Penn Yann Academy - Key Yearbook (Penn Yan, NY)

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P R OPMIZI ECY WITHIN THE BRILLIANTLY LIGHTED WHITE HOUSE MISS MARVA VANHISEN, THE HOUSEKEEPER, REFLECTIVELY TORE A PAGE FRN THE CALENDAR WHICH I-UNG IN THE BUTLERIS PANT RY. TOIYDRRCIW WOULD BE THE FIRST DAY OF I910, AND TONIGHT THE NEWLY- ELEOTED PRESIDENT WAS HOLDING A NEW YEARIS PARTY FOR A GROUP OF OLD FRIENDS. MARVA HJRRIED TO SEE TO ETAILS, FOR ALREADY TIE COW BELL WHICH I'lJNG AT THE FRONT DOOR HAD SOUNDED. , TIE BUTLER, BOB VOAK, RESPLENINT IN WHITE TIE AND TAILS, OPEIED THE DOOR TO,A GROUP OF OISTINGUISIED GUESTS. 'MI-IS. GERALD KNAPTON AND NRS. ROGER KNAPTON', IE ANIDUNOED. THESE TWO MATRONS, NEE AUDREY ANIRSON AND MARY ORSLEY, HAD LEFT TIEIR I-ICMES IN LONG ISI.AND TO ATTEND TIE PRESIDENTIS REEPTION. TIEY HAD SCARELY ENTERED WHEN THEY WERE SWEPT ASIDE BY PETERSON AND ALLEN, WHOSE OOLLMN, 'TIE WASHIIGTON FERRIS-WIEEL', WOULD NEXT DAY REPORT TIE PARTY. WHILE ETTY PETERSON VENT TO PER INTO THE PANTRY, LEWIS ALLEN STARTED INTERVIEWING TIE NEXT ARRIVALS, TIE VICE- PRESIDENT, DONALD DAGGETT, AND WANTED TO BE---A VERY PERSONAL SUDDENLY ALLEN LEFT TI-IEW, AS TI-IE MAN WHO PUT PENN VAN ON MOVED ON TO TIE NEXT ARRIVALS, HIS SECRETARY, RUTH FETTERMAN. SAID MISS FETTERMAN, 'AT LAST--WHAT IIVE ALWAYS SECRETARY'. FOR THROUGH THE DOOR HAD JUST CWE TI-IE EMINENT CARTOGRAPHER, DICK DALE, BETTER KNOWN THE MAP'. AS MR. DALE REFUSED TO DISCLOSE TIE SJBJECT OF HIS LATEST MAP, ALLEN OONGRESSWGJIEN JEAN DAVIS AND MARJORIE RJGG, M-IO AUWITTED THAT THEY WERE PLANNING TO BRING INTO THE IEXT SESSION OF CONGRESS A BILL ADVOCATING A FIFTY-THOUSAND WLLAR APPROPRIATION FOR A SCHOOL CALLED PENN YAN ACADEMY. 'IT HAS LONG BEEN A PET PROJECT OF WRS', TIEY DISCLOSED. A MAN LOUNGING IN A CORNER LOOKED UP AND MAE A NOTE OF THEIR WORDS IN HIS LITTLE BLACK MJTEBOOK. IT WAS CHARLES OAVAGNARO, A PLAIN'lOTI-ES MAN, SENT BY TIE IEAD OF TIE F. B. I., ROBERT SWANN, TO GUARD TIE GUESTS. HIS WRITING, HOWEVER, WAS INTERRUPTED BY TIE ENTRANCE OF GEYERAL EORGE SPENCER AND JEANIE EWLAND SPENCER, TIE EDITOR OF TIE 'LADIES' HONE,JOURNAL'. GENEML SPENCER SOON FELL INTO WNVERSATION WITH OONMANDER NANCY KINNE OF TIE WAACIS, WHILE JEANIE VENT TO SPEAK WITH TI-IE GLEBRATED CARTOONIST, ORSINO, WHO DID MOST OF THE DRAWIMIS IN TIE 'JOURNAL ' . LED BY PRESIDENT GORDON BORST OF KEUKA MLLEGE, TIE FAGJLTY OF KEUKA ENT ERED. LOVELY FLORENCE DART, TIE ONLY RED-HAIRED MATH TEACHER IN CAPTIVITY, WAS ESCORTED BY DAVID OGDEN, WHO, SAID PRESIDENT BORST, HAD JUST BEEN ADDED TO THE FAOJLTY TO GIVE TIE GIRLS SOMETHING TO THINK ABOUT. ELEANOR ADAMS, WHO OFTEN SAID SIE OWED I-ER SUCGSS AS IEAD OF KEUKAIS CCNMERCIAL DEPARTMENT TO THE WON! SIE HAD ONCE DONE FOR THE 'YANKEE', WAS WITH JOHN SIERIDAN, JANITOR OF KEUKA. RICHARD HABBERFIELD, FMWOUS AS THE MAN WHO, SINGLEHANIID, C-IANGED KEUKA INTO A W-EIIJCATIONAL SG-IOOL, CAME WITH MARIE SEREFI NE, 'MISS AMERICA OF l95ol. suooENLv EVERYONE SNAPPED TO ATTENTION. Rose MARIE MoI.AUGILIN, ws-nom TIE PRESIDENT mo Jusr APPOINTEO AMBASSAQ non TO Moscow BECAUSE or HER KIDWLEDGE or Russnm. WHISPERED TO THE SECRETARY OF uneon, olcx EARLE, ll ALwAvs KNEW WEID HAVE A womm PRESIDENT'. FOR AT THAT MCNENT, AS SECRETARY OF TIE NAVY JEANNE MILLS SHOUTED, SHALL WE ALL SALUTE THE FLAG'I', THE PRESI- DENT ENTERED, BOWIN3 AND SAILING--G.EO SWITHOOVER. FOR A WHILE THE BRILLIANT GATHERING WAS ENGAGED IN GENERAL CXJNVERSATION, 'INTERRLPTED ONLY BY THE ARRIVAL OF MORE GUESTS. NOTABI.E AMONG THESE WERE SUSAN HENRICKS, MOTHER OF TIE FAMED SDKTUPLETS, WHOSE HJSBAND, G-IIEF LEAPING LIIZARD, WAS 'UNABLE TO ATTEND, AND JEAN GILLMOR, GOVERNOR OF NEW YORK STATE. SJDDENLY THE OJESTS RUSIED TO THE WIN- DOWS TO SEE SONE OF TIE NEW PRIVATE IELIOOPTERS, DEVELOPED BY TIE INVENTOR,DAVID OJRTISS, DROP TO TIE LAWN. THEY WERE TIE FAMOUS PYA I-II9'l. AS THEY LANOED,THE TALENTED WATSON FAMILY GOT OUT--LORRAINE NORICH WATSON, LIEUTENANT WATSON, AND THE SEVEN LITTLE WATSONS. HEADING STRAIGHT FOR THE GRAND PIANOS, TIEY STARTED PLAYING, 'OFF WE GO, INTO THE WILD BLUE YONDER', WHILE COLOIIEL CAHAEN JOI-NSON TRIED TO DROWN THEM OUT BY PLAYING, 'YOUIRE IN TIE ARMY NOW' W HIS FRENCH HORN, ASSISTED BY MAJOR RICHARD BROWN, WHO PIOKED UP A TRJMPET WHICH WAS IMNDY. THIS NUSICAL MAYIEM WAS TOO MUCH FOR Tl-E PRESIENT, WHO QJIQQLY MOTIONED TO ELSIE HOPKINS TO BRING IN TIE EN- TERTAIIERS WHO HAD GJNSENTED TO PLAY THAT EVENING. MISS HOPKINS, ONE OF THE BEST KNOWN TIEATRICAL AGENTS, HAD OB- TAI PED FOR THE EVENING TIE NOTED SQUARE DANCE BAND, CI NSI STI NG OF ELSIE MoFETRIDGE AND MARILYN MATTESON ON TIE FLEUGELHORNS, LOIS MARTIN ON TIE CLAVICHORD, GRANT CHRISTENSEN ON THE FLUTE, AND GERALD LYNN ON TI-E MOUTH ORGAN. THEIR VOCALISTS WERE WRIS FULLAGAR, WHO MADE FAMOUS TIE 'BRANCHPORT BLUES', AND EVELYN GRAY, THE 'SONGBIRD OF CRYSTAL VALLEY'. AS TIEY PREPARED TO PERFORM, A STIR WAS CREATED BY THE ENTRANCE OF THE SEWNO GRETA GARBO, DORIS BAILEY, ACGMPANIED BY PRODUCER LAWRENE VAUGHN, AND JIIMY SWANSON, LEADING MAN IN THE PICTURE, 'A DAY IN WAI.L STREET', OR 'OHI FOR THE LIFE OF A HILTON', BASED, OF CXJURSE, ON TIE CAREER OF TIE DWINENT FINANCIER, ARLEIGH HILTON IT WAS WHILE TIE MUSIC WAS GOING ON THAT THE NOTED GLAMOUR GIRL, DOROTHY SIITH, FIRST NOTICED TIE PRESIENTIS STRANGE BIPRESSION. SPEAKING TO JEAN RISSELL, THE DRESS DESIGNER WHOSE FIFTH AVENUE STORE IS KNOWN FAR AND WII AS 'CHEZ JEANNE', SHE GASPED, 'DOESNIT CI.EO LOOK A BIT STRANGE TO YWI' YES', INTERRIPTED 'GENTLBAAN BILL' CHALLIS, MIDDLEWEIGHT CI-IAIPI ON OF TIE WORLD. AT HIS WORDS, 'CWPER' CAVAGNARO SPRANG INTO ACTION. MOTIWIIG TO HIS ASSISTANT, 'FLATFIXJT' FITZWATER, WHO HAD BEN HIDMN NEAR TIE DOORWAY, IE SHOUTED, 'EVERYONE STAY WHERE IE IS. TIEREIS BEEN A MJRER CX!vMITTED'. TIE GUESTS WERE THROWN INTO GJNSTERNATION. IT WAS LGRETTA WAMR, SECRETARY OF AGRIOJLTURE, WHO VOICED TIE GENERAL QUESTION. 'WHOIS BEEN MURDERED, ANVIDW1' 23

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DON DAGGETT, ELSIE TO SOME OTHER LOYAL ADMIRER. WILMA DENNISTON. HER FINGERNAILS TO THE CUTEX NAIL POLISH CDMPANY. DORIS ELLING, STILL BETWEEN SEATS FIFTY-THREE AND FII'-TY, OCCUPIED BY M. J. MORSE AND M. J. MILLER. ALBERT FREDERIKSEN, TRIG. TO HIS BROTHER JACXJB. ALVIN FREDERIKSEN, ONLY FOR A SHORT TIME, AND THEN ON TO A LARGER SCHOOL. JOAN FLYNN. HER ABILITY TO KEEP HER STEADIES STRAIGHT TO BETS RIBBLE. DIGQ HABBERFIELD, HIS CAR PARKED AT KEUKA COLLEGE. JEAN RUSSELL, HER DRESS DESIGNS TO DIXIE DUGAN . MARY JANE RUSSELL, WITH DAVID CURTISS. LLOYD INGRAM, HIS PLYMOUTH FOR A B I9. LOIS MARTIN, I-ER LOVE FOR BARN DANCES TO MR. GRANT. HERMIA MATTESON, HER WOLF CALL' TO PROFESSOR I. S. SI1IITH'S DOG. DAVE OGDEN, TUT TO NETZ COMSTOCK. ERWIN ROBINSON, A CAN OF WATER T0 THE FELLOW WITH A SQUIRT GUN. MARIE SEREFINE, THE MIMEOGRAPH IN THE CONNERCIAL ROW FOR A STEIXDGRAPI-ER'S OFFICE. MARILYN MATTESON. BUZZY WAITING FOR HIS EIGHTEENTH BIRTHDAY AND THE DRAFT TO CATCH UP WITH HIM. GLEN SOUTT, HIS BASKETBALL SHORTS TO THE SCHOOL. ELSIE McFETRIDGE, I'ER LUST FOR MEN TO EVA BLODGETT. MAE SISSON, HER MEN STILL IN TI-IE DARK ABOUT EACH OTHER. MARYI JANE MILLER, HER EXCELLENT LEADERSHIP IN THE GYM TO MARGUERITE BAILEY. JOHN SHERIDAN, HIS FOURTH TERM AS PRESIDENT OF SOMETHING TO F. D. R CI.EO SMITHOOVER, HER INTERMEDIATE ALGEBRA BOOK TO SOVIEOIE WHO KNONS.TI-EY CAN PASS IT IN ONE-HALF YEAR. JEANNE MILLS, STILL TRYING TO GET MONEY FOR THIS OR THAT OUT OF THE SENIOR CLASS. GEORGE SPENCER, TO FIGHT FOR A DUO CAUSE, JEANNE AND HIS OOUNTRY. MARGARET STRATTON, PIOKLESW STILL CLEANING CHICKENS IN THE NAVY. LORRAINE MORICH, STILL PLAYING MENTAL DUETS WITH BILL WATSON, ' MARVA VANDUSEN, I-ER DRESSES AND THE WAY SHE WEARS THEM SO SVIARTLY TO VOGUE MAGAZIIAE. LORETTA WAGAR, PER II- H WORK TO NR. SMITH, TIf COUNTY AGENT. JIMMY SWANSON, FOR WASHINGTON AND HIS FIANCEE. MARGARET MORSE, HER SEAT AT THE PIANO IN SENIOR HGWEROUIII TO SOME UP AND COMING JUNIOR. MARGUERITE WATERS, PER INTEREST IN BOYS TO BETTY SKIISKLE. JEAN WASHBURN, FAITHI'-'UL TO BOB ONLY. CAROL WINEGARD, I-ER CLEVERNESS TO ALWAYS 'GET HER MAN TO SHIRLEY OGOEN. DONALD STAPE HIS COUPE TO GORDON WILSON. ROBERT SWANN, HIS SNEAKS TO ANYONE WHO WILL CONSISTENTLY WEAR TI-EM. BARBARA WOOD, HER POPULAR MUSIC TO BJSH'S MUSIC STORE. DOROTHY ALLEN, KENNY SAFELY IN THE AIR CXBRPS. AMY ALEXANDER, I-ER QUIET VOICE AND DAINTYIWAYS TO JANICE RECTOR. AUDREY ANDERSON, SCHOOL FOR JERRY AND A HOME IN THE MILO HILLS. WILLIAM WALL, TI-E STUDY OF MAPS TO THE MAKING OF THEM. ELLEN COLLINS, I-ER DEPENDABILITY TO ANYONE WHO CANISTAND TIE STRAIN. JUNE ANDERSEN, I-ER ABILITY TO KEEP SECRETS TO BETTY RACE. DICK WILBUR, A FEAVY CUE TO RALPH DAVIS. . DORIS BAILEY, HER BEAU IN HINIROD STILL A SECRET TO ALMOST EVERYONE IN P. Y. A. WILLIE WOODARD, HIS .22 FOR A GARAND. ' ELLEN BARRUS, HER I-EIGHT TO JINMY 'VLISCLES' SMITHOOVER. NORMA NEWBY, HER QUIET WAY TO MARILYN BASSAGE. RUTH FETTERMAN, HER CHOICE HJMOR AND HOVIEWARD WALK TO ELSIE BRIDGMAN. CARMAN JOHNSON, THE ORANGE AND BLUE OF P. Y. A.'S COLORS FOR THE RED, WHITE, AND BLUE OF THE U. S. A.'S ooI.oRs. . DICK HYLAHD. THE wEARv ROAD T0 KEUKA AND MILO ALTERNATELY WELL TRAVERSEDQ Errv FRIED, HERJODPHURSTO BARBARA BEAUMONT. ,g ' vvoNHa Fnav, HER FRENCH aoox TO Hass srows. AHLEIGH HILTON, HIS HEIGHT TO LAVERNE Less. FLoRaNce ELLING, HER seAr IN NI9 fo HER snsrsn. IN WITNESS HEREOF, WE DO SET OUR HANDS AND SEAL THIS FOURTEENTH DAY OF MARCH IN THE YEAR OF OUR LORD NINE TEEN HUNDRED AND FORTY-THREE, IN THE PRESENCE OF THE FOLLOWING WITNESSES2 GENERAL'DOUGLAS MAcARTHUR Resnomc SOMEWHERE IN THE SOUTH PAclFlc GENERAL oewm EISENHWER Rzslomc SONEWHERE IN NORTH AFRICA 22 JEANNE MILLS DONALD DAGGETT

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GENERAL QUESTION. 'WI'D'S BEEN MJRDERED, ANYHONT' BEFORE ANYOIE HAD HAD THE TINE TO ANSWER, BETTY CCMSTOGC, NATIONAL I'EAD OF THE RED CROSS IURSES, RJSHED ACROSS TI-E ROW. HER PROFESSIONAL EYE HAD NOTICED SIGNS WHICH THE OTHERS HAD FAILED TO SEE--BLOOD ON THE PRESlIINT'S SHOULDER, FOR INSTANCE. 'SrE'S NOT BREATHINGV, SHE SAID. TIEN, AS TI-E WOWD WAITED BREATHLESS, FOR PER JUDQAENT, SHE SAID, IS TI-ERE A DOCTOR IN TI-E HOUSEII' EVERYOIE MADE WAY FOR OR. RICHARD LORD, KNOWN AS IEW YORKIS BEST HEART SPECIALIST. 'I AGREE , HE SAID. 'SHE IS DEAD . CHAPTER I I RAIN WAS FALLING AS THE PROCESSION LEFT TI-E WHITE HOUSE. NEWSPAPERMEN WERE INTERVIEWING THE DISTRICT OF CC- LUMBIA CORONER, MARIAN LAMPHERE, WHO ANNOUNCED THAT HER AUTOPSY HAD PROVED GINCLUSIVELY THAT THE PRESIINT WAS DEAD. MISS LPMPHERE, KNOWN AS ONE OF OUR BEST 'QJT-UPS , THEN FLUFFED OUT HER HAIR AND POSED FOR THE PRESS PFDTOGRAPHERS, WILLIAM WALL AND AMY ALEXANDER. MEANWHILE THE NATIONIS MOST SUCCESSFUL PRIVATE DETECTIVE, 'SHERLOG4' MCGRAW, HAD STARTED AN INTENSIVE HUNT FOR TI-E NURDERER. AIDED BY HIS ASSISTANTS, JEAN 'WATSON' WASHBURN AND GENEVIEVE J. EDGAR' JAMES, HE WAS INTERVIEWING WITNESSES AT THE FUNERAL ITSELF. ABOVE THE VOICE OF TIE REVERAND EDNALD STAPE INTONING THE PRAYERS, SHONGIRL YVONNE FREY, WHO WON NATIONAL FAME WITH PER BEAT NEWARK SNAKE DANCER, WAS HEARD PROTESTING, I KNOW NOTHING ABOUT IT . TAKING BUBBLES' FREY'S WORD FOR IT, THE INVESTIGATOR PROCEEDED TO THE NEXT WITNESS TO THE SHOOTING, BETTY FRIED, VOCALIST FOR 'YOUR HIT PARADE . 'WHEN DID YOU FIRST NOTICE TI-E DECEASED WAS DECEASED? , HE ASKED. 'WI-EN THE FUNERAL STARTEDU, CAME THE LOGICAL REPLY. SUDDENLY TI-E VOICE OF MARY JAIE MILLER, THE ORIGINAL 'AUNT MARY OF RADIO, BROKE IN, SOBBING. IMNEDIATELY TI-E PEAD OF THE COLLINS' LITTLE LLMBAGO PILLS CORP., ELLEN COLLINS, RUSHED OIER OFFERING MARY A PILL. MARGUERITE D: WATERS, ENERGETIC VICE-PRESIDENT OF THE SANE CORPORATION, WAS HASTENING TO THE SCENE WHEN DETECTIVE WASHBURN STEPPED IN. 'WHAT DO YW KNOW ABOUT TI-E HISINESS? , SHE ASKED THE UNFORTUNATE MISS MILLER, WHO BURST INTO A FRESH SOB, AC- CEPTING THE HANUKERCHIEF SILENTLY HELD OUT TO PER BY SENATOR WILMA DENNISTON. SUMNIONING TWO NEARBY POLICEIVEN, ALBERT AND ALVIN FREDERIKSEN, THE DETECTIVES RUSHED MISS MILLER TO TI-E COURTHOJSE FOR A QUIZ. THROUGH IT ALL MARGARET MORSE KEPT PLAYING THE FUNERAL NUSIC, WHICH WAS ONE OF THOSE WEST TUNES OF ALL' WHICH HAD JUST MADE SUCH A HIT AT MISS MORSEIS CARNEGIE HALL RECITAL. IT WAS, IN FACT, TI-E 'CAMP CORY CONCERTOU, BY IERMIA MATTESON AND CAROL WINEGARD. TI-E FUNERAL WAS A GREAT SUCGSS, REPORTED ELLEN BARRUS AND ELOI SE JAYNE, WHO HAD TI'E HOT DOG CONCESSION. CHAPTER I I I IT WAS NIGHT AT THE COURT HOUSE. THE POLICE HAD JUST FINISHED QUIZZING TFE LAST WITNESS, MARGUERITE INGRAHAM, FAMED AS THE FIRST WOMAN TO SWIM THE ATLANTIC DEAN. GLENN COUTT, THE FINGERPRINT EXPERT, HAD JUST TURNED IN HIS REPORT. THE DETECTIVES, BAFFLED, INSISTED THAT THE ENTIRE PARTY RETURN TO THE WHITE FDUSE FOR A REENACTMENT OF TIE CRIIIE. LED 'BY THE SECRETARY OF STATE, JAMES WOODARD, AND HIS UNDERSECRETARI-ES, MAE SISSON AND NORMA NEWBY, THEY TROOPED BACK UP PENNSYLVANIA. AVENUE. AS JUNE ANDERSON, I-EAD OF THE NAVYIS SUBMARINE CONMAND, REMARKED TO HARRIET BROWN, HEAD OF THE WEPT's KWOMENIS EXTRA PARATROOPERSJ, 'ITIS A TERRIBLE WASTE OF TINE. ARRIVING AT TI-E WHITE HOUSE, THEY DISWVERED GENERAL ELECTRICIS STAR SCIENTISTS, WINIFRED JOHNSON AND JANE BUCK- LEY, WHO HAD BEEN SO ENGROSSED IN THEIR DISCJSSION OF MAE FINNUVORE'S NEW THEORY OF RELATIVITY THAT TI-EY HADNIT EVEN NOTIED THE NURDER OR THE PASSING OF TINE. LET'S BEGIN AT THE BEGINNINGW, SUGGESTED JOAN FLYNN, FOUNIR OF THE FLYNN DATE BUREAU, USING SCME OF TI-E UN- SI-IAKABLE LOGIC SHE HAD ACQUIRED IN MR. CHALLISIS CI.ASSES. ATTORNEY-GENERAL WILBUR, WHO WSIS TAKING OVER TI-E CASE PERSONALLY, GLARED STERNLY AT BARBARA WOOD AND DOROTHY ALLEN, STARS OF THE PICTURE 'DOUBLE STRAWBERRY B.OND , WHO WERE WHISPERING IN A WRNER. AS HE STARTED TO SPEAK. I-E WAS AGAIN INTERRUPTED, THIS TIIVE BY A WOLVERINE HONL. SEEING THAT IT WAS ON.Y JUNE CRANE, THE FAMOUS ANIMAL IMITAP TOR, HE CONTIMJED HIS SPEECH. 'SOME OF YOU HAVE PROFITED BY THIS MURDER. FOR INSTANOE, THE ARTIST, ESTHER OLSEN, IS ALREADY PLANNING A MJRAL ON 'THE DEATH OF A PRESIDENTN. THIS NURDER WILL ADD TO HER FAIVE. EVERYONE KNOWS THAT MARY NORTHRUP IS ALREADY RE- CEIVING MONEY FOR PER STORY IN IIATH MAGAZINE, CALLED 'I SAW CLEO FALL . LEWIS BRAMEN AND CHARLES DECKER HAVE WRIT- TEN TI-E TOP HIT TUIE OF TODAY, MURDER , AND IT ONES ITS SUCCESS TO THIS CRIME. DID YOU DO ITT , HE SHOUTED, SUDDENLY OONFRONTING SUPRBIE COURT CHIEF JUSTICE, DON FINGAR, WHO HAD JUST EN- TERED THE ROOM, ACMWPANIED BY ASSOCIATE JUSTICES DICK HYLAND, MARGARET STRATTON, VIRGINIA FLYNN AND ORLIIE CARL. NO , SNAPPED BACK JUSTICE FINGAR, COURAGEOUSLY. 'DID YOUT' JUST TI-EN DORIS AND FLORENCE ELLING, THOSE TWO QUEENS OF TI-E RADIO, ANNOUNCED THEIR OWN IDEA FOR SOLVI NG THE NURER MYSTERY. TIEY STARTED SINGING THEIR THENE SONG, ERWIN ROBINSONIS WHILEMINA, THE WELDERII, AND SAID TMT TI-EY WOULDN'T STOP SINGING UNTIL SOMEONE OONFESSED. IT WAS SHIRLEY CAMPBELL, CPEF OF THE RITZ IN NEW YORK, WHO BROUGHT THEM FOOD AS THE HOURS DRAGGED ON WITHOUT A CONFESSION. IT WAS LLOYD INGRAM, PRESIDENT OF THE INGRAM 'IYOU MAKEHD4' FURNITURE COMPANY, WHO BROUGHT THE TIRED SINGERS CHAIRS AS THEY SANG FAR INTO THE MORNING. EVERYONE KNEW IT COULDNIT GO ON MUCH LONGER. SUDDENLY A PEAL OF MAD LAUGHT ER SOUNDED FROM TI-E END OF THE ROCWI. GERALD MAoBETH BARDEN, TORTURED TO TIE BREAKING POINT BY HIS CXJNSCIENE, LEAPED TO HIS FEET. l DID IT , HE SHOUTED. TI-E IITECTIVES NODDED. TI'IEY SHOULD HAVE KNOWN IT WOULD BE THE 'GREAT WOMAN HATER' WHO WQJLD DO TI-E WED- 21+