and Sarah fat, But she always sits on Willard's lap. Were Edison's Questions Any Worse Than These P Noting Edison's success in asking questions the faculty is inspired. The following are ex- amples of what may be expected in final exams. LATIN-Does a Latin case ever get serious? If so, when? Did Caesar ever use a pony? If so, should you follow his example? MATHEMATICS-What do you let LXD equal when you go to the drinking fountain and there isn't any water there'? When you square dance do you make a circle or a parallelogram? HISTORY-If you make a date, does it go down in history? Who appreciates a chaperone? If Lenine and Trotsky come to America will Uncle Sam change Hughes? If this is Perry and Perry discovered the North Pole, are we Eskimos? ENGLISH-Spell all the words in the dic- tionary backwards. If Tennyson, the Longfellow, Burns in Twain Shakespeare should we Hale the Porter and inquire Where the Dickens did Hugo? Should you scan your theme before you make the outline? SCIENCE-Should you experiment with the girl's curls in front of you? Is a chicken dressed when you remove its feathers? If you had a dog with a fur coat, would you borrow it when you went away? If you plant sweet potatoes and they come up sour grapes did you plant them in the wrong time of the moon? FRENCH-If your neighbor adds an s to the past participle when he forms the Past Indelinite, should you do the same? If you talk French, will your cotton gloves turn to French Kid? ATHLETICS-Does the basket-ball QBawlJ when the opponents makes a score? If you miss the basket when you throw a foul, are you a foul shooter? If you swallow your lunch in order to play basket-ball, will you become athletic or dys- peptic? VV hen I I know you, Mistress Nature, I know your mysterious way. OI' teasing, tempting me To run out side and play. 2 Your call is like the lark, Your smile is tempting too, Your hand upon n1y han' I feel lint l'll not come to you. ature Calls 5 3 For I've a school boy's conscience A terrible and fearsome thing, That holds me down to desk and book. And blinds me to the spring. 4 But mark yon, Mistress Nature. My work it will he done Perhaps an hour before The bedtime of the sun. Then will I chase and catch you And hand in hand u'e'll skip Till I can manage to escape From your enticing grip Leading Debate Questions of Perry High ESOLVEDC That teachers should be excused from duty four days out ofthe week. IsT AFF.-SARAH GRAHAM. IST PT.-I could eat all of my candy when I wanted to. .END-'-lxly classmates could eat some of my candy when they wanted to. ZND AFP-FRED EDWARDS. IsT PT.-Chewing gum helps my digestion. A-After breakfast. B.-eAfter dinner. C.-But my digestive organs do not require it after the evening meal. lsr. NEG.-GRACE Coen. IST PT.-Forbidden Fruit tastes lmetter when there is some one watching. A.-An apple. B Nlore 1 u It .-I' L1 p ZND NEG.-JIM NVILSON. IST.-I wouldn't know what to do if the teacher did not tell me not to talk. IND.--Harold Pore wouldn't know what to do il' the teacher did not tell him not to talk. SRD.-Primus the End wouldn't know what to do if the teacher did not tell him not to talk. Esou, Eng That pupils should he permitted the hall. II. R ' to loaf in IST Arr.-M.uw BOYD. IST PT.-I could talk to the boys all I wan- ted to. A.-RAYMOND FORGIE. B.1FRED EDVVARDS. ZND AFF.-BESSIE KNOX. IST. PT.-I could drink enough water in the morning to last me until noon. ' ZND PT.-I could drink enough water at noon to last me until 3:30. lsr NEG.-MR. LUCAS. IST PT.-It would jar my nerves to sit in the oliiee and listen to the talk. A.-It is so loud. B.--It is so silly. 2No NEG.-Mu.ToN Lucia. IST PT.--I can not drink when the girls arc standing around the fountain. A.-It makes my heart heat too fast. ITEMS or 1N'1'r1Rr1s'1' FROM THE PRRRYOPOLIS PRESS . MAY 27th. I930 Enrroa-Rouen Hrxsnrmuon Assr Emron-ALBERT GRIGLAK OFFICE-Main Street, opposite Da vid- son's Hotel. 1000 Copies Sold Daily POLICE PATROL COUNTRY Chief of Police, Howard Edwards, has been patroling the city of Perryopolis and surrounding districts for Miss Ethel Larson, whose mysterious disappearance was brought to the notice of the police yesterday. It has been thought that foul means are being used by a number of persons desiring to have a portion of Miss Larson's wealth. No etlorts will be spared by the Chief of Police to solve this baffling mystery. H. S. CAMPUS-HARBOR FOR AEROPLANES The campus of the H. S. will be a harbor for aeroplanes, making a trans-U. S. trip once a day and a trans-ocean trip once a week. BANK STARTS NEW RECORD After the iirst of the year Penyopolis Bank will pay ZCQ interest on all savings accounts. AUTOMOBILE HITS STREET CAR Last night at eight-thirty an automobile bumped into a street car at the crossing on Main Street, resulting in the injury of two men, the conductor, Mr. Primus Rankie and Brakemau, Mr. james Wilson. The owner of the Ford, Mr. Vlfillard Coldren, was uninjured. We are glad to note too, that the Ford suffered no dam- ages, as it was one of Ford's latest paper machines. ROBBERY Liberty Lunch Room was robbed last night, the robbers obtaining a half-dozen pies, a bottle of pop, and 563.88 in cash. WASHINGTON RUN PURCHASES NEW LOCOMOTIVE The Washington Run Railroad has pur- chased a new electric locomotive which guaran- tees perfect comfort in transporting the passen- gers to Layton. We shall enjoy the comfort. but we will certainly miss the old time jerks. The Perryopolis Press l f'01Ilsl'l1'l'lGd FORMER H. S. BOY GIVES ENTER- TAINMENT IN H. S. AUDITORIUM The Edward's Symphony Orchestra from NVhitsett under the direction of Mr. Fred Ed- wards gave a most original programme in the Auditorium on Friday evening. Accompany- ing this band was the famous soloist, Signorina Squallini, who most tonchingly sang Ten Min- utes To Beat It. SOCIETY Minister john C. Blair will take his place next Sunday at the Christian Church. Subject for the evening, Have VVe Advanced? Mr. and Mrs. Paul O. Luce are visiting in town. Mrs. Luce was Formerly Miss Grace Byers. Miss Sarah Graham is home from Alaska where she has been for several months teaching Domestic Science. VV e apologize for calling her Miss but as she married an Eskimo we cannot spell his name. b if I Miss Lulu Griglak is now gathering items in Layton for the Perryopolis Press. Mr. and Mrs. Harold Pore very pleasantly entertained Friday evening in honor of Mrs. Pore's brother, Mr. NValter Murphy. Miss Lida W'illey and Miss Grace Cope have opened a School of Dancing at Snipe Town. MARRIAGE LICENSES Ruth Piersol, Star Junction, Pa. Donald Hamilton, Layton, Pa. Helen Davis, Star Junction, Pa. August Freeda, VVhitsett, Pa. Grace Bryan, Perryopolis, Pa. Robert Thrasher, Star junction, Pa. Marion Faupel, Layton, Pa. James Swartz, Perryopolis, R. F. D. COURT NEWS May 25+Divorce granted to Bennett jones and Margaret Krush Jones. May 26-Divorce granted to Thos. Craw- ford and Mildred Powell Crawford. Howard Edwards to His Friend Sara Blair Sweet and fair is she, The busy little bee, XVho from her country home, Comes, but not nloue, MY Sara. Her voice is like the breeze, That blows among thc trees, It whispers sol' t and low, To only those who know, MY Sara. Her eyes are like the chestnuts, Which i11 Autumn fall, And when I see her walking How I wish to call, MY Sara. PERRY'S MUSEUM CLoeated In Upper Hallwayl Mildred's powder puff Bennette Jones' mirror Margaret Stickel's nail tile Leland Keffer's foot-ball outfit Primus Rankie's shoes Maude Lep1ey's chewing gum The H. S. Songbooks The key to the office ' The drinking fountain The spoons ieft from parties Mr. Lueas's gong Ruth Piersol's practice middy Don Hamilton's string tie Howard Edward's tardy marks The Chapel March John Blair's unalarmable alarm clock The Quartette's picture BARGAIN SALE AT HIGH SCHOOL OFFICE 8:30-4:30 COME EARLY AND AVOID THE RUSH Hour Sale 8:30-9:30 Two hair pins with bumps slightly bent, price each. 98 Powder Puffs, all sizes. Colors, black pink'aud a few white. Price Sc to 25c, accord' ing to color. Looking glass in three pieces, sold cheap for the owner does not want to have bad luck. 9:30-10:30-Basket ball equipment. Girls' unclaimed bloomers. All sizes and all colors, 9Sc up, according to size. Basket-ball Shoes, sizes 4-12, for both boys and girls. Worn out Basket-balls for children, 89c. A pair of Overshoes as good as new, only thc bottoms are out. Could be used for basket- ball shoes. Price 47c. 10.30-l L30-Do your Xmas shopping early. Children's playthings. just received, a large stack from the Freshmen rooms. Reasonable prices. ll.30-12.30--Three sticks of chewing gum which have just been chewed for ten minutes. Very fresh. One-half cent each. Twenty wads kept in a sanitary place under Fred Edwarcl's desk. Four sticks in a wad. One cent each. Apple cores and delicate chicken food, 40c a peck. ll.30-1.30--Musical Instruments A base drum, one side slightly torn, but could easily be repaired, 52.98. A first-class fiddle, tobacco box body and pine wood neck with one string. Will make price to accommodate buyer. L30-2.30-Humorous poems, Don Hamil- ton. Smiles and giggles, Sarah Graham. Funny pictures-Norman Henning. Va- rious prices. 2.30-3.30 - Miscellaneous - Bird houses, members of the Freshmen Class. Straight ones cheap, and crooked ones cheaper. Tempers-Very hot and can still be used, guaranteed not to cool. Prices vary with tem- perature. Mr. Jarley's winder guaranteed to wind any one up in the l,Vorld. Wind 'em up John 3:30-4:30-Surplus knowledge of Senior Class will be disposed of at public auction. NOTICE I-Prize package ofused text books will be given with every article sold. Ode to Drinking Fountain I To you, dear one, we owe so much, Y ou've been our constant friend, Yon've soothed us in our frequent thirst From beginning of day until end. ll Olt times in the very midst of class, We were inclined to think, How nice 'twonld be to move about, And to come to you to drink. Modern Mother Goose Rhymes Don, Don, a Layton son, Stole a kiss and away l1e run, Ethel turned red, but shook her head, Come here and put it back she said Try, NVillard, try Shoot a goal for Perry High And tell the boys 'twas just like pie, Basket-ball, Basket-ball Where have you been? I'vc been to West Newton To look at their team Basket-ball, Basket-ball What did you there? I frightened them all. sir 'Till their hair stood in air . Dntch Henning is a pretty boy With cheeks just like a rose He likes to be an artist When a pretty girl will pose Little Hannah Harris NVas sitting in her seat - Along came a little mouse And played around her feet. I'n1 the unluckiest fellow that walks, I dou't seem to have any luck at all For of all the girls that I look at, None but the fat ones fall. -John B. Ill And when we look out in the hall, It really is a shame. For when excuse must be made, You are the one we blame. IV And though you're seldom very clean, From you we'll never shrink, lf you will kindly furnish, All the water we can drink. One day in Economy Class Mr. Lucas ex- plained that it was the custom in some countries to smack your lips and make a great noise while eating to show that you appreciated the food. Mary, hearing Mildred chewing her gum furiously, NVhy are you chewing so hard, Mil- dred?'l . Mildred, Oh, I was just showing my appre- ciation if Miss Reed, Cone morning when it was four below zerol Norman, why werenit you at chapel?'i Norman H. My feet was too cold john to Howard, on the basket-ball floor after Howard had accidently pushed john in the ,mid section with his knees, Good-night Stiff, keep your knees on the floor. In Chemistry Class one day the class had the process of making bread explained, Mr. Mar- tin ealled on several girls to tell him how bread was made but no one replied. He looked rather surprised and then called on Willard who quickly responded in full detail. So if you are looking for a Chef call on Willard. Miss Reed, to Freshman who is studying Figures of Speech Steve, give an example of Metonomy A Steve, The ball is mightier than an apple THE BUS Listen, dear friencls And you shall hear Of the bus that we ride in To school this year First it was a Packard And then it was a sled But now into a Ford wc're packed Till wc are almost dead. It rattles and it jumps As we ride along the way It strikes so many bumps That our hair is turning gray. ln fact it hasn't any brake And sometimes cannot stop So should it land us in the lake Plcase tell our Mom and Pop XV l1A'l' RELATION ARE THEY? S0 interested is the present Senior Class in the present Freshman Class that we felt under obligations to trace the relationship between the two classes, should a marriage take place. If Walter Larson marries Sara Blair and Sara Blair is John Blair's neice and John Blair marries Lorraine Garee and Lorraine Garee is James Swartz's cousin, james Swartz marries Vannelia Hamilton and Vannelia Hamilton is Donald H'amilton's sister, Donald Hamilton jarries Maude Lepely and Maude Lepely is Marion Faupel's cousin, Marion Faupel marries Robert Thrasher and Robert Thrasher is Robert Baughman's cousin, Robert Baughman marries Ethel Davis and Ethel Davis is Helen Davis' sister, Helen Davis marries Albert Griglak and Albert Griglak is Lulu Griglal-Us brother, Lulu Griglak marries Charles Blair. what relation is Charles Blair to john Blair? RECORD OF A DAY BY MINUTES 7 230-Layton kids leave for Perry. S : I5-Layton Girls arrive. 1.- 5.25-Mr. Lucas on sentinel duty in hall. S:55-All take last lingering look out the window. S :SS-Stih' pulls into the school house. S160-lvillard can be seen coming along the road. 9:02-Sing No. 22 7, Come Thou Almighty King 9:03-Noise in Chapel, john Blair walks lu. 9:07--Miss Reeves bawls some one out in chapel. NVonder who it is this time. 9:1 1- Are there any announcements? 9: 13-Mr. Lucas makes an announcement. 9:14-Mr. Lucas investigates to see il' all the pupils are in chapel. Vifillard marches up to march down with last line. CIOC-Q. olTl 9:15--Sing No. I I3 The Capital Ship QAlbert Griglak's seleetionj 9:20-Bell rings, French period. 9:21-Miss Reed greets her French class: Bonjour, mes eleves, savez-vous votre francais, nujourd' hui? 9:30-John Blair answers the phone, Peeps in Frenchman room to see his girl friend. 9:45-Lulu Griglak gets a drink. 9:46-Bessie Knox gets a drink. 9:47-Milton Luce gets a drink. 9:48-Norman Henning gets a drink. 9:49-Ruth Sisley gets a drink. 9:50-All drunk. l0.27-john Blair answers phone. Takes another look in Freshman room. l0:3l-Don looks at Ethel. l0:32-Ethel looks at Don. I0:33-Both look at each other. 10:36-Sarah and XVillard ditto for past three minutes. I l :00-Grace Byers goes to the hank. l 1:02-John Blair goes to sleep. l l :45-All become hungry. Fred and Don take a bite. I l ZSOQGOIIQ' sounds, john awakens. Thinks it's the telephone. l2:00-Eat! Cram! Swallow ! 12:01-Girls upstairs ready Qalmostl for basket-ball. l2:Ol-Boys watch girls play basket-ball IZ:-l5-Gong sounds. Mr. Martin says, One More Basket 12:55-Girls start to dress. l:0l-Girls late. 1092 oil. Too bad, it was really Mr. 1N'IE1l'tlll,S fault. I :l6-Sarah Graham gives Ethel Larson some of her candy for her peanuts. l:l7-Midge powders her nose. 1:18--Grace's tum next. l :30--l 245-1N'13l'gflI'0t Krush stands on the iloor for Mr. Martin. l 147--Steve Zackal liles his nails. l :49-Robert Baughman combs his hair. I 253--John Wolf chews his gum. 1:56-August Freeda gets thirsty. 2:35-First gong rings. 2 140-SQCOIIL1 gong rings. Freshmen get in line. 2:-l-3-Freshmen still in line, Mr. Martin prepares to leave room. 3:13-Everybody listening for gong. Boys want to play Basket-hall. Girls want to go to 3:15-Still listening. 3 225-Still listening. 3 1.10-GOHQ' sounds. Docs. Rise, Pass. 5 . + ,L L Wlieri VV e VV ere Freshmen How dear to my heart, When l was il Freshman, Are those days ol long ago. When a greenie l came to this sehool so large. Au im-pudent th'ng I know. At first it was easy and all went nice, Till a day when our doom was set, For the Juniors and Seniors who held the dice Intended our fate should be met. We were timid, shy, nearly seared to tits, At the things we thought they'd do, li resisted, we knew they'd use their mits, So we waited there, oh, so blue, Six to one was the way they did it, They gave us a trimming right We did not resist but had to submit .And thus did we save a fightl If the way to proceed had been left to us XVe would eertainlv have mowed them Could wzillop the Juniors all over the town. The lessons were hard, we were imposed upon, By the faculty and students too, Diseouraged, downeast, we were tramp- led upon, lt seemed as though they'd ne'er get through Vile were shunned, detested, like a raging disease, That was sweeping over the land, Although sometimes we plebs they'd tease And judge concerning our stand, Xvhen a party was held in the banquet hall XVe were like a ship at sea, No one to help us, no one to call, For we were bashf ul as we could be. At last came the day when no longer we were Small objects at whom teachers pointed, down D v We received our report cards and Sopho- . . . l' or some huskies we had who without any mores became hiss And no one appeared disappointed. . X in 'S .1 vu L Notes Collected by the Faculty Carus Charles: Say, kid, I jist can't git that secund sentense in latin. I'm fraid of Cutz. I'll tell u what i'll do, i'll give all my Algebra queastions if u let me git one peep at that sentanse. Cum Amat, I-IARRIET. Dear Fred: Oome out to the fountain as soon as school is out at dinnertime, I want to tell you something IVIARY Boro. Dear Mary: I am just aching to know what you have to tell me but I am so hungry I will have to eat. FRED. P. S. I am sending Ray in my place. P. S. Ray is hungry too. Dear Sarah: Please write notes to me instead ol' talking. Mr. Lucas can't call us down then. Yours in secret, WILLARD. P, S. If you want to you can wrap a piece of candy in the note, it will make it all the sweeter. Your Willy. Dear Alma: Please don't laugh when I winkat you, it takes my mind off my Latin. NORMAN HENNING. Dear Mildred: Please pass your powder across the isle, I forgot to powder this morning and my nose is shiny. JOHN BLAIR Hello Milton: I am glad I sit in the front seat, for then I can see your smiling face across the hall. I have chewed all the gum you gave me and am now ready for another package. Your best girl, MARY. P. S. Don't let on you like me when we mcet in the hall, for you'll always he my best beau. , :sk 5 n l Psrojvlw Sure STAFF The Petojuan Staff is made up this year Of Seniors strong and Juniors dear. The Editor is NVillarcl who works all the time, The Assistant is Ethel who stops not to dine, We like to give praise where praise is due So right here we mention Miss Reed too. The Business liflanagers are Howard and john, While Athletics are handled by Sara anal Don, The Calendar dates are looked up by Ray While Grace writes soeial activities so gay, Sarah Graham tends to the jokes we know. If red makes the Cartoons without any show Literary work is tended to by Ruth And eouldu't be done better to tell the truth. These, dear friends, are the members of the stall. Anil when you reall about them, please mlou't laugh. CHRONICLE SEPTEMBER STH-Freshmen by the dozens. Lots of boysi Looks as though the Jun- iors and Seniors will have their hands full to initiate them. . - SEPTEMBER 6TH-Neither books nor room for the Freshies. Half day sessions. Upper classmen wish they were Freshies. I SEPTEMBER 7THi1VIl . Lucas makes a speech i11 chapel. Doesn't want -to lay down rules, but expects everyone to be orderly and obedient. SEPTEMBER STH-Sophomores renew h their acquaintance with Latin by meeting Cae- sar. Don't ask them what they thinkof lt. , SEPTEMBER 9TH-One week gone. Only eight more months and three weeks left until school is out. SEPTEMBER 12TH-New, teachers getting ac- quainted with pupils. Don't know names so call every one W'illiam or Grace. SEPTEMBER 13TH-Unlucky day, Miss Reed is very cranky. 1 SEPTEMBER HTH-Stage whisper in every room, Are you going to the Dawson Fair to-morrow ? SEPTEMBER l5TH'-DEIWSOII Fair. What was the use of having school, Mr. Lucas? Nobody here anyhow. SEPTEMBER l6'rl-I-The day after. SEPTEMBER 19TH-9:20-New schedule, l:00 o'clock schedule again changed. SEPTEMBER 2011-I-Kutz arrives from Whit- sett. Welcome to Perry High, Mr. Kutz. SEPTEMBER 2ls'r-Foot-ball organized. SEPTEMBER 22-John Blair late for first time SEPTEMBER 23-La Poe visits us and makes n talk in chapel. SEPTEMBER 26TH-Philo--Thesian OHTCCFS Q elected. ' ' . SEPTEMBER 27TH1Ff6SilmCl1 draw slips, Main question, f'Are you a Philo or a Thesian? T SEPTEMBER 28TH-Freshmen shoes are shrin- king. Boys go in their bare feet. Did the Freshmen want to, or did the upper calssmen demand it? SEPTEMBER 29TH-The ones who escaped initiations got it today. Miss Reed ab- sent. Not initiation, but ptomaine poison. SEPTEMBER '30'rx-I-Freshman reception. May your life be as sweet as the Freshies, 'Family Aid we drank. OCTOBER SRD-Quartette organized and sing a song in chapel. ' OCTOBER 4TH-Freshmen A move to attic. OCTOBER STH-Mr. Martin kills and dresses a chicken. A very silent afternoon was spent, especially during the departure of the chicken. OCTOBER 6'rx-x-Sale of Lyceum tickets starts Buy one from rne. OCTOBER 7TH-Mr. YVeimer nails down seats in Senior room. Boys take them up. Oh, ,you wicked boys.! OCTOBER 10TH--Mr. Lucas conducts chapel Announces special feature for each mom- ing in chapel. OCTOBER ll'm-First special feature. Wil- lard gives a news report. OCTOBER 12TH-Secondspecial feature, Boys Quartette. Next time please face the audience. We really donlt think you're so bad looking. OCTOBER l3'rl-I-Third special feature. Sara Blair plays a solo. sl-- CHRONICLE CT0llf1i1I1lf?d OCTOBER l4Tl-I - First Thesian Literary. Freshmen, this is the way the Juniors and Seniors do it. - OCTOBER l7'rx-I-First Lyceum Number. OCTOBER ISTH--Juniors dislike Physics, so Mr. Lucas substitutes Chemistry. OCTOBER 19TH-Juniors delighted. OCTOBER 20TH-Not so delighted. OCTOBER 2ls'r-Less delighted. OCTOBER 24TH-News reaches Perry that Mr. La Poe is married to our former music in- structor, Mary E. Gilpin. OCTOBER 25TH-Hallowe'en parties start, Methodist entertainment in Auditorium. OCTOBER 2611-I-Grangers hold Hallowe'en party. OCTOBER 27TH-Freshmen give Hallowe'en party. We have a full panorama of lift. OCTOBER 28TH--School keeps but oh the les- sons. Hallowe'en comes but once a year. V Phil0 Literary Program. OCTOBER 3 lsr-Month ends, but report cards Missing. NOVEMBER ls'r-Mr. Lucas gives lecture in chapel, Don't run around in halls and don't wash hands at the drinking foun- tain, and a lot of other dont's. A good subject for this lecture would have been llD0nltlY NOVEMBER 2ND J0hl'l Blair late for the I7th time this year. . NOVEMBER SRD- Game scheduled with Marion to-morrow. Wonder if she'Il come this time. NOVEMBER 4-TH-Perry walks away with Marion. NOVEMBER 7TH-Unlucky day. It stormed outside and the teachers did too. NOVEMBER STH-Basket-ball practice starts. NOVEMBER 911-1-Mr. Lucas prepares to go to Harrisburg. No one knows it until the next day. NOVEMBER 10TH-Mr. Lucas leaves for Har- risburg NOVEMBER llTH- Armistice Day. Cele- brated it by living peaceably with every- body. Judge Alden speaks in evening. NOVEMBER l4'rH-Basket-ball practice be- gms. NOVEMBER l5'rI-I-Girls given 15 minutes to dress. NOVEMBER l6'r1-I-Got in on time Ceverybody wore oxfordsj. NOVEMBER l7TH-'Play foot-ball with Cen- terville. Nothing like ringers to help you out, Centerville. NOVEMBER l8'rH-All students save their pennies. Big attraction. Show opens T hanksgiving. NOVEMBER 2ls1L-Mr. Lucas looks into our desks and to his utter surprise finds candy in some of them. NOVEMBER 22ND-Day before vacation. Sophomores are given two chapters of Caesar to translate during vacation. NOVEMBER 23RD-Eat little so we can eat much to-morrow. NOVEMBER 2811-I-Finish Foot-ball, looking forward to Basket-ball. NOVEMBER 29TH-New Basket-ball suits arrive. NOVEMBER 30TH-Mr. Lucas explains the l0'jfQ, off method. DECEMBER IST-Chairs down in Chapel. What a relief! CH RON ICLE Continued DECEMBER 2Nn-John Timsik names the dairy products and includes eggs. DECEMBER SRD-Boys play Centerville, score 48-20 in our favor. Girls defeat Red- stone, score 17-8. DECEMBER STH-Cheney Concert Co. DECEMBER 6TH-Danger, G0 Slow, Steps have been oiled. DECEMBER 7TH-Start practice for Xmas play. DECEMBER STP-Snowed. DECEMBER 9TH-Boys and Girls play P. F. S. Aluxrni. Girls score I3-9. in favcr of Alumnae. Bovs score 31-27, favor of Perryopoli: High School Boys. DECEMBER 12TH--An absent minded bunch. DECEMBERISTH-Girls quintette sing in chapel. DECEMBER l-ith-French vocabulary review. Glad there were no visitors. DECEMBER 15TH-More ulzy practice. Work ing hard for Brownsville game. DECEMBER l6TH- Grade practice, play prac- tice, basket-ball, Auditorium full at all times. Boys play Brownsville, 70-I0 favor Pen'y. DECEMBER l7'rH-Boys play Connellsville, Score 50-28. You know who won. DECEMBER l9'rH-Miss Reed's mother visits us, Jarley lVax Works and Aunt Dinah's Cooking Class given in eve- ning Wind 'em up, John DECEMBER 20TH-Mr. Lucas' comments on the report of the Connellsville game and the Courier. He says Connellsville has nothing to say. She draws her impor- tance from being located on the same river as Layton DECEMBER 2lsT-Xmas Party, Santa Claus appears. DECEMBER ZZND-Everyone looks and acts like the morning after the night before. Faculty solemnly vow this is 'the last partyqin the middle of the week. ' DECEMBER 23RD - Play the Collegians, Girls defeat Alumnae I0-9, Hurrah for vacation! Receive two months' ' report cards. Nice Xmas gift. - J v JANUARY ZND-Everyone must be making resolutions for they aren't doing anything e se. f A JANUARY SRD'-XX73tCh your language on the Basket-Ball floor. JANUARY 4TH-Norman King develops a sore oot. - P JANUARY STH-Writing notes in the Fresh- gnan hobby. They are flying tlflck and ast. JANUARY 6TH-Boys play Centerville on Centerville's floor, Score 5 l-ll in our favor. A crowd of girls go over in bus to see boys play. Did they all expect to go in the bus? How about it Don? JANUARY 7TH-Girls play Connellsville. Tho we were defeated we thot they were a fine bunch. Boys defeat Dunbar on Dunbar iloor. Score 26-21. S. Platt Jones gives a humorous lecture in H. S. Auditorium. JANUARY 9TH-Try to yell in Chapel, but no one -seems to be in harmony. JANUARY IOTH-Juniors and Seniors decide to publish an annual this year. V JANUARY 11TH-New book cases arrive. All books moved. JANUARY 1211-I-The most honorable staff is - elected to-day. ea be -' C HRONICLR K 70l1t'i'n14 cd JANUARY 13TH-Boys and Girls both play Ellsworth Girls are clefenterl but the boys win. JANUARY 16TH-Philo-Thesian Petojuan con- test starts. Losing society are to set up u feed. JANUARY 17TH - Thesians 6Sg Philos 57. Freshmen select motto, many vote for Green, but Growing. How suitable it would have been! JANUARY l8THiThESi3llS IIS, Philos S9. Pep meetings held and enthusiam aroused when spechcs are made. XVillard informs the rest of the Thesians, Its all right to help the school but we must beat the Philos JANUARY 19TH-Pep meetings have big effect, Thesians 140, Philos 125. JANUARY 20TH-L8St day of Contest, Philos 19-1, Thesians 190. Philos yell VVhen do we eat? Boys defeat YVest Newton, Score 22-13. Don celebrates by break- ing a plate glass door. Girls defeat Belle Vernon 20-1. JANUARY 23RD-Tomorrow we get our pic- tures taken,. JAN UARY 24-Picture day. Boys appear with V hair cut, girls appear with extra hair. JANUARY 25TH-More pictures, All ready now, direct your eyes right here, Now sit still for this is to be a time exposure JANUARY 26TH-Peace once again. Nothing Q to disturb the regular routine, JANUARY 27TH-Both teams go to Ellsworth. Did you ever see such a hole to play in? JANUARY 30TH -JOhil Blair on time to-day. JANUARY 3 IST-Proofs received. We realize how good looking we really are. FEBRUARY lsr-Thesian refreshment Com- mittee meet. Decide to give Philos a feed. FEBRUARY QND-Margaret Stahl entertains us by giving John Drinkwater's Abra- ham Lincoln FEBRUARY SRD-Philo-Thesian Party. We had some party and we all learned the first steps in dancing. Afterluneh was served the Philos said, Very good, Thcsians you played your part well. FEBRUARY 4TH--Boys and girls play Red- stone. Boys are defeated. Can scarcely stand up on the slippery dance fioor. P. H. S. girls win score 31--9. FEBRUARY 6TH-Individual pictures begin to come in. Junior and Senior slogan, Your picture is fine. I'd like to have one. FEBRUARY 7'r1-I-Howard sees how good look- ing everyone else is. Begins to wish he could see himself. FEBRUARY 8TH-Report cards again given out. Some of the Sophomores try to dic- tate to the faculty what their grades should be. One girl develops a serious pain. Lucas says its an Algebra pain. FEBRUARY 9TH-At last we are happy. We sing Smiles in Chapel. FEBRUARY 10TH-Most exciting evening of the year. Boys defeat West Newton, 39-8, Girls defeat Centerville 19-12, Phil promises the teams tive pounds of candy if they win. FEBRUARY 13TH-The candy arrives. We all think Phil is the best sport in the town. FEBRUARY 1-1-'rn-Valentine day. FEBRUARY 15TH-Tough day for the French Class. Vocabulary Review. A FEBRUARY 16TH-Girls and boys practice for week end games. FEBRUARY 17'ri-I-Annual completed. Quick work. One month. Exhausted staff. 'J 'Tis well to Q,4a'z1ertise the 'Patronizei But ,tis better to qjatronize the Q-Acivertiser ,lr R Q TWENTY YEARS In 1902 the First National Bank of Perryopolis was established ' in the heart of Perry Township Today this dependable financial institution is still rendering helpful and eflicient service to corporations, firms and individuals who recognize and appre- ciate a strong banking connection. Our facilities are cordially placed at your disposal now and for the future. C.apLtal 550,000.00 Surplus and Profits Sl72,9l4.20 CEarnedJ FIRST ATIONAL BANK OF PERRYOPOLIS ESTABLISHED 1902 LTNDER UNITED STATES GOVERNMENT SUPERVISION NIEMBER or FEDERAL RESERVE SYSTEM OFFICERS M. M. COCHRAN, PRESIDENT HOWARD ADAMS, FIRST VICE PRES. AND CASHIER M. E. STRAWN, VICE PRESIDENT DR. J. L. COCIIRAN, VICE PRESIDENT BENTE S. LUCE, ASSISTANT CASIIIER J. Bovn KNOX, JR. BOOKKEEPER DIRECTORS M. M. COCIIRAN M. E. STRAWN DR. J. L. Coei-IRAN HOWARD ADAMS C. T. DAVIDSON M. E. TDWNSEND HENRY' T. COCHRAN SAFETY DEPOSIT BOXES FOR RENT-53.00 PER ANNUM AND UPWARDS I'M SO GLAD WE HAD THEIR PICTURES TAKEN Photographs preserve for you the ever changing sweetness of childhood. Such vietures impart enduring joy and One never Mr. Martin: Donald, what are the pro- regrets the expenditure for a good portrait. perties of iodineyff Donald: It has a violet odor Birthday anniversaries, commencements, , H V . Mr. Martin: Where did you see that ,H and other memorable occasions should always be recorded by a photograph. Stalgzlgeg' ,,I th d. t. ,, a : n e ic ionar Your photographer accentuatcs the character Mr. Martin: W'hat didy the dictionary and richness of his work by encasing each Say? print ma folder of beauty and distinction. Donald: It Said the vapors of iodinemc violctn Ask him to show you how, O. A. Blades' Studio StarJunction, Pa. ' FOR THE BEST CANDIES, CIGARS, CIGARETTES, SOFT DRINKS TOILET ARTICLES AND STATIONERY ALSO GOODYEAR SERVICE STATION Go to W. R. SKINNER QROCERIES OF QUALITY IN SELECTING OUR GOODS, ONLY THE CHOICE BRANDS HAVE BEEN SELECTED ' THE PRODUCT OF THESE MANUFACTURERS ARE UNIVERSALLY KNOWN Their brands are household words. HEINZ PRODUCTS LILY OF THE VALLEY Canned Goods. KING MIDAS and OCCIDENT FLOUR. ARMOUR'S STAR BRAND HAM AND BACON. A Full line of Produce and Fruits. Best grades of Fresh and Salt Meats. MILLER AND MICHELIN AUTO TIRES. SAVE MONEY-Watch for Saturday Specials displayed in Grocery and Fresh Meat Departments. Quality Good 3-Right Prices-We have them. JOSEPH A. KALMA PERRYOPOLIS, PENNA. BellPhone 96 R-4, DAWSON SAM W FAZIO ELECTRIC SHOE REPAIRING First Class Work Neatly Done When Shoes Are Repaired Here they look like New Ones PERRYOPOLIS, PA. Wedding Rings SCHOOL AND CLASS RINGS Cut Glass, Watches and Jewelry Eyes Tested and Glasses Fitted ED MARTIN Jeweler and Optician Perryopolis, Pa. LUCE sg PQRE, Agents INSURANCE FIRE AUTOMOBILE RIOT AND STRIKE TORNADO MOTORCYCLE COMPENSATION PERRYOPOLIS, PENNSYLVANIA pl! X if , Vllillardz Here Ethel is a valuable Christ- mas gift Qhands her a collar buttonj. COMPLIMENTS Ethel: That's not valuable, they only OF cost a nickel lllillardz Yes, Ethel, it is valuable, in later STAR JUNCTION THEATRE life if Don gets unruly just hand him this collar button and say, Here Donald keep your Shirt on.-l W. L. Risbeck. Manager QUALITY A D PURITY ICE CREAM BRICK ICE CREAM WHOLESALE FOR AND SOCIALS, PARTIES, RETAIL ETC. SODAS AND SUNDAES J OHNSTON'S CHOCOLATES Catering to PARTICULAR People Stricklefs Confectionery Frank A. Sopala MERCHANT TAILOR Perryopolis, Pa. Suits and Overcoats Made to Order Cleaning, Pressing, Altering and Dyeing We Do Our Own Tailoring Satisfaction Guaranteed Perry Restaurant MEALS AND LUNCHES Up to date Home Cooking and Baking Boarding by the Month, Day or Week. Mrs. A. B. Robinson, Prop. Perry Cash Bargain Store You Have Tried the Others-N ow, TRY US WE SELL THE SAME GOODS FOR LESS MONEY IT IVILL PAY YOU TO COME IN AND SEE US AND GET OUR PRICES H. E. KRELL, Proprietor Q7l4ike JW Uhall ., elle Byers, quelles chnses mettez-vous sur la OVER THE TOP BARBER SHOP table aujourd' hui? fNVhat things are you putting on the table today?j Miss Reed in French Class: Mademois- An Easy Shave and up to dare Hai' Grace, responding slowly: Une assiette, Cu ts a Specialty une forchette, et une Cheval QA plate, a fork and a horsej. Children Courteously Received PERLRT GARAGE B. KLEE, Owner SAM KLEE, Mgr. GENERAL AUTOMOBILE REPAIRING WILLARD SERVICE STATION Oils, Gasoline, Tires, Tubes and Accessories wi i we C. K. STICKLE A Perry News Stand T LA FIRS C SS IWIAGAZINES SANITARY BARBER SHOP Quick Service Tonics of all Kinds EASTMAN KODAKS AND SUPPLIES Basemellt of K8l'0liCk Building SPAULDING ATHLETIC LIBRARY New Cash Grocery VVE CARRY A FULL LINE OF FANCY GROCERIES AND PRODUCE WE SOLICIT YOUR TRADE, BELIEVING WE CAN SAVE YOU MONEY Charles D. Garee, Prop. ? Y xi-3 K'f fk7f'x' x 2- . ' Q Odessa: Charles, what are you wearing S e your new cap for today? CThursday morn- C. L. MARTIN, prop. ing D Charles: Oh, I just thought I would HIGH GRADE AUTO SUPPLIES wear it over the week Qweakj end Pen-yopolis' Penna- PERR Y THEA TRB PERRYOPOLIS' ONLY MOVIE THEATRE NOTHING BUT HIGH CLASS PICTURES ARE SHOWN TO OUR PATRONS CHANGE OF BILL EVERY DAY COME AND BE CONVINCED MICHAEL KAROLICK , Manager Q I 1 .. .ng- Perry Trng Store E , . 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