Pelham Continuation School - Pelham Pnyx (Fenwick, Ontario Canada)

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FIFTH FORM NOTES THE PEL!-IAM PNYX 87 Tired Schoolboy: Confederation used to be a date, now its half a book of history and two-thirds of the questions on our exams. Teacher: What is the difference between an optimist and a pessimist? Promising Scholar: A pessimist wears a pair of garters and an optimist wears a pair of socks. Jean Secord Qon bus thinking we were on our way to the museumj: We're going to see the mummies now. Bill Alsop Cwho knew we were going to the City Dairyj: Where is the City Dairy? Lloyd King Cas we passed a large buildinglz There's the Rennie Seed Building. Doug Lymburner: Where they manufacture seeds? Name Gordon Beamer Paul Bender William Colcock Julia Dilts Joy Guinn Marion johnson Edgar Ker Donald Metler Marion Mitchell Victoria Ned Eva Secord Margaret Strawn Paul Tokar Margaret Tuck Glenna julian Elsie van Berkum June Whan John Wiley Gwen Mitchell Ambition train midgets another Richard Greene politician the opposite sex charming first formers to be sweet and lovable hockey player to be a crooner normal all movie stars belle of the ball ask her? a second Syl Apps numerous things skipping school a model housewife college bus driver to be a reporter Pastime learning to drive a Dodge pass time knit two, purl two making telephone calls shocking people doing good deeds school setting his hair basketball 81881108 measles talking Modern History pictures of hockey players knitting reading murder stories chewing gum catching a few winks reading love stories Mr. Bender: Did you have the car out last night, son? Paul: Yes, dad, I took some of the boys for a run. Mr. Bender: Well, tell the boys I found one of their little lace handker- chiefs. Mrs. McNulty: Gordon, turn around. I'm sure Myrtle isn't so enamoured with you. Love: the quest, Marriage: the conquest, Divorce: the inquest. , Someone observed this roadside sign somewhere in Main: Eggs-An- tiques Examination boners: a passive verb is one in which the subject is the suf- ferer, such as, He married her. Mr. Crossley, discussing a fire in a large high school: It burned down the skating rink, ice and all.

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THE. PELHAM PNYX BUSY LIBRARIANS WRITE ONLY ONE LETTER.f Write only one letter with your whole order for books from different publishers. The Ryerson Press Library Department will collect all the books promptly and ship them to you. This department is at the service of the busy librarian who values ease of ordering. We can supply any title in any language. Order your library supplies al the same lime. Write the Library Department 299 Queen Street West Toronto 2 THE RYERSON PRESS Cozlzpfillmltf of Unclerwood, Elliott, Fisher, Limited 135 Victoria Street Toronto, Ontario Underwood Typewriters Cazzzpfizzzfzzfi' Of General Films Limited CANADAS LEADING SUPPLY HOUSE FOR VISUAL EDUCATION EQUIPNIENT .iolzmll 711017011 piffzzzw Nlilkt' the .rwwrl iz wilzdazz' to ffw zvorfd. 156 King Street West Toronto, Out. Cor. Erie and Queen Sts. Phone 1718 Niagara Falls, Ont. East Main Street Phone 1717 Welland, Ont. ROSBERG'S LIMITED DEPARTMENT STORES At ROSBERCUS LTD. you buy with absolute confidence. We guarantee satisfaction with every purchase. See our Spring Display of lVlen's, Women's Childrens and Infant's Apparel. It will pay you to shop at Rosberg's Ltd., where you can save on New Quality Merchandise.

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THE PELHAM PNYX l I You are invited to visit one of our . . . N. P. HAIST I RE XALI. DRUG STORES conveniently located to serve YOu I RADIOS: R. C. A. VICTOR Pl-IILCO CAN. GEN. ELECTRIC REFRIGERATORS 591 King Street 19o King Street 139 East Main Street Phone 103 Phone 65 Phone LOS Eyes Examined Glasses Fitted Cafzzplizzzemtr vf J. L. Shepherd, R. O. 1 7 Q Smiths Sat: n r h OPTOBIETRIST t 0 e y S op i Phone WOO 31 E. Main sf. Phone eo T LS E. Blain St. XY6ll1ll'1Cl Xycllzmd I Ao Conzpfjlzzelzfy of II'eUt111d'i' Ltzrgrft Deptzrtmezzf Store D K M l Furniture, Electric Refrigerators, r' ' ' I 'ps Washers, Radios, Stoves DENTIST Ready-to-Wear and Shoes S Phone 593 LH-145 King St. 37 Temple Bldg. XX elland THE ROSS CO, Is noted for its dependable merchandise and especially for its grow- ing boys' and girls' wear. For smartness, sytle and durability, try THE ROSS C . ll