Pennsylvania School of Horticulture for Women - Wise Acres Yearbook (Ambler, PA)

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AMBLER BAKING CO Whatever else you may select in your daily order of food supplies remember the two strong points about our products: THE SANITARY METHODS employed in making the goods and the STANDING INVITATION to the public to visit the plant at any time. BREAD—ROLLS—CAKES BAKERY: AMBLER, PENNA. REES C. ROBERTS Apothecary No. I Main St., AMBLER, PA.

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Since the last issue of “Wise Acres”, we have received the following exchanges and we wish to acknowledge them with thanks: Les Collines Persimmons Lasell Leaves The Irwinian The Pine Needle The Wellesley College Magazine The Simmons Quarterly The Wissahickon The Reminder The Signal The Garnet and White The Winsor Lamp The Chestnut Burr SMILES That ended it.—“I am afraid it won't fit,” she said, as she tried the ring. “That's funny,” he mused, “I never had any trouble with it before.” A Bull's Eye.—Professor-“What has been the dominant character of America’s military program up to the last three years?” Stude—“Not prepared sir,.” Professor—“Correct.” Accuracy.—“I am delighted to meet you,” said the father of the college student, shaking hands warmly with the professor. “My son took algebra from you last year, you know.” “Pardon me,” said the professor, “he was exposed to it, but he did not take it.” True Pity.—Hostess-“Doesn't it seem a shame, Mr. Jones, that this poor little lamb should have to die for us?” Mr. Jones-“Ah, yes, indeed 1 It is rather tough.” German Efficiency.—“Those Germans are certainly efficient,” said father at the breakfast table. “How so? How?” asked mother. “Why,” said father, “I see they have put the whole question of the food supply into the hands! of the Minister of the Interior.” Captious.—“Is this beef too rare for you, Mr. Simpkins?” “Well, since you ask me, Mrs. Skinner,. I would like it a little oftener.” Could Suit Her.—“Do you guarantee these colors fast?” asked the customer at the hosiery counter. “Certainly not, madam,” replied the new clerk in the fullness of his knowledge. “Black is never considered a fast color, you know, but I can show you something pretty swift in stripes.” “But I'm afraid George will think this skirt too short.” “Far from it. Man wants but little here below, nor wants that little long.” 12

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The Methods of the House of Burpee Should make a strong appeal to those who wish success with their Garden of Beauty or their Garden of Plenty. The Horticultural School for Women Has given you an insight of the proper methods to apply. Let us start you on the right road by mailing you a Copy of our Annual, and also our 40th Anniversary Supplement. Write today “lest you forget.” A post card will do. W. ATLEE BURPEE CO. Burpee Bldgs., Philadelphia CITY GARAGE L. D. MYERS Proprietor Agent for the Maxwell, Cole, Dodge and Olds-mobile Gars TAXI SERVICE Demonstrations on revest Fall Line of Accessories Gars to hire at all hours for all purposes at reasonable rates by hour or trip. Both Phones. Upholsterer, Cabinet Maker and Finisher Furniture repaired and recovered or made to order, to fit any place in your home; made right, and we beat Philadelphia houses on prices. Let us show samples of carpets, linoleums, awnings and shades; estimates furnished. A. LAPETINA 405 Batter Aye., AMBLER, PA. Keystone Phone 34x Bell Phone 26 m