Pembroke High School - Pennamaquan Guide Yearbook (Pembroke, ME)

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THE E3T OP THE CLASS Lightest-- Mary Jcno Blackwood Sleepiest--Ralph Cartor Smallest---Sally Dunn Peppiest...Louise Morgan Boldest----Marvin Owen Happiest---James Rice WE WONDER WHY---- Mary Jane Blackwood goes to Eastport every Monday night. Is It to take a trombone lesson or to soe a certain boy, Mary Jane Ralph Carter always goes to dances. Is it to danco or do you odme other activity, Ralph? Sally drives a oar so muchc Is it to get somewhere or tc »uverti80 Cor your father, Sally? Ir ui:e Morgan goes to Eastport every night. Is it because Bi1 ly gc.es or to see Wessie, Louise? Marvin Owen daydreams so much. Is It because Marlene is so far away, Marvin? Jsme3 Rico always goes to Youth Fellowship. Is it the meeting or the girls that interest you, James? NEXT YEAR P.H.S. WILL MISS----- Mary Jane's giggling. Ralph's quietness. Solly:s wise-cracks, Louise’s help. Marvin 's red hair. James s poems. WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF—- Mary Jane didn't attend band practice? Ralph drove slowly? Sally didn't drive a pretty car? Louise found the road to Eastport was closed? Marvin ever stayed at homo? James didn't compose poems? • h - -■vj- -a—■$i- s- ■a—ji- vi-vi—a- Thanks, Ladies of the Ironworks1 Methodist Church, for the supper at which the faculty and seniors were guests, Kay i;.

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SENIORS (cont•) ETHEL LOUISE MORGAN HEIGHT—He knows WEIGHT—Not dieting AGE--Ridiculous HAIR—Elizabeth Taylor USUALLY SEEN—With V essie PET SAYING— Holy Crumb I11 PASTIME—Music FAVORITE SONG--’’SerenadeM WANTED—New first name WEAKNESS—K of P Dances AMBITION—Old maid LIKELY FUTURE—Secretary MARVIN ELDON OWEN HEIGHT—Tall enough WEIGHT—Just about AGE--Atomic HAIR—Van Johnson USUALLY SEEN--With Timmy PET SAYING—”0h, noi” PASTIME—Looking on FAVORITE SONG--’’Papa. Loves Mambo WANTED—No more walking WEAKNESS—Trouble AMBITION—Marines LIKELY FUTURE—Movie Star JAMES BRIAN RICE HEIGHT—Stretched WEIGHT--In between AGE—Stubborn HAIR—Bobby Driscoll USUALLY SEEN—On the road PET SAYING— I don’t care” PASTIME—Writing ooems FAVORITE SONG— This Ole House” WANTED—Nothing WEAKNESS—Going out AMBITION—Fortune teller LIKELY FUTURE—President of U. S

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 JOKES tt Mrs. Munson: Writ© a sentence with the word paragroph in it. Preston: How do you spell it? Mrs. I'unson: I-t. Mary: Joyce, did you see that head floating down the river today? Joyce: Ho. Mary: It was singing I Ain't got Nobody. Marvin: I am going fishing up to Dead Water Stream. Ralph: When are they going to bury it? Herbert: How do you toll a fluid drive car? Jack: By the drip behind the wheel. James: Why can't a chicken lay a loaf of bread? Louise: He ain't got the crust. REMARKS HEARD ON CLASS TRIP The girls wore shopping for a shirt in New York City. Louise, (looking at the window display): They're two something here. Sally, (inside the small storo): Two by nothing if you ask me. Wo v ere traveling home on the bus and looking at the cemetery by the side of the road. James: There's a place all dug for you in there, Solly. Man sitting behind him: Yes, everyone's dying to got in there. Woman on the Greyhound Scenicruisor from New York to Boston: It's so hot I know I'm going to die. Driver, turn off tho heat, I'm dying. James: Do you want me to call a doctor or wait and got an under- taker, Ma'am? A four-yoor-old girl beside Sally and Louise on the bus song to the tune of DAVY CROCKETT : I wish I hod a funny book, a funny book. A funny book I wish I had. After an hour of this, 3olly finally gave her a funny book but then the driver turned out the lights The girl called the driver names nnd said she'd never read a funny book again. We were all into Mecy's shopping and James was carrying a paper bag containing an organdy apron. Jokingly, ho hit Sally on the hoad with it. A man came up to him and said, You know you could kill someone that way. The above prove that people hear and see funny things when they travel.