Pennsylvania School of Horticulture for Women - Wise Acres Yearbook (Ambler, PA)

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Since the last issue of “Wise Acres”, we have received the following exchanges and we wish to acknowledge them with thanks: Les Collines Persimmons Lasell Leaves The Irwinian The Pine Needle The Wellesley College Magazine The Simmons Quarterly The Wissahickon The Reminder The Signal The Garnet and White The Winsor Lamp The Chestnut Burr SMILES That ended it.—“I am afraid it won't fit,” she said, as she tried the ring. “That's funny,” he mused, “I never had any trouble with it before.” A Bull's Eye.—Professor-“What has been the dominant character of America’s military program up to the last three years?” Stude—“Not prepared sir,.” Professor—“Correct.” Accuracy.—“I am delighted to meet you,” said the father of the college student, shaking hands warmly with the professor. “My son took algebra from you last year, you know.” “Pardon me,” said the professor, “he was exposed to it, but he did not take it.” True Pity.—Hostess-“Doesn't it seem a shame, Mr. Jones, that this poor little lamb should have to die for us?” Mr. Jones-“Ah, yes, indeed 1 It is rather tough.” German Efficiency.—“Those Germans are certainly efficient,” said father at the breakfast table. “How so? How?” asked mother. “Why,” said father, “I see they have put the whole question of the food supply into the hands! of the Minister of the Interior.” Captious.—“Is this beef too rare for you, Mr. Simpkins?” “Well, since you ask me, Mrs. Skinner,. I would like it a little oftener.” Could Suit Her.—“Do you guarantee these colors fast?” asked the customer at the hosiery counter. “Certainly not, madam,” replied the new clerk in the fullness of his knowledge. “Black is never considered a fast color, you know, but I can show you something pretty swift in stripes.” “But I'm afraid George will think this skirt too short.” “Far from it. Man wants but little here below, nor wants that little long.” 12

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A dancing class, under the direction of Mrs. S. Haudain Duer. manager of the Philadelphia Charity ball, was started; the students will dance for eight consecutive Monday evenings from 7.45 until 9.15. Come and join us all; The students wish to thank Miss Dock for the extremely useful Christmas present she has given the school—“The Cyclopedia of Horticulture” by L. H. Bailey. “The James River Garden Club will meet in the home of Mrs. Thomas A. Smyth on Tuesday afternoon at 3.30 o'clock. A full meeting is desired, as Miss Park Taylor a student of the Women's Horticultural School at Ambler, Pa., will give a talk. Members are asked to note the change in the day of meeting.” Times Dispatch, Richmond, Va. “S-c-h o-o-l—school of”, Johnny Carr was only in the fourth grade, so he could not spell out the words further, before the big motor truck, full of laughing girls, had switched around the corner and the sign at its rear was no longer visible. Johnny turned slowly around and perceived his brother Paul also gazing open-mouthed after the truck. “What did it say?” inquired Paul. “Some kind of a school, out for an airin', I guess. Probably an orphan asylum,” was the testy answer. Paul wished his small brother would not always expect him to know everything. It was sometimes embarrassing. Such was the case this time, for even the sixth grade, in which Paul labored, had not yet achieved the word “Horticulture” and as for knowing what it meant, Paul was utterly at a loss. But he pondered the big word as he walked on toward home, “School of Horticulture for Women”. What kind of a school was it? It surely must be a jolly place, those girls—they weren't women—certainly were having a good time. The truck was full to overflowing, a row of girls down each side and one or two in the middle, with baskets of big red cheeked apples piled in between and four girls kicking their heels over the tailboard and munching apples. Paul wouldn’t forget how good those apples looked. What a merry load it was! If Paul could have looked back half a it hour and around a few corners to the Norristown Courthouse, he would have seen the School of Horticulture for Women playing a very different part. For this gay party was returning from the annual meeting and exhibit of the Montgomery County Horticultural Society. All the afternoon they had been listening to lectures and examining specimens of fruit or insect pests. They had knowingly compared the virtues of Stayman, Hubbardson and York Imperial. They had behaved quite like a school of horticulture for women. But it is good for us to be just “girls”, at times. And it’s a question if Paul did not see the best part of the afternoon's outing, when the School of Horticulture came rolling home in their motor truck, laughing and singing ard testing their apples in a purely practical way. II

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