Pembroke High School - Owl Yearbook (Pembroke, KY)

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111 f .riff xy, 9 6' 'T 'xi ' r 4, I 'qiia 1 A,- .J rnerthant named Heltsley came rnto hrs othce lookrng haggard and w n rrom ptrszsttnt rnsomnrr Lount sheep, adyrsed Sonny Campbell hrs ofhct assrstant Its the best known cure The next mornrng the merchant looked more blearN eyed than ever I counted up t so ooo he told Sonny Then I sheared the sheep and made up 50 O00 orercoat Then came the problem that kept me awake all the rest of the nrtht where toultl I get 50 000 lrnrngs Hopeless replred Sonny X new bank clerk whrle drctatrng was rn doubt as to the use of a certarn phrase so he sard to I11s stenographer Alma Do Nou retrre a loan -Xntl the wrstful eyed Alma rnterruptcd rather sleeprly INO I sleep NNrth 'llama Nlrs Xllen If Shakespeare were alrye today, would he be consrdered 1 remarkable man' jrmts Self Indeed he would He d be thre hundred and Frfty seven Nears old Nlrs NICK onkey Grve an rnstance of a soul without a body Iaekre Durden An angel Nlrs 'Nick onkey Now grNe an rnstance of a bodv wrthout a soul VI tckre Durden A credrt man Nlama rnosqurto If Nou chrldren are good Ill take Nou to a nudrst t tmp tonrght Two Vlunrors fR1mseN and Herschelj yawntd and Herschel said What shall we do tonrght unsey e s toss 'i Co ovre rt c1l the edge wt Il study o decrde f 1 hea s yyell no to a BOOLIE and Nl anda and rf rt stands Ol are Nou lauglrrm, at me ltmandtd Nlrs Dudlev rrr Hrstory class X0 came Joe 'llorrrs replx VI ell rnsrsted Mrs Dudley what else IS thtre rn thrs room to laugh 'llrs Ptrct Why do N011 talk so much ane' ane Stump I dont know anN Ing words Jane explarned so I se lvts 1ntl lots of lrttlt ones to nrrke up 'I rs Xlcn desrrous of rarsrng class funts who vyrll grye stand up Fort asrdc to Errnaleen Qurck Play the Star Spangled Banner 'Now chrldren sud the Sundry School Teacher 'klrss kk anda Lee I havt told N011 the storN If .Ionah 1nd the vrhalt VIrmmN Voss you may t me whtt tns story tta I s Xesm sartl Irmmy rt teaches that Nou crn t kctp r good min doNNn 'Vlr Dudley to 'Vlrs Dudley How do Nou expect me to remember your brrthday when Non nev er look ar1N older? QKE Stranger VV1ll Nou drrect me to the bank' Roach I wrll for a dollar Strrnber X dollar' IAhat s hrgh pay rsnt rt' Roach 'Not for a b 1nk drrector NIrs Stokes Xou know dear Sou dont seem to be as well dressed as Nou drd XXltC11 Nou marrred me a few years ago Nlr Stokes That s odd glanerng up from the stack of unpard brlls Irn wearrng the same surt Polrceman to Nlr Trrbble Vl hat caused the yvreck? Nlr Trrbhle Hy vrrfe fell asleep rn the back seat NIr Cox Mav I have a rarseg The Board Xou got a rarse Drdnt your wrfe tell you? Elmer That grrl rn the red dress doesnt seem very rntelhgent Lynn No she doesnt she hasnt pard any attentron to me erther Brlly Campbell VI hat rs the greatest cause of drvorce Sonyra I m not sure Cruelty Brlly Campbell lNo Marrrage Nlrs allen Should I' r ink Nlason It eacklcs N ou d better fir Ioe Shaw started out Irght Huh' grunted fIashlrr,l I N flu got Xlma lIettN srde my t when I vyent Sanford I m VIoN ce Morrrs socr rl set I say That hen rs settmg or That hen rs srttrng doesn t make much drfference But when she rd out rt' shes layrng or lyrng to see hrs grrl frrend He vyas carryrng a flash Illr Trrhble contemptuously I drdnt carry a courtrng Xes retorted Joe, and look what s11re Iye met you before I dont thrnk so I hardly ever meet people out 'rlmr Sanford VVell I cant remember names but I never forget a dress Nlrs Trrlrble Oh Doctor' IIN lrttle boy just sw allowed Z1 harmonrca Doctor Xou should be glad he wasn t playrny, wrth a tuba Gent Rtrtzel Drd KOH hear rbout the robbery 7 Xlpha Xdams r 0 Utne Rtrtel The clothes prns held up a shrrt Iets cross electrrc bl rnkets wrth toasters and pop people out of e ul 111 the mornrng, ll 'lhe lrttst wondtr drug so we hear rs so powerful X011 cant take lt rless Nou re rn perfect health He ate a hot dot: sandwrch Xnd rolled hrs ey es above He ate a I1 rlf dozen more Xnd dred of puppy love ' I 4 O ' - f?-J' I ' g . 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V' V' V g - V' V K ' 1 V ' , Nlr Rrddle Xny answers r f'r1N Xny The Frrst day I got 0 and tNNo me to takt thcrrs from men askrng house all out of tae Prrce s rs s rn N ot rer sartl Ioe Tandy Rryts burstrnt, rnto he wrt 1th rt s r I the dtu Q tt y town at L S 'I I'l W IIN K I N rndow ft r 1 NN etk Trrbble 'vlrs Danny Tl rt s a loNclN cont Nou re Nvearrnp 'klrs rs 'I rut 11 k N N N husvtnr gave 1 o me for my Nth brrthday Nlrs Denny t ccrta1nlN Nycars we doesnt rt' s tn INK word tlxe tlmcs 1nd rt s yours for e ty Nlorrrs 'tlonty 'NIontN 'Honey Money Nloney X jtwtltr had to gn doNNntown to ste about addrtronal Fhrrstrnas goods cl f I11 ty X ou undtrstand the prrcc mar s u IN s e sw do fo 'UO S re I uw trstanr rtplrtl Iarnts kkhcn tht jtwtltr' rtturned amts mtt rm It the ron ood luck I sold two '35 bracelets and three watches s ts ames rtplred the rewelcr ut we have no 0 wrches Tle hrthest wt havt rs N Then the marks rrc wrong rcplred Iamts The Jewtler lrfted hrs eyes and hands heaNenNyard Iames he sard Cod bless tI1e rts Iudrzc Xou 'tdmrt Nou drove over tI11s man Nvrth a loaded truck What haNe N011 to saN rn your defense asked tl1e judge A 'Net X our honor I drdn t know that rt yvas loaded RrlIN Foster Dad what makes an elephant so bm' Illr 'Xllen I dont knoNN Ilrllv Foster Vvhy rs a Iron dangerous? 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PHYSICAL JUNIOR HIGH CLASSES EDUCATION MRS. RALPH COLE SENIOR HIGH CLASSES A '

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