Pennsylvania School of Horticulture for Women - Wise Acres Yearbook (Ambler, PA)

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G.M.DECK 6CO. HOUSE FURNISHINGS AMBLER VICTOR MAYER Ladies’ and Men’s Tailor Steam Dyeing and Scouring Altering, Cleaning and Pressing. Repairing Neatly Done HEATING TINSMITHING PENNA. H. R. NIBLOCK Restaurant and Oyster House Oysters in all Styles Meals at all Hours WB MANUFACTURE ICB CREAM {W142A°e 421 Butler Avenue, Ambler, Pa. 417 Butler Avenue Both Phones AMBLER, PA.

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Senior—“Spring is here. Junior—“How do you know?” Senior—- The leaves of my book are coming out.” Axiom I—Nothing is better than a good lesson. Axiom II—A poor lession is better than nothing. Therefore: A poor lesson is better than a good one. Q.—W hat’s the first thing to turn green Professor (in zoology class) “What’s a ground hog?” Voice from the corner—“Sausage.” A city girl was taking a course in an agricultural college. After a lecture on How to Increase the Milk Flow, she rose for question. How long,” she blushinglv inquired, must one beat a cow before she will give whipped cream?” Weary Junior— 1 have been working six days and I begin to feel a little weak.” Why is it that you are always behind in your studies?” Because, if I were not behind with them I could not pursue them. A stands for Ambler, a town very noted. B stands for Botany, to which we’re devoted. C stands for Chemistry—see us turn pale! I) stands for Drawing— it’s all done ru scale. H stands for Entomology—the insect relation, F stands for Farming—a fine occupation, (I stands for Gardening—that’s more like vacation. II stands for Ilorti”—the joy of the nation. I stands for ideas—alas they are few, I stands for jokes—the old and the new, K stands for knives—we use them to graft, L stands for luncheon—a hasty repast. M stands for music—which all like to hear, X stands for names-—scientific ones, dear, () stands for onions—stewed, creamed or fried. I stands for poultry—we pick ’em alive, R stands for roads—we build them to last, S stands for summer—oh! may it come fast! T stands for trouble—which comes and which goes, U stands for us—whom everyone knows, V stands for vacation—that’s when we part. W stands for Wise-Acres—the joy of our heart. 24 Emily David

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THE FIRST NATIONAL BANK OF AMBLER, PA. J. Watson Craft E. H. Faust P re s i d eii t Y i ce - P resi den t Win. A. Davis, Cashier F. S ARNOLD Dealer in Beef, Veal, Lamb and Pork SAUSAGE, SCRAPPLE, BUTTER, EGGS AND POULTRY Fort Washington, Pa. Bell Phone r i I 0 0 1 MAY FESTIVAL! Folk Dances. Cafe Chantantc. Sale of Perennials Sale of Bird Houses and other articles made by the Students in the Carpenter Shop Sale of Preserved Fruits from the Farm Date to be Announced Later Come and Bring Your Friends School of Horticulture for Women, Ambler, Pa. JJ 8 0 m u