Penn Yann Academy - Key Yearbook (Penn Yan, NY)

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ba.:-a.c'l'eri s N AME Gleason, Robert Glen, Norma Glenister, Donald Gray, Patricia Guthrie, James Habberfield, lack Hammond, Necia Hall, Rupert Handleman, Esther Harris, William Hicks, Douglas Hoban, Owen Hopkins, Frederick Howard, Doris Tensen, Irene Jensen, Norma Kenyon, Erwin Lailer, Shirley Lamphier, James Lewis, Barbara Lewis, Margaret Lincoln, Spencer Mace, Douglas Mahar, Michael Markle, George McElwee, Irwin McMaster, Ronald McMinn, Laurita McMinn, Lawrence McNulty, Paul Menz, Marjorie Neilsen, Roger Nielsen, lean PET PEEYE people who don,t like snakes her hair people mentally in- ferior to him-no trouble there men--most of them people who ask your pet peeve noisy people O. C . Hoban F AME ingenious mind athletic skill the little tooth that wasn't there her manning brains keeping his mouth shut that new look tall, thin red headsuthatbig bass caiet. food las sister people who stare Math girls onions fuzzy hair homework English the little things people do teachers oysters amorous people English studying being broke long skirts school counting money Latin keeping up with the bells of P. Y. A. lunch in cafeteria Law studying Latin horn' ' extensive know- ledge his motor bike sketches ask any Senior girl cute smile friendliness style complexion F. F. A. political speeches silence sweetness her brunette his gracious greeting ' 'Well here I am, etc. neat clothes his line fastness bashful manner managing Senior Play money peddling Xmas cards love for? ? foot- ball his walk talking adventures with Carl collecting Y- Teens dues NZ7' FUTURE AMBITION mechanical engineer commercial de signer multi-millionaire surgical nurse chemistry college teacher of drama college opera singer electrical engineer artist contractor engineer telephone operator singer college Agricultural school technology air corps secretary phychiatrist mechanic having money athletic director engineer draft sman engineering college college journalist medical secretary gentleman tramp commercial artist + C DLLSLIJNX snake charmer tatooing bald heads have plenty of green ink on hand- -be an engraver nurse at Sampson writer of plots for funny books narrator sec retary to Mrs. May Baker marry a short fat blonde U.S. ambassador to Lower Sloblovia to shock his sister illustrator of Guthrie' s comic books work with figure s model for Pepsodent eavesdropping doctor's wife selling freckle re- mover mayor of Crosby soap box politician resident of Naples opening the door for Richard an assistant to the lit- tle men in white coats own a Super Duper market behind bars, a bank teller--that is in business with Don Glenister building a bridge ac ross Keuka Lake bartender helping George Markle helping Lawrence run the subway running subway be- tween P.Y. and B- port selling furniture polish be manager at Grants writing a best seller on his adventures illustrations for Latin books Continued on Page 63

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NAM! PET PEEVE Armstrong, Charles English Armstrong, Clark fish Ayers, Clinton loudmouthed people Ballard, Barbara hasn't any Becker, Clare Beckhorn, Duane Bedient, Mary Blood, Robert Brainard, Robert Brennan, King Brisco, Mary Brown, Margaret Bullock, Thelma Charlsen, Edna Christensen, C arl Christensen, Ruby Clark, Colleen Clark, Vera Collins, Doris Coon, Ioyce C orey, Anne Crevelling, Myron Cunningham, Tom Curtiss, Paul Daniels, Sally DeVita, Marie Disbrow, Van Earley, Evelyn Ertel, Kenneth Flynn, William Fox, Ruth Fox, Shirley Gill, Theresa Gillette, Kenneth lazy people girls chewing giun on dates asparagus squeaky brakes on the chevy ending of fourth period long skirts noisy kids in ,movie theater boys with brush cuts teachers boys English History college girls bumping her he ad liars oysters school women liver fight between P.Y. and K.C. girls school pencil sharp- eners her nicknames broken-dovm car people English P. Y. A. long skirts 416 etc. school picking berries ni EAME his nickname short haircuts height her triangles crooning good clothes auburn hair getting in trouble dancing athletic s superstitions flirting schemes giggles skipping school blonde hair build CI' E QTURE AMBITION pro football player sailor big game hunter physical education teacher to get paid for sing- ing business head medical secretary coach advertising coach seamstress and designer to get married chemist hairdresser Army engineer secretary telephone operator shorthand ability to go to Alaska dating Bob B. teacher bangs to go to S. A. special interest who knows in Biology teacher illegal absences to do as little as possible his walk field of agriculture dating college girls Latin trans- lations excuses good looks never-ending interest in music wisecracks shooting pool the look staying outof 416 treasurer for Junior Class his laugh -'26-v actor journalist lawyer bumming around Arm strongs laboratory technician graduate from college millionaire dressmaker secretary kindergarten teacher architect DESTINY assistant to Coach Pond barber mice exterminator coach for Branch- port bmns disc jockey a man of distinction second Rita Hay- worth wrestler a sequel to Fred Astaire laundry man making burlap sacks married to a bald- headed man blow up the school manicurist in bar- ber shop English teacher someone's stooge switchboard opera- tor at Keuka College Eskimo invention of a lie de- tector - queen of Bongo Land Biology teacher undertaker gentleman farmer producer of plays depicting life in a girls college writer of a book of Latin translations lady D. A. escort for poor old ladies Petrillo's secretary be a second Bob Hope a smiling Irish Man model head of ' ' Society for Preventing C ruelty to Foxes homeroom teacher for Seniors make laughing records with Spike Jones

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But I don't have too much faith in him--the other day he saw a box of valentine candy and I guess he thought it was my heart, be- cause he was very alarmed when it wouldn't beat. Of course, his nurse, Margaret Brown is a lot of help for him, but she's leaving him soon to marry Tom Cunningham, the second Rudolph Valentino. Oh, yes, I heard about that. Say, I noticed Bob Blood here when I was coming in. What's he doing here at the Old Ladies' Home? Oh, he's our new dietician--he's so charming that all the old ladies are having regular beauty appoint- ments with Owen et Bill, the French hairdressers. Of course, you'll remember them as O. C. Hoban and Bill Rhudy. But tell me--you look tired. Have you been-uh-traveling again? Oh, yes, didn't you hear that I've just returned from a trip round the world? I traveled in Duane Beck- horn's new faster-than-light, sound and smell rocket ship. Erwin Kenyon, my private secretary, and I left Tuscher, in New York just a week ago. We flew first to Mexico, where President Irene Jensen entertained us at her luxurious home, ljulanetown. She staged a real Mexican fiesta for us, and had many noted entertainers there. We saw an exhibition by Clint Ayers, the noted bull-fighter. He's very nice but of course, like all the natives, he speaks hardly any English. Then we were shown a dance by the celebrated dancing team, Norma Jensen and Carlos Sullivan. They did a native dance called Wolf on the Prowl. Poor Norma., After we left Mexico City we flew to Costa Rica. There we were met at the airport by the country's leading electric light bulb manufacturer, Fred Hopkins, and were taken to his home where we were enthusi- astically greeted by his lovely wife, Norma Glen Hopkins. They too, had planned entertainment for us. In the evening Shirley Lafler showed us why she is so well known as a torch singer, appearing with Ray Walker's Die-Hard band. Then, after we had retired, I heard Peggy Lewis' native trio serenading me under the window. We regretfully left Costa Rica for Cuba, beautiful Cuba, fullof sugar cane, bananas, sugar cane, coffee, sugar cane, tobacco, and sugar cane. Oh, by the way, King of the sugar cane Brennan is courting Rita McMinn, and he's been chasing her from island to island. When we left Cuba, he had her cornered on a buoy in Havana harbor. Did you know that there are plans underway to rename Havana for its most illustrious citizen, the author, Spencer Lincoln? The only person who objects is his wife, the former Pat Grey, who hates the climate and says the only sensible thing to do with Havana is to throw it in the Carribbean. One of the highlights of our trip was our visit to Brazil. We were just in time for the biggest event of the century. Yes, we were there when Pancho Norgaard, notorious criminal, robbed the biggest bank in South America, with the help of his confederate, Florida Mahar, and Mahar's moll, Pat Smith. I don't think they'll be able to stay at large long, because the great detective, George Wood, is on their trail. Of course, ever since George apprehended Peaches Prendergast, the greatest little girl in crime business, he's been regarded as the best detective of the Guthrie agency. The only person in Rio who wasn't upset by the big robbery was Sally Watkins, who was on leave from the University of Mexico, where she has been studying the Mexican Jumping Bean. The fact is that she's eaten so many beans that she has completely solved her transportation problem. From Brazil, we hopped across the Atlantic to Bongo-Bongo land, discovered by Bob Gleason when he was banished from this country after contracting the dread disease known as Snakeman's itch. While we were in Bongo-Bongo land, we stayed at one of the extensive series of planotels run by Gerry Slocum. We had time for only short visits in London and Paris. By the way, we met up with Theresa Gill in Lon- don--she's appearing in vaudeville. They say she has a great act--she dives two hundred feet and lands in a teaspoonful of water. Then in Paris, wedropped into Cartier's, the famous jewelers, where we saw Jean Neil.- son, the jewel thief, being arrested by Joyce Neilson, the Chief of Police. Kathy Noble is singing on the Rue de la Paix in Paris with Anne Corey's Ya-Gotta-Die-Sometime band. By special permission of Douglas Stalin Maceovitch, the supreme ruler, we were allowed to visit Russia. Lawrence McMinnski, his prime minister, has been seen a lot recently with Doris Collins, Moscow's favorite plumber. The famous painter Gilbert Sorensen was in town with his charming wife, Joyce Pepper. While still in Moscow we met one of those famous Russian scientists, Dr. Vera Clarkatov. Dr. Clarkatov, who got her first fame for discovering how to split what you've got after you split the atom, has made another great dis- covery--a cure for sea-sickness. Her solution--don't go by boat.