Pennell Institute - Whirlpool Yearbook (Gray, ME)

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THE PENNELL WHIRLPOOL 7 of these two holes and I came to a large hill; on the opposite side of the hill I discovered two small craters from which I heard, ‘We are the nose, we are the nose.” I walked a very short distance when I came to a hill shaped like a man’s upper lip. Between this hill and another hill which, I suppose, formed the lower lip, was a crater from which came the words, “You have now discovered why you can see the face on the moon. Return to earth, and, when you look up at me, remember how my resemblance to a face is formed.” To my surprise, T found I was gradually floating downward, and in a very short time I was being wheeled through the garden to the house by my nurse. I begged her to let me sit in the garden a short time and look at the moon. This made the nurse laugh. [ asked her what she was laugh- ing about and she told me I had just told her the strangest story about the moon—while I was sleeping. Myrrrie CAMPBELL, 725. Juniors are we right and strong Careful as we are each day, Useless to deny. Love our schoolroom as we may, Now I hope our twelve remain, And our schoolmates dear. I for one shall try. So we have no time to play, Order must we have, Soon will be our closing year. Rules we must obey. x aE NE. 24 “MIXED COMPOSITION.” Today Bobby was unusually uneasy. It was impossible for him to keep his mind on the theme he was writing in History. A few days ago he had been at the movies and since then the comedy seemed to be a part of Bobby also. Continuously it was in his mind. Realizing the period was nearly over, he hastily wrote the following composition: “Clumbus discovered America in 1492.) I had to laugh when he fell down on the ice. He was the only one who thought the world was round because the woman, a fat one, crossed the street and blocked the traffic. To prove it, he set sail when the cop made a mistake and got a suit-case full of snakes instead of jewelry. It is to Clumbus that we owe the discovery that when the Ford came to a hill it went around to save gasoline.

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6 THE PENNELL WHIRLPOOL ON THE MOON. The moon is round and a yellow hue, It smiles bright nights at me and you. Some day | plan to visit there, And see if I can discover air. It was a bright night. The moon was full and the sky was filled with stars. I was entranced by the beauty of the sky and the calm- ness of the summer air. My nurse arranged my chair so that I could take advantage of the beautiful garden and sky and still be comfortable. I then told her she could take a walk if she wished, because I believed myself well enough to be alone, and besides I wanted to think about the moon. I had been alone but a short time when from a rose bush beside my chair stepped a small elf. He glanced at me and then he walked to the other end of the garden. When he returned he was carrying a rubber outfit. “Jump into this,” he said, “if you wish to learn about the moon.” First I thought of my leg, but when I attempted to stand, my leg did not bother me at all, and I found to my surprise that I could move about very easily. I did not know what to say. so I kept quiet and put on the suit. When I was ready, the little person bade me follow him. We walked a short way and then I entered a round ball of yellow. It was very light and seemed to me like a cloud. When J turned, my little friend had disappeared. I was floating through the air! Many times I thought I was near the moon, but each time I was mistaken. Afer a very long time I seemed to float downward and soon I dis- covered I was standing on the moon. I did not know what to do next, but I was soon cheered by the sight of my little friend. I can never tell how he arrived at the moon because I am sure he did not come with me. He looked around, then turned his attention to me. “I have brought you up here so that you may discover why people see the face on the moon. When you have learned that, you will promptly return to your garden.” ‘This was all he said; he then disappeared, and I have never seen him again. I began fo walk around the moon. The slate surface was rather hard to walk on, Soon I came to a large crater and looking in I saw a very bright thing that resembled the pupil of a person’s eye. It kept crying out, “I am the left eye, I am the left eye.” I was be- wildered until 1 heard a voice coming from the crater opposite crying, “Iam the right eye, I am the right eye.” Then I remembered that the elf had told me to discover why we see the face on the moon. I walked down a path between the middle

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8 THE PENNELL WHIRLPOOL After many days he said he saw that Charlie Chaplin was in it and that he was funny, too. Soon everyone landed in America and there a little nigger stuck his head in a flour barrel. Later he returned to England just as the firemen were washing Woolworth’s five- and ten-cent store with a hose in New York. Queen Isabella was very much pleased with his movies.” Dorotuy TIANcock. “JUST LISTEN AT RECESS.” “If you don't buy me a choco- “Where Squig went hunting—” late bar—”’ “Te has got two deer (dears)—” “IT won’t do my English—” “But I don’t care—” “In Germany— “When I do it—” “Where they all say—” “If vou don't care— “T don't care—” “If 1 go— “Who vou are—” “Where I ain't wanted—” “Tf you can dance—” “Which vou often do—” “It’s the latest ‘Style--” “No. I don’t—” “In Pennell Institute—” “Sh-h-h, here comes the pro- “Where I go to school—” fessor.” “Down in Halifax—” Ernest Leonarn., Though Arizona’s deserts Are things for us to frown on, They grow the finest cactus That ever I sat down on, Wits Ge Sr2ale THE VERSE. I find I’ve got to write a verse: There are four lines that are com- It’s sad, but then, it might be plete, worse. I think I'll quit; it’s time to eat, I'll scuttle around and find And after I've had my grub at Something that I] can rhyme. home, I'll scribe me out another “Pome.” Ig. IF. S., 724.